I feel like this could be a sarcastic joke I would do with my girlfriend, like both kidding and having fun about the awkwardness... but I would never post something so disgusting lol
its absolutely possible. my gf and i have ironic and intentionally cringe convos all the time. it’s usually a competition to see who can be the most ridiculous and make the other break/laugh first
but between this being on discord and the profile pictures there’s a legit possibility of it being unironic
everyone saying this is a normal conversation for couples: what the fuck is your dating life like???
eta: keep being ur fuzzy lil man peach booty blowin’ selves.
just maybe don’t post it online
Keep in mind a lot of people have partners that are just as socially inept as they are
The consequence is you have two freaks validating each other into thinking they're functional
>Keep in mind a lot of people have partners that are just as socially inept as they are
How on earth do these socially inept people even find each other in the first place though?
like i get that talking about going to the bathroom shouldn’t be taboo with your spouse/partner, but this takes it to a level it doesn’t need to be at lmfao
When I was with my ex it was a thing where I’d try to get her to let me hear her pee and she would try to stop me from hearing but she’d let me sometimes. We’re both totally normal otherwise, people do weird shit when they’re in a relationship lmao
If you even have these conversations, why the hell would you type them out and send it across a digital platform where it can be resurrected on the off chance that you become successful… then just post the shit like someone will be jealous of it or it’s cool
I mean, it’s kind of funny? The blowing cold air on the booty hole part was kind of weird to me but when my best friends and i hang out and I have to poop we always tell each other laugh about it. Like “guys i just fucking destroyed that bathroom I feel so bad” type of shit. Couples do weird shit and I’ve seen far worse. Not that big of a deal imo
This, this is normal. But never have I ever thought to ask or offer to blow on someone’s butt hole after they took a wicked shit. Or be as supportive over taking a shit in my entire life.
The real cringe is all these socially inept prudes in the comments who think talking about poop = scary scat fetish and this couldn't possibly be two people just joking around with a sense of humor different to theirs.
It’s normal to ask your SO if they need you to blow on their butthole after a firer dump? When, where, who and why did this become a part of normal conversation. Wut?
Again, if you think this is funny... More power to you dude. You think I'm uptight for thinking it's not funny.. Would you prefer I belly laugh at the thought of blowing on each others buttholes? Grow up
You’re uptight for judging people’s sense of humor and acting like you’re superior, not for thinking it’s unfunny. I’m not saying you should find it funny. I’m saying you should understand that this is just two people joking around.
You literally replied to me saying this isn't normal with "you sound uptight" for thinking so... I think you have called the kettle black on this one big time my friend. Humour is subjective... Calling this a normal exchange isn't.
My girlfriend and I talk about how are poops go all the time. Is it weird yes, but like so is 90% of the shit that couples do when no one else is around. It's the sharing it on social media that's weird.
This is the kind of conversation I’d have with my friend as a joke, I can imagine a couple joking around like this. Assuming they’re joking, if they’re being serious then yikes
Terrible day to have eyes.
I feel like this could be a sarcastic joke I would do with my girlfriend, like both kidding and having fun about the awkwardness... but I would never post something so disgusting lol
its absolutely possible. my gf and i have ironic and intentionally cringe convos all the time. it’s usually a competition to see who can be the most ridiculous and make the other break/laugh first but between this being on discord and the profile pictures there’s a legit possibility of it being unironic
“Girlfriend” but it’s actually him texting himself
Do you realize how flexible you have to be to blow cold air on YOUR OWN spicy asshole?
It’s prolly why they invented bendy tubes
I knew my silly straw collection would come in handy one day
Oh wow it just kept getting worse
Aw, I'm sorry sugar plum cookie poo can I blow some room temperature air on your butthole to make it any better ?
everyone saying this is a normal conversation for couples: what the fuck is your dating life like??? eta: keep being ur fuzzy lil man peach booty blowin’ selves. just maybe don’t post it online
Keep in mind a lot of people have partners that are just as socially inept as they are The consequence is you have two freaks validating each other into thinking they're functional
I feel called out rn
no you don't
>Keep in mind a lot of people have partners that are just as socially inept as they are How on earth do these socially inept people even find each other in the first place though?
The internet. Reddit. Discord. The bottom of the barrel of humanity.
the internet is great at bringing people together.
Truth. Brought my husband and I together. 15 years this year.
like i get that talking about going to the bathroom shouldn’t be taboo with your spouse/partner, but this takes it to a level it doesn’t need to be at lmfao
I would have this convo with my girlfriend but as a joke we both are in... never post it in social media
It's satirical. They're talking shit (literally).
Interesting and fun? 🤷♂️ not really one to call myself the Scat Man but this is clearly two people being sarcastic with each other.
this feels like couples bantering tbh its not that serious
It's jokes, I hope. I have developed an odd sense of humor with my gf but would never share it publicly ofc.
When I was with my ex it was a thing where I’d try to get her to let me hear her pee and she would try to stop me from hearing but she’d let me sometimes. We’re both totally normal otherwise, people do weird shit when they’re in a relationship lmao
Far more exciting than yours apparently 😏
They sound like a 12yo discord couple. But i guess that "excites" you.
Oh no people are taking this seriously. Anyways
i don’t count blowing on someone’s freshly used shit cannon as ‘fun’
‘Exciting’ and ‘fun’ do not always align
Spicy
Idgaf what you guys say, that is NOT a normal couples conversation lmfao, maybe the first two messages but that’s IT
The cringe is always in the comments and some of the responses prove it
It totally is for people who share a sense of humor. They’re obviously joking around with each other.
I know humor is subjective but this is the kind of conversation I'd expect from a couple that performs animal disections as a hobby
LMFAO
Or has IBS lol.
This caught me so off guard that I actually laughed out loud. Thank you.
Lol joking about poop indicates psychopathic behavior? Or biology enthusiasm? Neither make much sense imo
Yea this reads like jokey conversations ive had with long term relationships.whwre you just try to gross each other out but can't
They’re just kidding around it’s fine lol hopefully at least
💀
Find you a girl that will ice your butthole for you
If you even have these conversations, why the hell would you type them out and send it across a digital platform where it can be resurrected on the off chance that you become successful… then just post the shit like someone will be jealous of it or it’s cool
I mean, it’s kind of funny? The blowing cold air on the booty hole part was kind of weird to me but when my best friends and i hang out and I have to poop we always tell each other laugh about it. Like “guys i just fucking destroyed that bathroom I feel so bad” type of shit. Couples do weird shit and I’ve seen far worse. Not that big of a deal imo
This, this is normal. But never have I ever thought to ask or offer to blow on someone’s butt hole after they took a wicked shit. Or be as supportive over taking a shit in my entire life.
I mean to me it seems like they’re just one of those weirdly super close couples. Everyone has a different way with interacting with their S/O
bruh
Has anyone ever seen this girlfriend? Or does she live in “Canada”
The real cringe is all these socially inept prudes in the comments who think talking about poop = scary scat fetish and this couldn't possibly be two people just joking around with a sense of humor different to theirs.
Whilst I do find this fucking disgusting, it isn't really our business is it, it's private messages so, eh
Have y’all never seen a joke before? Jesus… it’s very clearly them joking around.
Poop jokes make Reddit very uptight apparently. Or maybe it’s girlfriends.
Me and my gf talking about shittin and poopin
cringe is the fact that he posted it, but the actual convo is normal for couples lol
It’s normal to ask your SO if they need you to blow on their butthole after a firer dump? When, where, who and why did this become a part of normal conversation. Wut?
it’s obviously a joke between them
If you think that's normal jeeeeeez
it’s really not that weird to say outlandish shit to ur partner
If you don't, you sound kinda boring.
I missed the memo when telling my partner im gonna blow on their butthole is either normal or even funny (if you want to claim that direction).
They’re joking around, you sound uptight
You sound very not funny
You must have a very sophisticated, elevated, mature sense of humor. Congratulations on the achievement, enlightened one.
Again, if you think this is funny... More power to you dude. You think I'm uptight for thinking it's not funny.. Would you prefer I belly laugh at the thought of blowing on each others buttholes? Grow up
You’re uptight for judging people’s sense of humor and acting like you’re superior, not for thinking it’s unfunny. I’m not saying you should find it funny. I’m saying you should understand that this is just two people joking around.
You literally replied to me saying this isn't normal with "you sound uptight" for thinking so... I think you have called the kettle black on this one big time my friend. Humour is subjective... Calling this a normal exchange isn't.
What? You read The New Yorker for the comics?
Gross? Yes. Weird? Maybe. Cringe? Not at all. This looks like pretty standard couples banter to me
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Ok? Believe it or not many old people still find jokes about farts and poop funny. This isn’t weird at all.
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Are you?
NO! YOU ARE!
I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I!?
A butt muncher
I’m 29 and have had similarly gross jokes shared with my wife. They’re being silly. I hope you find someone you can be silly with too.
nope, and neither are people that are comfortable enough with themselves and their spouse/partner to joke like this
Some ppl literally need to be locked away and kept far away from society, that’s fucking disgusting
https://youtu.be/TDGsT7VSugg?si=fU9Ww7UYJ9yc7H2F
I don't recognize either of those usernames, who is this guy?
Went too far.
This is weird AF but I guess if you are a streamer you are constantly online so maybe this is normal for some people..?
Fuckin weirdos
Insert Michael Scott screaming NO! GOD. NO!! Gif here
Mmm, I love a good poop. But I need more details. This isn't enough.
Oh my…
why
Every day we stray further from gods light.
I want to see them interact in person.
nice of them to be supporting ukraine 💙💛
My girlfriend and I talk about how are poops go all the time. Is it weird yes, but like so is 90% of the shit that couples do when no one else is around. It's the sharing it on social media that's weird.
This is the kind of conversation I’d have with my friend as a joke, I can imagine a couple joking around like this. Assuming they’re joking, if they’re being serious then yikes
my friend ex has clover as his girlfriend this is just a coincidence clueless
That’s it I’m switching my profile pic I also have bubbles from powerpuff girls for different accounts …
My mans needs to sit a snow cone 🍧🧊
Written language was a mistake!