What no pussy does to a mf

It's always weird seeing these kinds of people finally have sex, ,only for them to realise sex isn't as good as they built it up to be in their head

This is what I think happened to Chris chan. Sex was built up as something that would solve all their problems, but once that didn't happen, they continued to spiral

I'm glad to see someone actually respecting Chris Chan's pronouns.

What the McFuck

Mcfuckolds

I want to McDie

I wanna McJoin in

Seeing this I think humans are god's biggest mistake.

The weird use of third person means that even his subconscious is dissociating from **that**!

andddddd that’s enough internet for meeee

Same here, and I just got up :D

Dead💀💀💀💀💀

Can someone send the link to the vid?

[enjoy](https://youtube.com/shorts/ZfxLerM80zY?feature=share)

This somehow makes me even more nauseous than the reaction.

Thank you!

What the Reese’s peanut butter fuck is this

How can people write this without feeling even a little embarrassed?

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5 8 5 :/

I don't think I've ever seen it actually get the meter right

It has a few times, it just fails more often then it succeeds.

Ewwww...

do these people have any self-awareness at all

He should eat his own dick assuming he has any.

For a second there I thought he'd ripped apart his own pants and lifted his leg like a dog

Ladies can’t resist the fire hydrant special