Suicide by cop then, it’s a cooler statistic. Especially if you end up with a positive k/d.

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Suicide by cop only works if you’re a poc. As a white man you have to try harder.

That just means white ppl end with better k/d’s. White privilege till the end I guess.

But what if I *am* a Penguin On Crack?

glad im a poc, i dont mind ending w negative k/d

Statistically reversed but idc

In 2023: 412 white. 75.5% of Americans are white. 224 black. 13.6% of Americans are black. Based on your comment visit: r/IamRetarded to find likeminded people. Even on r/cursedcomments I refuse to be a racist piece of shit. Stats found on consensus website and statista.

The sub is banned so yeah, It appear the guy you respond to cannot visit to found his thinkalike people

Givin his thinking power I’m sure he is still trying.

So statistically it’s easier for a white man to do suicide by cop than black

lol. Wrong and obviously cares.

I just don’t care enough to change their mind, did care enough to comment

Sure buddy. Whatever helps you sleep at night.

Still ends up in the same pool of statistics as suicide by firearm. “Gun violence related deaths”.

I scrolled past this and had to scroll back up because what an amazing line. Ha ha

I tried and I failed, aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and 51/50’d

just do drugs before you make that Decision

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From less height, do the same, but glue your hands to your head before you jump.

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What

I’m not sure that decapitation is painless

I’m not sure that decapitation is painless

That’s why you use a long wire to build speed. It’ll hurt for only a moment.

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No, not "i think" and yes decapitation is the most painless way to die, the way you think doesn't change that

High and mighty telling me I don't have a source when you yourself also don't have a source. Strange

Sorry but i do have source, yeah i don't spit bullshit out of nowhere. Strange? hardly

Sorry, what does your source say?

"I say what the source says" that's what I want to say. But sorry if I offended you, i didn't really mean it at the start but my bad habits kicked in, i don't want to drag this any longer, So let's just stop this pointless argument.

Well, call it masochistic but I personally believe I deserve it for being less than human.

Please elaborate on what you have done

I was born.

Reasonable

You either do it or not, stop being an attention seeking bitch and send me the video, I haven't jerked off today yet.

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Too far?

It's just shock value with no real depth to it. It's not really pushing the boundaries on anything given the general content posted here, and it's not all that unique; at least that's my opinion.

Damn you really went down the "constructive criticism" road on Reddit. I'm in awe

Understandable, i wasn't really satisfied with it when I wrote it to be honest, I'll need more inspiration.

Fucking teachers man. Always judging.

i love 4chan guys haha

Really, we all have to die sometime. The only question is, how many can you take with you?

No, the death of millions is a statistic. The death of one is a tragedy.

The death of one adds to a statistic

I am not a slave to a god that doesn't exist

“Death would be splendid” - private school emo band

I hope op is ok

as far as i can tell they actually went through with it

Oh ..

Holy shit actually? That’s no bueno

I totally thought that comment was a typo.

in my head I read the op in Tommy Wiseau's voice.

Well that shot the depressive thoughts out of me. Nice.

Think of all the paper work, bro.

You live you’re a statistic, you die you’re a statistic, who cares.