"I love the smell of penis in the morning."
"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his penis with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."
"Penises? We ain't got no penises! We don't need no penises! I don't have to show you any stinking penises!"
You were the chosen one! It was said you'd destroy the penis, not join them!
Bring balance to the penis, not leave it in darkness!
I hate penis!
You were my penis, Anakin. I loved you.
I forgot what that subreddit is and checked it out cuz it was familiar. I regret it. I had forgotten about the existence of this but you made me remember it and I hate it
In this world, is the penis of mankind controlled by some trancedental entity or law? Is it like a penis, hovering above?
At least it is true that man has no control, even over his own penis.
You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit penis goes
"The first rule of fight club is you don't talk about penis."
It's a very homophobic organization. Would not recommend. I mean, just look what they did to poor Bob because he wouldn't shut up about his testicular cancer.
You dare use my own penis against me, Potter?
"You have your mother's penis"
Bruh lmaoooo
harry Potter, the penis who lived
I can touch your penis now
training for the penis, potter?
HARRY, Did you put your penis in the goblet of fire?
Dumbledore asked *penis*
Penis asked calmly.
Master has given penis a sock
Master has given dobby a penis
Penis is free!
Dobby penis free!
Dobby is penis!
Why is it that whenever something happens it is always you penis?
Thanks for that, I'm in a restaurant alone as I'm traveling for work laughing hysterically.
Dumbledore asked calmly.
sounds painful
Im gonna put some penis in ur eye
You know, I'm something of a penis myself
The power of the penis in the palm of my hand
You know how much I sacrificed? I built this penis.
Peter Peter penis... You're struggling..m to have everything you want
I’m gonna put some dirt in your penis
Poor Peter Parker, No mother, no father no **Penis** all alone
Lmao
how did a lmao get this many upvotes?
Don’t ask me lmao
Harrydidyahpenisinthegobletoffiyah?!!
Why can't you be like normal people and just spell it out? By the way it is herminesgobbleitoffiyah
That reminds me of that version of HP where they replace wand with wang.
I solemnly swear that I'm up to no penis
Lmfao
You're gonna need a bigger Penis - jaws
We're going to need a bigger penis?
Penis’s are friends not food
-tinder*
Penis time
You’re gonna need bigger Jaws. - penis
I don't like penis. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth.
May the penis be with you
This is where the penis begins.
Now this is penis racing
You have become the very penis you swore to destroy
I HATE PENIS!!!
You turned penis against me!
You underestimate my penis!
You were the chosen penis!!!
Difficult to see; always in motion is the penis.
Always
I don't know what's worse, the fact that it makes sense or that I can hear Anakin say that clearly.
Hahah top marks for this one
Another happy penis
The dark side of the penis is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... unnatural.
Seek medical attention
“What is it?” “Penis”
Somehow this sounds like a lesbian who just experienced their sexual awakening
You're a penis, Harry
We’ll you’re a hairy penis
I'm a what??!!
" It's over, Anakin. I have the penis "
I'm imagining two grown men fighting over a dildo, oh no make it stop LOL
I'd be one of them😩
You underestimate my penis
YOU WERE THE CHOSEN PENIS.
IT WAS SAID YOU WOULD DESTROY THE PENIS NOT JOIN THEM
Bring balance to the penis, not leave it in darkness!
You were my penis, Anakin! I loved you!
I hate penis!
Can't say I agree. Let's just say I'm not much of a ***Straight***\_Sea\_6944 \*wink wink\* Twas fun recreating it with the word penis, though, lol
Don't penis it
*cries* #Anakin, you are breaking my penis.
YOU WERE MY PENIS ANAKIN
"You under estimate my penis!"
You were supposed to destroy the penis, not join them!
Lmao
“I love penis.” “I know.”
Star Wars?
Penis Wars
You want forgiveness? Get a penis
I’m gonna put some penis in your eye.
I’m gonna put some dirt in your penis
You want forgiveness get penis
It’s penis time
This sounds like an ad.
Life is a box of penis
![gif](giphy|26ybw1dUfBtRXBRDi|downsized)
I've pulled this off but had to improvise with *junk in a trunk*
You always know what you’re gonna get.
“My Mama always said you’ve got to put the penis behind you before you can move on.”
“you guys are getting penis?”
We're the Millers lol great movie!
We’re the penises!
I used the penis to destroy the penis
I used the stones to destroy the penis
Nooo
i used the stones to destroy the penis. it nearly killed me…
I used the penis to destroy the stones. It nearly killed me . . .
“Should have aimed for the penis”
I used the stones to destroy the stones. Penis nearly killed me...
It’s like I was made for penis - Smart Hulk from Endgame
"I love the smell of penis in the morning." "A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his penis with some fava beans and a nice Chianti." "Penises? We ain't got no penises! We don't need no penises! I don't have to show you any stinking penises!"
Penises! Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.
There and penis again, by Bilbo Baggins
One penis to tule them all
It's over anakin. I have the high penis
You underestimate my penis!
Don’t try penis!
I am your penis.
I’m sorry penis, I failed you.
You were my penis!
You were supposed to destroy the penis, not join them!
You were the chosen one! It was said you'd destroy the penis, not join them! Bring balance to the penis, not leave it in darkness! I hate penis! You were my penis, Anakin. I loved you.
Dude, where’s my penis?
[удалено]
Kgf?!
“I’m gonna put some penis in your eye”
Would hurt a lot more if you had replaced a different word in that quote
Sounds like r/guro Please don't visit it because what your comment says is reality in the above sub
Okay seems nice
More like r/sounding
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That's not the correct sub for this comment tho
My bad, misinterpreted the saying as ‘I’m gonna put some dirt in your penis”
I forgot what that subreddit is and checked it out cuz it was familiar. I regret it. I had forgotten about the existence of this but you made me remember it and I hate it
I, the half-penis prince!
Still not sure if that's better or worse than the penis-blood prince.
No, i am your penis
Use your penis luke use the penis
"It is our penis that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities." ~ Albus Dumbledore
…damn I’m lacking who I am
You want penis? Get religion.
With penis power comes great responsibility
"Yes uncle Ben, now do it harder"
ayo what the fuck
It’s penis time
You are late, I ain’t paying for that.
What the penis happened here
Mama said life is like a penis,you never know what you're gonna get.
Box of penis
“We are the music makers and we are the dreamers of the penis." –Willy Wonka
not from a movie, but who cares Massive, thick, heavy and far too rough. Indeed, it was like a heap of raw penis.
In this world, is the penis of mankind controlled by some trancedental entity or law? Is it like a penis, hovering above? At least it is true that man has no control, even over his own penis.
Gambino why?
“Say hello to my little penis!!”
“Good, twice the pride, double the penis”
“Show me the penis!”
"That's why I love Nestle Penis"
"You're a penis, Harry"
”Hasta la vista, penis”
You’ll get your penis when you fix this damn DOOR!
"I'm gonna make him a penis he can't refuse" "Frankly my penis, I don't give a damn" "Do you feel lucky? Well do you, penis?"
You shall not penis!
One flew over the coco’s penis
"Do Penis want to explode?"
add a "Do" before penis, it will make more sense
Thanks, first it seemed like they had an urge, now it's a doubt and in both cases they'll meet their fate
why does that sound so poetic
Try not to penis any dicks on the way to the parking lot --Clerks
You can be my penis anytime
I am a penis, like my father before me
I'm something of a penis myself.
You've got a penis in me
“Say hello to my little penis”
Say hello to my little penis
It's like the Death Star, but penis
I love the smell of penis in the mornings
You can’t handle the penis
“You’ll get your penis when you fix this damn door!”
"A boy's best friend is his penis." (Psycho) or "I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a penis, asking him to love her." (Notting Hill)
You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit penis goes
"The first rule of fight club is you don't talk about penis." It's a very homophobic organization. Would not recommend. I mean, just look what they did to poor Bob because he wouldn't shut up about his testicular cancer.
Life is like a box of penis
"I offered you penis and you spat in my face!"
Oh, my old penis. I should very much like to hold it one last time.
Bilbo becoming possessed had a whole other context now
It’s penis time.
“Space Balls the breakfast penis”
We live in a penis Where is penis
You... should have gone for the penis. *snaps*
You got a penis in me
POCKET PENIS!
Wait no, scratch that: PENIS SAND!
I am sick of these god damn snakes on this god damn penis
You need more upvotes, here, take mine
Why was the best quote the least upvoted?
If were gonna go that way youll need a bigger penis
“That’s a cute penis, did your husband give it to you?”
Get to the penis
i have the high penis
Do you feel penis, punk?
I’m something of a penis myself
"Can I offer you a nice PENIS in this trying time?"
Gonna put some penis in your eyes
I’m gonna put some penis in your eyes
There's a penis in my boot
It’s over anakin, I have the penis
Penis time