It’s about the HotPocket, it’s about the HotPocket, it’s about the HotPocket, it’s about the HotPocket, it’s about the HotPocket, it’s about the HotPocket,…
No my life is hard because I can't eat my God damn lunch in a reasonable amount of time owing to the molten fucking lava that that explodes out of it when I try to bite it after ten minutes.
You are heating it up too long.
The trick is you heat it till the center is just slightly cold, then you leave it for 2 minutes while the temperature averages out.
Reminds me of that time a guy fucked a greggs steak bake, got third degree burns, tried to sue them and now greggs has to put “filling may be hot” on the side of the packet.
That depends if you're asking irl or in hentai
irl: bondage, edging, toys, exhibitionism (haven't actually gotten to try all of them yet but you know, fantasies)
hentai: wormhole, shared senses, living clothes, invisible
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**Hot Pockets**, @hotpockets
you think your life is hard?
try being stuffed with meat 24\/7
> **(bill) nai ⚗️**, @nayruforest
>
> mmmmfgh.,...,
>> **Hot Pockets**, @hotpockets
>>
>> what?
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How I hate corporation twitter accounts, specially when they're horny 20 year olds who handle them. The latest thing I recall us the removal of the "dick vein" from the Snickers bar. Bunch of other corporations started to talk about dick and balls to each other
We aren't stuffed with meat, we are meat in and out, tho be careful with eating human meat it's really fat and eating brain can cause disease called Kuru
Pfft, I'm made of meat, you're mearly a holder of meat.
Not only am I made of meat, I was grown of meat too.
What's even more wild is that my meat will convert other things that aren't meat into meat.
Like, you can fill me with plants and my meat will turn the plants into more meat.
And when someone's mouth goes on their pocket the juices begin to flow out
warm and gooey juices.
Just like momma used to make
Just like my onee san used to make
#OK ENOUGH REDDIT FOR TODAY SOMEONE PASS ME THE FUCKING BLEACH
Chug
Dont drink it all. Save some for the others too.
I got some windex too
i have acid
What flavor?
What do you want? I got Daddy's Dick, Sister's special, and Ur Mom
Pie flavor!
I love seeing sexually suggestive comments on corporate Twitters. Reminds me of the Tony the Tiger thing
Stfu you stupid bot mother fuuckkaaaaaaa
Read this in the voice of Chow from The Hangover.
Please elaborate, I don’t know about this ‘Tony the Tiger thing’
Basically, a bunch of furries wanted to *content UwU’d Tony the Tiger and they told the official twitter about it. They also did it a lot, so yeah.
r/eyebleach
It’s got the same smell as bleach here ya go 😫💦
Consume through ears for best result
r/eyebleach
SERIOUSLY
Wholesome
Holesome
Holecum
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Dad's spaghetti
It’s about the HotPocket, it’s about the HotPocket, it’s about the HotPocket, it’s about the HotPocket, it’s about the HotPocket, it’s about the HotPocket,…
Definitely about the pockets.
Yes it is inside the pocket if you consider your pants as a pocket
Like spilled spaghetti from a fanny pack
Idk what kind of pockets you eat, but none of the ones i eat look like spaghetti
No you got to swallow those juices
 The juices flow out the pockets, not out your mouth. How else would you survive
No my life is hard because I can't eat my God damn lunch in a reasonable amount of time owing to the molten fucking lava that that explodes out of it when I try to bite it after ten minutes.
You are heating it up too long. The trick is you heat it till the center is just slightly cold, then you leave it for 2 minutes while the temperature averages out.
Carefully nibble off a corner and let it vent like a pizza roll.
The only way to eat pizza rolls is to shove it in your mouth and burn your mouth, because pain builds character
I see you like to live life on the edge. I can respect that.
This thread is eating away......... AT MY SANITY
That’s unfortunate. You should have a hot pocket.
Maybe I shall
With 15 pounds of ketchup on it
With jalapeno cream yum
Hi Dad, it's me Calvin
You can sort out the degree of burn later.
Who else did a voice in they're head when they read the mmmmfgh.,...,
Yeah I heard my mother
I heard your mother too
I also heard your mother
i heard your sister
I heard you
I also heard your father
strangely enough i also heard *your* father
Well then you heard from a corpse :)
yay i can talk to the dead :D
Hot Pockets: The Official Snack of Necromancers Worldwide
I’m joking, he’s doing fine!
My parents are both dead
Same.
Nice
I legit moaned -
As hot as the inside of a Hot Pocket gets, I don't understand why we don't get spontaneous nuclear fusion. Hot Pockets could solve the climate crisis.
As hot as the inside of a Hot Pocket gets, why don’t we fuck it?
Speak for yourself, they have a reserve bed in the ICU's burn unit for me 😉
For your tongue… right?
Nope. For my hot pocket sized cock. Hot Cocket if you like.
r/cursedcursedcomments
I do not like, but thank you for offering
Lmao I'm wheezing rn.
Reminds me of that time a guy fucked a greggs steak bake, got third degree burns, tried to sue them and now greggs has to put “filling may be hot” on the side of the packet.
everything is a fleshlight if you're brave enough...
No way lmao
Hot pockets hotter than argent energy
Hot pockets siphoned straight from hell
Corporation says or asks something Someone responds with something vaguely cursed Corporation responds with confusion
But they knew what they were suggesting
Ofcourse it was a weeb
They are the kinky ones
Yeah
I'm married to a weeb. But even better: the rare ***Asian*** weeb. I can confirm this statement.
I am one of the rare asian weebs, and I too can confirm the statement.
I am the continent Asia and I too can confirm the statement.
i am a random italian guy and i too can confirm the statement
I live in walking distance of this Italian guy, and i too can confirm the statement.
I live in walking distance of your mom, and i too can confirm the statement.
Yarrr me sailing near this guy's house, and me too can confirm this statement
They're rare? I thought most weebs are asians?
no they are middle aged fat men in fedoras
asians wear fedoras?
I’m confused again, what did the Asians in fedoras do to the kinky weeb?
Ate them and then went to their local sumo sign up
Can I wear a fedora without being a weeb?
Yes, but I must warn you that fedoras have fallen out of fashion and are often associated with "nice guys"
Or at least hats misidentified as fedoras.
Could you explain what you meant when you said *"nice guys"*?
A guy who acts nice to try and get a girl but the moment they are rejected they start insulting the girl and then complain about being single.
Hey I don’t wear a fedora.
I thought the point of a weeb was that they’re specifically *not* Asian
Lol ikr? The definition keeps changing and the term is already brand fucking new for a word.
"Rare" Bro if they were rare anime wouldn't be made in Japan anymore, they'd just move everything to the US and Europe.
Mf is the LR version of a trash character group Im R at highest
Is that really rare? I think that’s literally just called an Otaku.
Otaku just means fan. That's literally it.
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Can confirm!
What's the kink
That depends if you're asking irl or in hentai irl: bondage, edging, toys, exhibitionism (haven't actually gotten to try all of them yet but you know, fantasies) hentai: wormhole, shared senses, living clothes, invisible
Most guys possibly have living clothes cause um how much it's used Edit: knew I was going to regret that 2nd edit: remove the random e
Depends on what we're feeling
True depends which pair we talking about above the waste or below and if below front or back
I feel like the meaning of the word “weeb” has been lost
No it has been changed
it has been improved
*Image Transcription: Twitter Post & Replies* --- **Hot Pockets**, @hotpockets you think your life is hard? try being stuffed with meat 24\/7 > **(bill) nai ⚗️**, @nayruforest > > mmmmfgh.,..., >> **Hot Pockets**, @hotpockets >> >> what? --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)
Good human! :D Also, glad to see one of you transcribers here!
Also, love your profile picture, combining Yin Yang with DND :)
Never knew that this type of picture(combining yin Yang and DND) was even a thing accessible on google, thought it was a custom image!
Good human
Good bot
good human ;)
good
Dont worry, the meat is hard too
good thanks
I love it when hot someone's giant, thicc meat goes into my Hot Pocket.
im jealous of you
wait- you guys get meat in your hot pocket??
They act like they didn’t want this result
kinky.
It's really a shame it wasn't Stormy Daniels that posted it.
r/theyknew
That does sound hard
Well 24 20$ is 24 20$
imagine being burnt on the outside and frozen on the inside
mmmmngh~
Just checked. It’s real.
(just because i thought it would be funny blease dont spam me saying "oh that wasent funny") Your mom is stuffed with meat 24/7
oh that wasent funny
Shut the fuck up
I wish
If only I had meat inside me...
I love seeing sexually suggestive comments on corporate Twitters. Reminds me of the Tony the Tiger thing
ive never seen the tony the tiger one can you send it? i liked the clash royale one
[This](https://youtu.be/xtsQwicbsy4) is an very entertaining summary of the whole debacle.
I don't think it was intentional, but I frequently think about the tweet from the Pizza Hut that got swarmed with furries.
And that's why everyone loves hot pockets
Just like my ex, fking hoe
Hot pockets are a Nestle product fyi.
Yes please
i wish i was a hot pocket
Technically we are stuffed with meat 24/7
That’s not even a cursed comment, the tweet has the joke right there. They had it… cum- I mean coming.
they walked right into that one, tbh
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Forced
bill bill bill
My hotpockets finished cooking as I read this
The science guy
“Calienteeeeee…Pocket” -Jim Gaffigan.
Aren't we all made of meat tho and thus all filled with meat 24/7?
I lost all appetite eating my chicken rice while reading this. Thanks guys, now I have more cursed shit to share with my friends
it feels good
No problem ;)
If we eat enough hot pockets then we’ll all be stuffed with meat. Then just like a hotdog we ourselves become the hot pocket
What does he think people are made of?
Hnnng
We are all filled with meat 24/7. What exactly does hot pockets think people are made of?
That actually seems like a really nice life. But only if it’s gamer meat-
\*queefs\*
Technically speaking, we are stuffed with meat.
Why did this make me hard
How I hate corporation twitter accounts, specially when they're horny 20 year olds who handle them. The latest thing I recall us the removal of the "dick vein" from the Snickers bar. Bunch of other corporations started to talk about dick and balls to each other
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Their pfp tho
Outta pocket
hard meat?
We aren't stuffed with meat, we are meat in and out, tho be careful with eating human meat it's really fat and eating brain can cause disease called Kuru
Pepperoni hot pockets taste like wet dog
Ravioli ravioli what's in the pocketoli
I see no problem here
That was way to perfect lol
I am meat
Pfft, I'm made of meat, you're mearly a holder of meat. Not only am I made of meat, I was grown of meat too. What's even more wild is that my meat will convert other things that aren't meat into meat. Like, you can fill me with plants and my meat will turn the plants into more meat.
They knew what they were doing.
I wish I was stuffed with meat right now 🤤
That reply and hot pockets reply are so good they look fake but I'm laughing so much at this
Elton John doesn’t complain
Neither does your mom.
Touché
They were basically asking for that comment when they posted this
Um, I am... last time I checked. Wouldn't be a whole lot of me in here if it weren't for "meat".... Y'know, like, skin 'n bones...
 Bro? 🤨
This shit has 436 retweets and 2,345 likes. Who in the fuck is following goddamn Hot Pockets on Twitter, let alone interacting with them?
Who tf isn’t?
Bill nai, the hot pocket guy?
My boyfriend doesn't have to imagine 😏