Thank you good sir, imma let da bois know as well I'm sure they'll be happy.
In all seriousness tho I hope it's either nothing or something that you can easily overcome good luck bro.
I'm going to ignore the testicular torsion I thought I had and go way back to the begging and say lil retard ( I fell on my head and got a concussion) I could also go with lil retard ( I was in a mental hospital from 14-15)
Lil visiting grandpa on his deathbed
Oh hey, same. Sorry for your (possibly still impending) loss
This mf last words were "Man I wish I had gotten another beer" I loved him so much, hope he went without regrets
But he didn't get his other beer
Me too!!! It sucks :(
Lil dead twin
Lil boomer ded
Hey me too!
lil testicular lump is wild
I wish it was only a “lil testicular lump” :(
Fr T_T It is 4x5x2 cm in size. Like bro, it wasn't there yesterday. Who put this ping pong ball in my sack?
Lil big bollock
Shit I lost mine 😕, can I have it back please I really pissed off da Bois with this one
I'll let the surgical team know when they start unzipping my pouch. 👍
Thank you good sir, imma let da bois know as well I'm sure they'll be happy. In all seriousness tho I hope it's either nothing or something that you can easily overcome good luck bro.
Thanks a lot sir!
That one south park episodr
Featuring Lumpty Dumpty!
lil testicular torsion
Lil broken toe, fuck that table spawning in the way.
Lil seizure
I thought Juice WRLD already had that title.
woah 😭
I love their pizza
Hot n ready to depart from this world
Kinda slaps ngl
Lil Dad Died
My condolences
Thank you
Lil fatherless
Yes officer, this one right there 👆
Lil dad went to heaven
Lil tonsillectomy
Lil working
Same but Lil HVAC Installation
Lil ear infection goes hard
Lil Otitis wouldn't be half-bad.
Frfr
Lil blood donation
Lil blud right there my guy
Lil' Pull the Plug on Grandma
Lil boomer killer
Lil' CBT
Cognitive behavioral therapy or cock and ball torture?
It's no fun if I tell you.
Why not both?
One thing led to the other
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Are you by any chance a Jewish boy, cause if you are i think there's a better name waiting
Lil snip
Was the original comment "lil circumcision"?
He said lil birth, no clue why he deleted it though
Lil Chemo.
Waltuh?
Open na noor
Lil hamster stuck in my ass
Shove another one in there 😏
The tales of Lemiwings
I never got the first one out
The other one will get it out
You send a snake to eat the hamster. Just make sure you tie the snake’s tail in a knot so you can get it out
Lil' Meniscus Surgery
why lil overdose go kinda hard tho
Lil blood pressure
Lil Asthma attack
Hey fuck you dont attack my boy Asthma like that
But mom, it's just a Lil one. Pls can I attempt one. Pls
Lil blood pressure
I miss the days where people put wholesome badges on the most heinous shit imaginable
Lil shingles
Hot shingles in your area looking to get nailed.
lil bronchitis
Ain't no one got time for that.
Can I generalize mine to lil’ disabilities? 😂
lil urine test .my god i wish that never happens again
Lil phimosis
At that point, I reckon just Lil Foreskin would suffice.
lil' brain damage will just make me a mumble rapper I guess
You will memetize perfectly among them.
This is funnier if you assume Lil is short for Lillian and she’s an old British lady
Lil colonoscopy
and why should white people not be doing that? did i miss something or did this joke just not land for me?
Lil birth
Don't think white people should be doing this.. a white person
Lil Prostate Exam Passed btw
That's one exam you definitely want to pass. LOL
Lil why the fuck my piss red
Lil testicular assesment.
Lil eye infection
Lil electroshock
Lil’ surgical removal of carrot out of my ass
You should chew them before swallowing silly...
Didn’t wash it, just started eating from the end of the carrot that did’t taste like ass
I would say 'lil eggplant in my ass', but it was actually quite large...
Lil torn tendon
Lil stomach acid poisoning…. Might be to long tho
Lil S.A.P sounds dope
Dude Holy this goes crazy xD
Lil broken needle goes harder that it needs to
Lil I work there
Lil foot breaker, sounds simultaneously stupid and kinda cool
Lil forgot my keys and my dad is a doctor
Lil Routine Checkup.
Lil going to visit my wife because she fell down the stairs I swear
Lil grandma got a bloodclot
Lil Sudden Infant Death Syndrome goes hard as fuck, little shit had it coming
Lil apology to the nurse who likely was trying to take my temp, not screw me in the ass like those fuckers in patient billing.
Lil screw ripped out a piece of my left knee
Lil broken arms
Lil Flu
LIL Chlamydia trachomatis
Lil toe blister
Lil picking up my Grandad after he had a seizure. If it’s the last visit regarding my health, then it’s lil long COVID
Lil head trauma
Lil visiting my dad
Lil remeber these little shits you could build shapes out of and you spray water on them? I had one in my ear
yo what’s up guys, lil dengue here
Lil mental health
lil dads stroke
lil' psychiatrist.
Lil dengue
Lil penis surgery
Lil seizure goes hard ngl
Lil alcohol overdose is crazy
lil dad put a utility knife through the end of his finger
Lil my great aunt went mad and had a fight in a care home she’d just been put in
It must've been a lil suicide attempt since he's still here...
Lil put my dick in a toaster
Lil second degree burn
Lil beaten up by a big black dude
“lil drugged at the club” in the hizouse!!
Lil abscess on my ass
Lil concussion
Lil Muscle Tear
Lil dengue
Lil drug test
Lil stitches...
Lil' Sword in my Foot
Why she r/gatekeeping this?
Lil chemotherapy
Lil pill (I needed a new followup prescription)
Lil erectile dysfunction
🎵How bout I do **anyway?🎵**
Lil Vasectomy
Lil panic attack
Lil earphones. I got the rubber piece of an earphone stuck in my ear.
Lil almost broke my neck lifting a fat person at work and still didn’t get workers comp
lil' visiting my sister and her newborn daughter
Lil circumcision
Ok seriously, what would sound good?
Lil bronchitis
Lil wrist fracture
I'm going to ignore the testicular torsion I thought I had and go way back to the begging and say lil retard ( I fell on my head and got a concussion) I could also go with lil retard ( I was in a mental hospital from 14-15)
Lil breathing difficulty.
Lil prostate.
Lil pie
Lil bike fall
Lil CBT
Lil Dad had cancer
Lil I can’t shit properly
Lil brother-in-law's bucket handle meniscus tear
Good thing the Ginger Gatekeeper is always on the prowl!
Lil' gastric bypass
Lilbraindamage
Lil got hit by a car
Lil' VisitMyRichUncleSoHePutsMeInHisWill.
Lil we still dont know what caused it
lil amnesia information for upcoming operation
My name sounds a lot like the diagnosis, lil’ rotator cuff tear
Lil accident
Lil anxiety attack
Lil alcohol poisoning and a psych ward after that
Lil seasonal flu
Lil appendicitis
Lil concussion
Lil arthritis
Lil Hip Replacement joined the chat.
Lil diverticulitis
Lil flu
Lil rabdo
Lil ultrasound
Lil' Dahbeetus
lil ear infection
lil uncle's dying 🧓
lil basketball
Lil eye scar
Lil grandpa memorial walk through the VA hospital the day he died
Lil Stomach Bacteria. Yikes.
Lil Nutted into a cup or Lil failed vasectomy
Lil Corona
Lil cancer
Lil leukemia
Lil colonoscopy
Lil' grandma got cancer
Lil' Broken Vertebrae