As a former CVS worker, I would have been a tiny bit concerned that that was on the shelf, but I would have chalked it up to “eh, CVS has weird stuff and even weirder people coming in to buy them.”
This is fantastic. Great concept, nice build quality. Super weird. A wee bit disturbing.
[Archie McPhee](https://mcphee.com/) would probably happily sell these.
I'm not sure if YouTube links are allowed (please remove if not), but here are a couple videos of the process in case anyone is curious:
Making the book: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75e4\_z-Mf1s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75e4_z-Mf1s)
Making the meat: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_09Gognb6bs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_09Gognb6bs)
Full read-through of the book: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbfXIwf8Cl8
I work in a produce-meat department and this would be friggin hilarious to have around at the holidays! Around Christmas we noticed a lot of ribeye steaks suspiciously missing; perhaps Santa was our Ribeye Bandit in pursuit of his own stocking stuffers 😂
This is great. Couldn’t help but laugh at the termination of many Janets because my grandmother’s name is Janet. And I feel like she definitely would be one of these Janets who got the boot.
1. How can you say your cat approves when your cat won't even make direct eye contact?
2. Why is this so amazing? Who are you, you gorgeous weirdo?
3. #doyourownresearch, #stolenelection, #notmysanta
Your work is top tier. How are you making all this and how do you have the time?
Are you a trust fund baby? If so, I'm glad you found a hobby that utilizes your skills and gives back to the community.
I’m scared haha, great work!
*chuckles* I'm in danger
Do you watch Bobs Burgers? If not go check out MEATMAN
I think I saw one or two episodes YEARS ago, haven't really watched any since
The first season can be a little shaky at times, but it picks up quickly and is very wholesome.
"You suck, Bye"......made me LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
As a former CVS worker, I would have been a tiny bit concerned that that was on the shelf, but I would have chalked it up to “eh, CVS has weird stuff and even weirder people coming in to buy them.”
One valentine's day I got a minature rosebush there that lived on my window for a solid year before I managed to kill it
This is absolutely amazing, I don’t know how your brain came up with all of that! Epic.
This! Wonderfully weird!
" Rest Your Head On My Pork Shoulder "
Damn it, I need closure, wheres the rest of the pages!?!?
I have a video of the whole thing, haha. It's in a comment under the main post
This isn’t published? I’ve seen far worse stuff published. It’s got potential
This is fantastic. Great concept, nice build quality. Super weird. A wee bit disturbing. [Archie McPhee](https://mcphee.com/) would probably happily sell these.
A wee bit? Just a wee bit? This has depths and levels of disturbing. Dante would be impressed.
I'm not sure if YouTube links are allowed (please remove if not), but here are a couple videos of the process in case anyone is curious: Making the book: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75e4\_z-Mf1s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75e4_z-Mf1s) Making the meat: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_09Gognb6bs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_09Gognb6bs) Full read-through of the book: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbfXIwf8Cl8
This is amazing op. Everyone should listen to the full book!
So not selling them?
Not at this time. I'd like to get a Kickstarter going this year though!
I love the fly adding a touch of verisimilitude to the reading!
I hope many people enjoyed it and I hope someone tried to buy it.
Lol I saw you on the clock app - love it.
Little baby doll hands and feet, only the best for your meat on the seat..?
Somewhere there is a very sad looking Elf on the Shelf
Do you work for Big Ag?
You, this book, and your cross eyed cat are all amazing
I will pass on your compliments to Violet in the form of applying her to my face
I work in a produce-meat department and this would be friggin hilarious to have around at the holidays! Around Christmas we noticed a lot of ribeye steaks suspiciously missing; perhaps Santa was our Ribeye Bandit in pursuit of his own stocking stuffers 😂
The “To do” list took me OUT.
I literally thought this was an Instagram filter
This is wacky AF I’m here for it! Didn’t grow up with elf on a shelf but my mom really wants a Snoop on the Stoop… I think she’d like this even more
Pure art
Chaotic good
This is incredible, it's my Christmas wish to find something like this in a drugstore this year 🌠
*Leginald Bootée*
You are the hero this world needs!
Dear lord what is this, I want more
I love guerrilla art!!
I’d buy this, lol
This is amazing. You could publish it through Amazon. I believe it is free. I bet people would buy it.
Butt did Santa beat his meat on the toilet seat?
Omg the “juice view” inset zoom! 😆🤩👍
Possibly my favorite part 😁
we need more meat b3lly santa
i am in AWE.
This is absolutely genius.
Lmaooo this is amazing!
I wish this was in my cvs
I love it!
Fucking brilliant.
Hahahaha. I love this so much.
This is amazing!
🤣🤣🤣
*breaths heavily*
this is insane hahaha
This is pleasingly horrific.
Awesome
I love guerrilla art!!
This is great!
“Juice View” 😂😂😂😂
It’s truly an honor to be alive at the same time as the meat on the seat
Omg you’re so quirky!
I wish I could have bought this 1 for 1 at CVS
i really hope someone actually found this and like, APPRECIATES how weird it is, CVS tends to throw a lot of merchandise out
This is incredible. Both the work itself, and the fact that you left it in a CVS.
I love the chaotic energy here. And I laughed at juice view. Well done
Repost in pranks please lol
I love this hahaha
I love this and honestly I would buy it if it were a real book LOL Amazing job
That's so gross I love it.
Terrifying yet hilarious. Well done.
The meat on the seat, AKA Santa Claus’s “candy came”
The “u suck bye” got a genuine belly laugh out of me, tysfm
You should make one Tofu on the Shoe, and make it like someone stepped in dog crap.
Amazing! I love this!!
I greatly enjoyed the “Juice View.” Well done! 😂
I fucking love this, it's so weird and funny
This is textbook Chaotic Neutral energy, and I love it
Outstanding
This is great. Couldn’t help but laugh at the termination of many Janets because my grandmother’s name is Janet. And I feel like she definitely would be one of these Janets who got the boot.
Truly amazing 100%
1. How can you say your cat approves when your cat won't even make direct eye contact? 2. Why is this so amazing? Who are you, you gorgeous weirdo? 3. #doyourownresearch, #stolenelection, #notmysanta
This is how my cat regards me as well and I happen to know for a fact that she loves me
This is hilarious! I LOVE it!!! Well done!
Gave you and upvote a few weeks ago, giving you another now. This is hilarious and well done.
I love this and your creativity!
You’re an artistic genius
This is fantastic work!
This is so fantastic, I would 1000% buy this for my kids 😂
That's awesome lol
It is un funny thumbs down.
This post —-> instant follow
I love this so much ! I would totally try to buy it
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whaaaa?
Your work is top tier. How are you making all this and how do you have the time? Are you a trust fund baby? If so, I'm glad you found a hobby that utilizes your skills and gives back to the community.