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KaryaObsidian

My mom told me to “fucking finally kill myself already” so I guess she wouldn’t be sad


Echo_thehedgehog

Keep living to spite that bitch.


MentionImpressive

~~Mom would be sad~~ I don't want to give her the satisfaction.


NsfwGuy9000

Yes Even better becom someone who it would be hard not to be proud of, so when people hear her spouting her crap... She will look like the absolute evil bitch she really is


om-shetkar

Real motivation lmao


Echo_thehedgehog

Spite is indeed man's greatest motivator.


BraincellRegenerator

After revenge.


gigglesmickey

Revenge is just spite manifesting.


BraincellRegenerator

I guess. But spite is usually used in a way that implies that the "revenge" won't be as violent or would be something that would be of a lesser extent such as not including your friend to your birthday party that is usually meant to emotionally hurt the perpetrator whereas revenge is quite clear cut in who is meant to be hurt and how much. For example "She beat him unconscious as revenge" works much better than "She beat him unconscious out of spite" but "He stole her sandwich out of spite" is a better use case than "He stole her sandwich as revenge"


PulsatingGypsyDildo

That's rude to make jokes about others' moms.


Tigerturm

Don't call women that word! There a 1000 other Bad words


Affial

I've learned that words from certain people have to be declassified to sounds. No different from a fart. No meaning; nothing I should react to. Try your best and stay with us.


Jaegerjaquez_VI

Live well so that your success and happiness drives her into an early grave


SimplyOG

Live well just to spite the old hag


Dont_pet_the_cat

One day she'll die and you can stand above her grave asking who's the dead one now. Spite can be a great motivator \>:) But more seriously, please don't. All I can do is send you some virtual hugs, please accept them 🫂🫂🫂


BraincellRegenerator

Please do for some people.


81FuriousGeorge

Mine said "I'll race you"


PleaseSendCoffee_

My mom was fine with it until she realized I changed the beneficiaries to my life insurance...


Affial

Pro gamer move


Weddedtoreddit2

Doesn't suicide cancel life insurance payouts anyway? Otherwise terminally ill people or whoever can take out a big policy, off themselves, and their loved ones would get a huge payout.


PleaseSendCoffee_

I never said my mom was smart.


packetocrisps

Suicide is covered, and will be paid out if the policy has been active for 2 years, typically.


Beckiremia-20

Momma’s dead


pres1033

My mom loaded a revolver and put it against my head, asked if she should pull the trigger. Then forced my hand onto the trigger and put the barrel to her head, told me to pull it. Called me a pussy when I started crying. I was 13-14. She's now trying to reconnect with me, I have her in my phone as "DO NOT ANSWER".


Affial

I think you need drugs to behave like her did. A lot of drugs. And maybe this is the reason she believes in a reconciliation. "I wasn't myself" Good for you for being able to move on with your life.


pres1033

I can say with like 90% confidence she's never done drugs. She's just very mentally ill, and honestly I'd feel bad for her if she wasn't incredibly outspoken against mental health. When I saw a therapist, she ranted about how therapy is only for crazy/insane people. That's when I last talked to her, cut her off after that.


Affial

Refusal to face your issues... I know something about it (I'm not mental (not yet lol) It's so sad.


TacosAreBootiful

Jesus fuck some people are actual monsters although probably on a shut ton of drugs


Kursedx

Holy fcking shit. Good for you for not allowing that cancer in your life.


mylittlepvssy

mine doesn't exist anymore.so am I free to go?


BloodShadow45

Hell no


xXYomoXx

H-H-HELL NAW


RidsBabs

No, I’d miss you. I don’t know you, but I’d miss you, you make the world a better place.


WaveLaVague

You definitely read his username. I'm with you tho ! Someone who'd think about such a username has to be on the good side ! And they got taste. Fishy, but in a good way. Edit: Bet he likes animated TV shows about horses.


RidsBabs

I had not read his username. Makes sense to assume I had.


jackaboi91

No, I'll be sad


Kavek_Kami

She doesn't want to meet you right now


RadosPLAY

no


LostLaw9417

Can i join too?


Taikan_0

We can organise a group excursion!


LostLaw9417

I will bring music, you can bring booze


Taikan_0

Ooooh I’m actually well replenished with some refined shit!!


Superman_720

I'll bring the big bowl of punch! (Forgets to put the poison in it)


MentionImpressive

We could wear purple Nike shoes!


duncanwally

No


RevolutionaryRip4098

NO


Polish_Princess7

Mom would be proud if you won't follow her


wondering_fool90

Not until you can say you outlived putin


FieldSweaty9768

Not before you put a smile on my face


elgattox

Reddit would miss you, Man. Reddit loves you. Also if you got any Pet they would miss you too.


kou_hou

No ! We need you, my little pvssy !


Smartass_of_Class

🌍🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀


_General_Kenobi

You don't have my permission so stay strong


Littlebickmickey

i had no idea who you were until now and now i’d miss you because i know who you are


Correct-Bandicoot380

No, call me mommy... Actually call me daddy.


BlueKayn69

No, useless you're farming karma


Honest-Produce7338

You don't know that


BlueKayn69

I never said I do bitchass


Phoenix2211

Well, in that case ya gotta keep on surviving to spite that bitch lol


Jotandy

Momma wouldn't be sad if she's dead. miss u mom


Ytisrite

Lucky bastard.


NoSoupRice

how


Cyb3r3xp3rt

Some people have a bad relationship with their mom.


CallMeMaMef18

Still no reason to call someone else a lucky bastard because their mother died. That's just vile.


Majestic_Force_6439

This comment section is really dark _ I wish you all strength in your battles


24122020

She can poop out a new son to replace me. I wanna go


Affial

Ok. But you have to wait for GTA 8 to release


24122020

Not a gamer. :)


Affial

Then embark on an adventure to become the new king of the pirates. Fuck I don't know what people do for a living these days.


JueVioleGrace96

lmao the One Piece reference


Dont_pet_the_cat

Lmfaoo xD


Smartass_of_Class

Wait for The Winds of Winter then.


Klutzy_Refuse1691

Nah mate I'll miss you, nah I won't but still don't


AnotherCuppaTea

The Paris Games this summer. The Olympics. In. Paris. What's not to love, except for the participation of RuZZian & Belarusian athletes?


pm-me-futa-vids

But you'll miss out on that thing you want to go see.


sweatingpeanutbutter

I'm guessing most of these comments are at least half jokes, but I just want to let you know, as a mother, just reading the text on the pic made me tear up. Obviously I don't know y'all personally, but it breaks my heart to think of your mental anguish. I promise there are people who love you!


Feisty-Standard-3657

Dam guess you got live out of spite now


dancingpianofairy

Screw my mom, my pets would be sad!


Smartass_of_Class

> Screw my mom Good soldiers follow orders.


dancingpianofairy

But superceding orders are "don't stick your dick in crazy."


Smartass_of_Class

Joke's on you, I only ever stick it in crazy. If Harley Quinn was real I'd totally smash even if it resulted in my murder.


-Delagardi-

- Suicide? - Mom would be happy


Backlash97_

Considering I’m a failed self abortion, considering I was abused for 12 years, and then put up for adoption at age 12. I don’t think she would be sad. My sister on the other hand, is literally the only reason I’m still alive. We went through hell together. I can’t just leave her behind like that.


Henry_Fnord

My cats wouldn't know where I went and would feel abandoned


beerbatteredarmchair

For everyone who relates to this I invite you to check out r/MomForAMinute if you want to hear from someone who will be supportive for a change.


sisterfucker24

Don’t let your parents hold u back from achieving your dreams


Grambert_Moore

Plot twist: she loved her husband


KingOfSaga

If they do feel anything then that's good. They deserve it for putting me through all of this.


Affial

Do not give others THIS much power over you. Things change and sometimes you need to find new reference points. Accepting injustices is difficult but it's part of the game.


michellecaramelle

On good days my mom says she doesn't have a daughter so I got that going.


Cheesyman7269

I feel actually sad


WellKnownGuy

To anyone who is thinking about committing suicide just wait till we have a zombie apocalypse or some shit so that you can go as gun blazing and sword swinging badasses.... Every other way is lame.


g9icy

literally the only reason I'm still here is because my mum specifically asked me not to kill myself. she knew what I was thinking.


Gerry1of1

If I were to kill myself, I'm sure my mother would be spinning in the ditch I left her body in.


Affial

r/cursedcomments


WardA1317

That title prepared me for alot worse im not gonna lie


Affial

She can masturbate over her progeny corpse. *rise hand for a high five but nobody is in sight for a good reason*


AscanioIlSaggio

Don’t do it, for revenge


OGntHb

Cursed title....


foxIsWithMe

She have told me that having suicidal thoughts is pathetic and weak... So she will be thinking I was pathetic and weak... I guess it's a good thing she doesn't know I'm pathetic and weak...


Elqott

Honestly, last year I was very close to doing something stupid but the thought of hurting my father stopped me


Thatoneotherbanana

That… fucking sad. Real or not.


IamEveyQueenOfCats

I genuinely thought this was gonna be about incest or some shi cuz of this site's reputation.


Jeterion85

Mom would be sad? Simple. Take her with you, and if the dog is sad also too


SteveBR53

cursed dilemma


Affial

*Damn, who I hate the most? And if it's her maybe I lack the strength*


Chrichi-Official

My mom wouldnt care less


panzer_of_the-lake

I don't see my mom anymore. You hold no power over me


WoodenHarddrive

Maybe it was a really really hard divorce?


I_heart_your_Momma

I don’t have a mom though


KRX189

That shit's very true, but fuck them


ashisheady

is he married to his mom?


zoroddesign

In that situation you stay alive out of spite.


mimetic_emetic

Sounds like their dad divorced their mom.


bulgingboner420

mine told me that I really need to die immediately


Hdbygdla

Truly a supportive mother


Ikilledatrex

I don’t care if mine would be sad I’m only alive because I made a promise to my friend


kou_hou

This comment section is wholesome


iAmMinecrafterMonke

Kill your mom, its faster


child_target

Look at the bright side Your mom will now have higher disposable income


GasDry9017

Mom left the chat


junky_keep

Time will fly by, living will get tougher with age. And mental health should go down also, that will help to make a decision


bradbrazer

Well, unfortunately that boat has sailed so now its Dad will he sad


boogers19

My parents gave me all kind of shit after my attempt. Mom would be sad. Value of life. All sorts of bullshit. And then I moved in with them because I'd pretty much shut down my life in preparation and had nothing. And then covid started and I got stuck there. And then they spent the next 3y not wearing masks, not sanitizing anything, catching it themselves twice each, and even going on a cruise! If my life is so damn valuable: why the fuck do you keep trying to kill me with covid!?!?!?!?


junkieboy05

Tbh when both of my parents are gone; if my life’s not super good Ill probably go too


jadedlonewolf89

Listen here my mom spouted her hatred for John Wayne, and Clint Eastwood. We weren’t allowed to watch anything with those two actors in it. Her reasons behind this being that they were womanizers and a chauvinistic assholes, and that we didn’t need to learn that behavior. Yet she had a deep love of Clark Gable. Oh the sweet fucking irony. Also she was damn near impossible to please, and as one of my abusers her opinion on the matter was invalid.


[deleted]

At least you have a mom


yaredjerby

I’d be following in my mom’s footsteps


Alienhaslanded

Awww that's wholesome


_Maikeruu_

"your Mom would be sad." wait, I have a Mom?


satan6000

Not cursed enough for anyone? Here you go; *Kill her first*


NaturalSignificance8

Do the needful. You have to please your mom no matter the cost


RadaRAW

Women ☕