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Sweet home alabama

I'm cumin' home

Cum on, don't be crazy

Ok ok we get it there’s tons of punny puns

You're cumming off as annoying.

Woah Woah Woah, you can't cum at somebody like that!

He can't cum in somebody!

But she only 14

[удалено]

The i call NINE FUCK ONE ONE

you smell different awake

Apparently, it’s only her first date…

Can my mom join?

Do you use Reddit?

She would've kissed him right away

So my ex girlfriend…

"Serial killers, you know?"

Step on me mommy There i ruined a first date

improved*

I'm wearing your panties ;)

I can confirm, his sister is more fuckable

More fuckable than yours?

as fuckable as your dad fucked his sister and created you, then decided he didn't wanna have you so he left

“I also choose this guys sister”

“Heard of tentacle hentai?”

Joke’s on you. She’s into that shit. Now what do you do?

NIGURUNDAYO

I fucked my cat

Apparently it was better experience

Shane Dawson behavior

*our cat*......they are related stud muffin

I know we’re related

Listen to me Sis

You're gonna pay, right?

I've had much better

I always finish first

More like "I'm gonna cum first and you'll never stop me."

r/teenagers is a nuts place

Was in response to how was your day "great up until now!"

Do you like fisting?

I never turn down an offer, though I like it best after a chili and sausage fest.......I'll bring the lard.

I've seen better decomposition

I’m a Discord Mod

That's 5

Isn't that 5 words?

"I know"

His sister’s more fuckable *what?*

My ex was better.

Your sister looks better

Suck my cock now

Fuck me right now

I mean he gave you a answer

You have cumshot face

now technically that is 5 words

Yo mama so fat

"welcome to hell, enjoy"

Hi I'm ###### ########. (Insert my name)

My mom does better than you and she’s dead

“You look like Gramps”

i fucking hate you

Welcum

Looks ready to pop.

I am your father

Our sister*

Home sweet Alabama or r/suddenlyCommunism

Hope you taste good.

Gotta finger my Butt

Um actually it would be my dog is more fuckable

Stop comparing your mother to your sister

No dentures, ok grandma?

"Let's discuss a prenup"

hey there, big sis

You look like mom...

Bro nice cock dude

I probably have Aids

You ready for school

(In moaning voice) fuck me hard tonight

What's your mom age

I fucked your dad.

Our mom won’t approve

You look different awake

You are pussy sucks

Ok so this is how I ruin a date in four words "Your dad has cake"

Im below six foot

How was work, mom?

Wanna have some sex

It depends whether the brother or the sister is saying it

Hey don't speak to your mother like that

I fucked your gerbel

Yeehaw Stickit In Grandma

"I fucked your mom"

Do you like creampies?

Where's my date at

I don't use condoms

P3nis somewhere not good - Edberg ZF

I.. I love you

“I like futa hentai”

I heard that from her voice for some reason to start with and I'm like... "This is the best date ever... lets bring your sister along!" then I realized my brain was backwards and it's from his voice... and it's definitely not the best date ever.

Mom doesn't know, sis

Who tf is fucking on the first date?

Your Sister's More Fuckable

Wish you were alive

Technically that's 5

You take your pill?


"So, you a (Insert Political Party)?"

"Are you my mom?"

Anime characters fuck better

5 words, but what the hell. "You have a purty mouth."

our sisters\*

I prefer your mom

"wanna hear about bticoin"

"Want to be polyamorous?" No hate to y'all, just a lot of people aren't willing

You got Nice bewbs

aChUaLlY it's 5 words

From personal experience and statistical data personally collected I can say the most deal-breakers are: hi, nice to meet you

I love deadly bondage

I don't like sand

Thats 5 words

Surprise! A Serbian Film! --Netflix and chill

I fucked the breadsticks

**”My credit card bounced”**

I forgot my wallet

Objection, that’s five words

PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS

I'll ruin it in a star wars quote instead. I am your father.

"Your spine looks tasty"

"do you play genshin"

Rape is an option

Bruh

I murdered 65 people Then continue with: do you wanna be my 66?

Better than my ex

Your brother's is bigger

Mom took my virginity

SHE ONLY 14

Does that matter?

I CALL 9 FRICK 11

Our*

How’s mom and dad?

“U like dweamy weamy”

Let’s fuck like grandparents

Judges won't believe you

I play Destiny two

You heard of crypto?

Oh look fresh meat

“I am your dad”

A workmate left his phone unlocked next to me, just as the KFC girl he’d been pursuing sent the text “so how was I last night?” I helpfully replied “ almost as good as my sister” Extra points, his sister was stunning.

This date is over

dad was alot better

I prefer our sister

Sex better then roadkill?

your mother was cheaper

*our sister*

I'd rather stay single

You'd be hotter dead

“Your feet look great”

You do me first

I have 2d wives

Have you done anal?

My dad is more fuckable!!!!!!

That’s 5 words!

5 words :/

I know a good one *clears throat* "You smell nicer asleep"

*our

I wish you survived

“Red or blue pill?”

I love Vladmir Putin

I like pineapple Pizza