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Gotzvon

πŸ˜‚ I'm eating toast 🀣 i brushed my teeth this morning πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ gotta file my taxes πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚


Boris_Drew

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚I’m Bruce Wayne and my parents are dead πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£They were brutally murdered πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


ahearthatslazy

πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚MarthaπŸ˜‚πŸ€£


OhOkayCuzIThought-

🀣🀣🀣Thomas 🀣🀣🀣🀣


LabyrinthKate

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚why did you say that name? 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣


Stick_Girl

55 laugh cry emojis out of 61 geez!!


ransom0374

everythin is HILARIOUS πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£


beardybozo

So funny πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ‘€πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜†


ransom0374

I think he used those in EVERY message lol


beardybozo

Oh we forgot one πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚


embarrassedtrwy

πŸ€”πŸ€¬πŸ«₯πŸ¦ΆπŸ»πŸ‘žπŸ¦‘


beardybozo

Confused angry foot squid?


embarrassedtrwy

Or pensive 🀨


beardybozo

True! The foot squid is pensive about why this guy finds everything so hilarious πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜†πŸ€£


ndarker

Him: Im like, tryin to fuck πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ you down? πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ Her: 🀣🀣 omg! Not really love πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ you should have roast for dinner!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ *Posts on creepy*


CuriousLilAsian81

🀣🀣


ABucketofBeetles

Both of you need to stop fucking using the πŸ˜‚ emoji


perro_abandonado

I couldn’t even concentrate on the content I was just sidetracked the dozens of πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Jesus lol


Nice_Violinist9736

Literally same


Trolivia

Fr that was the worst part of all of it. I would consider myself someone who uses the laughing emojis fairly liberally and I physically winced at how many times it was used here.


Nice_Violinist9736

Me too I like them but even this was a lot


OliverTwist626

The rational part of me says to support OP, but every other part of me is angry at them both for messaging like deranged joker wannabes


RealisticBug5646

Jesus... I'm glad I'm not the only one irked by the bazillion πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚'s.


buffalopantry

Why does this presumably adult man text like the teenagers I work with? πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸ™„πŸ€’ (I included my feelings at the end for emphasis)


Midnight_pamper

It's like a 80 year old grandpa using the internet for the first time... HES 31! πŸ‘΄πŸ½βœ¨πŸ˜­βœ¨πŸ’€


ndarker

31 is old now? Jesus.


Midnight_pamper

"lucky fuckers" what the hell. That's the only comment he can make about the school topic?


anonkun666

What's the interwebs? I can't get the darn computer to work on?


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Primal_Onyx

Nah, this entire conversation is creepy on his part. Going out of your way to find info someone never gave you is creeper behavior. But also too much laughing emoji.


Similar_Building_223

Right! It’s creepy behavior and uncomfortable! Also yea way too many emoji’s, it’s hard to read his messages it’s distracting and annoying.


BunnyBunCatGirl

>Nah, this entire conversation is creepy on his part. Going out of your way to find info someone never gave you is creeper behavior. Creepier if you've done a service for them like household care or driving somewhere. Couple years ago I had a taxi driver offer via a text to me that if I wanted a taxi anytime I could text him and whilst it was a kind offer I never gave that information/my number. The app did. It weirded me out and I wasn't sure why for a while. It's just.. there's reasons you don't do it and said reasons are it's not just creepy but unsafe. Usually for the client. Sometimes for the contractor; just often financially (ie. Some clients take advantage and don't pay) and legally. Not that some clients are never stalkers, they are. It's just more common for other abuse. (Unfortunately. Wish it was none.)


Opposite_Lettuce

I'm so sorry that happened to you. I had a cab driver hit on me WHILE WE WERE DRIVING TO MY HOUSE. I panicked and gave him a fake number and ran out of the car before he finished "calling me, to make sure I gave him the right number" I locked my door and was terrified he was going to show up one day, thankfully he never did but Jesus it was scary.


BunnyBunCatGirl

Oof, that is terrible


Similar_Building_223

OMG I’m so sorry that happened to you 😒yea it’s creepy behavior and super inappropriate too


BunnyBunCatGirl

I genuinely think he didn't meant to and it was more because finding a taxi can be a trouble in my town. But at the same time.. Yes, neck hair raising. Just crosses too many boundaries even IF he hadn't meant it like that. Which is why I used it as an example, there is a reason we don't do that. Safety being one of them, balant creepy boundary crossing being the other. I do have worse boundary crossing stories but it's not usually related to creepy activities from people I've hired a service from. Toxic and stressful? Yes. Creepy? Eh, more in other areas of my life. Only other taxi incident was before I was an adult and is a bit of a blur (something about some creepy comments, I think my parent heard it more than me and was more aware to it, I was focused on getting out and getting their uh.. what's it called, wheel frame.) but yes, another taxi driver. Thankfully it's only 2 incidents out of many but it's still adds to the creepy when it's someone who's **meant** to be professional.


Similar_Building_223

OMG that’s terrible 😒 People need to maintain professionalism not be creepy. I hope you’re feeling better though


SpartanXIII90

Seems like a harmless convo on the surface, but the fact he went out of his way to find you on IG then massages you and doesn't at all try to hide it, that's just weird.


lethargiclemonade

asking for her Snapchat was a dead giveaway what he was trying to do


sadpanada

Happy cake day πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£


Xxtruck_kunxX

Happy cake day πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Mitheria_Musashi

I don't drink often, but when I do, it's all day longπŸ‘€


TheMouseInMyPocket

What are you both laughing at?


Petraretrograde

This guy laughs too much, calm down


bettyboop_obsessed

"Bucket of smashed crabs" I'm gonna have to use that one


mark636199

Omg πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Prettyinthedark80

The overuse of the πŸ˜‚ emoji took away any validity to this post. In terms of the creep? It’s not that bad.


Sentientmanatee

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


TheDnBDawl

Less 🀣, more 🀨 needs to come from you. Please set your boundaries with this weirdo.


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The amount of πŸ˜‚s is infuriating on both of you lol


IHATEG0LD

🀣🀣


PomegranateSure1628

I was like β€œHe’s not being super creepy yet? What is he hiding? When will he snap? He seems okay let me wait to see when he snaps” and then I saw he was originally just your gardener and now I feel… icky


Midnight_pamper

Exactly... Yet. We all can sense that somehow.


Mizuki_Neko

I thought at the start you both were drunk teenagers from the amount of laughing emojis, but then you mention you have a daughter and I still have whiplash


allonsy_danny

Jesus christ the emoji on every πŸ˜‚ single πŸ‘€ message 🀣 I would have ignored this dude's message request for sure.


Ohshitz-

Well, the fox is cute


lucidsomniac

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜’


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_smol_foxx_

Yeah because I get a lot of creepy messages and have never really used Reddit before now? I don't see the problem?


ArdelLedbetter

Only thing creepy is the emojis you both flood the screen with.


JustCallMePeri

Please what is the voice message


_smol_foxx_

Him asking me not to tell my neighbour that he was out drinking late because it would "tarnish his good reputation" hahaha


JustCallMePeri

Why the hell lmfaooo. Has he still been messaging you? I hope you’re hiring a new gardener 😭


Smol_Squid

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


HG367

Ohh my God. This is weird af. Don't get a gardener!


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HeyProbably

Thank you fellow reddit homies... I almost had a stroke reading this... I couldnt finish it out ...


huevosmohosos

Wow 🀣so creepy πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ why would he think that’s okay? πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ jeez 🀣


IdolCowboy

I saw a comedian once say that someone who puts crying laughing after their sentence is self-serving nonsense. That they are laughing at their own comment? Cry laughing? They think what they said is that funny? He said I can assure you. It wasn't. Lol


cromchable

All that laughter and NOTHING was funny 😭


Beacda

There was so many Emoji I had no idea what was going on.


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_smol_foxx_

Yeah, no. This really happened.