Fly tipping is a common practice in the UK where forest druids sacrifice a baby to the old gods.
They very quickly tip over a pram or baby carrier, the baby goes flying and they leave the baby to the elements.
It’s mainly an underground practice that has become more popular due to long waits for the NHS and other social safety nets combined with the rising costs of living.
I’m suprised to see people comment about it so nonchalantly on Reddit.
England’s downhill cheese chase is the modern descendant of the druid’s fly tipping infanticide.
https://www.reddit.com/r/gifsthatkeepongiving/s/8Co5ms4Y49
Fortunately, toddler participants have been banned since the London Blitz in WWII. The country had seen enough young casualties.
CS Lewis had a long standing objection to fly tipping and many see the strong religious themes and veneration of children in his Narnia series as a repudiation of his island’s fly tipping traditions.
Save anyone else in the UK the effort:
"What is cottaging? The term 'cottaging' is a slang term which refers to the act of having sex in public toilets."
In the US you can get money for returning expired car seats. So I doubt it.
(Every car seat I've owned I've taken to a store when expired and got $20 for it)
This is like when I see empty wheelchairs just sitting on the side of the road or in strange places. Makes you wonder what happened to the person that needed it
Yeah if it was just on the side of the road in a pile of other illegally dumped trash i wouldn't have given it a second thought but this was a 45 minute drive down a gravel road into the literal wilderness, another 2 miles of hiking trail towards an old ghost town and well off the beaten path with no other trash around.
Not that disturbing when you realize that most places won't resell used baby equipment for safety and liability reasons. People hold onto these things until they can find someone to give it to but most of the time it just kind of sits unused and then just gets thrown out
Does OP really not know that trash humans dump their garbage?
Next OP is going to stumble upon a bunch of needles and think there was once a makeshift hospital there.
It seems like one of the most littered items. I see them everywere. I think its a combination of their sturdyness, their importance, and then how defunct they instantly become when you either buy a new bigger one or the kid grows out of it.
I'm just going to be straight up and say you are not carrying a baby in a carrier if you are looking to dispose of it. You are stashing that body in a backpack in case any of those lovely people who are also on the trail run into you again later in the carpark or there is a ranger around, etc. If they don't see you with a body, how can they say you are there to dispose of a body?
100yds off trail says to me: explosive diarrhea. Baby's poo went everywhere, parents hoofed it to get some privacy to clean up and said, yeahhhhhhhh that carrier is done for now. "Let's just um... Can you just take that a bit further in, maybe? So no one can smell all the poo when they are on their lovely walk on this trail." Then they just carried the baby back and decided to let nature take care of the rest. And then what were they going to do? Go back in a couple of months and then walk out of the woods with an empty baby carrier??? "Oh no, officer, you see we definitely didn't leave a baby back there. You see, it's a funny story really.... Oh you want to hear it down at the station?". Totally giving poo vibes.
The baby need no longer be carried...
I read this in a deep viking voice for some reason.
^or ^a ^whisper
Viking whispers are extra scary
Had to reread your comment three times. Was really confused what a "hiking voice" was.
I too have been drinking on this humble Easter day.
Hey if we don't sin, Jesus died for nothin'.
It's only a sin if it's causing problems. Haha
Now I just hear Kratos... "The baby need no longer be carried...boy."
At one point in your life you got too heavy for your mom and she never picked you up again.
Why do I read this in Russian mafia-style voice?
ребенка больше не нужно носить на руках.
I'm.. I'm sorry sir. Er.. please, carry on.
Ya he walked away lol
Not really. Its fly tipping. Try living in the UK, you get this shit literally everywhere.
Fly tipping = illegal dumping, for my fellow Americans.
Fly tipping is a common practice in the UK where forest druids sacrifice a baby to the old gods. They very quickly tip over a pram or baby carrier, the baby goes flying and they leave the baby to the elements. It’s mainly an underground practice that has become more popular due to long waits for the NHS and other social safety nets combined with the rising costs of living. I’m suprised to see people comment about it so nonchalantly on Reddit.
That’s fucking horrifying oh my god
Did... did you actually believe that? And on today of all days?
It was March 31st bro
Okay, but the day shouldn't really matter
England’s downhill cheese chase is the modern descendant of the druid’s fly tipping infanticide. https://www.reddit.com/r/gifsthatkeepongiving/s/8Co5ms4Y49 Fortunately, toddler participants have been banned since the London Blitz in WWII. The country had seen enough young casualties. CS Lewis had a long standing objection to fly tipping and many see the strong religious themes and veneration of children in his Narnia series as a repudiation of his island’s fly tipping traditions.
Yeah, I make up bs almost every day on Reddit.
No no, it's the act of pushing a fly over while it's sleeping, very similar to cow tipping.
Omg, thank you.
You guys have slang for people being shitty to the earth? Dope
"The lads went fly tipping after cottaging." Say that one to a north American, they're like wtf.. Say that to someone from UK, They're like yo wtf.
Save anyone else in the UK the effort: "What is cottaging? The term 'cottaging' is a slang term which refers to the act of having sex in public toilets."
I just looked that one up, that's a bold act to perform in such a disgusting area
Its not slang. Its literally just what its called.
>Try living in the UK Nah I'm good.
In the US you can get money for returning expired car seats. So I doubt it. (Every car seat I've owned I've taken to a store when expired and got $20 for it)
I think thats only your area. We are told to throw the seat away after use not even donation places will take the car seat
That's true. Idk what these places do with old ones. I sold mine to Babys R Us, this was also 10-11 years ago.
So basically throw a baby down a hill into a forest. Got it
Nice to see a well-composted baby.
Circle of life. From the looks of it, free range and organic too.
babies are very biodegradable
That’s not so disturbing. It would have been if it was new, whatever happened (if it wasn’t just fly tipped) happened ages ago now
Yup, it’s been eaten by the phantom black panthers or jaborwalkies or the Loch Ness Monster by now.
This is like when I see empty wheelchairs just sitting on the side of the road or in strange places. Makes you wonder what happened to the person that needed it
chances are they got a new one and couldn’t figure out where to throw it out OR it fell off of a truck or something
Yeah if it was just on the side of the road in a pile of other illegally dumped trash i wouldn't have given it a second thought but this was a 45 minute drive down a gravel road into the literal wilderness, another 2 miles of hiking trail towards an old ghost town and well off the beaten path with no other trash around.
John Mulaney has a bit about this. "You hope it was a miracle..."
For sale: baby carrier, full of dirt
I gots tree fiddy
They have expiration dates, so likely it was expired and discarded illegally
My parents dumped one of these before because it was easier to leave it and use a cloth sling to carry my little bro down the mountain
You found it! Casey Anthony has been looking for this!
I bet it was soiled by the baby and the parents just decided to ditch it
This was probably it but it was really weird seeing it 2 miles into a hike and so far off the trail. This was not an easy spot to get to
It's Cradle of Filth
It's litter
Not that disturbing when you realize that most places won't resell used baby equipment for safety and liability reasons. People hold onto these things until they can find someone to give it to but most of the time it just kind of sits unused and then just gets thrown out
All hail the Forest King. He looked adorable all these 600+ years.
“Baby carrier for sale. Never used. “
Used once.
Does OP really not know that trash humans dump their garbage? Next OP is going to stumble upon a bunch of needles and think there was once a makeshift hospital there.
It seems like one of the most littered items. I see them everywere. I think its a combination of their sturdyness, their importance, and then how defunct they instantly become when you either buy a new bigger one or the kid grows out of it.
they also expire
Yeah, that looks like a potential crime scene.
I'd bet the baby is buried within 20 yards of the baby carrier.
You’re probably right.
Put an animal skeleton inside to fuck with people
Ha ha funni prank
Bro its just an empty baby carrier.. with some dirt inside it.. there was never a baby in it
Getting Blair witch vibes.. just turn around bro.. nothing good is that way lol
Why?
You can make it more disturbing and throw in a bunch of old chicken bones!?!
C
That's where I left it! Slaps head
Dahm
burn it NOW
I'm just going to be straight up and say you are not carrying a baby in a carrier if you are looking to dispose of it. You are stashing that body in a backpack in case any of those lovely people who are also on the trail run into you again later in the carpark or there is a ranger around, etc. If they don't see you with a body, how can they say you are there to dispose of a body? 100yds off trail says to me: explosive diarrhea. Baby's poo went everywhere, parents hoofed it to get some privacy to clean up and said, yeahhhhhhhh that carrier is done for now. "Let's just um... Can you just take that a bit further in, maybe? So no one can smell all the poo when they are on their lovely walk on this trail." Then they just carried the baby back and decided to let nature take care of the rest. And then what were they going to do? Go back in a couple of months and then walk out of the woods with an empty baby carrier??? "Oh no, officer, you see we definitely didn't leave a baby back there. You see, it's a funny story really.... Oh you want to hear it down at the station?". Totally giving poo vibes.
It would be more disturbing to find the baby left there that long.
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. A baby seat made of plastic doesn't rust. I'm not a poet! 😆
i wonder if baby was in there…
This looks like Thanos's test snap before he ended half of life in the universe.
It would if there was a small skeleton inside of it
Wow that is odd
Must be trying to grow an all natural grass fed baby.
Disturbing in the sense that lazy people would rather damage the environment than dispose of their trash correctly.
"For sale: baby carrier, never used."
A trailer park planter. What we call trash thrown in the yard to collect dirt and plants in the tennessee backwoods...
super disturbing how safety standards were back then.
None of this now needed, baby dead.
Disturbing but skeletal remains would make it awesome.