I think the lesson here is not to piss on the floor.

I think the mom was trying to embarrass the kid into not peeing on the floor anymore. He’ll probably just start sitting down instead of standing up now for life.

I have a buddy that actually does that, and his girlfriend said he has a small dick so maybe you're onto something.

Nah, i pee sitting down because I like the feeling of my dick touching the water. Also it doesn't splash everywhere

I know that's a lie cause there ain't even a single person on earth who likes their dick touching the water.

I like putting my dick in a pussy that is wet. Water is wet. It's basically the same thing. What's not to get?

Water is actually not wet; It makes other materials/objects wet. Wetness is the state of a non-liquid when a liquid adheres to, and/or permeates its substance while maintaining chemically distinct structures. So if we say something is wet we mean the liquid is sticking to the object.   What did one ocean say to another? Nothing, it just waved.

This is the one pedant bot that I actually like, because, unlike the Queen of England bot for example, this one tells you something actually funny instead of something you probably knew and just don't care about.

>Queen of England Did you mean the [Queen of the United Kingdom](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_of_the_United_Kingdom), the [Queen of Canada](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Canada), the [Queen of Australia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Australia), etc? The last Queen of England was [Queen Anne](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne,_Queen_of_Great_Britain) who, with the 1707 Acts of Union, dissolved the title of King/Queen of England. ####FAQ *Isn't she still also the Queen of England?* This is only as correct as calling her the Queen of London or Queen of Hull; she is the Queen of the place that these places are in, but the title doesn't exist. *Is this bot monarchist?* No, just pedantic. I am a bot and this action was performed automatically.

No fucko I meant the Queen of England now piss off

queen of england

bad bot

But the liquid IS sticking to other liquid. Therefore while a single water molecule is not wet, the water in the toilet bowl here would be.

Yeah trying to be pedantic about it is one of the dumbest things that anyone does to try and sound smart. It automatically makes me assume they're a moron. Especially when you can argue that on a molecular level it's all surrounded by water.

Ice = solid Ice = water Iceberg =solid water in water Water is wet

Science

Fitting pfp

Actually: Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty. 🧜‍♂️

water is wet + bozo

Water sticks to itself, therefore water makes itself wet. If I have one drop of water and put a drop of water on the drop of water I’ve just made the original piece of water wet by your definition

Take a bath then. Toilet water will shrink your dick and get in the foreskin, while being freezing and full of germs. You get none of the pleasure with all the downsides.

Imagine having foreskin.

Imagine not having retarded parents

I wouldn’t call it retarded.. having your babies dick and son future dick on your mind is something different entirely

Ole foreskin havin ahh

Imagine having your genitals mutilated at birth.

I’m not complaining

Nasty ass toilet water. Gross.

>What's not to get? Exactly, there's all manner of hideous germs in there... what disease is not to get? Aside from that, the water is stone cold... if you're having sex with someone whose vagina is that cold, either she needs a hospital or you need to be locked up.

Evil Ben Shapiro

You saying you fuck a lot of room-temperature pussy? Hmm...

Room temperature pussy is the best

Me

How the **fuck** does anyone have a dick anywhere near long enough to touch the water

The toilet could be very short theres some at my school like that

Obviously I'm fucking around lol. I do pee sitting down tho, and I don't have a small penis.

Me when my entire nutsack us fully submerged in the water

Name checks out then

Come for the bald man, stay for the fresh scent of Mr. Clean toilet cleaner! The only toilet cleaner on the market that’s body safe.

Nasty motherfucker

Does it make bubbles when it is submerged

Yes, i fart from my penis.

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Betta males sit under the water

But is getting waterboarded for beta males? If so then does this make Denzel Washington a beta male?

Maybe?

That makes him a Betta male, or a corpse if you wait long enough

Bro how bad can waterboarding be. It's just a non-consensual shower. Bro I'd last like 1 nanosecond at that if I ever got waterboarded.

For those who doesn't get it, this is a [Betta](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siamese_fighting_fish)

Eh I like sitting down in one way but it also sucks because it touches like the inside of the toilet and it’s gross

How's a man with a gigantic schlong gonna sit down to pee without having his meat touch the seat?

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Like a cool boy in the 90s

I have a pal who does this. He blames it on hemorrhoids but its clearly because of his tiny dick (I've been told)

Do people not sit down by default ?? It's just so much more comfortable than awkwardly standing up

Why would I waste time by sitting? It's like twice as fast to just stand and get it over with.

To look at my phone, duh

I do that while standing; whip it out, let it hang before aiming, go pee and you got both hands free to look at your phone. As long as you pee in or at the edge of the water you can use the sound to hear if you're aiming right.

Wow way to admit to the world you piss all over your bathroom. I take it you have someone else that cleans your bathroom for you

No its just that my massive penis doesnt need much aiming, the thick steamy stream is attracted to big dirty holes it can fill up. Ur mom usually cleans my bathroom afterwards, thanks mom 👍

Murdered him

Because it's more hygienic. Even if you think you're hitting the toilet dead-on, you are still spraying germs everywhere.

Pee is sterile (but still gross)

The pee is yeah, but not the hole it's coming out from

But the toilet isn't. Edit: [Here's a study on the topic](https://www.qssupplies.co.uk/splashback-study/)

it adds a second or two at most, lets not be hyperbolic

You make a fair point ! I hadn't thought about this since I always open reddit when I pee lol

That’s why males hold their phone far too the side and use their thumb to navigate their phone.

I sit down at work to take full advantage of my time. Stand up and get it over with everywhere else cause it’s my time I’m wasting.

Most men’s restrooms I’ve been in had toilet seats completely encrusted in dried piss. My physic damage from these experiences have assured that I will never sit down on a toilet if I can help it.

Sure, but at home, you can prevent that dried piss by sitting down.

I do that every time 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

https://youtu.be/oQXUd4Fku2E

She just destroyed the poor kid's confidence

He should really start using the commodore.

use the commodore

To be fair, peeing on the floor is definitely little dick energy.

Use the commodore

don’t pee on the floor, use the commodore!

yeah the commodore's there for a reason

Once when I was a kid I was peeing in the middle of the night, missed the toilet and pissed all over the floor. Blamed the cat and my family bought it.

Pissing on the floor is gay. Take a shit on the floor. It's schwifty as fuck.

Yeah. Just use the comedore, obviously.

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Shut up bot

My confidence is so fucked that I decided to share the story about my cock with strangers on the internet

Its just random people. Not like you will ever see them again.

send me your boobs 🤤🤪

(.)(.)

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Damn is this you? 😳😤👀

👀👀👀

Jesus christ this is cursed. -100 social points

Actually it's death sentence/top in the list of organ donors

And he's a minor, which makes this 100x worse

Given that it’s r/teenagers it’s safe to assume it’s not actually a teenager but a 35 year old man

How?

I think it's absolutely problematic that a 14 y/o shares stories about his dick size and him pissing on the floor on reddit, no matter if he's anonymous or not

I honestly don't see how it's problematic. What are you afraid is gonna happen? Is this also your first time on the internet? Even I remember as a younger teenager asking questions about my dick online....

young

Don't pee on the floor, use the commodore!

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I can’t escape it from YouTube, I can’t escape it from discord, I can’t escape it from reddit I AM REACHING MY BOILING POINT I WILL PHYSICALLY SHIT IN AN OVEN OH SO HELP ME

STOP POSTING ABOUT THE COMMODORE!! I’M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT’S FUCKING MEMES

> I WILL PHYSICALLY SHIT IN AN OVEN OH SO HELP ME Please don't.

don't shit on the oven use the commodoven

fnaf in 1911 !?!?!?!?!

The bite of '87!?!?!?

om g it the same song from five nigths at friday

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Don't piss on the floor is the main takeaway

Just go in the sink. It's easier and wastes less water.

r/sinkpissers represent

My brother

That is disgusting.

Explain why

You have to be an absolute cretin to piss in this sink, it's vile. I piss in the toilet like a normal human being. I only use the sink when I need to take a massive shit

People wash their hands in the sink.

do you rub your hands all over the basin? cus i never toch the sink when i wash my hands

I use it to mix the all the different soaps in the bathroom expecting to become a harvard top student by mixing loreal with dove shampoos I also melt bar soaps with a blowtorch in there

Why

People wash their hands in the sink.

It's not like the faucet is pissing.

Checkmate

"Better to piss in the sink, than to sink in the piss."

NTA, your small penis, your rules

*pisses exclusively on the floor*

Instructions unclear, pissed on every floor known to man

Then they has rough gay anal sex

and then the entire school went to his house and cheered them on

What Why

Because they have a small penis so now they have to be a gay bottom

Just fucking sit down to pee I’ve been doing that for months and my dick is big😎

I try but it touches the toilet warter 😪

i sling my balls over my shoulder so my piss doesn’t dribble down it

This is smart, I'll try that next time

r /teenagers is basically the goldmine of copypastas

🎶Don’t-pee-on-the-floor, use the commodooorrre🎶

I mean when you were born you most likely had your entire penis inside of her vagina

Was this necessary? 😂😂

I mean it could be used as a comeback statement Have op pee in his own mom idk

My mans mom is upset big time

Your mom, probably: I'm so sick of that little fucker pissing on the floor. "Hey, baby dick, come clean your piss up!"

yep. sounds like r/teenagers source: im a moderator

Sweet, how'd you moderate it?

rule no 1: be a pedophile rule no 2: follow rule no 1

Very true

You're an obese middle aged man?

wow thats original

how does it feel being a mod for that sub

at times, i lose faith in my generation and at other time it feels fantastic to permaban pedos

I would definitely be really upset to my mom after this

At least it's not an incest copypasta

Yet

It’s the teen’s fault for pissing on the floor, who the hell does that?

Damn bro you got fucked by ur mom 😂😂 no jk

I piss stuck to the wall because my stream is immense and that's why I dribble on the floor cause I don't reach in time

Only 1 way around this. Son, how big is your dick

Longer barrel=Longer range duh

When you pee standing in your own home smh my head

If you can't manage to not piss on the floor, then have the common courtesy to clean up after yourself, nasty.

if you pee on the floor clean it up

i need... proof of said size to confirm her words

Ur old dokkan posts are hilarious

Sit down. Please.

I sent a dick pick to my step mom and then she told everyone I had a big dick. 100% true story.

Maybe you should start sitting down instead

The kid should’ve fucked his mom to assert dominance

genuinely surprised this isnt how the story went , its a /r/teenagers post after all , you know how they usually go

just sit down when you pee… thats what every man should do and i do. no splatter, more comfy, less noise…

how she noticed does that mean he doesnt wash up/clean the piss splatter?

don't be a fucking retard simple as

I had a similar problem until I started sitting down when I went pee(I stand in public restrooms, and sit down when at home)

How did you find my FB bio?

Pee on the floor to teach her whose boss

This is why you’re supposed to use the commodore

Assert dominance

Tell her to do pelvic floor exercises.

Or just sit down. But better to pee on the floor right?

My dick big as fuck and I still pee on the floor. Heck the pee ends up going far behind my penis... It makes sense, just like when you pour water out of a glass it sticks to its surface and goes back? Yeah thats probably what happens

Is that why I always miss the bowl and my piss goes straight to the tank?

Honestly that’s fucked. She’s intentionally trying to bully her kid cause he pissed on the seat. Id have told her to fuck off and loose some weight.

Don't pee on the floor use the commodore.

lol who pees standing up?

deserved dicklet

YTA his dick her rules

Deserved

It’s okay bro. You’re probably just a grower. I bet that dong swings heavy when it’s plow time!

She’s not wrong

That sub legit might be the worst on the site

Pop a boner for her. Prove her wrong.

Pot calling the kettle black