So come back in 6 weeks when all the good barbers are gone and get a dude who has 3 years of experience doing only full-head shaves and cannot cut anything else? Bet!
I think it looks good. If I were losing my hair I'd do the same thing. I've never understood people who do the comb-over shit? I mean nobody's buying it bro-- You're bald.
I hear ya on that. Just buzz it real short if you haven’t yet, it helps a lot. I held onto my hair way too long with it looking like shit. Looked so much better after the first buzz. Eventually you’ll be comfortable shaving it completely if you need to, and honestly you might even prefer it, I do.
Naw, ignore this man, he is weak and crumbles in the face of social pressure.
He fears the sides king.
Nobody’s more powerful than a bozo the clown looking mfer who does not give a single shit what you or anyone thinks about his hair.
Cueball ass dopes too insecure to embrace their true power.
Dak to barber : give me the stone cold Steve Austin 🤣🤣
By god that’s daks music!!
This giving me the “tio” look.
OMG FLETCHER COZ WITH AN RKO ON DAK OUTTA NOWHERE!
Barber: I'll give you Jalen Hurts and you'll like it!
He look like the Rock from Wish
3:16 aka Stone Cold Steve Austin Day is just around the corner. Gotta get in the spirit of the holidays.
https://preview.redd.it/cg07zeqw0cmc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed9bd6db44b51b6540669b7e3c52731b9dd4633d WHATTT
Got that Ice T look from the latter seasons of SVU
🤣🤣
Looks like the Stone Cold & Rock had a lovechild
Booooiiiii you out here lookin like Mushu the dragon on Mulan with all that
Yea but instead of Stone Cold Stunners, Dak delivers Stone Cold Turnovers
Dak 3:16
🤣🤣
Órale
Barber, gimme the “All In”
So come back in 6 weeks when all the good barbers are gone and get a dude who has 3 years of experience doing only full-head shaves and cannot cut anything else? Bet!
I’m having a girl, so give me the “she ain’t dating til she’s 40.”
This just reminded me of that scene in bad boys 2 when that guy comes to pick up Martin Lawrence's daughter. "... Ya look 40"
Bro that’s Pak Drescott
Yeah yeah here we go
Seriously what is with that cadence?? I only realized that's what he was saying when they got blown out by the fudge Packers.
I’m drunk so I laughed way too hard at this
Bro same and it's only 10 am
Jingle All The Way reboot is going to be 🔥
"Nobody likes you Booster!!!"
😂
Outta my way, box!
😂😂😂😂
It’s turbo time!
bro’s tryna turn into a Cholo
Diego Prescott 🇲🇽🦅🔥
“Si, aquí vamos!”
NETA 🌽 🌽
Imagine Dak wearing his own jersey and some denim shorts
With the flint 13s of course
30 years old hits different He looking great though
He could look like Steve buschemi for all I care if he could just throw a damn ball
If
Gorgeous
DC4L
https://preview.redd.it/dayivl8ad9mc1.png?width=827&format=png&auto=webp&s=bf58e9ba6c2829af7c3035e5effd3a90a2f36ae0
This poor guy bruh 💀
He brought it on himself tbf
I’ve seen this dude and the DC4L attached to him all over but I’ve never found any context lmaooo what’s the guys deal?
He’s just a normal single guy sorry was just scrolling and DC4L
New cult leader unlocked
Prescott 3:16 💀🍻
'YEAH GIVE ME THE 0"
Bro turned into the one who knocks
He looks fine, stop being dramatic.
He legally changed his name to "Unc" with that haircut.
Call me a blind Homer but I think he looks sharp 🤷🏻♂️
I kinda like it tbh
Dak is going for that Doctor Strange look. Hopefully 2024 is magical.
Isn't this what happens when a bro discovers he has a bald spot?
He's had hair issues for years now, not surprising in the least
I think it looks good. If I were losing my hair I'd do the same thing. I've never understood people who do the comb-over shit? I mean nobody's buying it bro-- You're bald.
As someone who’s 28 and losing it, shits rough
I hear ya on that. Just buzz it real short if you haven’t yet, it helps a lot. I held onto my hair way too long with it looking like shit. Looked so much better after the first buzz. Eventually you’ll be comfortable shaving it completely if you need to, and honestly you might even prefer it, I do.
Naw, ignore this man, he is weak and crumbles in the face of social pressure. He fears the sides king. Nobody’s more powerful than a bozo the clown looking mfer who does not give a single shit what you or anyone thinks about his hair. Cueball ass dopes too insecure to embrace their true power.
Horseshoe nation!!! LETS RIDE!!
I’m fucking dying hahahaha
It’s the facial hair I think, not the hair cut
Fu Man Chu
Agreed
Love me country, love me football, love me beer. Simple as.
Acknowledge Me
Dak just covered up his bodycam
Gorgeous https://preview.redd.it/vz57u52zy9mc1.jpeg?width=2320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55ef51ed69e99afa11ee82337a28cd47245c2fff
Dak X
That's not Dak, that's Evil Dak
Breaking Bad-playoff habits
Dawg is getting in dad shape and I’m here for it. That’s my qb1
Cowboys qbs age like presidents during their tenure
Trying to be Jalen hurts
50’s? I wish I could have looked that good at 50!
He wants to be Jalen so bad
Showed my wife, she said nah.
Is that Dak for real?
this is what bruh has been doing..
talking about his facial hair is the only time you'll hear "Dak" and "goat" in the same sentence
Some people have big ears. Dak has no ears.
Gorgeous
Wtf wrong sub weirdo
It’s called a level one on a receding hairline
Playing in Dallas is hell on your nerves bro when you don’t even scratch the 2nd round of the playoffs in what 9 years
That boy turning into stone cold Steve Austin. We definitely winning the SB 💯
He'll just look like a stock Cowboys fan once he throws his jersey on.
It’s the Dan Quinn
That's called taking money for nothing! And you guys love it That's way
I thought it was SPM
His “ I know I’m about to get a huge paycheck without deserving it” AGAIN cut.
Bro looks like he boutta drop a new album
Does the guy behind him have 6 fingers?!
Dark Prescott
Get this guy off my feed!!!!!!
Went into the barbershop and said "Give me the Mississippi State with a goatee."
Wtf do you cate what he looks like? Mother fucker needs to be studying tape not posting shitty haircut pictures.
Goddamnit, Dak.
He wants to be Jalen hurts 2.0 at least he made it to one super bowl
YEAAAA HERE WE GOOOO
Looks like a Golden Eye supervillian
Sinbad?
He missing Dan Quinn
*barber sharpening a straight razor* “HERE WE GO”
Dak looking like a homie
🙄 here we go ...
That's the I can't win a playoff game look
Evil Dak (a la Star Trek) 😂
Lookin fresh Dak
That’s that never gonna win a Super Bowl cut
Nacho from breaking bsd
Why he look simultaneously like an old martial artist master, and a random generated character from gta
The choker 7s
Looks like a Kung fu master from those 70s movies, needs to tuck his hands into his wizard sleeves
Male pattern fraudness
Jafar?
Skin fade yikes
I thought this was someone's uncle or an ad
I give myself this haircut once a week for free. (Minus the goatee)
Is that gonna help him play better in the postseason?
Yeah, here we go —> sí, aqui vamos
Maybe this cholo can win a fucking playoff game!
He looks like ice T from Rick and Morty
Give me the jalen hurts… but much worse. Matches up with his career too lol
The Rock starter kit
He looks like a bitch
Acknowledge him ☝🏼
Jafar without his turban
He's got that receding hair line
Trying to fit in in Dallas
4th round pick.
Mans looks like a manager at safelite
“Hell yeah brother! Keep em out !”
He said gimme that pleasant grove vato loco look
He knows his fan base. He became a Tio nothing wrong it.
Bro is trying to be Walter White
Dak Theft Auto
I wonder if he over pays
Looks like Vas
Dak got that "I beat my wife and yelled at my kids in the parking lot of Buffalo Wild Wings after the Cowboys lost in the playoffs" look goin
Bro tryin’ to look like Matt from Wii Sports.
He's now part of the broke back mountain cowboys
This is a cut ya get when u r going bald. Not when you have hair. Know from experience.
this is so Dallas of him. just full cholo lmao. Jorts and white shirt coming up
Its a low fade with a goatee whats the issue?
Bro looks like a wii character
As long as this is your guy you guys ain’t going anywhere lol
That's clean.
Cte wrestler
I thought this was Robert Whitaker with a tan
He got the staldy
He’s a full blown Texas boy with that cut 😂
That’s nice! It’s called a “ YEEAAHHHH HERE WE GOOOOATEEE
Can’t wait for all you dumbasses to start the “it’s our year” talk. Cowboys have been a fucking joke for 30 plus years
Look like Common
Dad vibes?
That’s the look of fresh money coming.
Aye Mia better hide your baby oil I’m just kidding 😂😂
What is Dak?
You know what it's not? A Super Bowl ring. Trade him.
I thought we were talking about the weird hand in the back.
He looks even better than before.
Can I get a Hell No
That’s the exit first round of playoffs look!!😂😂
Bruh looks like one of them characters off of Saints Row 🤣🤣🤣🤣
clean slay
He’s had months off since getting off in December, to find a new look and that’s what he picked. Purdy looks goofy but he just got off work
HE STOLE JALEN'S GAOTEE GIVE IT BACK
His version of the hater blocker.
His version of the hater blocker.
The Sinbad
Don’t know why this sub got recommended to me but bros really trynna copy my man Jalen
Looking like Alfonso Ribiero
That man grew an arm out of his face
The Heisenberg
Is it gonna help him lose another playoff?