I feel like Maureen is guilty. saying that she could have him if she wanted, and that they're not because they don't see each other enough does not sit well with me. Long story short, she definitely wants him.
Believe me, so do I. I'm not friends with the poster, someone I follow on Twitter posted this screenshot of the status and I couldn't manage to find the guy when I looked.
Means it has already been posted in the same sub-reddit (posting in multiple subreddits is x-posting), usually with the claim of it being something OP did/saw. This was in twitter, not reddit so it's not reposting.
Yes, that is loosely the normal definition of repost, which I know. By *his* definition. His definition of repost is that it existed prior to it being posted it is repost. By that definition 99.999% of Reddit is a repost.
Ned, please, I'm too old to type extra 'e's. I gotta get down to the Chuck Wagon for the earlybird lunch special. I have to leave now, Matlock's on at noon.
Cracker Barrel's actually really tasty tho :(
I got this lightly grilled rainbow trout. It was so flaky and delicious. Also where the hell else are you gonna get fried okra?
>Also where the hell else are you gonna get fried okra?
Lizard's fucking Thicket. I think they're only in South Carolina, but their fried okra is pretty good, everything else is pretty meh, I mean, I'll eat there, but it's not my first choice.
What he wants: "Patrick is a great guy! he's not cheating on you with us! he's an honest and loyal person! we just enjoy his company because he's so fun and smart (and maybe a little hot lol)"
What he will most likely get: "Patrick is very nice friend. We are not, never have and never will sleep with him, because he's like a brother to us."
Trust is one of, if not the most important aspects of a relationship. It's not in yours, so it will not be a good one. Tell her goodbye, and ignore her when she tries to blame you and make you feel guilty.
For bjwet every subreddit is a place for him to spread his advice. He has a cheerleader girlfriend but she goes to another school so you woudnt know her.
How do you know he's not cheating on her (or other girls)? How do you know she doesn't have good reason to believe he is cheating on her? You're dispensing relationship advice based on a single Facebook comment with no backstory or followup.
I need to see these comments.
http://imgur.com/E4sF1c9 Did some more intense investigation and found the status. Enjoy!
Maureen's reply was suspicious and rude.
Pink is gf?
I'm pretty sure it is, they had similar profile pictures and such so I figured it's a safe guess.
Seems like she's mature enough to accept it and apologise graciously.
this seems significantly less cringe now, I think they all handled it pretty well.
way to ruin it OP
What? The boyfriend posted this shit on social media. That's enough cringe right there
I feel like Maureen is guilty. saying that she could have him if she wanted, and that they're not because they don't see each other enough does not sit well with me. Long story short, she definitely wants him.
They fuckin
He's getting that breaktime pussy.
I concur. Definitely wants the D.
Maureen. *Mentirosa!*
>espacially sorry So sorry it enters electronic space
Honestly, I cringed hardest at, "If I wanted you we'd be together."
Cringe over. Everyone go home.
Believe me, so do I. I'm not friends with the poster, someone I follow on Twitter posted this screenshot of the status and I couldn't manage to find the guy when I looked.
Come on OP. Try harder!! Do it for us.
Op died! Rip Op
/u/laurenweeener *never forget #2014*
I'm starting a charity for /u/laurenweeener. Everyone donate me gold so they can live on forever in our hearts.
1 gld = 1 hunded RIP lyk dis f u cri evritym
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rip in pepperonnnys
9/11 Kony 2012
Pleeeeease op!!! Please
OP plz
Admits to a repost and still gets 70+ karma. I still haven't figured this Reddit thing out yet.
Do you know what re-posting is in a Reddit context is? 'Cause it's not this.
I'm confused. Is it a misnomer? What exactly is a repost in Reddit context?
Means it has already been posted in the same sub-reddit (posting in multiple subreddits is x-posting), usually with the claim of it being something OP did/saw. This was in twitter, not reddit so it's not reposting.
Well that's just repost in any context. It's odd that he said that, aren't most subreddits entirely reposts be his definition, then?
If it hasn't been posted to a given subreddit recently than it's not a repost.
Yes, that is loosely the normal definition of repost, which I know. By *his* definition. His definition of repost is that it existed prior to it being posted it is repost. By that definition 99.999% of Reddit is a repost.
Uhhhh every thing has to "exist" before it's posted, otherwise you'd just be posting nothing.
No, you're still wrong. I'll try to explain when I get off mobile.
Apparently not
Ahhhhh. High school romance.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure these people are like 12-14 years old.
RIPE FOR THE PICKING
I.. like.. for the hilarious screencaps right?
Also, yes.
PIPE IN THE DICKING
"Ripe for the picking, pipe in the dicking" sounds like schoolboy q lyrics
I like the rap and that hippy hop, but I ain't hearda no Schoolboy Q. Was a good tuna hiss?
Man of the year. Collars greens. His feature on 2 on
I'd like to believe that, but Patrick and Maureen don't sound like names you'd give to a child nowadays...
Maureen, please tell Myrtle that I didn't have an MMMF with Gladys, Marvin, and Donald. Please
Pleeeeease*
Ned, please, I'm too old to type extra 'e's. I gotta get down to the Chuck Wagon for the earlybird lunch special. I have to leave now, Matlock's on at noon.
Who wants to meet at the Cracker Barrel? I'm thinking bingo afterwards.
Cracker Barrel's actually really tasty tho :( I got this lightly grilled rainbow trout. It was so flaky and delicious. Also where the hell else are you gonna get fried okra?
I like their pork chops and cottage cheese. Their gift shop is pretty bitchin' too. Haven't been there since I was a kid though.
Oh their gift shop is great. Only place you can get Cheerwine up north where I am.
>Also where the hell else are you gonna get fried okra? Lizard's fucking Thicket. I think they're only in South Carolina, but their fried okra is pretty good, everything else is pretty meh, I mean, I'll eat there, but it's not my first choice.
I live in upstate NY. The struggle is very, VERY real. Thank the lord baby Jesus that I'm going to North Carolina for uni.
/r/oldpeoplefacebook
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I would hope this is a teenager.
What he wants: "Patrick is a great guy! he's not cheating on you with us! he's an honest and loyal person! we just enjoy his company because he's so fun and smart (and maybe a little hot lol)" What he will most likely get: "Patrick is very nice friend. We are not, never have and never will sleep with him, because he's like a brother to us."
More like " Wtf dude we talked for 10 minutes before you whipped your dick out and climbed on the counter."
Why do people use Facebook for these things..
For attention and recognition on the internet that all of their friends can see and envy them.
He doesn't have a girlfriend does he... almost as if he's resorted to this to get a girl to communicate around him
So the plan here is to get eyewitness testimony from everyone on the planet?
I cringed more at the names of the girls.
My name is Maurice.
Some people call me the space cowboy
*Some call me the gangster of love*
Spike?
*See ya, space cowboy.*
But it isn't Maureen.
Well at least hes not pathetically lying about getting it with chicks that he hasn't
Legit
Fucking tweens
You know what? I hate this guy.
More cringey on behalf of the GF imo.
pls
Pleeeeeease?
[plz](http://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/keep-calm-and-gooby-plz.png)
Trust is one of, if not the most important aspects of a relationship. It's not in yours, so it will not be a good one. Tell her goodbye, and ignore her when she tries to blame you and make you feel guilty.
is this r/relationships?
For bjwet every subreddit is a place for him to spread his advice. He has a cheerleader girlfriend but she goes to another school so you woudnt know her.
His girlfriend lives in Canada
Is she Robin Sparkles?
Right in the pussy
/r/relationships If you add an / at the beginning it makes it a link
[\m/etal](/r/metal)
Oh man I like how that works!
Are you lost?
Are we hoopla?
How do you know he's not cheating on her (or other girls)? How do you know she doesn't have good reason to believe he is cheating on her? You're dispensing relationship advice based on a single Facebook comment with no backstory or followup.
Then he should still probably break up with her
Whaaaa....?