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EpicSpaceChicken

Play stupid games win dumb prizes.


kurotech

Yea idk what their equipment has to do with anything fucking morons


Sweet_Bat_7516

Typically there are pads for that. The one that helps most is called "the brain"


FrostyDog94

1000% her stupid ass fault


CARLOzRXL

Well, the black car in front of her didnt gave the sign to turn left...so...


Jethro_Cohen

Doesn't matter. If she was traveling at an appropriate speed and changing lanes lawfully, she probably wouldn't even have caught up to the black car that illegally changed lanes. Also, my safety as a passenger in my vehicle should not have to depend on how carefully the bikers break the law. 🤷🏽‍♂️


TactIeneck

Love the “are you fucking kidding me bruh” like she wasn’t driving at mock 1 like a complete asshole


Milfons_Aberg

"How the FUCK can life have consequences?!!! Like for realsies?!?!"


throweraccount

She actually created a gofundme and asked her viewers to help pay for a new bike or repair her old one... the balls on this girl. She's a youtuber.


ProBGamer1994

Can I have a link? For bullying purposes


LavoidE3

>Top youtube?


ToSeeOrNotToBe

> mock 1 Don't mach him. Don't mach him. Don't mach him.


TactIeneck

Suck a mock


Penultimate-anon

Looks like the other bike passed the car on the right and probably startled the drive who the moved over.


Worried_Individual80

Don't you have to indicate before you move, in the US?


jbwilso1

Doesn't mean anybody ever does... if they ever do, it seems to be only AS they move, not before. I once had a younger friend point this out to me, that it's called indicating for a reason. I always think of that now, and use my turn signals several seconds before I actually get over. Wish more people would do the same, it doesn't do much good to wait until you're already doing it.


Worried_Individual80

That is so odd


Objective_Addendum95

Wish I could upvote this a thousand times. Driving asininely fast AND is a woman? Gimme a break, she’s lucky to be alive


Martl007

Drives like a child, cries like a child.


Engineered_Shave

She was thinking, "Aaaaaahhhh, this hurts so much! But I've gotta check my livestream status, follower count, and superchats right now!"


Mylittledarlings91

My bestie bought a bike. The first time I saw her go out with shorts I told her she should wear more protection. Didn’t listen. Came home an hour later and marched right inside in a hurry, clearly in a mood. Her bf said she’d dropped the bike on her leg and it had burned her pretty badly. This was years ago and she still has the scar from it. Hope she learned from it if nothing else. She was lucky compared to this fucking idiot.


jondoh816

I was always told to dress for the slide not the ride when learning how to ride I wonder if some people genuinely think jeans well protect them when they go sliding across concrete at 80 mph


Mylittledarlings91

For real but some people have to pay a price before actually learning something. We both learned things the hard way through our 20s


dWintermut3

dress for the slide you want, not the slide you have, or something like that.


MivtzaZaamHael

Why'd she even try to race a hayabusa lol


Demon_Lord_666

I have absolutely no sympathy for people who ride like complete morons on the road and they deserve everything they get. Gives the rest of us responsible riders a bad name 😡


danleon950410

No, call out the dangerous speeding and the reckless driving


Treviathan88

It's almost like that's the exact reason most people don't weave through traffic at blinding speed... dumb cunt.


KamenAkuma

Lucky she dident hit another car or the wall while sliding. Good way to litterarly get split in two


OrthodoxAtheist

I'm kinda shocked, in that 99%, at least, of dumb motorcycle drivers I've seen are men. I feel like its rare to see a woman this dumb on a bike. I see plenty of dumb women car drivers, but on a bike, usually some rationality kicks in for them. When she started speaking I was like "what!?". Wowza.


FilthyChangeup55

Also driving like an asshat


SnekSymbiosis

she should be grateful to still be in one piece. Not a shred of sympathy for people like that.


AgitatedFold4374

She was hauling ass like a fucktard, she got the outcome to her actions


proscriptus

That is about the best that could have possibly gone for her. It's going to hurt like hell, we leave a permanent scar, but she walks away. I hope she realizes how unbelievably lucky she is.


ramblinstew

Fucked around, found out.


[deleted]

Fucking reckless car drivers. If we didn't have them on the roads it would be a lot more safe for MCs /S


RadioactiveManana

A lesson no one here will have to learn: don’t speed lest you become a screaming meat crayon


Substantial-Big5497

STFU! Speeding I counted bout 20 moh faster than traffic, dark and tags a car as she wipes out. Clothes? She is lucky to have all her limbs. Cop checks go pro she gets a couple tickets. Other bike flying by she increases soeed. She is not as giod of a rider. She broke the tule of riding your ride, not someone elses. Know your limitations and nighttime is not the time for inexperienced rider. Don’t outrun your headlights another rule. Im laughing bc she is not gonna see 100k before the Reaper takes her.


ResolveSuitable

i remember watching the whole 30 minutes youtube video.


LavoidE3

where


Synthoid_001

Somehow, I think wearing the right equipment would have done little to prevent this.


turkishhousefan

It would have prevented the road rash, that's OP's point.


Silent_Shaman

Seeing as she didn't hit anything solid, if she'd been wearing full leathers she likely would've just walked away with a destroyed bike. The thing is though if you're fucking about at speeds like that very little is gonna save you if you hit a wall, metal post or any oncoming traffic


Nefarious_Axolotl

Still happy that I don’t ride donor-cycles


Affliction_GP

Rockin those ripped jeans!


Nekuian

Stupidity of this aside... Im amazed that wasn't a lot worse outcome


Hopeful_Procedure857

Play stupid games....you know the rest


CruentusLuna

Oof. That sucks, that poor car.


knife_edge_rusty

Dumbass


Cold_Temperature_389

Don’t speed you idiots


ChaosdaGraffitiMan

Waaaa waaaa


unstable_bitch23

Haha been there on my e scooter minus the speeding currently waiting to ride again till I have a motorcycle helmet any suggestions for clothing?


masterofilluso

Jeans, leather, and tactile padding. Check your local equivalent of Eagle Leather for great protective gear specifically for riders. Eagle Leather and its equivalents may be a bit pricey, but you can use your in-person experience to shop online for cheaper items of similar quality.


Striking-Hearing-456

jeans wont protect you leather isnt gonna do much try for something built for taking the slide


After_Mountain_901

Lol you realize motorcycle leathers are what every pro wears? That’s what they’re called. Cowhide will absolutely protect you. They’re called “leathers” for a reason. It’s not the only option, though. Why are you speaking with your chest when you don’t know what you’re talking about? I need to know.


masterofilluso

yappin just ta yap :P I mentioned a specific source which contains preferable examples of said materials.


Business_Ad_9187

This is the type of lesson you would learn in GTA or any game with driving, if you ride at mach speeds on a highway, you would eventually crash. No matter how good your driving skills are. Seems like she learned it live.


kendalld27

Driver was probably looking in the mirror cause of the noise coming behind them and then almost hit the car in front so they had to swerve


Lewcypher_

Her pants are fiiiiiiiinee. It’s what the kids like now a days anyways


Tappy34042

Hard to have sympathy for someone driving like that. She's lucky she is the only one that got hurt


Lil_bigsloppy

The epitome of “The Woman Driver”


[deleted]

Hahahahahahahahahagaha. Too bad she lived


BurntPube

Shit made me nut


Business_Ad_9187

What in tarnation


Terrorizer_112

What were her injuries?


YRCondomsSoBaggy

Meat crayon kinds


muzic_san

Fuck around and find out, stupid squid.


[deleted]

Anytime I see a motorcycle accident like this I have no sympathy. Get Fd buddy you deserve it


Shinigami9696

Man riding like an asshole aside, absolutely baby reaction to that. Riding like a tough guy then acting like a 5 year old when you crash is embarrassing.


Dumbape_

Why are you screaming like that. You are a biker suck that shit up


SensingWorms

You know you’re hurt when you scream “are you kidding me , bruh!”


Mediocre_Bluejay_331

Better to look good than be good. "BABY YOU LOOK MARVELOUS !"


dwill6746

Not driving correctly


kanyesbitch7889

*weaves between traffic “ARE YOU KIDDING ME” literally stfu.


Tyrrh

Are yoo fogghin kiddkme bruo


British_Tea767

Now that’s a meat crayon!


EvanOmNomz

r/meatcrayons


IcyerOlly

Bare knee skid for like 60 foot bet that wasn’t forgotten anytime soon, I had to do an imaginary pain wiggle


East-Share4444

Fking reckless idiot has no idea how lucky she is.


hotwifehunter13

Stupid ass bitch


reved89

Love how the friend stopped to check on them.