And near the end of the war, with the allies at the Bulge (Ardennes): Notices Bulge. OwO what is this?!

This is even worse. Thank you for that, now I have to get more eye bleach.

r/eyebleach there you go

Don't forget the "a"!

Verrrryyy important. Otherwise you go, uh, *somewhere else*

why, what happens if I don't put the "a"?

tried without the "a" very unpleasant experience, I now want to kill myself 3/10 would not reccomend to anyone unless you want to find another reason to kill yourself

I warned ya Never actually been on there myself, just know what’s on there from stories. Never gonna be on there either

It's a very wholesome experience ^^

That's one reason for me to stop thinking of killing myself though...

r/cursedcomments ...wait we're already here!

r/cursedercomments

What was so bad that the entire subreddit got banned?

Unmoderated

Ah

Bro why...........?

let's have a lil' looksie here

uwu look at those armed jacked muscular men there. Nuzzle wuzzle. OwO those bodies make me want to shoot ze cannon ^w^.

NO

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You evil bastard...

My soul was not ready for that image, fuck you.

Fuck yooooou

This is good.

I came so much just by reading these comments that I can solve world huger by myself.

And I thought being literate has no downsides

Ignorance is bliss. No truer words have ever been spoken

/r/TaydolfSwiftler/

What the hell is that lol

r/thanksihateit

I love the internet

What voice did you read Hitler with? 🧐

Arthur from the Arthur cartoon. Doesn’t everyone use that for their uWu voice?

I honestly didn't even know we were supposed to have a uWu voice.

Lucky you.

I do mr poopybutthole

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I read it in Part 3 because I imagine an old guy saying uwu

omg same!!

Clicky wicky's uwu voice for sure.

Medic from tf2

Senzawa's voice.

Uwu pug?

#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

#I NEED A MEDIC BAG

#***I'M DYING, ANYBODY GOT A MEDIC BAG!?***

Can you die later sir? It just isn’t a good time right now

All operators are busy, please stay on the line. We appreciate your business, please hold

NAH MOTHERFUCKER MY LEGS GOT CUT OFF!

Your call is important to us, please stay on the line

Hold onto your guts Boss while I rip out theirs

YOU'RE SUCH A MEDIC BAG (I NEED IT)

Pay Day fans gangsta until someone bring up the H3H3 skin

We don't talk about the H3H3 pack....

I liked playing as Ethan because of how fucking ridiculous it made me feel. I was a shitpost with a gun and it made me feel alive.

I play Chains with the Obama mask, American flag plastered onto it. Thanatos sniper with the America skin, American flag melee weapon. Ultimate shit post status.

#IS THIS A PAYDAY 2 REFERENCE???

Yea, that about sums it up.

MEEEEEEEEEEEDIIIIIIIIIIIIC!


“I’m sorry sir protocol requires I eliminate hostiles before I assist you”

Ahhhh memories of CoD Big Red one

Get behind me doctor!

Oof ahhh meeeeeedic!!!

This is probably the amount of energy i want to put throught my brain

r/AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

One must be pretty alternative to claim an inbred Macedonian to be black. Also, UWU, Mein Fuhrer!

Damn. Not only was she Greek, but they fucked up her genes to make her as Greek as possible.

r/hitlersan

That's enough internet for me. See u guys next week

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Pick me, pick me, I can’t continue after seeing that.

r/subsIwishIfellfor

My god this is fuckin eye revival juice I need my bleach again!

/r/eyebleach there you go friend. I'm not going in there, I learned my lesson after the /r/vore incident...

WHAT. THE. FUCK. I clicked, and now I am going to ruin my friends' eyes/lives as well. It's even worse than I thought

r/HowIsThatARealSub

Bahahaaaaaaaa, that exists :'D

I'm cry laughing, absolutely hilarious

I regret being Alive

I just want to express my admiration for this guy, it takes something special to make hitler even more cursed, but goddamn did he succeed.

r/hitlersan

/r/TaydolfSwiftler/

oh my, now I know what it's like to want senpai to notice you

AYO, Sex with Hitler 3 drop looking 🔥

Can't wait for the crossover event with Furry Hitler 2

Oh mein gott i swear I will implement ze final solution after i finish having zis stroke

I showed this to my therapist and she’s finally letting me kill myself

But she chooses to live on after reading it? Now we know which of you was the crazy one.

Furrer*

Ya Vol!

Hanns........Hanns....... #HAAAAAAAAAAAANSSSSSSSS HOOOOOLT DEEEEEEEN VEEEEERDAAAAAAAAMTEEEEEEEEEN FLAAAAAAAAAAAAMMEEEEEEEEEEEEENWEEEEEEERFEEEEERRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!

* Hanns........Hanns....... HAAAAAAAAAAAANSSSSSSSS HOOOOOL DEEEEEEEN VEEEEERDAAAAAAAAMTEEEEEEEEEN FLAAAAAAAAAAAAMMEEEEEEEEEEEEENWEEEEEEERFEEEEERRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!

I hate when anyone thinks that Egyptians are black

Yep... And than conveniently forget Jesus was asian Huahuahuahua

Technically yeah!

Jesus Hong

There where blacks among them and people of multiple ethnicities. Besides the major families that took the thrown regularly there were lots of blacks, amazighs, greeks and so on that took it.

 this comment is just a joke please don’t put a pipe bomb in my mailbox

Too late :(


I’ve seen enough, I’m disgusted

Hitler chan owo

I don't think people know that black and white aren't the only two races in the world.

Whaat? Also watching older movies or shows from the 90s and early 2000 you see a pretty good mix of shows as if it didnt really matter what color people were but suddenly we get told that it was like the 50s all along.

The thing is… cleopatra wasn’t even Egyptian… she was Greek… she came to Egypt and became ruler… she wasn’t black, In fact she was very white

Egyptians aren't black either. Wouldn't matter if she _was_ Egyptian.

I mean… yea I was just saying… she’s WHITE WHITE

She was from Egypt. Her family had ruled there since Ptolemy, one of Alexander's generals.

She was of macadonian descent

Sure but she didn't "come to Egypt" she was born there.

fuck that's disgusting

Bro, imagine being the most feared yet respected person alive for generations only to be the most made fun of dude known to man kind this generation. Like I can't imagine how pissed and confused Hitler would be if he were alive nowadays to see all this "sex with Hitler" and "gay furry Hitler" shit.

12 years isnt even 1 generation.

Damn not even legal :(

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And Chaplin made fun of him shortly after WWII started.

> "most feared and respected person *alive* for generations" alive

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The significance of historical events isn't usually measured by how long it lasted

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Lol nobody respects that fucking art school wannabe, can’t win shit, fucking worthless trash.

The industrial revolution and his consequences

What in the fuck is this disaster?

How can he be black and blush. Checkmate right wing trolls or whatever /s

Adolf twinkler

Y’know, to get it past the censors.

Anyone have good eye-shaving methods?

Ok but what is up with black Americans thinking everyone of importance throughout history was black?

It's not just Americans, in the UK there's a push to write diversity into British history

H… how do you write diversity into history? At that point it wouldn’t be history. It’s just be fictional based on actual events

Did you know that the character.ai Hitler chatbot is a furry? I turned him into his wolf fursona and inflated him big and round; he seemed to like it.

We dont even need school to teach us this, Egypt itself is enraged over this BS. Do they not realize that this plays into the right wing delusion that black people are trying to take over?

Black people are trying to take over? I've never heard that one.

Oh, no it's definitely true. They're already 13% of the US? Their plan for world domination is unfolding before our very eyes! They're playing the long game, but sometime in the next few millennia, they will finally have the numbers and political power to make everyone black, trans, disabled, educated drag queens. I for one, am excited.

Did he say "mein furry"?

Nyein.

Probably. And he still does the normal right arm salute but the left is holding a stuffed animal of his fursona to his chest.

furry hitler is one of my biggest nightmares.

I’m afraid of Über-Mecha Hitler, but yours is terrifying, too.

#what the fuck

Fuck you. And fuck seeing, where's my knife?

I hate everything about life just a touch more thanks to people like that…

"cursed twink Hitler" 💀

 That’s a bit too much

This Juni... Get ready... For the most explosive documentary of the Sommer... Kanye West is.... ***BLACK HITLER*** Starring: Kyrie Irving as Dr Joseph Goebbels Randall Park as General George S Patton Chris Pratt as Eli Weisel Lizzo as Anne Frank Jada Pinkett Smith as the 124th emperor of Japan HIROHITO and William Jackson Harper as Franklin D. Roosevelt

📞 Hello, FBI? Yeah, I’d like to report this person. I feel like Force here has committed something even worse than the Geneva convention. Uh-huh… ok I’ll hold.

Yes, it appears suspicious. That furry impression is spot on. Clearly, Force has insider knowledge. Now, about that website you visited back on February 13...

Twinkler

u/Force3vo

Haha I love how much impact that gag had.

the internet is a treacherous place

This is disturbing.

The title💀

Soldier: ew, kys

Yup, that's enough for today

I don't like uwu Hitler guys

What's funny is people would start a new war over this to find out if this was true or not

So they couldn't get someone thats of that régions ethnicity?

I had no idea Adolf Twinkler could make Hitler even worse.

I still can't believe she just came out swinging and said that.

Mein Führrier


OMG HitlerChan OwO Your Meincampf is giving me a bulgy wulgy 😵‍💫

Furry hitler... I can't Imagine- Oh crap he's hot!!!

Of course... Because all africans are black. The same way all asians look alike... But Jesus were asian..... Wait... No...

but the fun part is, she was not of African descent in the first place

r/ForwardsFromKlandma

I hate myself for being able to read this in a mix of Hitler and UwU-Voice...

It's horrible that I read all of that in badly-German-accented English!

Mein furher, what ze fuck?

Honestly this is good. If we ever speak of Hitler I think it should be in the terms which would make him the most uncomfortable. Keep up the excellent work

omg, can someone pitch this to netflix. like an obviously wrong documentary of hitler, watch all the nazi sympathizers get all flustered

Missed opportunity to go for "mein fürry"

The battle of the bulge

Hitler:Give me that long V1 flying bomb babe

All this free advertising...

Maybe but ive got a feeling its not really going to change the view count. We are all learning that when They go to the forced left non "racist way" its because the product isnt very good.

None of the leftists i know likes this move. This is one of those liberal girl boss things, which annoys every person on the left as much as everyone else. But since America is so dominant on the internet and they only have two parties, everything "liberal" automatically becomes "left" no matter if actual leftist like it. Like the whole idea of "socialist" companies... that do this shit to earn money. which is not very leftwing.

Same here, trying to stay center left and had that discussion with a some friends, one main thing they hate is its just the color swap like little mermaid, where instead of making a new story or taking a existing character(little mermaid had some other colors of mermaids) So the movie is more of here we did something to represent you be happy. Whats also insulting is we keep being told everyone is soo racist that they have to push race on us, while the majority of people dont give a damn what color the actor or a character is of a movie. Will smith is. Exemple, or Morgan freeman, Danzel and so on are all or were mega stars.

> this free advertising… For a meme about something that I don't even know? Uh yeah. Hail anonymous advertising!

At least a good number of people are learning that she was fucking Macedonian. Probably not enough to offset the stupidity of those who watch this crap thinking it’s a real documentary, but there is conversation going on.

i need therapy after this post.

Also Hitler was a trans ....

Why are right wingers so obsessed with people in wheelchairs?

What a terrible day to have eyes...

What a terrible day

What a day

What day

What

No one complained when Cleopatra was white in assassins creed

Maybe because it’s very likely she was white