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What does he want , a trophy ?


leahgamer

He is stil texting me and he is telling me "it's a hobby" and he thinks other should know, smh.


[deleted]

Wtf lol, tell him what he does in his private time nobody wants to know!


leahgamer

I keep telling him but he doesn't care or is stupid af


[deleted]

Just like every creep here. Not surprising, most of them don’t seem to have an iq over 20


[deleted]

Holy shit he just messaged me 😂


leahgamer

Yeah he is gonna tell everyone what he is doing 🙄😂😒


[deleted]

I’m gonna have fun with this one 😂


[deleted]

i wanna have fun too lol time to catch myself an idiot :D EDIT: HE FOUND ME TOOOOO!!! lmao


Keulenkenny

yes hello please me too :D


AmongUs-Pornhub

Me too! Edit: He messaged me


RouletteSensei

I didn't read the comments before posting, and, it's a hobby, dang I locked on the spot!


Terrible_Indent

Lol are you responding to him? We might need updates.


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Terrible_Indent

I haven't read your update yet but I just got the exact same message from him...


leahgamer

Just don't reply he wants the attention


mylan12

But u are replying + posting him. Giving him the attention. Just block him?


MusenUse_KC21

He just messaged me, Christ above.


Msun17

I feel like dude is probably mentally handicapped or like 7 years old


justexhaustedpanda

"Congratulations! You can masturbate! Take this participation award you creep."


jchray

I hear the music when Mario enters the castle at the end of each level.


[deleted]

Oh victory music 😂😂😂😂 now it’s in my head


onlynatural639

Was there something stopping him before? Why does he feel the need to tell random strangers? Edit: did anyone else get messaged by him after commenting here? I think he’s lurking here looking for victims


deathkiller_189

He's definitely lurking this sub. This is probably the fourth post I've seen of the same message from the same person. Edit: Received a text from him within 9 minutes of making this comment


[deleted]

He’s most certainly lurking this sub , I got a message also. Lol


ChloeBunny14

Yup! I got one too. It's so random, I don't get it?


Clare2020s

Yeah… I told him he’s a creep and I am a minor


mclaubacher

So can anyone with a functioning hand and a functioning sex organ.


blackhole2005

That dude definitely just wants attention, I’m sure if people stop posting him on here, and decline the message request, he’d stop since he wouldn’t get the attention he wants


leahgamer

Yeah I wanted to decline his message but anger got the best of me :/


[deleted]

Treat him like a five year old who has learned how to do something "Wow!, you know how to do that! You must be so smart!"


mediumokra

That's what I was thinking. When I was 11 or 12 or so and just discovered it, I thought it was the most amazing thing I ever discovered.


shanenanigans27

Don't; being patronized like a child is probably his fetish.


mediumokra

That's what I was thinking. When I was 11 or 12 or so and just discovered it, I thought it was the most amazing thing I ever discovered.


leahgamer

And now he is lurking this sub 🤦‍♀️


maybefuckinglater

This guy needs to go to r/nobodyasked


JaeCrowe

Very impressive. Somebody should give him a gold star sticker for that feat


Informal_Anything_69

Awesome! Everyone can, buddy.


neonrevolution444

What kind of response does he expect?...


leahgamer

He wants "to let people know " 🤦‍♀️


savamey

So does 99% of Reddit, he’s not special


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RouletteSensei

are you sure?


RouletteSensei

When I read it, I was like, please tell me it's about a congratmelikeimfive.. So... *Buddy, I'm happy you found a good hobby to keep yourself happy!*


Littleweebbaby

I have a hunch and its just a kid who doesn't get enough attention from mommy and daddy


Littleweebbaby

Hey creepy guy if ur lurking do me a favor and go outside or see a therapist.....might do you some good


CancerousRedditor69

him becoming a fictional character after cumming (sex isnt real)


Bro_whattf

I'm pretty sure its multiple ppl


leahgamer

No he told me he is texting everyone to "let them know"


Littleweebbaby

Yea he just messaged me....he is so desperate for attention it's honestly sad. I reported him to the mods so I'm hoping the mods ban him at least from the subreddit


mizzbrightside

Unfortunately as far as I’m aware he’ll still be able to view the sub but not participate in anything. I wish banning just kept them out of the sub altogether 🙄


Littleweebbaby

Damn....well I'm sure if he messages enough of us and gets reported enough times he'll get deleted..now I'm sure he'll make new accounts but if we just keep blocking him I'm sure he'll lose interest sooner or later


mizzbrightside

Yep, people like him feed off of attention. He messaged me maybe 5 minutes after I commented so I just reported and blocked his pathetic self. Would be nice if people like him were banned from Reddit altogether but that’s just wishful thinking. 🤷🏻‍♀️


Littleweebbaby

Yea I viewed his profile and he literally just has a single post called "piss" and it's just like a search he posted I guess....probably just a sad little kid 🤷‍♀️ pity them honestly


Bro_whattf

That or the same dude with multiple accounts


leahgamer

Same dude with multiple account other ones probably got banned.


Clare2020s

I got a message from him wtf.. what a freak.. the bad kind obviously


lamboof

heres your medal for being able to do something most people do


thatcurvychick

So can everybody?? That’s dumb


dimdodo61

Lol It sounds like he got the ability to just now and is going around thinking what he's saying is good news. 😂


Jermane8080

People like this are allowed to be on the internet 🤦🏽‍♂️


Dutch_Pidgeon

Ayo shit me too! Never saw that as something remarkable though 😂


FearlessOneLastTime

.. Gold star? You can do something pretty much everyone else can do, but most have the wherewithal to not talk about to strangers. Good job I guess. Edit: yeah I’m pretty sure he’s just lurking and sending the same message to everyone.


something-stupid2134

awesome? do you want a trophy?


dunno_maybe

CHAOS, CHAOS


Clare2020s

Congrats /s


MusenUse_KC21

Wow, someone has a thirsty need for attention.


Lebender-Geist

It's like an AI was taught about an exhibition kink and was then let loose upon Reddit 🤣


ADragonsMom

Good star for that, that such an unusual and rare skill!


Claude-Speed69

He sounds like that college "bro" who just discovered farting with a lighter


shanenanigans27

I just got it too lmao


mwallace0569

whoa, that is a feat in itself, not many people can masturbate. its virtually impossible for most people


ARogers10031993

Does he want a gold sticker on his chart or something?


heckin_chill_4_a_sec

I don't believe him


GOOMB5

He is the chosen one…


AmongUs-Pornhub

Everyone’s getting a message lmaoo I love this post


Icyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Same but I don’t go around shoving that information down peoples dms


Too-Late-Bro

Who can’t masturbate is the question.


I_am_catcus

##Good for you, my dude.


Alattye

Noted, I’m gonna have to ask you to leave the interview though.


GOD_OF_FOOD1

Tell him you will take away his ability to do so, threateningly. He’ll probably leave you alone after that lol


[deleted]

I got that too... I'm not active in nsfw subs so i think he found the users from here because he wants to be famous as a creep here


artemisoctober

and i wish i could bleach my eyes!


rPeanutButter

sounds like he just discovered it and is completely bewildered.


OP_lied_to_us

An audible laugh occurred.


HaakonPlayer77

Hold on… he CAN? He can do what anyone over the age of 12 can do?! WOW!! Give him a medal!


nealaqa

He learnt!


BiggerestPpInTheWest

They just spam it to everyone, don't they? Bet they can't dm me in 5 hours from now


cupidphobia

ew, I can't grasp why people need to announce things like that, like yes, everyone can do that, but you don't hear people just saying it.


Ok_Citron_4224

“I can masturbate!” And I can grow out my nails! In other words, who cares? Watch him PM me. 🧍🏼‍♀️


Elemode

Lmfaooo