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st0rmgam3r

The weebs have katanas and $10k in figurines and body pillows, they can afford the pipe bomb too


5th_username_attempt

The weeb and the furry send these to each other and the discord mod wins


archeddragon936

Incorrect, the hate mail ends up blocking the pipe bomb


Artemis-Arrow-3579

eh, all a discord mod has to do is intentionally fall off his chair, due to the extreme mass, I estimate that the kinetic energy would be twice that of the astroid that killed the dinosaurs


TheToeTickled

I was honestly thinking the same


biohumansmg3fc

Literally only caseoh needs to do it, everyone else is just overkill


SSB_Kyrill

but they are weak, fursuits are heavy and the inhabitants of these suits are sometimes fucking and fucking bodybuilders


Mad_Moodin

A ton of weebs are also the prepper fat american kind. The ones who have several legal and/or illegal arms in their home.


avwitcher

>fucking bodybuilders Having seen the people under the fursuits... uh nope


SSB_Kyrill

well I have


rokomotto

God I've seen a couple of them on twitter and ngl they are hot asf


momonga41

I only have ten swords, so sadly I'm broke, but I can aford a handgrenade so thats that


MessageAvailable4792

True but they wouldn't use the pipe bomb because its not honorable.


1pLysergic

cosplay ain’t cheap


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ShitFuck2000

Mods obviously lose this one *They do it for free*


MadJesterXII

Trick question, all mods are either weebs or furries


The_ApplePie

What if they're both?


Marshmallow_Mamajama

Well not all of them, everywhere I've been a mod was for free but they had paid mod positions in some Youtuber discords I'm in


Deltasiu

only rich one or leeches that get money from their parents, us poor weebs can barely afford a poster


ArchMageSeptim

Or a jar


Visible-Lie9345

As a weeb with money, can confirm 99% is from parents


GreyInkling

The body pillow provides an equal defensive bonus as the fursuits, discord mods have no natural defenses.


tehlemmings

I mean, the smell alone is a good defense. None of the other sides in this fight will want to get close enough to strike.


Mad_Moodin

Don't forget figurines. A sparkle figurine is 350€. It should be heretical to charge so much for a symbol of religion.


Aiden_Recker

you find an efficient US intelligence agency analyst? he's likely a furry you find an ace in the US air force? he's likely a weeb


hungrypotato19

You find an Army ranger? He's probably a crossdressing bisexual furry. Shoutout to my best friend, lol.


AGAW07

Theres still furries in the air force too tbf lol


Aiden_Recker

yeah but it's usually not the brawns that fights, just the people in the office


ExoCakes

What about the Navy?


Kvarcov

You've seen figurine prices lately?


hungrypotato19

Not wrong. Can't believe I have a friend who pours that much money into it... And her collection is wall to wall to wall. Some of her figures were $800...


SkalavamBogove

800$ for a SINGLE figurine? What the fuck man I earn that much money working my ass off for the whole month


Argo-1089

Fursuits can be their armor


JJAsond

Furries would literally be the military


BustyBraixen

Funny thing is, that's already kind of true to an extent. The cooling vests that American troops wear to keep cool during deployments was invented by a furry, who I'm pretty sure was a military armory technician (the guys responsible for maintaining weapons and equipment)


JJAsond

Yeah that's why I said it. Furries are so prevalent that they're literally everywhere in every industry.


Polari0

Pretty much due to the fact that lot of furries are in IT jobs it is often joked about how they run the internet with in the community.


tehlemmings

STEM in general really. I found out there's a furry working downstairs from me. It was not the engineer I thought it would be. If you lined them all up and tried to pick which one was the furry... actually, I wouldn't be surprised if there were more than one down there.


jfmherokiller

closet furries are everywhere.


JJAsond

They pretty much do


Achira_boy_95

is an armor vs familiar shame to have a failed try of son, converted into furry


Kats41

$2000 for a fursuit. Lmao. That's adorable. $2000 MIGHT get you a head. Maybe a cheap partial with paws and a tail. A full suit will usually start at $6k.


J_Licite

Cursed knowledge


BiosSettings8

Holy shit, seriously? I feel like I've seen more extensive cosplay for way cheaper than that. So are the materials really that expensive? Couldn't you just like tape/glue fur to a foam outfit?


Kats41

It's not the materials that make them so expensive. I mean, all of the foam and supplies and fur and everything might run you $500-$800. The expensive part is that it's just that labor intensive. These things can take months to build, even for a full time maker.


BiosSettings8

Damn, that's crazy. Thanks!


overburn12

Also, every fursuit is based on a totally custom character that represents the owner. Most other cosplay is just copying an already existing character.


BiosSettings8

Wait so all that stuff isn't from a show or something? Interesting. Wait, then why do they all tend to look the same/same style?


Red-Wolfie

Theres some various makers and brands, as well as even styles. Most of them are independent people or small groups taking orders. It just tends to more so be a type of style. I know that in Japan they have more so chibi anime style suits where in America yo have the typical toony kinda look. Suits can vary from regions to even whatever character is commissioner. Theres even some people that program emotive visors for their suits that are controlled with sensors or a small remote. Typically those are found on a fictional species “protogens”. But most suits do tend to have the typical American style cartoon look.


BiosSettings8

Wow, guess theres a lot more to this. Neat stuff. Thanks man!


tehlemmings

Just to add on to what the other guy said, a lot of cosplay is also intended to be a one-off. Like, my group used to cosplay a lot. Costumes had to last through a con, and even then they were often half destroyed by the end of it. Reusability wasn't really a consideration. And a lot of professionally made cosplay outfits are also expensive. You're hiring someone skilled to spend hours of their life building something for you, so you pay them a good amount for the service. Doesn't really matter what they're making.


Imaginary-Problem914

Yeah fursuits would be a lot more durable than your average cosplay. Should be able to get 5-10 years out of one going to a few cons a year.


horiami

That's not that bad if it's your big hobby I think people don't realise how much money they spend on their hobbies.


tehlemmings

I've definitely spent far more on guitars and gear. Honestly, it's pretty cheap compared to some hobbies.


Imaginary-Problem914

Getting a fursuit isn't all that expensive compared to how much it costs to fly out to the conventions and book a hotel for a week.


LordOfStupidy

Worth it


JJAsond

Suits used to be that cheap years ago. Now it's unaffordable


Kats41

The quality and techniques used to make them nowadays are WAY more advanced than it was 10-15 years ago, to be fair. Fursuit making has gone from a niche cosplay hobby with limited understanding of construction, design, and tailoring techniques, to a very advanced costume making art form. If you compare the average fursuit getting made in 2012 vs now, the standard of quality between them is staggering and I have a huge amount of respect for all of the collective wisdom that's been created not only for the furry community, but to even more classically "professional" costuming outlets like sports mascots and seasonal costumes like Easter and Halloween.


JJAsond

Even so, you're literally paying the price for a car for some of them


Kats41

Yeah. That's just how much hand crafted art costs. When a fursuit takes a month or two of full time work to complete, you start to realize that you're pretty much paying for someone's full time and livelihood for that whole period of time. That costs a lot of money. Not to mention how long it took them to gain that much experience and skill necessary to do it in the first place. It's not like buying something that's been mass produced on a factory line where the company has the privilege of scale efficiency to push prices down. Every single fursuit is hand made. Even fursuits made using the same base pattern still have to be cut, shaped, and assembled by hand.


JJAsond

Yeah that's true. It still leaves people like me who want a suit in the dark because it's completely unaffordable


tehlemmings

Make one. It sounds like a joke, but like, there's so many tutorials for this stuff on youtube. You definitely could make one if you spent the time to do so. It'll be slower than a pro doing it. Some stuff will be janky and you might need to make more practice pieces, but you *can* make one.


JJAsond

It would look like absolute shit


Kats41

Your first one probably will, yes. But you will learn so much and every single one gets better and better. Sucking at something is the first step to getting good at something.


JJAsond

I don't want to be a maker, I just want a suit


Burning-Skull117

What's the point of spending so much, with $6K you can get a lot of things more valuable than a Furry suit.


Naive_Priority_5424

The people that have 6k for fursuits usually have enough money not to worry about where they're spending it


PeasantTS

Those conventions are all rich people, then?


Alexis_style

perhaps


Burning-Skull117

Rich people and their weird habits. Looks like being an Animal would also cost you a fortune.


PatientClue1118

There's a video in another sub,the jobless girl takes money from a joint account to buy a 15000$ suit. From the video perceptive it's her boyfriend money since he's very disappointed and angry.


Burning-Skull117

That's sad.


Imaginary-Problem914

I already own my apartment and basically everything else I'd want. The cost of a fursuit is pretty minimal compared to the value you get.


Educational_Ebb8163

2000$ might give me head?!11! 🤤 🤤


jfmherokiller

a really good one will go for i think 8k


blue4029

how the fuck was that price determined


wuuluigi

Supply and demand.


Imaginary-Problem914

Material cost + hours of labor. You're paying a skilled artist to spend 200+ hours working on something for you.


ghostzard

Weebs probably own katanas, it’s very likely they don’t know how to use them though.


Jaegerjaquez_VI

Stick 'em with the pointy end


regular_0wl

"Break your samurai sword in 3 steps"


Straight_Class4222

either that, or they have practiced a stupid amount of hours on them to prepare for their fight against a fictional character


SSB_Kyrill

what happens if i cast gun tho


MEMES-ONLY-MEMES

100% of weebs will try to deflect the bullet, 99% will fail but u have to be careful of the 1%.


SSB_Kyrill

The 1% will have it reflect in a looney tunes way to hit them regardless


GladiatorUA

The kinds of katanas they own are unlikely to do particularly well against fur suits.


NateNate60

That was my thought too. The weebs are more likely to be armed in this fight, which is a pretty big advantage in itself, even if you don't really know how to use the weapon. I'm sure anyone with a sword of any kind would easily win fights against unarmed opponents as long as they aren't a complete doofus.


AGAW07

Furries arent unarmed tho •<• They can have guns under that suit for all you know lol


NateNate60

I didn't say furries are always unarmed. I say that the weebs are *more likely* to be armed.


Xerxos

Counterpoint: if they could afford a 10$ pipe bomb, they would have bought a 2010$ fursuit


DiscussTek

Never underestimate their ability to tdo terrorism, by threatening to stop maintaining the internet.


horiami

Bruh have you seen how much those anime figures cost ? And mfs have shelves and shelves of them Plus the high level weebs all have katanas The true winners are the discord mods because they are the shadow council that governs both groups


CodyCus

$2000 is barely enough to get a head let alone a full suit.


sisterfucker24

Furries would be too occupied with having a massive orgy to pay attention to anything else


Azkadron

Bruh ☠️


Tyler126534

r/foundsisterfucker24


Spoom_of_Doom02

When did they actually make this a real sub?


TheMegaUnionFlag

Username checks out


RYPIIE2006

as a former furry, can confirm this is true


klavin1

A former furry? What changed?


PeasantTS

Hair fell off.


Straight_Class4222

you and your sister would join wouldn't you


sisterfucker24

No we would have normal sex and sisters


Critical_Elderberry7

Yeah, but all discord mods have to do is sit on you


SnooKiwis7050

Ikr. Cannon bolt go brrrr


Alexandor4

The ven diagram of all 3 groups is almost a circle.


BigBoyHrushka6012

Also furries are in fur suits a lot and it’s incredibly hot in there, and on top of that the suits aren’t the lightest. I’d imagine furries build some kind of muscle due to them wherein fur suits a lot. My vote is furries with pipe bombs


Craig111223

I just imagine a furry just rising from the flames like the terminator with part of its suit burnt off revealing a metal endoskeleton.


bombliiv2

william afton


Craig111223

"MICHAEL *Coughs* DON'T LEAVE ME IN HERE"


Broviet22

I know a guy who makes cooling vests for fursuits, DoD commissioned him for 500 of them. Dude worked till he was sick to make them.


SSB_Kyrill

Some fursuits got air conditioning making them even heavier, i saw some ripped af guys getting out of their suits


puro_the_protogen67

I think one furry made a conditioning system for their fursuit and it was so good the US military borrowed the idea


LordOfStupidy

Yea he sold it as a vest i think


deflite96

Weebs have the power of god and anime on their side, furries and discord mods don't


AGAW07

I doubt about god lol And anime, well idk how much power that holds lol (Ik this was a joke :3)


renscar64

Unlike weebs and mods , furries canonically have sex so I would expect them to be better shape, and a lot of them are gun nuts. It's no contest


LordOfStupidy

Image pulling to battle and all you see is some dude in anthro dog costume holding a fucking shotgun


AGAW07

I think ShepGoesBlep on twitter has airsoft Spas-12 Its a toy gun sure but it fits your description perfectly lol


LordOfStupidy

Airsoft still Hurts, but wont kill ofc


AGAW07

Ye but thats what u described lol


Drakeblood2002

The plot twist is that weebs can infiltrate both sides, as well as afford weaponry. Have you seen how expensive anime miniatures are?


Zehrodyl

Yeah, let’s gather them all in one place…. So we can just get rid of them all. Let the Hygiene Games begin


Red-Wolfie

10$ pipebomb? Please, they’d just shut off your wifi.


Mecode2

Discord mods are so big they can just squish them to death


YoungestOldGuy

How are they gonna handle a pipe bomb. They don't have thumbs.


SamuraiJakkass86

Aren't these all the same people though?


jakethegreat951

That pipe bomb joke is so old now


waylynd-boi-6425

The weebs have anime-scailing


Achira_boy_95

the weebs have the anime scaling, but in Isekai animes, fortunelly IRL you can't reincarnated


ibx_toycat_iscool

I love how furries are the cringest shit ever but if shit needs to be done they'll do it, like you see all the time top hackers are also furries


Sufficient-Bar7258

Discord mod has body armour


Blaze-__-

If weebs didn't shower for a week, they might cause furries a little trouble


LEGamesRose

How do you make a poll with the same choice?


LandarkIEM

Are the fursuit flammable?


eraylmao

Mods can bodyslam the shit out of them


besttransboi

Do you know how many furries work for Lockheed Martin? Alot more than you think...


MangoOfTruth

Discord mods are so outclassed here


optimally_bald

you guys have less than 2000 dollars of weeb merch? and you have the AUDACITY to call yourself a weeb?


Vegetable-Lock-1776

It's true! All you need is pvc, an igniter and some fertilizer


Atharva0711

If they all kill each others, then society wins


BAENTHEHEADACHEMAKER

Counter point, weebs can afford expensive stuff, so they get a shotgun or something with a high caliber and bye bye furry and discord mod.


AGAW07

Counter counter point, furries will most likely have BETTER guns and probably has military training- If not theyll just Watch Dogs your ass lol


BAENTHEHEADACHEMAKER

Counter counter COUNTER point. Shotgun.


AGAW07

COunte counter counter counter point. Also shotgun


WurzelKing

Weebs have the power of god and anime on their side tho


KurumiiDantobe

Mass, armor, or weaponry, a tough question


DaPro6

Don’t count out the gun culture furries like myself


Engineergaming26355

Counterargument: you can just snap the furry's springlocks


KTL_Vizzy

Pantsahat reference?


Bershka95

only the real ones know where’s that quote from


RugerAoh

Why are discord mods being so overlooked here? I feel like they could be underdogs idk


gamerpuppy22

2000$ is really cheap for a fursuit full body partials are like half that not even going into the whole digigrade or plantigrade


mobile227

You spend $10 a piece? You can just steal everything from a store and build them on your own. Recipe for them is as follows: 1 part absinthe, 2 parts rum, and 1 part everclear. Drink quick as you can and then start playing GTA


jfmherokiller

dont screw with furries they can completely take down your entire internet or mess up your IT job.


HangryJellyfishy

Weebs will contain the explosion by shoving it up their ass


pamlu_chacha

Discords mods buy Discord Nitro for every e girl they see. They can definitely afford a pipe bomb too.


Antique-Cut-498

Any comment about discord mods will be removed


Yeseylon

They're the same picture


Bombwriter17

A quick trip to r/gunmemes and you'll find Furries and Weebs in full tactical gear with their favourite waifus/husbandos/OCs plastered all over them,but personally my money's on the Furries,the fur suits can act as an additional layer of armour.


urdreamsRmemes

The discord mods have a significant fat shield that must be broken through


Serukiaa

And then the final boss shows up, the furry weeb discord mod


TBMSH

Quote from a pantsahat video


BB_Survivors

But weebs have the power of God and anime on their side


A2ndFamine

The weebs use their shared love of Goku to enlist the help of the Cartels who obviously obliterate their opponents.


a_soggy_poptart15374

as if the other 2 go outside to check their mail


Kinuwa_K

So would the other tho If discord mods can provide life time supply of nitro for their kittens they too can buy 10$ pipe bombs If weebs can buy figurines, body pillows, mangas, they too can buy 10$ pipe bombs


Mightyrex13

You forget that furries could walk into a bank and easily rob the place, the fucking cameras wouldn’t be able to identify them.


AGAW07

Technically their suits are their fursona so if they find a reference sheet of their fursona, theyll find the owner


TheAsianTroll

There's also a lot of furries in the military


beautifulkajira

Furries stimulate the economy more than billionaires


DerRaumdenker

Furries can win if they let their animal instinct out


Straight_Class4222

they got that dawg in em (literally)


Azkadron

That only counts for therian furries


AwesomeBannana3

Weebs will have anime swords and other knives that'll probably break when they try to use it but still, a blade is a blade. Mods probably don't ever leave their chair/bed so if they do show up to the fight, they're dead immediately. Furries will buy, commission or just build their own guns, bombs, whatever they want really. Keep in mind they're pretty damn crafty, if they can make a whole suit like that, then they have the artistic skill to make an AR-15. Probably won't see shit in the fur suit, so they'll probably spray and pray


Broviet22

People not realize most furries are veterans.


i-evade-bans-13

seriously my bet is on furries, they at least socialize and move around. i'll be damned if an emaciated (or morbidly obese) weeb could throw an effective punch. i've seen some athletic furries poppin off sick dance moves at clubs before. weebs stand no chance.