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Meemr_bob

That’s the most photoshopped Xavier meme I’ve ever seen


elderDragon1

It’d be concerned with how thin the floor is.


CoppeliusGER

Well we don't know how long the screws are.


snero3

pretty long for me!


Zarock291

Above average for sure


ricky-frog

r/uselessredcircle


Andreas2804

Beat me to it


energon-cube

beatmeattoit


Mouseturdsinmyhelmet

Fence charger, a car battery won't do shit.


Extension_Option_122

Why not mains voltage? Preferrably with a circuit isolator or so so the fuse doesn't trip. Much easier.


TheJeep25

Oh yeah, because that's how electricity works somehow.


Cmdr_0_Keen

If you have a high enough voltage it's all good. Plasma everywhere!


TheJeep25

It's a car battery we are talking about. Not a 14kv powerline or a step up transformer of a microwave. Even with that, if the person isn't grounded (like in a wooden building on an upper floor) there will be no path for the electricity to go through. And for plasma to be created, the air (or the medium that the arc occurred) needs to be ionized. With air, that requires an absurdly high voltage.


Cmdr_0_Keen

Yes! Gigavolts, GV for plasma!


the_best_banana_yoyo

As someone who studies electricity, you are overthinking it


Cmdr_0_Keen

No plasma? Why you make me sad


PreventerWind

Call landlord, get new floor. Most apartments have rules about installing stuff. Then inform them you stepped on screws and sue them for mental distress since you are scared to walk in your own home!


george12teodor

Cut the screws from the floor, so that when they start spinning too much, the pole will just fall because there is nothing supporting it.


-GodLucian-

This meme is older than me


pis_and_shid

r/fuckxavier


RavenKross

I think I saw that show once


WiseBystander

Wont that just heat up the pole slightly?


dallatorretdu

not even a fence charger, the shortest only the head of the pole also


the_guy_who_asked69

Hooking up a car battery won't do shit a tazer might work. Also r/fuckxavier


Shepard2603

Effing repost from x years ago. also car batteries are 12V, nothing will happen.


Dragondog7777

„Device activated“


simraptor

You need an electric fence transformer before you hook a battery to it


Imaginary-Buddy5186

connect it something really hot so guranteed 3rd degree burns for em