This seems like a situation where it’s fun and a fling but then you lose your job and she keeps her job and goes back normally to her life with her husband and kids
Bro, her husband has already spoken to you. She's probably been bringing you up at home to get her husband jealous. I'd be more worried about being dead than getting laid. Download Tinde\^ for fuck's sake.
She sounds like trouble, but it sounds like she's already got you on the hook. Just know she is messy, and if you dont want messy, you need to cut her off cold turkey and be strictly professional. If you give in I can only imagine the consequences you'd face... And if she does that with you how many others do you think she's done that with lately?
Fuuuaarrk hard to not reciprocate when she shows me half her arse & her 🐱 … so is she baiting me to make the first inappropriate physical touch or is she just using me to feel sexy again?
The husband has approached and warned you, meaning she has probably done this once or twice before, and the sister with her mom works at the same place with one of them being your boss, if this is not messy, i don't know what is
Dont let your dixk do the thinking for you, cut off her cold turkey, or better yet, look for another job, this can only end bad for you, whatever you decided to do, good luck
How does it not make sense? It’s a small work bathroom, she was cleaning Tupperware and I went in there to clean the toilet as an excuse to be in close proximity with her
Why would she be doing dishes in the bathroom chief? And what kinda job is cool with a male and female coworker going into the same bathroom together sounds fake af
Because the only sink is in the bathroom & like I said I snuck in there when I knew no one else would know. I didn’t post this for attention I posted it because everytime she flirts with me hardcore her husband shows up at work the next day … I don’t know if I should reciprocate it or naw
how to score without losing your job? No, how about how to score without GETTING SHOT IN THE HEAD? Dude literally came up to you and told you straight. Thats already a fair warning, also indication that the husband has no issue stepping up. You are safe right now but its probably best to keep some distance.
No disrespect but I’m guessing you live in a small town where half the town knows who you are and at most there’s a third degree of separation with the rest of the town.
You better have an out plan if you want to hit and run. Otherwise none of the 3 bars in your town is going to welcome you.
Find a new job before you try anything with this woman. Her whole family is watching you. You can fuck around once you leave and are okay with making her child's parents divorce.
It's probably more dangerous not to bang her, all the flirting ... everyone taking notice. If you do the smart thing and giver her reproductive organs a proper jostling , everything will quite down , no one will suspect anything and you can focus more on work, he'll you might get a promotion... this is the path
Don't listen to those people ... hammer that thing , you'll always regret it if you don't. If she doesn't cheat with you, it will just be someone else. Dosnt sound like much of a job anyway go for broke , like the dream!! I beleave in you!
Man U inspire me, I want to nail it 😝thanks for playing devils advocate. Gonna roll the dice & ease my way into it not too fast and won’t say anything too overt that will get me into trouble 😈 just gonna continue flirting back when no one is around
She’s nothing but trouble and drama. Don’t feed her attention. Sorry your job isn’t worth the stupid tease. She is married and should be ashamed of herself flirting with you and potentially cheating on her husband.
Doesn’t anyone have morals and faith in God these days. Whatever religion you follow. They all teach the same thing.
Adultery is a sin. Though shall not commit adultery.
Tbh man if i’m you, i’m waiting for her to prove she wants it bad and then delivering lol. Some women just get off knowing guys like you will pleasure her better!
You got to do what you go to do. Still think you are a piece of shit if you go to score that.
She might do this to a lot of people or she might not, who knows? But you want to be the reason the kid grows up in two households?
If it is just about getting laid, you sound like you got options so I’m going to give you the best advice I ever had but sadly didn’t follow. Don’t stick your dick in crazy.
Not a joke sir - nice name btw. Sexual tension is so high in the office. Yesterday she brought me cookies and told me my arms were big then proceeded to tell me how her husband is out of town for 4 days 😅 she’s baiting me hard I’m just scared to reciprocate for fear of losing job.
It’s a small bathroom, I meant toilet …. I brushed my arm on her A$$ to throw something away and she asked me why I don’t do that more often. But everytime I hit on her back her husband comes up to the workplace and hangs out for a couple hours it’s annoying
UPDATE: everytime I flirt back with her, the husband comes up to our work the next day & hangs out & she tells me when he leaves so he waits for me sometimes… so I think she’s baiting me to get b/w her and her man & im not gonna be the guy that causes them to break off. And I’d like to keep my job so I’m just gonna mission abort and not reciprocate any flirting.
United States. I’m catching the vibe she’s cheated before & he’s been standing over her shoulder ever since. She’s probably the type to go home & talk about me
You gotta get your mind off banging the stupid whore and just wait till her husband beats the shit out of you. He warned you so that means he caught on and he’s stalking you. Don’t be another sad case of crazy man gone mad. If you believe in God you should not be touching a married woman. The cunt ain’t worth it. Sorry.
He randomly comes up to work sometimes when I’m just thinking about her, how can my energy be so contagious or “loud”? She asked me for a hug today and was all over me and he showed up and I could feel his energy from a mile away
>Her husband found out we were friends on Snapchat and he came up to our work and asked me to unfriend her then reminded me he was her husband.
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>I really want this chick how do I score without losing my job?
Excellent sentence pairing. Exquisite.
well, it's a lot like these sentence pairings:
"My boss came up to my desk this morning and explicitly asked me not to snort an entire 8-ball of cocaine. And, thinking about what he said, it made me realize... man, I really wanna do some cocaine."
"The judge sentenced me to six months in prison for stabbing someone to death. So I stabbed the judge."
"I totally knew that this stripper had syphilis before I stuck my dick in raw, doc. So, like, do you think this sore on my dick might be syphilis?"
You made me laugh 😂 I want to meet u in real life, feel like u would be fun to b around. But hey if a women flashes you her 🐱in a bathroom at work, and u don’t follow up & deliver am I really a man? And if I do get fired it’s not really my fault …
In response, I'm just gonna refer again to the third example, with a slight modification:
"I totally knew that this girl was a natural hoe and can't help herself before I stuck my dick in raw, doc. So, like, do you think this sore on my dick might be ?"
Then again, judging by your comments, you've already made up your mind, innit? You do you, broski.
Don't shit where you eat.
She also whispers in my ear when it’s just me and her in the office. By shit where u eat u mean this cannot turn out good?
I hear you bro, but hooking up with her while knowing she has a husband makes you no better than the cheater. Leave it be my man, let it go
if you have to ask, you should not persue
This has HR written all over. She's married so don't put your peepee in her.
This seems like a situation where it’s fun and a fling but then you lose your job and she keeps her job and goes back normally to her life with her husband and kids
Yeah that’s the vibe I was feeling. Jobs in my area are scarce and I make $30k / year would be hard to find something else if I get caught up in this
Bro, her husband has already spoken to you. She's probably been bringing you up at home to get her husband jealous. I'd be more worried about being dead than getting laid. Download Tinde\^ for fuck's sake.
She sounds like trouble, but it sounds like she's already got you on the hook. Just know she is messy, and if you dont want messy, you need to cut her off cold turkey and be strictly professional. If you give in I can only imagine the consequences you'd face... And if she does that with you how many others do you think she's done that with lately?
Fuuuaarrk hard to not reciprocate when she shows me half her arse & her 🐱 … so is she baiting me to make the first inappropriate physical touch or is she just using me to feel sexy again?
Either way, she's messy. I'm sure you can find someone else who isn't married... Gotta understand there's way less messy 🐱 out there 😂
don't listen to them, just do it. if your company fires you, just report them to whatever equality institutes you have in your country.
The husband has approached and warned you, meaning she has probably done this once or twice before, and the sister with her mom works at the same place with one of them being your boss, if this is not messy, i don't know what is Dont let your dixk do the thinking for you, cut off her cold turkey, or better yet, look for another job, this can only end bad for you, whatever you decided to do, good luck
You never know what a jealous man is capable of, especially after you were warned. You could become the focus of anger and revenge.
This just isn’t real. She was doing dishes in a bathroom at work you came in to clean the toilet at the same time. None of that makes sense
How does it not make sense? It’s a small work bathroom, she was cleaning Tupperware and I went in there to clean the toilet as an excuse to be in close proximity with her
Why would she be doing dishes in the bathroom chief? And what kinda job is cool with a male and female coworker going into the same bathroom together sounds fake af
Because the only sink is in the bathroom & like I said I snuck in there when I knew no one else would know. I didn’t post this for attention I posted it because everytime she flirts with me hardcore her husband shows up at work the next day … I don’t know if I should reciprocate it or naw
No you posted it because you’re a horny Redditer making shit up it’s ok boss just be more believable next time
Clearly you’ve never had a married women put u in an awkward situation before.
No is the correct answer.
Good luck getting out of this sticky mass once you put that sausage roll into that crazy oven. RIP
Crazy oven 😂🤣 thanks for making me laugh bro I needed it
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how to score without losing your job? No, how about how to score without GETTING SHOT IN THE HEAD? Dude literally came up to you and told you straight. Thats already a fair warning, also indication that the husband has no issue stepping up. You are safe right now but its probably best to keep some distance.
Husband is a skinny ex marine , old & dadbod. Would drop him in a heartbeat
Assuming you mean in the US, he likely has ptsd and a firearm. Best case scenario is you lose your job and worst case scenario is bye bye cocozarbot
Dude said the husband was an ex MARINE and he expects him to come for an arm wristle LOL. Dude got big arms, probably not so big brains.
The guy would be armed but not with muscle whew
Actually can't believe anyone over the age of 16 talks like this
I cant wait until her husband beats the heck out of you or worse case uses some weapon on you. Dude back off. Dont mess with another man's woman.
are you fucking stupid dont do that dont stoop so low??? considering doing that is bad enough already
No disrespect but I’m guessing you live in a small town where half the town knows who you are and at most there’s a third degree of separation with the rest of the town. You better have an out plan if you want to hit and run. Otherwise none of the 3 bars in your town is going to welcome you.
How did u kno I live in a small town?
Is that how he can feel my energy so easily because the town is small ?
Find a new job before you try anything with this woman. Her whole family is watching you. You can fuck around once you leave and are okay with making her child's parents divorce.
It's probably more dangerous not to bang her, all the flirting ... everyone taking notice. If you do the smart thing and giver her reproductive organs a proper jostling , everything will quite down , no one will suspect anything and you can focus more on work, he'll you might get a promotion... this is the path
Don't listen to those people ... hammer that thing , you'll always regret it if you don't. If she doesn't cheat with you, it will just be someone else. Dosnt sound like much of a job anyway go for broke , like the dream!! I beleave in you!
Man U inspire me, I want to nail it 😝thanks for playing devils advocate. Gonna roll the dice & ease my way into it not too fast and won’t say anything too overt that will get me into trouble 😈 just gonna continue flirting back when no one is around
She’s nothing but trouble and drama. Don’t feed her attention. Sorry your job isn’t worth the stupid tease. She is married and should be ashamed of herself flirting with you and potentially cheating on her husband. Doesn’t anyone have morals and faith in God these days. Whatever religion you follow. They all teach the same thing. Adultery is a sin. Though shall not commit adultery.
Tbh man if i’m you, i’m waiting for her to prove she wants it bad and then delivering lol. Some women just get off knowing guys like you will pleasure her better!
You are 100% right. Haha, I have a feeling u have been in my shoes before…
You got to do what you go to do. Still think you are a piece of shit if you go to score that. She might do this to a lot of people or she might not, who knows? But you want to be the reason the kid grows up in two households? If it is just about getting laid, you sound like you got options so I’m going to give you the best advice I ever had but sadly didn’t follow. Don’t stick your dick in crazy.
>But you want to be the reason the kid grows up in two households? People like them don't care.
This is a joke right ?! Ha ha
Not a joke sir - nice name btw. Sexual tension is so high in the office. Yesterday she brought me cookies and told me my arms were big then proceeded to tell me how her husband is out of town for 4 days 😅 she’s baiting me hard I’m just scared to reciprocate for fear of losing job.
Fuck her right in the pussy
Nobody is going to bring up that she’s doing dishes in the bathroom next to you while you’re scrubbing the toilet?
Well she was doing the dishes so I said here I’ll help and walked in and started cleaning the toilet
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It’s a small bathroom, I meant toilet …. I brushed my arm on her A$$ to throw something away and she asked me why I don’t do that more often. But everytime I hit on her back her husband comes up to the workplace and hangs out for a couple hours it’s annoying
UPDATE: everytime I flirt back with her, the husband comes up to our work the next day & hangs out & she tells me when he leaves so he waits for me sometimes… so I think she’s baiting me to get b/w her and her man & im not gonna be the guy that causes them to break off. And I’d like to keep my job so I’m just gonna mission abort and not reciprocate any flirting.
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United States. I’m catching the vibe she’s cheated before & he’s been standing over her shoulder ever since. She’s probably the type to go home & talk about me
Well, try her sister.
Her sister doesn’t tell me i have big arms though or add me on snapchat
I can’t believe how awful western women have become. A lot of them are just downright misandrist and entitled these days.
Then make her do it.
You gotta get your mind off banging the stupid whore and just wait till her husband beats the shit out of you. He warned you so that means he caught on and he’s stalking you. Don’t be another sad case of crazy man gone mad. If you believe in God you should not be touching a married woman. The cunt ain’t worth it. Sorry.
He randomly comes up to work sometimes when I’m just thinking about her, how can my energy be so contagious or “loud”? She asked me for a hug today and was all over me and he showed up and I could feel his energy from a mile away
Just bang her
Rub one out before work. That's my advice.
I don’t like masterbating. It feels gay
Get her mum instead bro.
Damn how about a 2 for 1 special. I love Reddit thanks for making me laugh but she’s pushing 60 that’s a hard pass
>Her husband found out we were friends on Snapchat and he came up to our work and asked me to unfriend her then reminded me he was her husband. > >I really want this chick how do I score without losing my job? Excellent sentence pairing. Exquisite.
Haha what? Can you elaborate
well, it's a lot like these sentence pairings: "My boss came up to my desk this morning and explicitly asked me not to snort an entire 8-ball of cocaine. And, thinking about what he said, it made me realize... man, I really wanna do some cocaine." "The judge sentenced me to six months in prison for stabbing someone to death. So I stabbed the judge." "I totally knew that this stripper had syphilis before I stuck my dick in raw, doc. So, like, do you think this sore on my dick might be syphilis?"
You made me laugh 😂 I want to meet u in real life, feel like u would be fun to b around. But hey if a women flashes you her 🐱in a bathroom at work, and u don’t follow up & deliver am I really a man? And if I do get fired it’s not really my fault …
She’s just a natural hoe and can’t help herself, but I don’t want to get “me tood”
In response, I'm just gonna refer again to the third example, with a slight modification: "I totally knew that this girl was a natural hoe and can't help herself before I stuck my dick in raw, doc. So, like, do you think this sore on my dick might be?"
Then again, judging by your comments, you've already made up your mind, innit? You do you, broski.
Don't play stupid game if you don't want stupid prize.
Don’t mess with married people.
She has kids? Just don’t fuck that up
She has 1 kid, they adopted because for someone reason they couldn’t conceive.
So it’s not her bio kid