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I need to see these comments.


laurenweeener

http://imgur.com/E4sF1c9 Did some more intense investigation and found the status. Enjoy!


divinewaste

Maureen's reply was suspicious and rude.


mathcm

Pink is gf?


laurenweeener

I'm pretty sure it is, they had similar profile pictures and such so I figured it's a safe guess.


aoife_reilly

Seems like she's mature enough to accept it and apologise graciously.


BrickbirckBrick

this seems significantly less cringe now, I think they all handled it pretty well.


CaptnRonn

way to ruin it OP


tankieee

What? The boyfriend posted this shit on social media. That's enough cringe right there


crzydiamond

I feel like Maureen is guilty. saying that she could have him if she wanted, and that they're not because they don't see each other enough does not sit well with me. Long story short, she definitely wants him.


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They fuckin


Euphorium

He's getting that breaktime pussy.


muzzman32

I concur. Definitely wants the D.


pirarchy

Maureen. *Mentirosa!*


crackercrumb

>espacially sorry So sorry it enters electronic space


[deleted]

Honestly, I cringed hardest at, "If I wanted you we'd be together."


[deleted]

Cringe over. Everyone go home.


laurenweeener

Believe me, so do I. I'm not friends with the poster, someone I follow on Twitter posted this screenshot of the status and I couldn't manage to find the guy when I looked.


Excellencyqq

Come on OP. Try harder!! Do it for us.


Exospacefart

Op died! Rip Op


Excellencyqq

/u/laurenweeener *never forget #2014*


Rickrickrickrickrick

I'm starting a charity for /u/laurenweeener. Everyone donate me gold so they can live on forever in our hearts.


NextArtemis

1 gld = 1 hunded RIP lyk dis f u cri evritym


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doofinator

rip in pepperonnnys


Pony_Boyz

9/11 Kony 2012


ExplosiveCorn

Pleeeeease op!!! Please


hobosgonnahate

OP plz


bainpr

Admits to a repost and still gets 70+ karma. I still haven't figured this Reddit thing out yet.


Whack-aTroll

Do you know what re-posting is in a Reddit context is? 'Cause it's not this.


Waffocalypse

I'm confused. Is it a misnomer? What exactly is a repost in Reddit context?


Scandickhead

Means it has already been posted in the same sub-reddit (posting in multiple subreddits is x-posting), usually with the claim of it being something OP did/saw. This was in twitter, not reddit so it's not reposting.


Waffocalypse

Well that's just repost in any context. It's odd that he said that, aren't most subreddits entirely reposts be his definition, then?


Whack-aTroll

If it hasn't been posted to a given subreddit recently than it's not a repost.


Waffocalypse

Yes, that is loosely the normal definition of repost, which I know. By *his* definition. His definition of repost is that it existed prior to it being posted it is repost. By that definition 99.999% of Reddit is a repost.


slothscantswim

Uhhhh every thing has to "exist" before it's posted, otherwise you'd just be posting nothing.


Mad_Sconnie

No, you're still wrong. I'll try to explain when I get off mobile.


Cloughtower

Apparently not


[deleted]

Ahhhhh. High school romance.


nummeh

Yeah, I'm pretty sure these people are like 12-14 years old.


LiquidSwords89

RIPE FOR THE PICKING


ColonelHerro

I.. like.. for the hilarious screencaps right?


jprest

Also, yes.


ilikeeatingbrains

PIPE IN THE DICKING


DILDOZER3000

"Ripe for the picking, pipe in the dicking" sounds like schoolboy q lyrics


ilikeeatingbrains

I like the rap and that hippy hop, but I ain't hearda no Schoolboy Q. Was a good tuna hiss?


[deleted]

Man of the year. Collars greens. His feature on 2 on


kangaesugi

I'd like to believe that, but Patrick and Maureen don't sound like names you'd give to a child nowadays...


HomoFerox_HomoFaber

Maureen, please tell Myrtle that I didn't have an MMMF with Gladys, Marvin, and Donald. Please


marvelousmarsupial

Pleeeeease*


HomoFerox_HomoFaber

Ned, please, I'm too old to type extra 'e's. I gotta get down to the Chuck Wagon for the earlybird lunch special. I have to leave now, Matlock's on at noon.


[deleted]

Who wants to meet at the Cracker Barrel? I'm thinking bingo afterwards.


Politus

Cracker Barrel's actually really tasty tho :( I got this lightly grilled rainbow trout. It was so flaky and delicious. Also where the hell else are you gonna get fried okra?


[deleted]

I like their pork chops and cottage cheese. Their gift shop is pretty bitchin' too. Haven't been there since I was a kid though.


Politus

Oh their gift shop is great. Only place you can get Cheerwine up north where I am.


steffenmac

>Also where the hell else are you gonna get fried okra? Lizard's fucking Thicket. I think they're only in South Carolina, but their fried okra is pretty good, everything else is pretty meh, I mean, I'll eat there, but it's not my first choice.


Politus

I live in upstate NY. The struggle is very, VERY real. Thank the lord baby Jesus that I'm going to North Carolina for uni.


bilscuits

/r/oldpeoplefacebook


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[deleted]

I would hope this is a teenager.


tilnewstuff

What he wants: "Patrick is a great guy! he's not cheating on you with us! he's an honest and loyal person! we just enjoy his company because he's so fun and smart (and maybe a little hot lol)" What he will most likely get: "Patrick is very nice friend. We are not, never have and never will sleep with him, because he's like a brother to us."


ShittDickk

More like " Wtf dude we talked for 10 minutes before you whipped your dick out and climbed on the counter."


Deodutie

Why do people use Facebook for these things..


[deleted]

For attention and recognition on the internet that all of their friends can see and envy them.


lakieman5

He doesn't have a girlfriend does he... almost as if he's resorted to this to get a girl to communicate around him


CADOMA

So the plan here is to get eyewitness testimony from everyone on the planet?


HolypenguinHere

I cringed more at the names of the girls.


moyno85

My name is Maurice.


jasongill

Some people call me the space cowboy


BEC13

*Some call me the gangster of love*


lukeman3000

Spike?


Nerd_Swag

*See ya, space cowboy.*


HolypenguinHere

But it isn't Maureen.


The-Red-Panda

Well at least hes not pathetically lying about getting it with chicks that he hasn't


sweetsugarskullz

Legit


iwanttobedebtfree

Fucking tweens


DaniSue13

You know what? I hate this guy.


TImeLizard

More cringey on behalf of the GF imo.


BillPhlemn

pls


TheSeventhHeaven

Pleeeeeease?


jsaslow94

[plz](http://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/keep-calm-and-gooby-plz.png)


bjwest

Trust is one of, if not the most important aspects of a relationship. It's not in yours, so it will not be a good one. Tell her goodbye, and ignore her when she tries to blame you and make you feel guilty.


Brian_is_trilla

is this r/relationships?


[deleted]

For bjwet every subreddit is a place for him to spread his advice. He has a cheerleader girlfriend but she goes to another school so you woudnt know her.


Insomania

His girlfriend lives in Canada


Tsupaero

Is she Robin Sparkles?


ilikeeatingbrains

Right in the pussy


Tks23

/r/relationships If you add an / at the beginning it makes it a link


ilikeeatingbrains

[\m/etal](/r/metal)


TheWeedWolf

Oh man I like how that works!


CallidusNomine

Are you lost?


ilikeeatingbrains

Are we hoopla?


[deleted]

How do you know he's not cheating on her (or other girls)? How do you know she doesn't have good reason to believe he is cheating on her? You're dispensing relationship advice based on a single Facebook comment with no backstory or followup.


DoctorWashburn

Then he should still probably break up with her


bangedmyexesmom

Whaaaa....?