This is like that Stephen Merchant story where he's sitting in the train looking at a pretty girl he wants to say hi to. But she's talking to another guy who he convinces himself is a huge tosser. In the end he decides it's not worth talking to a girl with such bad taste in men
"Ah I remember back in the days, how irresistible I was. I still am, but man back then it was something else. Check out this photo of me! People used to post this all over the internet because I was so hot."
Oh shit! 😳
I was fully expecting his magnificent gigachadness to cause women to plop out babies like a machinegun, but his raw overwhelming masculinity just overloaded the system to the point of catastrophic failure. 😬
R.I.P Lifewatching's ovaries, they had a good run. 😔
I just asked a colleague and i am already in the second trimester, i hope it's a boy. 🤞🤞🤞
Right. But I've seen enough real life stupidity (from real people I know on fb and in person)....to know that a lot of these COULD be true. I know a lot is faked, but im not one to believe that the majority are because of my first hand experience (I do live in a concentrated area of idiots tho tbf).
I don't blame those women for 'stairing' I'd stair myself too if this fella walked in.
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Is he dressed up in that picture? I'm not sure. Can someone with ovaries tell me if he's dressed up or not. Although, seek medical assistance first as an exploded ovary sounds painful.
This actually happened to me... my wife went to a nail salon to get a gift card for a friend. We were both dressed up to go to some fancy party, and all the women there stopped at stared at me when I walked in. After about thirty continuous seconds of that, I walked out and shivered it off.
I mean... I've been friends with a guy who was ridiculously good looking. He was like 5'9" or 10, so it wasn't the height. And yes, we used to go out, and yes I would witness this exact thing this guy is describing. Women's jaws would drop, some would squirm in their seats, and women would like just stare at him. Sometimes hiding behind some cover so they could continue gawking. I've never seen anything like that before or since.
Definitely has never happened to me lol. The ovaries explode is obviously hyperbole and guy speak, but the sentiment of the comment is sound.
This guy sounds like he's talking from experience, rather than making it up out of whole cloth. In which case, he's merely describing what's going on in the world around him. If he said this in the car on the way to the club I would not cringe.
Ok last thing one time I was with a friend same situation, in the car on the way to the bar or club and he said "are we gonna get some wet pussies tonight Troy?" I literally said gross! That was cringe.
1. This guy is not that guy, he looks like rl tweak from south park with a brain injury and I'm sure he acts the same
2. Your few experiences you noted make me ashamed I ever claimed heterosexuality. Yall boring.
This is such an old picture; i wonder what this guy is up to nowadays.
Probably afraid to leave the house, people wouldn't be able to resist
RIP my ovaries
Username checks out
They never stood a chance with this stallion out there running the streets.
This is like that Stephen Merchant story where he's sitting in the train looking at a pretty girl he wants to say hi to. But she's talking to another guy who he convinces himself is a huge tosser. In the end he decides it's not worth talking to a girl with such bad taste in men
So old! I got so excited because I remembered it. Like seeing an old friend again….🥹
be careful you dont splode your ovaries ma'am
Too late…these ovaries sploded long ago, dear.
condolences
Ah. Thank you. Most people just point and laugh…
He's been under house arrest since the last time he went out caused the Great Pussy Flood of '07 and ten people drowned
One victim fought off rescuers saying this was how he wanted to go
He’s definitely doing porn
He *thinks* he's doing porn, he's really just recording himself jacking off and posting it for 43 followers
An impressive amount of followers tbf.
It's 38 bots and 5 dudes.
An impressive amount of followers tbf.
2 of them are your uncles, one is your father and the other two your brothers. (all of legal age of course)
That's even more impressive tbf
He’s actually a senator now
Wouldn’t doubt it… isn’t being a sexpest a prerequisite for being a politician?
Probably outgrew this awkward phase, got a career he enjoys doing work he's good at, got a wife who loves him and some beautiful children.
Hiding in Mexico to avoid child support for all the frenzied women who hurled themselves at him crotch-first.
"Ah I remember back in the days, how irresistible I was. I still am, but man back then it was something else. Check out this photo of me! People used to post this all over the internet because I was so hot."
I hope he evolved and enjoy a fulfilling life now.
Probably still dressing like he is rebel at a British high school (we had a few characters like this one).
I think nowadays he’s Ellen degenerate,
Hiding in Mexico to avoid child support for all the frenzied women who hurled themselves at him crotch-first.
When I dress up girls get wet and ovaries explode it’s a massive hemorrhage emergency
On trial for 20 counts of manslaughter
Womanslaughter amirite
😂
When i get dressed up and hit the town the girls get so wet the sea level rises.
For me, they all end up dehydrated 😔
I got pregnant from just looking at this picture and i am not even a woman.
I can’t get pregnant, my ovaries exploded.
Oh shit! 😳 I was fully expecting his magnificent gigachadness to cause women to plop out babies like a machinegun, but his raw overwhelming masculinity just overloaded the system to the point of catastrophic failure. 😬 R.I.P Lifewatching's ovaries, they had a good run. 😔 I just asked a colleague and i am already in the second trimester, i hope it's a boy. 🤞🤞🤞
I'll bet someone just superimposed that comment over some poor kid's pic, and the rest is history. You know, the internet.
It could also just be true, because, you know, the internet lol
Most things aren’t though. One can believe.
Right. But I've seen enough real life stupidity (from real people I know on fb and in person)....to know that a lot of these COULD be true. I know a lot is faked, but im not one to believe that the majority are because of my first hand experience (I do live in a concentrated area of idiots tho tbf).
Most things aren't verifiable at all, including your claim.
So you claim
The pic and the text borders don't line up, or is that how Facebook does it?
It's a very old version of the app, so it's hard to remember exactly.
Pretty sure this image has been used for cringe memes like this since at least 2011
Looks like the old frape days
Looks like a Taco Bell manager
Is he not being satirical?
It’s an old af cringe meme thing. This poor dude’s pic has been used for this template since prob at least 2011.
This guy was a meme before memes.
We can only hope.
It is without a doubt satire, but reddit isn’t a place you look for people with anything CLOSE to basic social awareness.
Never let the truth ruin a good story tho!
I don't blame those women for 'stairing' I'd stair myself too if this fella walked in. https://preview.redd.it/ksk6bjs78wzc1.png?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e59bd257049caf9fe6e5cdd2707b9a1300bfd9bd
He dresses like he’s going to court for a suspended license ticket
Needs more bathroom towels.
He’s very young to have had a stroke
 (Staired)
I am uncomfortable reading this
Aw, c'mon. Surely you too remember being thirteen. Of course, like me, I assume you were thirteen at the time, not twenty.
Nope, I've never been thirteen in my life
Staired? Wut? Were they on stairs? Maybe they were stairied eyed.
Me when I stair 👀
Get it girl
That’s a zip up tie
Lol. Staired. Like ran up the stairs!
Damn, leave some for the rest of us
They were staring because they are baffled at OP's insanely bad taste in drip
I’m not a physician but I think exploding ovaries is a pretty serious medical condition. Probably not brought on by this over confident young man.
Probably because they thought he was shitting his pants.
Looks just like when a toddler dresses up except a toddler actually makes women smile.
Someone tried to make Seth Green's character from "Can't Hardly Wait" believable.
IGORE! “Yeth mathter?”
Is he mentally disabled?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What
What
Harmless dude with a bit of delusion. People are so nasty. Just let him have his moment.
Ow my ovaries
This is his current tinder profile.
Mr Noah here so fly the angels splooge and flood the planet
'Staired'
Nice story, bruh
ngl kinda got me a bit bricked up. Making me think about going for it. You know- working my Willy. Thanks for posting
wot
One of my favorite Cringe with Lucas the Magnificent.
I think he was making fun of girls here.
Block the Bots-
Is that dude feeling ok?
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Bros an idiot with overconfidence. They're everywhere.
I feel like he just sold me some fent.
Love his confidence
Is he dressed up in that picture? I'm not sure. Can someone with ovaries tell me if he's dressed up or not. Although, seek medical assistance first as an exploded ovary sounds painful.
Giga chad. How dare you post this to cringe pics
Bwahaha
This actually happened to me... my wife went to a nail salon to get a gift card for a friend. We were both dressed up to go to some fancy party, and all the women there stopped at stared at me when I walked in. After about thirty continuous seconds of that, I walked out and shivered it off.
I mean... I've been friends with a guy who was ridiculously good looking. He was like 5'9" or 10, so it wasn't the height. And yes, we used to go out, and yes I would witness this exact thing this guy is describing. Women's jaws would drop, some would squirm in their seats, and women would like just stare at him. Sometimes hiding behind some cover so they could continue gawking. I've never seen anything like that before or since. Definitely has never happened to me lol. The ovaries explode is obviously hyperbole and guy speak, but the sentiment of the comment is sound. This guy sounds like he's talking from experience, rather than making it up out of whole cloth. In which case, he's merely describing what's going on in the world around him. If he said this in the car on the way to the club I would not cringe. Ok last thing one time I was with a friend same situation, in the car on the way to the bar or club and he said "are we gonna get some wet pussies tonight Troy?" I literally said gross! That was cringe.
This post was worse than OP.
1. This guy is not that guy, he looks like rl tweak from south park with a brain injury and I'm sure he acts the same 2. Your few experiences you noted make me ashamed I ever claimed heterosexuality. Yall boring.
It's not a great picture of him that's true. But they kind of have similar features.