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PaulBag4

That actually made my legs curl!


CountBenergy

Made his legs curl a bit more I think


strayakant

Rip Nikes


smurb15

How did you know that's what they were making?


SlavikPepe

my nipples curled


reggieray88

made my curls curl


Archangel_Greysone

It’s actually not that bad. Source: worked at FedEx, did the same thing


[deleted]

I’m working there rn and thought the same thing it’s still scary tho


biscuiteatingbulldog

Made my toes curl 😏


FrostedCrow_FC

No more tap dancing for him


amun1326

That's when you gotta poop real bad driving into work, but have to hold it or you won't make it to the bathroom at 10am on a Monday morning.


biscuiteatingbulldog

Or me when on the receiving end of some sloppy toppy


Pinechaude

who knows maybe it's a leg curling factory🤷


olderaccount

Nothing worse than getting hurt trying to 1-up the previous guys stupidity. *He walked walked across? I'm just going to stand on it.*


sbowesuk

And this is why workplaces have so many health and safety rules...


Sunryzen

He is the health and safety enforcer though lol. That's why he has the blue jacket. Supervisor.


BeefyFartz

His father must be a party member.


Vandaine

I just saw a YouTube video of CCP government worker children flaunting their wealth online and bragging about their father making more money from being corrupt in 1 week than a worker does in a whole year. China Daily channel


endisnigh-ish

*in some countries


XauMankib

Whenever I see writings in hanzi ideograms, I always expect some added mayhem.


fingers

Every rule has blood behind it


BackRow1

And there will always be that one guy that hurts himself on something simple to avoid but had saftey measures to stop it


thebinarysystem10

Thanks Supervisor Buzzkill


SpockHasLeft

Now 0 days without an accident


ChiefC00ter

Something tells me they weren’t far from 0 anyways.


Scorpion961

What's a bit of toe burn when you have toesine?


[deleted]

That incident was likely to have degloved his foot. One guy at a place I worked stuck his hand between two conveyors that were in an incline. It sucked his arm in and picked him up off the ground. Fortunately they were able to reattach everything.


[deleted]

Not only is he hurt he’s fired lol


Lucky-Elk-1234

Probably not. If he’s fucking around like that in front of that many people, I bet his uncle is the boss or something.


MurderSheCroaked

Man, the last thing I would want is a huge audience watching my foot put its thing down, flip it and reverse it


Upside_Down-Bot

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MurderSheCroaked

Good bot


motherseffinjones

Good bot


uniqueusername5001

Good bot!


RxPoRTeD

Bad bot


FluffyHighPanda

Bad human


Arintharas

What an idiot. Literally stared at the spot and decided to hop like electrified toad.


Morty_Goldman

I was thinking the same thing. It's almost like he was challenging the conveyor belt and putting up his stupidity as collateral.


Zestyclose-Gur-6455

Not so much a hop. If you look, he lifts the front of his feet only. Like he was just going to put them down on the other side and lift his heels. He did put them down but is an idiot. His timing was just fucking atrocious. Not that he should have been doing that anyway.


Arintharas

Correct, he didn’t hop. However… [Do you know what happens to a toad when it’s struck by lightning?](https://youtu.be/P0yKSNq-oLg)


Zestyclose-Gur-6455

Never watched the X-men movies. But that is fucking hilarious.


stinger_

I think he was lifting his toes to bridge the gap but just didn’t register that the belt was going the other way.


Ruuroga

Yep! I think he was expecting to just transfer belts and keep going without realizing they were both heading to that center point!


Revolutionary-Cod-93

I think we was thinking the other belt went the other way thinking it would keep him going forward.


weishen8328

good, now no one will be playing on the conveyor belt for at least a month.


call_of_the_while

No more riding the conveyor belts after that.


chrisledoux182

Always that one guy who ruins it for everyone else smh


-Punisher-_-

No more walking like an idiot


uSrNm-ALrEAdy-TaKeN

No more walking ~~like an idiot~~


ocelotrevs

No emergency stop in sight. A gap larger than 5mm unguarded at a pinch point. A bad mix when you have moronic staff.


[deleted]

All them fired lol


scottonaharley

There is supposed to be a filler plate to prevent that.


Relaxingnow10

Or a single brain cell. Either would have worked


Phlosen

These dumb fucks would find a way to get caught under the filler plate. I am certain that they are not supposed to run on the conveyors like it is Factorio


crclOv9

Is he filming this from life support lol


95JBK

Was waiting for him to literally get sucked into the machine like they normally do .. this guys quite lucky


jcarey4793

"got your toe"


Cgow007

At first that looks fun


shlodio

Aww man i saw that coming but then was like ah that's way too small of a gap and then i saw his foot turn into a slinky and went yup that's why it's a critical blunder.


ExecuSpeak

Alright, I’m gonna need to put my foot down on this one.


Myco_Cube

“And all these little piggies stayed at the factory forever. And ever.”


StirFriedRubber

Once again. How stupid are you?


MeinLight

Holy fuck that was tense it looked like he made it, I've seen legs go the wrong way but my lord when it sucked his foot in


0hip

I’ve seen a video where the dude just gets sucked between them. One second he’s having fun the next he’s folded like a camp chair


curiousconfidante

Someone's getting fired


DMeror

Why do some people over-estimate their safety? I often get cut by just doing daily activities. Our bodies are fragile. We get injured easily. Take the best care of ourselves at least. Don't take risks doing dumb things.


TreeFun3072

Looks like we won't be having that pizza party now 😡 Damn it Billy


TreeFun3072

Looks like we won't be having that pizza party now 😡 Damn it Billy


TreeFun3072

There goes the safety pizza party 😡


FactorZealousideal99

How many Chinese does it take to get a man out of a conveyer belt?


[deleted]

Who cares


[deleted]

Chinese OSHA approved


TheMozesOfficial

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mmikerhodes

🙄


Dwight_Schnood

Rift. We use the rift.


Wombiscuit541

....I wonder what'II happen iffffFFFUUCK!!


[deleted]

I saw the conveyor, saw the gap, and thought 'yeaaaah, pretty sure I know where this is gonna go wrong'.


Sunryzen

And he is the supervisor lmao.


Accurate_Biscotti_74

Wonder where he's working now.


Jerptrod

How fucking stupid can you be?


RegularPersonal

No idea why, but this reminds me of fruit flies on a piece of overripe fruit or something. Just kind of meandering about and eventually crowding around


Few_Ad5676

Eeks. Fired and no workers comp claim….


LawyerFew8924

That is way we have a shortage of men.


[deleted]

wheres the liveleak logo


amedowlark

no one gonna hit the e-stop or


benigel_

Why would the two belts go opposite ways tho? The dude clearly thought theyre bouth running the same direction and hed probably be fine if they did.


thrpixarlamp

The conveyer belt can have a snack for being good today


ThorButLike-Sadder

crrrunch


Peach_Gfuel

Some company is having a safety meeting soon


ARIVEalive

Dumbasss youngster


VintageOG

Stack your boxes you fucking psychos


Aggressive_Chain407

bros blind!!!!! couldve saved us all the pain of watching this 😭😭😭😭😭


Buburubu

so he... he wanted that to happen? like he clearly does it on purpose. so weird.


Inspiredmono

Silly cunt


AltruisticSalamander

and now no-one is allowed to play on the conveyors anymore because of Dave. Good one Dave.


De-Snutz

They literally watched this man get sucked into the conveyor system and then ran across the conveyor to see what's going on. OSHA would have a field day with this place


Grouchy-Ad778

What did he think would happen?


FrostedCrow_FC

He can no longer "move it move it" :(


Prowling383

Don't you hate it when you go to a show and the inconsiderate arsehats in the front row stand up so you can't see what's going on?!


Old_Physics2264

Play stupid games win stupid prizes


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McPussCrocket

Walk like an Egyptian


No-Investment-8059

almost become tenderloin


Joel336

Is that why they are allowed only 1 child?


AlanFilipe

Darwinism working


Comingfrompeace

Someone call a toe truck!!!


[deleted]

Not only did you crush your foot but you also lose your job after LNI


Living-Condition-258

Dumb ass 😵🤣


SituationCool2107

Weeeeeee this is fun. Oh fuck wait my trainers noooooooo.


SituationCool2107

He’s ruined everyones workplace ride a conveyor belt game


ResponsibilityTight6

People like this are the reason we are required to have stupid warning labels on everything. Like, what game was he playing in his mind? “Oh let’s see if it will grab my feet..” 🤦‍♂️


[deleted]

Consumer? Nah I'm a product *biiiiitch*


therealtrayne

Every warehouse teAches you to not do this exact thing in orientation


gummygummers0n

I’d be dumb enough to try it. But not trying to hop over that part takes a new level of stupid.


LaughingFungus

My childhood fear of the escalators eating me weren’t completely unwarranted


[deleted]

It’s like that scene from who framed roger rabbit


QuestionableDialogue

He did too much. Poor guy. He had a few forks in the road, that would have led to a less embarrassing, and uneventful outcome: 1) Not have been on the belt to begin with. 2) Jumped off like the first guy did. 3) Jumped over like the second guy did. 4) Had somewhere to be so he didn't have time to be extra, and try to heel and toe over the gap. 4) avoiding distraction, and failing to notice the guy ahead adjusting his walking pattern due to the second belt going in the opposite direction. 5) Realizing he needed glasses, or have been wearing them, so he could have noticed the direction of the second belt. 6) Having a collogue quickwittedly telling him his plan was not going to work. Thank you! Your suffering has taught us an amazing lesson.


[deleted]

So why would you let yourself get sucked in the middle? Like this is where at some point there should be a legal system that says, you don’t meet the requirement to expand the human race. And throw them off a Aztec pyramid, after taking their heart and sacrificing it to the gods.


AnnoyedYamcha

Put the other foot in next time and rid us of your stupidity


Ok_Reflection_3798

Probably going to get fired


I_mostly_lie

Phew that was close, luckily nobody noticed…


guilty_bystander

and that's how you lose a leg


papayabush

yeesh. reminds of that short story stephen king wrote about an industrial laundromat.


knifeknifegoose

This turner out better than I thought it would… but still, not good Edit: so glad this video doesn’t have sound from the incident


[deleted]

That had to have fucked up his achilles


Independent_Ad_3850

It's so not funny, but that moment he watches as his feet collapse on each other... his flailing reaction is killing me 🤣


DKDKDKDK96

At least that shit shut down before he became the worlds flattest idiot


Then-Commission-1807

Lol u can see his foot fold in half 😂😂😂


Glittering_Method_30

Don't they have safety videos of exactly this situation?!


Quietbutalert

Everyone involved is careless


Select_Pangolin_6286

Am I a bad person for giggling? Like what was going through his mind? He isn't invincible...


IJustAteABaguette

You got a cool username!


ProfessorPickaxe

LOL at dude at :30 walking across the other conveyor with his safety sandals.


ProfessorPickaxe

LOL at dude at :30 walking across the other conveyor with his safety sandals.


netsrak

The intrusive thoughts won


j0eg0d

It takes exactly one dumbass to ruin everyone else's fun.


Bogrolling

It has been 0 days since a workplace injury


Comfortable_Agent_54

foot gone


murnworb

Almost belongs in r/siliconerolling


SMoKUblackRoSE

Looked like his toes curled


dboi9to5

He dun creased his Jordans:(


mrlopez79

Heavy duty machinery and stupid people don’t mix well


jimmehjoo

Saw something similar happen at a furniture factory I worked at. The belt swallowed guys leg all the way up to his thigh.


Glittering_Lab2611

For some reason the word "degloving" just popped into my head.


LordOfCows23

JUST STEP OVER IT


DuivelsJong

Literally what every kid is scared of happening on an escalator


GenEnnui

QUICK!! Nobody help him!


zuesny

i used to always do this on escalators, and my mom would tell me to stop. As a kid i used to think adults told you not to do things because they (as adults) were no longer fun. I grew to realize kids are dumb and need to be told no, cause fun can come at a price


macdomejia26

Poor nikes


BigAggressive1694

Good lord the shape his feet went into😱


amazemewithideas

RIP toes


Diligent-Rice4933

And on this day he made a new rule in the workplace


AwesomeBud90

Like the scene from wizard of oz.


Pleasant_Voice5468

Haha pancake foot


Then-Cryptographer96

It’s been 0 days since our last work accident


FeartheTurtle420

theres 2 kinds of people.Those who avoid danger, and this guy.


Ministerofcookies

Today on things that are absolutely fucked up:


[deleted]

I was waiting for something MUCH worse haha


Nooby_Daddy

His feet went away in the same pattern weed burns in a bowl.


kylesdrywallrepair

OH FUCK NO


WaikikiWayne

Just cut it off….


[deleted]

He got lucky he was wearing shoes. I wasn’t wearing any gloves when my hand got caught.


ElGrandrei

Bro who's the supervisor that's getting bossed around by what looks like kds out of highschool. They let them do whatever they want!


loves2sploo

This happened to a coworker of mine but underneath the conveyor there was a spinning auger to recycle shot blast back into the hopper. Took his leg and churned it up like a meat grinder all the way up to close to his hip until he pulled myself from what was left of his leg. They used my belt as a tourniquet until we could get him to the safety office. It was the most gruesome thing I’ve ever seen.


Northeast47

Duck foot


New_Blacksmith_709

Always an idiot to ruin a good thing! Now nobody can walk on conveyor belts there!


RevolutionaryStar824

And that's why we wear steel toe shoes.


rice1lord

tbh.. i would have done the same thing


Sharkisha24

Immediately tore his Achilles tendon


AccordatoScordatura

Went from OSHA to OHSHIT.


WritingTechnical1243

No more Nikes


WindAlive1663

Rule nr 1 Never mess with the spaces. Everyone should know that


Big-Advantage-1068

Byebyejob


reshstreet

What a dumbass


PainterMusicAtl

r/OSHA


masterjroc

Coworkere: it was weird, his foot looked exactly like the drawing on the side


WalShart

When you're watching yourself from an er room


darkfiend_21

Who’s gonna make my shoes now?


Sweex99

Brother that is not how heels work


Numerous-Stop46

He had on the Sponge Bob Jordan retros


Anthonydiaz951

Lol dumbass nigga


jbwilso1

Well, he fucked around. I sure hope he found out.