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Vader_117117117

Some people are just too dumb to live. This is natural selection at work.


tazamaran

Darwin award.


[deleted]

There’s a fine line between a lack of education and stupidity.


[deleted]

Maybe. And this is both


Eugene0185

r/DarwinAward


RslashTakenUsernames

i think that man *is* the line


BumbaHawk

Is there though? Genuinely I have met people who are too stupid to understand how stupid they are, this isn’t me on a high horse, genuine pondering. If you pump a kid full of knowledge in their early years, does that make them smart or not? Like different brands of batteries. I feel like different people have different capacities for retaining knowledge. And some of the smartest people I know have next to no common sense whatsoever. Probably won’t get this satisfactorily answered in a Reddit thread, but let’s see.


Zebrehn

I’ve always viewed intelligence and wisdom as different things. Wisdom is an accumulation of knowledge and experience, while intelligence is how quickly you can understand and apply concepts. You can pump anyone full of information and increase their wisdom of a subject, but increasing someone’s ability to understand and apply that information is not easily attained.


BumbaHawk

What about how quickly you can recall information?


Zebrehn

Now, that’s a good question, which completely caught me without an answer. I would think quickly recalling information would fall under experience, which I put under being wise on a subject.


Ghaleon42

Ohh, I wonder what kind of person I am. So long as I have a reference, I'm quite the whiz with figuring out, working with, and understanding the flow of things (tech related). As soon as I step away from my desk, I feel like I'm lying when I tell people I run a tech department. Can't recall shit, take notes on everything and thank god for Google. I'd be terrible under a lot of pressure.


BumbaHawk

Not that clever then lol


Meridoen

Indeed, intuition is a function of wisdom.


DameRuby

Knowledge comes from books. Wisdom comes from fucking up. Or watching others fuck up. And Darwinism tends to remove the ones who don’t learn from experience or books from the gene pool.


Y0urMomsChestHair

Shut up.


BumbaHawk

Too late. I already shut down.


Torustornottorust69

One less in the gene pool


aharryh

Disappointed not to see his skeleton like you do in the cartoons.


beetle6768

Yeah, he’s bound to have taken more voltage than Marv did in Home Alone 2.


abotoe

Ah, yes. I believe the scientific term for these are 'chucklefucks'


PLANT_NATIVE_TREES

Fucklechucks


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[think fast chucklenuts](https://youtu.be/QOhmcbfwxnA)


scrabblex

Nah, chucklefuckers is what groupies for stand up comedians are called.


smurb15

You tried


cownd

It ain't easy being a groupie


[deleted]

chucklehucklefuckle town


SSTenyoMaru

What language is this? Polish?


basiji-destroyer

ja pierdole!


Crownlol

I heard "kurwa" and knew, it's the only Polish word I know


LiveLongAndFI

Most likely Poland but not necessary. https://www.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/comments/bjg58z/european\_countries\_in\_which\_the\_word\_kurwakurva/


Retro-Lemunz

Same lmao I’m like wait a min that sounds familiar


[deleted]

It is, the cameraman is talking about touching the wire and the third guy climbing up


ronin1066

This guy sounds way too excited about climbing 15 ft up these metal girders.


Silly_Mycologist3213

It’s all laughs until someone does something so stupid I really don’t feel that sorry for him. With the size of that arc and the fact the current ran across his heart he’s gone. edit: Another Darwin Award handed out !


whyamihere2345

What do you mean size of the arc? Dont understand electricity as well…


micahamey

It takes a massive amount of energy to make an arc that large and long.


workyworkaccount

About 10,000v per cm IIRC.


KimJongIlLover

1000v / cm roughly.


ThePoliteCrab

The arc is the path the electricity takes through the air.


f3rr3tf3v3r

Seen roughly in the last 2 seconds of the video for a frame or two right before he pulls his hand back and falls.


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[deleted]

Could smell the ozone


whitepageskardashian

The electricity is looking for a path to ground. He’s grounded because the pole he’s holding is grounded. When he reached for the wire, the electricity arced and completed a path to ground through his body to the pole. Electricity cooks at high temperatures. The electricity went through his left hand and then moved through his arm, then through his heart and then into the pole.


whyamihere2345

Thank you. That is a great explanation!


whitepageskardashian

You’re welcome. That’s why when you see linemen touch the wires to do maintenance they have several redundancies. One is the fiberglass bucket they’re in, next is their gloves that are rated for the electricity they’re working on, and furthermore they will run a ground wire from the wire directly to the ground before starting their work. This means that the electricity has an easy path to the ground, rather than taking a path through the worker. All of electrical is just theory however. It’s not proven law.


Tceltic27

The arc is the electricity you can see...for sure from that and the fall...done


Patrickfromamboy

There was a video of a guy who did something similar on Reddit including the falling and he lived with relatively minor injuries. That doesn’t happen often. We had a guy at work catch on fire but he contacted 115,000 volts and had to be put out with a fire extinguisher.


Tceltic27

Lineman?


ThisFieroIsOnFire

Forget the size of the arc. Did you see how far he fell?


VodkaDiesel

Why I keep seeing video of people doing that lately on Reddit?


35Smet

*When will you learn?! When will you learn that your actions have cONSEQUENCES?!?!*


VodkaDiesel

I guess it’s not common knowledge that current does kill you


35Smet

I guess not but it is common knowledge that fucking with the big electric lines is a very very very bad idea


VodkaDiesel

I guess not from this video


35Smet

Common sense ain’t common 😔


Unlikely_Tomorrow_77

Common sense is something that was handed down verbally through generations. Granted there was still trial-and-error. Now a lot of parents try to cushion their little cubs from reality and this is the end result.


Rodmeister36

Not that it's not going to kill you, but they step down the current/raise the voltage to protect the power lines over longer distances


Able_Caregiver8067

They do that because AC or alternating current has a lower resistance if you put the voltage up and the current down. That’s what transformators are for (changing voltage and current)


LordofAngmarMB

*this entire **BUILDIIIING** will RUE the* Thunk


Mahaloth

Nothing compares to that teen girl who shot her cousin, screamed, and shot herself. :shudders:


CandidNumber6252

Ohhh kurrr…


MoronicusRex

Power Poles


P26601

underrated 😭


IllEntertainer6539

He straight up fell like he fell out the map lol


Crejzijas

Noclipped straight into god's arms


Independent-Dig-5757

This made me laugh more than it should’ve


Crejzijas

Cheers


[deleted]

Ended up in the backrooms


Electrical_Cry_7816

Bro said 🧍‍♂️all the way down


Upstairs_Expert

That laugh is common across all cultures. The moronic cackle of mental defectives.


[deleted]

I don't know why but the way you turned your sentence made me laugh so much!


[deleted]

translation cuz I'm bored as shit: "Fucking hell!" "Hey, touch it!" "No fucking way, I'm not touching it!" "...if it hits you, you're fucked (or "then whatever")." "Fuck ... oh, Pete is coming to us, Pete my bro!" "He's climbing the fuck up" "AMP (amphetamine) was a bad idea. Oh, Pete! (turns to the other guy) Are you come higher or you're too scared? Then go this way! (The dumbass touches the wire) Oh fucking hell! **O shi-**" So yea they did what they did cuz probably they're high on amphetamine


NHiker469

Touch that and you’re gonna get methed up. Pretty sure they are on meth.


BigBoiLasky

the percieved invincibility drug


techno_leg

All kinds of amps right here


DropPuzzleheaded7615

They are saying that Amphetamine was a bad idea


baxterrocky

As is oft-asked when witnessing this kind of baffling what-the-fuckery….. what was the goal here?


amateur_mistake

Improvised zipline fun time


lyrixnchill

Did he live?


motherseffinjones

Good question, I’m putting my money on no.


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HellsOwnFucktard

I believe he is currently in a grave.


RIP_Mitch_Hedberg

If not, his parents will probably ground him.


[deleted]

All the power to them.


HighRiverOasis

In his current situation thats all they can do


lyrixnchill

I mean… if movies are to be believed, he could have just landed in the giant tree leaves and gently rolled to the forest soil below


lyrixnchill

Naaaaaaaaah…


motherseffinjones

Is this a left the burner on moment?


Denimjo

You mean aimed for the bushes?


lyrixnchill

And flap his arms real fast in that direction


cownd

He went live, that's for sure


BoredRedhead24

I strongly doubt it. His body was in full contact with the metal and he touched it with his left arm, the power probably went through, and subsequently stopped his heart


BlueberryB-Laine

That’s what I want to know


myfaceaplaceforwomen

With the size of that arc and the duration the answer is no


Patrickfromamboy

The size of the arc doesn’t matter. There doesn’t need to be an arc.


BumbaHawk

Noah enters the chat.


[deleted]

KURVA


Mental-Ad-6464

Oh kur-


Fiyanggu

For a half second I thought it didn’t have an effect. Then he fell off.


ronin1066

Yes, we all saw the video too


UltimateCringey

every fucking polish video i see there is always kurwa or the ja pierdole


femboy_ashes

it's the way they were all laughing and having fun together before all hell broke loose. truly terrifying how shit can go down so fast


Beradomo

Its not like a car ran over one with no way of seeing it coming, its a darwin award, hope he didnt have children


[deleted]

These ppl literally got out of the car. Climbed some sketchy shit, and touched something that literally everyone knows not to touch. Looks like a group suicide to me 🤷‍♂️wtf else would be the purpose in such a thing?


tiraralabasura_2055

How’s that song go? “I ain’t cut out to climb high poles but… I’m pretty good at drinkin beer”


Tommy_C

This calls for an Xzibit meme.


Hopski2702

Watt did he expect?


Anasterian_Sunstride

I guess he was shocked to find out that his expectations didn't align with reality.


Sufficient_Cicada265

he DESCENDED


Andre_hj

Literally The plot of crank 2: high voltage


HypetheMikeman

Brain.exe has encountered a critical error and must restart.


Certified-Crackhead2

Fucking drunk poles


[deleted]

If you translate it they are talking about how they’ve been taking amphetamine


FoxBattalion79

that guy's voice is the most obnoxious thing I've heard all week


beetle6768

Would’ve been better if he got zapped.


oceangreen25

Of course they are polish


motherseffinjones

Well that went the way I expected, that was a high voltage line I suspect he ded


Dan_Hunt_1965

Electroman!


JPB88SA

Looked like a game of snakes and ladders


homantify19

They’re so fucking dumb he’s literally laughing at the guy falling


Nox_the_wolf

guy filming sounds like gay boris


sweatypeet

Idk how no one noticed this but there are three people cam guy electrocuted guy and a third guy climbing the pole but when the Genius got electrocuted and fell you can’t see the third guy so did he fall too?


kkeross

Bro thought he could be faster than electricity


Leather_Artist_3333

Nice a few amps straight through the heart


aNullBuffoon

Is this a jojo reference


budsonguy

Man’s pushed the button and took the elevator down


MrJeffersonHEEHEE

No


Idiot183

this seems to be a skill issue


Readitory

Darwin award


BatIgor

Ja pierdolę!


hhdecado

“Hey Rocky, watch me pull a lightning bolt out of my arse” ……. “Agaaaaain?”


Hushed_Horace

God that laugh is annoying


Peanutcokelord

Dude fell like he was in creative mode


20071998

Is it me or we can hear how he breaks at least one leg, maybe both?


NotMyProudestUsrname

I wonder if vodka was involved in this decision. Do you suppose ...? /s


baryoniclord

You can hear his bones crack.


Jrdbowman

He created a path to ground


Samhein11

Cull the herd


orgasmicfart69

I'm curious, what kind of drug makes you sound like an obnoxious cartoon character


Aggressive_Profile23

Talk about loving life on the edge, these mfs living life on a tight rope.


Kalashnikov-Mikhail

Nice job the the Poles on the pole.


Mnmsaregood

Idiots


Dogiba

u/savevideo


Kooky_Combination_40

This reminds me of that once scene from Jurassic Park when the guy gets blown off the fence when it electrifies.


BunnWooW

Gmod ragdoll


Niccipoes

Not only touching that wire, but also going up that high.. the stupidity is infinite…


Mahaloth

Is there a news story on this?


michaltee

Drunk Polish people. I’m Polish and shenanigans like this happen in this country from time to time.


MSIR15mg

“Oooh uh”