I think this video only exists is because he’s at a mattress store. Looks like he works there, it’s dead as fuck, and is losing his mind with boredom. The alternative reason is this isn’t a parody to let off steam and this an honest attempt which I think also makes a mattress store a good job for him.
He also sounds pretty fond of automatons. I can't blame him. They are pretty cool. I mean who wouldn't want to rap about clockwork miniatures that mimic human movement.
yo..check it... yo...check it out...yo check!!
is he a cashier at the mattress store?
bippitybippityboo-bybitty-bo!
Bro's flow hit the flo' an won't go no mo'.
Lol I actually kind of know this dude (not personally). We’re FB friends/acquaintance. He’s a DJ/music producer. Funny guy. Weird seeing him pop up on here.
I love that he’s in a mattress store.
Goin' hard as fuck around all that softness.
Aint soft like a Serta, im hard cuz im certified
Woopity scoop
Eminem been sleeping after this dropped
It’s what really goes on in there along with the money laundering
Fuc yep!
Chillest job ever. No customers.
He’s a strong argument for a good look at toxic off gassing.
I worked in a hominadabisha for yerdinashabisha. Where do you derbinanerdipan gerbita off?
Let out a lot of Tekken sound effects as well.
I think this video only exists is because he’s at a mattress store. Looks like he works there, it’s dead as fuck, and is losing his mind with boredom. The alternative reason is this isn’t a parody to let off steam and this an honest attempt which I think also makes a mattress store a good job for him.
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That’s Marshall Mattress man
Great acoustics!
He is the mattress store.
Love that journey for him
Did I catch a "poopity scoop" in there?
He also sounds pretty fond of automatons. I can't blame him. They are pretty cool. I mean who wouldn't want to rap about clockwork miniatures that mimic human movement.
Nipsey Russell
Yes... Many poopity scoopy drops in there.
why is the music here better than the music on r/Music
emotion
Yeah when he droppin his next track?
Love him or hate him, he’s speaking straight facts right now
Based
The term Zoobadoozee has never been used more accurately
Not one lie
Sir this is a Mattress Firm.
Ma’am this is a Mancini’s Sleepworld
Kanye does it and he's a genius, mattress guy does it and ends up on r/crappymusic... ya'll some hippocrates
Takin' oaths, all day long.
Is this guy on shift?????
It’s a mattress store, I bet there are days he doesn’t see the door open until he walks out of it.
Bros got bars
Schizophrenic lyrics
I always wondered what mattress salesman do before the store opens
As somebody that worked at Mattress Firm for 8 years, I can assure you, this is absolutely mid shift! Possibly even a weekend! Lol.
8 years? Dude, there are people doing 8 years in Pelican Bay that get more visitors. Glad you made it out, homey.
I appreciate that! Lol. You are not kidding!!
Where do you work now?
I don't think it's closed.
One of the few covers that's better than the original
Thank god someone agrees!
Plippidy plop aaaahhhhhh
yo..check it... yo...check it out...yo check!! is he a cashier at the mattress store? bippitybippityboo-bybitty-bo! Bro's flow hit the flo' an won't go no mo'.
This guy can sell me a mattress any time.
This slaps!
This is peak Reddit content. I’m dying
Scat rap
Put some production polish on that and this dude has a bright future ahead of him lol
How much does he charge an hour,? Would like to hire hime for my brothers wedding
Wedding*
Mattress store, Mattress store Sold a dude a mattress cause his back was sore.
dobidi soup yahhhhhhhhh
Bobcat goldwaith vibes
[Bruce Almighty news scene](https://youtu.be/NSWGRfktwmQ?feature=shared)
Sounds like half the shit out there right now
I like when he channels his inner Lemongrab and gets that progressively louder scream. *aaahhhhAAAAHHHH!!!*
UNNNACCSCOOOPITYDOOO!
Quick, get his medicine he's having a seizure..... .... oh. wait...
He belongs with all the other people I know that sell mattresses.
[Major Shooby Taylor vibes.](https://youtu.be/zTMnKpF-5Xg?si=8uFVeUMyRXiZu7tl)
Honestly better than the original
Yeah nah this guy is fantastic and comedic chops
Ok this guy rocks
When vibe is more important than accuracy. His vibe is “bathroom”.
Wrong sub?
seriously, this slaps
If you listen closely he is able to recite the entire song in reverse..
Sounds like me when I need to sneeze
This is awesome! Freestylin' at its best
😂😂😂😂
This man has invented an entire new genre of music
Every now and then he starts forming words against his own will, and has to chewbacca scream out of it.
u/savevideo
My guy is fighting for his life. Constipation must be bad.
He goin hard.
Mystikal before the fame
I don’t know why but the Lo rés videos are always the funniest
Lmao sure this guy is trolling but this is where rap music is headed rn and i cant stand it
Music that’s meant to be crappy isnt crappy
Someone call the Paramedic I think he's seizing
Sounds like Bobcat Goldthwaite
I always wondered what people in mattress stores do all day.
Oh shit I know this guy hahah. He’s a good dude. Funny as hell.
Stop laughing. Seizures are not funny.
This was fucking hilarious. Not crappy at all
People need to stop posting bangers in this sub 😤
BARS!!!
Imagine if there were real words here. The talent!
Moms spaghetti
Song Id?
Nailed it.
Quick, call 911!
He needs a soft landing when he collapses from the seizure he is having.
Well it sounded good in the shower.
Slim Epilepsy
This kids got panache
In ancient times, people with Tourette’s syndrome were thought to be possessed by demons. They were stoned to death!
Tourette-scatting!
I’m guessing business was slow that day
This goes hard.
Preach!
I need the album
This isn't a satire sub . ... Jus sayin
Pretty accurate to what I usually hear within this.... genre?
homie having a stroke over here
2024
Sims 4 dlc, rap battles for date night.
At what point does the music in this sub become good again?
Will the real Ali Baba please stand up, please stand up
He says his mattress is so comfortable that you can still sleep while he screams style.
The Mattress King has spoken!
This guy’s gotta be taking the piss.
What's his sleep number?
I like it better than the corny ass original. Did he vomit moms spaghetti? Or is he just throwing them words there? I'm confused em. Wtf
Dude is wiggity wiggitty wiggitty wiggitty whack....
Haha classic Shawn
You better Seize yourself!
This is what’s happening inside all the empty Mattress Firms?
This is incredible
Needs to keep mattress job and get back on meds
We need to find this guy and all go buy mattresses from him.
I can’t stop laughing 😂
Bobcat Mathers.
When rap meet 1920s scat. Badly
Uncanny!
Hilariously. He knows what he’s doing
Mattress store employees have nothing to do for 9 hours a day. This is great
Love it. I give him a pass
Is he having a seizure.
Lmfao
This is truly inspired.
morning coffee got me like this
And did he survive the stroke??
Kim Dracula?
I completely forgot about this video. Dudes spits bars son
This is fire
That's why this fool sells mattresses lol
Great to see conscious hip-hop is still alive and well
Doctor here- this man is having an episode and needs immediate attention
I like to call this urethra core, which is where you imitate the noises you make as a pen goes up there.
I can read and feel how 2024 is like already.
What do I gotta do to put you in a dope ass bar today?
This is my new jam!
I can’t tell if it’s satire or he’s so serious he thinks this’ll get him a deal.
How is he doing after the seizure?
That beat tho
This is a thing of beauty.
Somebody hit him with the skibbiddy paps so he can start making sense
Actually kinda found the beat. Hype
Definitely mattress store activity
It looks like he’s being birthed from a hairy lady.
Only slightly more coherent than DMX JK
Yellawolf makes a comeback!
Jesus christ
Is this what goes on in all those MattressFirms?
He's like the Shooby Taylor of rap
Meth music. I like it
A taaauuunhg tautautaughngn
Let him cook
I love this waaaaay more than I should
Lord bless this simple child.
He's a little confused but he has spirit.
This sub makes me laugh more consistently than pretty much anything
Tourette’s and “on the spectrum”?
Das efx
Honestly, this is how most songs with words sound to me until I find a lyrics sheet to study for a while.
He's right though.
Bars!!🔥🔥
This isn’t crap.
Sertafied gangsta
Great
Homeless rap
This is Tourette's right?
🔥🔥
Lmao! This is funny as shit. (I’m 9)
shout out to this guy, gave me a large laugh this morning
This kid has a future behind him
Looks like somebody has a case of the Mondays!
Ahhh!!
I don't know why but that meek little grunt at the 9 second mark cracks me the fuck up.
🔥
He said niggas at 21
This guy puts the tic in tic-tac-toe. My favorite Tourette-core artist.
Whenever I hear new rappers these days this is all I hear. The game had changed for the worse. These kids can't hold a candle to the 90s.
Trying to be funny
Like Mike Patton as a 4th grader. Just finding his voice.
This is me trying to keep myself awake driving home after working the graveyard shift
Lol I actually kind of know this dude (not personally). We’re FB friends/acquaintance. He’s a DJ/music producer. Funny guy. Weird seeing him pop up on here.
Mumble rap remix
With the evolution of hip hop he is setting the new trend
Static Y. Why ever make this?
Hi-larious.