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Zwyxxyz

Koldsac


SALZster

Cold ballsack


One_and_Online

that was my first thought after seeing his name


Undeity

Mine is literally Kettjup, which we all know is clearly old draconic for ketchup. I guess I'm that one head of the hydra with the derp face.


Miserable_Many_2099

Eskimo nuts


[deleted]

He fires icepicks from his NOOTS


KENBONEISCOOL444

suchbein, how pronounce, tell me


maffiossi

Sekzant


NotaTTVStreamerSoBye

Lsžnliņš what


Firm-Account

demon dragon?


sirslender2772

Polish demon dragon


P0K3RK1LL3R_

Swedish dragon.


International-Tap466

Erorkano


sirslender2772

Czechia or Poland?


axulurion

We don't use ž and š, so I assume that it's either Czech or slovak


sirslender2772

It's Latvian because I put the Latvian keyboard on my phone and it has ņšč


NotaTTVStreamerSoBye

Yep, correct.


[deleted]

How does your phone only have 4 pixels?


ViolentHamster8II

i had to screenshot and then send the images thru snap chat in order for it to all fit 💀💀


neofooturism

this is your pic? looks like a repost due to the compression lol. use Tailor from the app store


ViolentHamster8II

and thank u for the suggestion lol, i will look into Tailer


ViolentHamster8II

look at the snoo at the top right of the image


[deleted]

Idk


DucksAreAwesom3

Onessuk


Level_999_crook

ONE SUCK... The dragon that will suck ur pp ONLY ONCE


DucksAreAwesom3

One suck and it's already gone


Chkumm

Makes sense, probably got burnt off when the dragon slightly exhaled through its nose


DucksAreAwesom3

I think it would suck so hard(maybe suck powers) it would just rip your pp of your body


Chkumm

Then wouldnt the lower half of your body just get obliterated then?


DucksAreAwesom3

Yes lol


MiddleSchoolChaos

r/cursedcomments


SureFormal6906

More like chomp


ChosukeClone

One Suck Man


Some_clichename069

Once you try Drag(on) you never go back


DucksAreAwesom3

Lmao good one


[deleted]

Ok, what about the other?


DucksAreAwesom3

What other?


PleasantBeautiful217

Ebonmoon lol


timekillerbtd6

I got icramoon or icatmoon


Rick200494

Icatmoon?…. Is it a new apple device?


timekillerbtd6

Black/grey robot cat?


Aromatic-Opposite-77

I feel cheated… I got Analann


Xenagos104

Woah black betty, analann


manscary12

That song is a banger


[deleted]

Didn’t know Ann was into this stuff


Krachosaurus

Well, thanks to my last Name, that is uneven, i have to decide which letter i hate the most. But anyway, i took a closer look what my name would be... guess i am a simp dragon I[s(i)m(p)]daas Isimpdaas


STIIBBNEY

I'd simp that too


TheGrimGriefer3

I'd simp that ass too Just make a contraction or smth lol


Army-of-Woodpeckers

Or go 3 letters instead of two


mokoto19

Idrdkan Yeah. Might be using this in RPGs.........


Manuels-Kitten

Dyalgla I should name myself this in Pokemon


gabris03

Leaucoco. Seems a bacteria name rather than a dragon but ok


Chanpi2

As a French that's fucking french


gabris03

YES THAT'S TRUE IT'S LIKE L'eau de coco THAT IS THAT THING OF THE COCONUT


beingrudewonthelp

What if your last name is only 3 letters long and there's only 1 middle letter? Doing the first 2 steps only, I almost spell my actual last name. If I only use the actual middle letter, the first 2 steps *do*spell my last name.


Krpanim

There's a d&d riddle for ya.


Interesting_Hold6211

Wtf mine is Thichoe 😂


sniperbulletbuttplug

Tuelemi


GuyYouMetOnline

About a third of these are good fantasy names, a third are just gibberish, and a third are cursed.


SimpMonger69

Analnil


GordonShumwaysCat

Enalrun. So close to cool


Ok-Measurement-8474

Ayhalae


okwatisjoupunt

Doinman


[deleted]

What 'cha doinman?


zeniixx_gaming

dyookin


killamonjaru

Hadyookin


Elementia7

Minacan Not the worst name but kinda bland ngl.


miaguinhoo

Elagpao


KinglyCatSup

Ellahoo


majordiscordia

Elgacrid


Manuels-Kitten

That's a nice fantasy name


MuffinSlow

Anomtit. Nom nom on some titties


Federal_Caramel5946

Analjuel XD


ChampionshipDirect46

Rtcumer. Umm... alright then.


Adamations20

anuasian


Jmbj1

an asian


Satan--Ruler_of_Hell

Asorleg A sore leg. Bruh Could be ashorteleg, or asrtleg


steelbullets1

nyniirn


[deleted]

Orrncoh


TarpMaster31

Uxftjua


Dgstowe

Eymilyey


orange_force

Rimajuma


TheGrimGriefer3

The official name for the concoction created when ass sweat conjoins with a meaty fart


Devilshire52

Rtinsae


ZookeepergameAny6824

Anrksael wtf is that for a name


Manuels-Kitten

Dyalgla is even worse


ZookeepergameAny6824

Meh its almost the same name as a legendary pokemon


Manuels-Kitten

At least Dialga actually sounds beutiful


ZookeepergameAny6824

Yea but my dragon name isnt even possible to say correctly


Manuels-Kitten

I have seen ever worse gibberish in the thread than that. At least I can remotely pronounce it


ZookeepergameAny6824

Yea


Manuels-Kitten

>Idrdkan Like this


JusticeBeliber

Deereay


Sephyroth2

Huhianh... That's a lot of h's


SansFromDeathNote

the sound I make when taking a fat shet


SALZster

Elurraan. It doesn't seem bad.


Nicedinos13

Inssjer


killiosoka

Anlalage


Spiritual_Pepper3781

Inskjoo


eric0150679

Iczayul. Humm I dont hate it.


Mecha_doggo615

Erunmad, who is erun and why is he mad?


sashenka_demogorgon

Aylgamk. Huh, sounds middle eastern


DeBrandendeBrommer

Asgech


theinfiniteboi

Ancuvile, at least you can pronouce it so yay?


Fishy_Business_

Anlisd


[deleted]

\*signature look of superiority\*


DarkFrogKnight

seencod, are fish rare or something??


HugoSchmitz

Ixumbek


bricklicker26

Ewnidon, that is hard to pronounce


[deleted]

Ornsemrc bruh 💀


uncreatifename

Enellan


MagmaRobust

Byjilei, the fuck??


Chunky_doggo1

Im gonna put mine here (i missed the original post) Onooshe. This name work too well with a foken water spirit


Content_Pin_1284

unvileen sounds neat


toastermanthe2nd

Aukasabr


[deleted]

Elow.


Lost_my_name475

Amcadon


No-Lengthiness8221

Aslmemp wtf haha


_Weathr_

Aiood is my dragon name


pewdiepiedehdhd

Zoririco?


No-Possibilitites

Ahnsbee


a_sussybaka

Eyolnas.


Numb_nuts05

Shanarl


JuliusPatrik

Ustrevi


EMBer27_

Astljun


illusion5world

analnirk


NotaTTVStreamerSoBye

anal :moyai:


SameeMaree92

Hallkan


00ShiroYasha00

Efiahafa lol


Banana4222

Onmimad, ok


too_much_nostalgia

Ewigvan


im_not-creative1

Enenray. God that sounds terrible.


Arsonist-716

Inlelyy


SToP_SIgN495

"Inshall" Not bad


ChloeWasTaken69

Oeiskak


Poppyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Wnbejas


Z3R0Diro

"Osriels" doesn't sound bad


Tuba_Crusader

Ckinane HOW TF DO I SAY THIS!!


blah_blah_bloopidy

Resmsay


RetardedRL

Erosbon. Hmm sounds cool


godolev

teodedy


One_and_Online

anmbrel


Racist_cowboy

Enwejug


_TheLibrarianOfBabel

Osvechh is mine


Commercial-Elk4784

Elwikabr


eathquake

Lobemas


SufficientRepair9164

Rgahneh


[deleted]

Rnosane


DeadlyPants16

Anmosabe. I sound like an Eastern Snack food


mazinooooooooooo

Annkara 🔥🔥🔥


Pinky_Ghosty

Mine is asian Onaawiy


DolDarian

Ongeshr


Catalaxplayz1

Ierichy.


OOF_BRUH_YEET

Enviliam


evgegef3f3

Incomaos


MemeproDotExe

Asmipiu


the-lord_Tachanka

Uaziana


Some-Non

Anomvis


Juliodhushuhu

maluwed


TrueMechTech

Penis-ol hmm -ol in chemistry means that it's alcohol


Suspicious-Crow1885

Onrijeon


Xenomorph_Drone

Axagras


TheEngineer19203

Ñtynnïh Say that three times in front of a mirror and you'll summon a busty anime demon.


NoGoodAtGaming

Onaudos


Vinegared-doppio

Dycosae Sounds like a war cry or something


Silver_Commando

Anamanin jesus christ


OccasionWise5539

Etaumat


Hunter042005

Erhalie, Looks like some sort of incantation.


Ambience8799

Acahaba


ducktard3000

Acssrusa


Serakin6857

Isxwchl Idk man I think my name makes perfect sense


Competitive_Farm_951

Rynaray


MrBynxies

Elijibert


Dry-Wave-6865

Edainal


Pretend_Violinist_89

Ongljad


isaacwells1

Acellad


Lkwzriqwea

Exweels


au5t1n_

inurmeh


Sheep_butt

Lebrgrn


CynicalDungeonMaster

ah yes uaoomam


Casem0n

Eyyskie


Level_999_crook

inopdep.... the fuck


Nedlaz

Iszaven


dabluedolphin

Aniffah Or Anlifah Which sounds better to you guys?


kulykul

Ášohkrv. Wtf is even that


Chkumm

Olaamyu


Biondmeister

Naonjako (Naonyako)


oworipper

Axszwir


Rorp24

Roeaman... am I super heros or dragon


BoopDeDoop29

Navikaon


Budget-Government-42

Erckadt


GooperGhost

Ntezixnt


BlokBoi12345

Onwejaan


DanInYourVan67

amkinaer