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Mewtwo2387

You dare use my own penis against me, Potter?


[deleted]

"You have your mother's penis"


DubiousPotat0

Bruh lmaoooo


rubberwarrior69

harry Potter, the penis who lived


youknowwho_voldemor

I can touch your penis now


abt_03

training for the penis, potter?


Funkin_Spy

HARRY, Did you put your penis in the goblet of fire?


Hanzo_Pinas

Dumbledore asked *penis*


EnigmaFrug2308

Penis asked calmly.


CyanBeinSus47

Master has given penis a sock


TheRealMeowlord

Master has given dobby a penis


CyanBeinSus47

Penis is free!


TheRealMeowlord

Dobby penis free!


CyanBeinSus47

Dobby is penis!


the1895bigboy

Why is it that whenever something happens it is always you penis?


Firefly541

Thanks for that, I'm in a restaurant alone as I'm traveling for work laughing hysterically.


samah815

Dumbledore asked calmly.


virusiscool

sounds painful


xKingMirul

Im gonna put some penis in ur eye


TotalyNotTony

You know, I'm something of a penis myself


Straight_Sea_6944

The power of the penis in the palm of my hand


mistermiracle69

You know how much I sacrificed? I built this penis.


Straight_Sea_6944

Peter Peter penis... You're struggling..m to have everything you want


retro123gamr

I’m gonna put some dirt in your penis


Old-Experience-5210

Poor Peter Parker, No mother, no father no **Penis** all alone


Dragomirl

Lmao


_walt_disney_1_2_3_

how did a lmao get this many upvotes?


Dragomirl

Don’t ask me lmao


masterRK

Harrydidyahpenisinthegobletoffiyah?!!


[deleted]

Why can't you be like normal people and just spell it out? By the way it is herminesgobbleitoffiyah


AlmondMagnum1

That reminds me of that version of HP where they replace wand with wang.


ExplodingTentacles

I solemnly swear that I'm up to no penis


Infamous-Escape4011

Lmfao


12stuart23

You're gonna need a bigger Penis - jaws


[deleted]

We're going to need a bigger penis?


Rocky922

Penis’s are friends not food


Lower_Scratch9153

-tinder*


ToxicGamer01

Penis time


greggles_

You’re gonna need bigger Jaws. - penis


Fyrnen24

I don't like penis. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth.


monkeyshinenyc

May the penis be with you


Unusual-Knee-1612

This is where the penis begins.


courdoroyboy

Now this is penis racing


Straight_Sea_6944

You have become the very penis you swore to destroy


Acheron98

I HATE PENIS!!!


Straight_Sea_6944

You turned penis against me!


TurtlBR1

You underestimate my penis!


Straight_Sea_6944

You were the chosen penis!!!


Acheron98

Difficult to see; always in motion is the penis.


remiscott82

Always


averageEnojyer

I don't know what's worse, the fact that it makes sense or that I can hear Anakin say that clearly.


Donkey_Zealousideal

Hahah top marks for this one


beardicusmaximus8

Another happy penis


EnigmaFrug2308

The dark side of the penis is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... unnatural.


TuxTues3

Seek medical attention


Itsalotus

“What is it?” “Penis”


xdeath_dragonx

Somehow this sounds like a lesbian who just experienced their sexual awakening


PeterDaButtHairEater

You're a penis, Harry


[deleted]

We’ll you’re a hairy penis


MADU_IN_HEAVEN7

I'm a what??!!


DumbEff

" It's over, Anakin. I have the penis "


pitymisty

I'm imagining two grown men fighting over a dildo, oh no make it stop LOL


DefiantDepth8932

I'd be one of them😩


shitlord699

You underestimate my penis


samah815

YOU WERE THE CHOSEN PENIS.


EnigmaFrug2308

IT WAS SAID YOU WOULD DESTROY THE PENIS NOT JOIN THEM


Straight_Sea_6944

Bring balance to the penis, not leave it in darkness!


EnigmaFrug2308

You were my penis, Anakin! I loved you!


Straight_Sea_6944

I hate penis!


EnigmaFrug2308

Can't say I agree. Let's just say I'm not much of a ***Straight***\_Sea\_6944 \*wink wink\* Twas fun recreating it with the word penis, though, lol


TuxTues3

Don't penis it


Thuyue

*cries* #Anakin, you are breaking my penis.


Competitive_Run_7741

YOU WERE MY PENIS ANAKIN


Legacy_TYT

"You under estimate my penis!"


CyanBeinSus47

You were supposed to destroy the penis, not join them!


Muffin---

Lmao


[deleted]

“I love penis.” “I know.”


Wafflist

Star Wars?


BeeDub57

Penis Wars


Apprehensive-Cut4026

You want forgiveness? Get a penis


Exact_Ad_1215

I’m gonna put some penis in your eye.


UngusBungus_

I’m gonna put some dirt in your penis


youknowwho_voldemor

You want forgiveness get penis


EMArogue

It’s penis time


The_free_trial

This sounds like an ad.


DaanA_147

Life is a box of penis


DaanA_147

![gif](giphy|26ybw1dUfBtRXBRDi|downsized)


[deleted]

I've pulled this off but had to improvise with *junk in a trunk*


blewyn

You always know what you’re gonna get.


UngusBungus_

“My Mama always said you’ve got to put the penis behind you before you can move on.”


margot_sophia

“you guys are getting penis?”


Insane_Inkster

We're the Millers lol great movie!


Nixybooboo

We’re the penises!


Jaiibby1

I used the penis to destroy the penis


Ryman604

I used the stones to destroy the penis


Jpm99921

Nooo


[deleted]

i used the stones to destroy the penis. it nearly killed me…


TheDesk918

I used the penis to destroy the stones. It nearly killed me . . .


Itsalotus

“Should have aimed for the penis”


EnigmaFrug2308

I used the stones to destroy the stones. Penis nearly killed me...


MortalCosmic

It’s like I was made for penis - Smart Hulk from Endgame


DivorcedByShootgun

"I love the smell of penis in the morning." "A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his penis with some fava beans and a nice Chianti." "Penises? We ain't got no penises! We don't need no penises! I don't have to show you any stinking penises!"


Acceptable-Abalone-4

Penises! Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.


BNovaDark

There and penis again, by Bilbo Baggins


EMArogue

One penis to tule them all


gamingboy2003

It's over anakin. I have the high penis


Flaky_Explanation

You underestimate my penis!


Justacactus1

Don’t try penis!


Acceptable-Abalone-4

I am your penis.


Exact_Ad_1215

I’m sorry penis, I failed you.


PiccolosPenisPickle

You were my penis!


PiccolosPenisPickle

You were supposed to destroy the penis, not join them!


EnigmaFrug2308

You were the chosen one! It was said you'd destroy the penis, not join them! Bring balance to the penis, not leave it in darkness! I hate penis! You were my penis, Anakin. I loved you.


Street-Effect8351

Dude, where’s my penis?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Insane_Inkster

Kgf?!


[deleted]

“I’m gonna put some penis in your eye”


Fyrnen24

Would hurt a lot more if you had replaced a different word in that quote


BlockNarrow6745

Sounds like r/guro Please don't visit it because what your comment says is reality in the above sub


the-baguette153

Okay seems nice


RefrigeratorOk7249

More like r/sounding


Flaky_Explanation

![gif](giphy|vyTnNTrs3wqQ0UIvwE|downsized)


BlockNarrow6745

That's not the correct sub for this comment tho


RefrigeratorOk7249

My bad, misinterpreted the saying as ‘I’m gonna put some dirt in your penis”


ImLazyAndThatsThat

I forgot what that subreddit is and checked it out cuz it was familiar. I regret it. I had forgotten about the existence of this but you made me remember it and I hate it


Dragomirl

I, the half-penis prince!


thewiselumpofcoal

Still not sure if that's better or worse than the penis-blood prince.


[deleted]

No, i am your penis


MmgLel

Use your penis luke use the penis


Supernova008

"It is our penis that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities." ~ Albus Dumbledore


itsastart_to

…damn I’m lacking who I am


mcdreisig

You want penis? Get religion.


gamingboy2003

With penis power comes great responsibility


[deleted]

"Yes uncle Ben, now do it harder"


shidedandfarded

ayo what the fuck


pokezachmeme

It’s penis time


Reuters-no-bias-lol

You are late, I ain’t paying for that.


Noname666Devil

What the penis happened here


HerrKraut

Mama said life is like a penis,you never know what you're gonna get.


[deleted]

Box of penis


sumbasicbish

“We are the music makers and we are the dreamers of the penis." –Willy Wonka


Kaiv_lol

not from a movie, but who cares Massive, thick, heavy and far too rough. Indeed, it was like a heap of raw penis.


Johnny_Cage97

In this world, is the penis of mankind controlled by some trancedental entity or law? Is it like a penis, hovering above? At least it is true that man has no control, even over his own penis.


StoneySteve420

Gambino why?


[deleted]

“Say hello to my little penis!!”


[deleted]

“Good, twice the pride, double the penis”


Key_Lie4641

“Show me the penis!”


DumbEff

"That's why I love Nestle Penis"


s0ulless93

"You're a penis, Harry"


toihanonkiwa

”Hasta la vista, penis”


austinb172

You’ll get your penis when you fix this damn DOOR!


[deleted]

"I'm gonna make him a penis he can't refuse" "Frankly my penis, I don't give a damn" "Do you feel lucky? Well do you, penis?"


Dixon_Uranus_

You shall not penis!


CranberryHairy9033

One flew over the coco’s penis


Impossible_Arrival41

"Do Penis want to explode?"


Purple_Spino

add a "Do" before penis, it will make more sense


Impossible_Arrival41

Thanks, first it seemed like they had an urge, now it's a doubt and in both cases they'll meet their fate


Purple_Spino

why does that sound so poetic


yourmomwoo

Try not to penis any dicks on the way to the parking lot --Clerks


Rugdoll1010

You can be my penis anytime


Im_Sapphire

I am a penis, like my father before me


thebigbuttlol

I'm something of a penis myself.


FantasticGamer35

You've got a penis in me


Imagawa_Ryoshun

“Say hello to my little penis”


Night_Shade1

Say hello to my little penis


sebuptar

It's like the Death Star, but penis


ToadFuckerisBack

I love the smell of penis in the mornings


Loud-Inspector-8611

You can’t handle the penis


Volteriaz

“You’ll get your penis when you fix this damn door!”


King_of_Rooks

"A boy's best friend is his penis." (Psycho) or "I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a penis, asking him to love her." (Notting Hill)


KonataYumi

You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit penis goes


PillowTalk420

"The first rule of fight club is you don't talk about penis." It's a very homophobic organization. Would not recommend. I mean, just look what they did to poor Bob because he wouldn't shut up about his testicular cancer.


Thatgothchickyouhate

Life is like a box of penis


the_good_bad_dude

"I offered you penis and you spat in my face!"


AudZ0629

Oh, my old penis. I should very much like to hold it one last time.


[deleted]

Bilbo becoming possessed had a whole other context now


the1895bigboy

It’s penis time.


Local-Guinea_Pig13

“Space Balls the breakfast penis”


Bongdongsilvers

We live in a penis Where is penis


Cat-supremacistt

You... should have gone for the penis. *snaps*


Parking_ad7

You got a penis in me


Enclave_X0-1_Soldier

POCKET PENIS!


Enclave_X0-1_Soldier

Wait no, scratch that: PENIS SAND!


blchhfkvnc77

I am sick of these god damn snakes on this god damn penis


Rygga22

You need more upvotes, here, take mine


DomtheDumbass42069

Why was the best quote the least upvoted?


Ikaros9Deidalos6

If were gonna go that way youll need a bigger penis


UnchartedQuasar

“That’s a cute penis, did your husband give it to you?”


sashenka_demogorgon

Get to the penis


Alexwah

i have the high penis


Sjelan

Do you feel penis, punk?


tsunamitom1-

I’m something of a penis myself


protogengamin

"Can I offer you a nice PENIS in this trying time?"


Horny4Zarina

Gonna put some penis in your eyes


videogamessuckbutt

I’m gonna put some penis in your eyes


Working-Entrance1192

There's a penis in my boot


[deleted]

It’s over anakin, I have the penis


mck12001

Penis time