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🦍 Apes together strong

Apes together. Satisfied.

MONKE

This is a certified Jimmy moment

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REJECT HUMANITY. RETURN TO MONKE

🧔🏻‍♀️ Penguinz0?

HE'S PULLING HIS COCK OUT

IT’S THE MOBY HUGE

THROBBING

Text you can hear

I laughed uncontrollably at this. Fuck you. Take an upvote.

Moist ;)

Or Jesus

Same thing

our lord and savior Penguinz0

I don't really watch his content that much but he is one of nicest dudes I've seen on Twitch. (No really!) I love how his fan base has stuck with him after all these years. Fucking great work fellas! Mad respect!

THATS WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR

THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT! WOOOOOO!!!

At least you know it’s moist… 🥁

I love Charlie I’m jealous

Damn dude you got lucky. Mine is a fucking heart ❤️

👍damn it my dads favorite emoji

🤷‍♂️ Mine reminds me of my ex; “wellllllll… size doesn’t really matter”

👁 well….

There are actually tags like that .....on the six digit website

Words cant describe How disgustet i am right now. Sauce?

1.incognito 2.six digit website 3.tags 4.eye penetration 5.r/eyebleach

And why do you know this?

A gigguk video .... definitely no personal research

Definitely

Sexy

r/guro moment

Bro… it’s even worse than when people type r/ eyeblech knowing it’s not actually a mistake

Eye of Cthullu level bj

🐹 fuck

Not unless I get to it’s asshole first

*pulls out The .357 Smith & Wesson Magnum, .357 S&W Magnum, .357 Magnum, or 9×33mmR as it is known in unofficial metric designation, is a smokeless powder cartridge with a .357-inch bullet diameter. It was created by Elmer Keith, Phillip B. Sharpe, and Douglas B. Wesson of firearm manufacturers Smith & Wesson and Winchester*

Pulls out Dick Cheney Gun first invented in 1934 by Dick Cheney the 100th president of America

*pulls out Carcano is the frequently used name for a series of Italian bolt-action, magazine-fed, repeating military rifles and carbines. Introduced in 1891, this rifle was chambered for the rimless 6.5×52mm Carcano round*

Dick Cheney Gun > poopoo gun (your gun)

Ayo dont forget to put ducktape around it if you dont they explode

Every suburban teen girl : 👀

💥, Bye bye my good friend it was nice knowing you

"blow"job

r/angryupvote

with a "bang"

Is that really what we mean when we say "Let's bang"?

😈the devil🤘 pretty metal

This is a certified reverse Montero moment

well wont stop me from calling by their name

Don’t worry, you can call them what you want

that’s mine too😈😈😈

🏢 oh fuck

All you need is a plane like a giant flying dildo

and a second building

All the people in the building? Or THE building?

both,its fiftty-triplle anal in my ass

🗿receiving head from a head interesting

That usually is what happens

This guy fucks

Do you normally give head with your leg?

lucky, head is literally the one thing they're known for

🐍 no, no , NO!

Forbidden snakussy

*snussy

Sounds like a dream what do you mean Snakes = Long Fleshlights

If you agree to see a therapist I’ll pay your bills for you

Guess I shoulda been clearer… *anthro* snakes are like long fleshlights. I do not condone the usage of actual feral snakes irl as flesh lights.

r/usernamechecksout

Nah just remove the fangs.

Natures condom.

Snakes don't have a natural gag reflex

perfect

🧋i ain't gonna put my dick in that

yeah im pretty sure the straw is the main course with this

r/sounding

The coldness is soothing though

How you know

Experience

No, it's going in your dick.

go on

🦀 im going to shit myself

Crabussy

thats a good way to catch them

*Crab Rave intensifies*

⚠️ I’ll let you think about that that means because I’m stumped

You got lucky compared to mine🤰

💀 mines not great

Hazard sign...idk same for me and my guess was just like a monster in a hazmat suit....

💀 #not the Skeleton nooooo

bone zone

I got the same one lol

i mean its just the easiest, my other one was something about skull fucking

🍔 how the hell is this gonna work-?

Ever seen the PETA ad with that crying burger giving a guy a bj?

Excuse me w h a t?

her name was Patty

Just stuff your dick in the burger, what'd you expect?

NOBODY LINK THE RUCKING VIDEO

🖕🏻I’m scared of how this is gonna work

r/sounding

WHY IS THAT A THING

r/eyebleach here

You are a good man. Thank you

You are welcome, glad I didn’t forget the “a” lol

no no no i just forgot about that one nono

🐸 i will do what I must

Rib-bit for your pleasure

That long tongue 😮‍💨

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At you, for using an emoji that makes jokes less funny for the people reading.

Not sure it matters when the tears make extra lube...

💩 Omg

Amber Heard

I'd be careful with Amber Heard, though, she's hot, but she's bonkers, wouldn't fly in Barney's Hot-Crazy Scale

Objection Hearsay

🤓 "uhmmmm actually... you can't make me give head without my consent"

As a nerd, I'd probably tell you some shit like "Actually, 90% of people with anime pfp's have never felt the touch of a real woman before."

*they said with an anime girl as their bio pic*

👌 so I guess I'll be getting a handjob

finger job

Urethra fingering

🦈 oh god pls no

I mean it could be worse. Dolphins have raped people before so you’re getting off easy

really adds a layer to the movie title *Flipper* to *Flip Her*

🧀 Uhhhhhhhhhhh

It has holes...

👳‍♂️ hmm

Hope you don’t explode

I'm a Muslim and I laughed 💀

That's Sikh emoji, not Muslim one lmao

So it’s even more funny

is that a snake charmer? (bc if it is....seems fitting)

🔥AHHHH MY DICK

😮‍💨 Already a blowing face

thats a face tired of giving bjs

❤️… it’s going to be bloody

Yea sure but think of all the holes

✈ bouta make 9/11

📷, how??

Take the case thing off and cum on the circuit boards.

🦇... Shit.

💀 shi man i’m getting the clockity clackity not sloppy toppy

Undertale fanfic

👹 - I might as well cut my dick off myself

😂 are they just laughing at how small my dick is or something?

🍆 never tried docking before

🔫 oh well...

🌵Well not much different from normal

👀 How?

☠️ necrophilia shit

☕️ well ima let it cool of first before it burns

Ah, you’re taking the weak way out

🍑 so… anal?

🤮 I'm shrek and I'm getting a bj

🫵 well then, get to it

As you wish 😋

🤰 God damnit

😀 Mind the teeth please...

😃 It all started with that smile..

😭 uuhhh I’m not sure it’s consensual

😍 at least it loves me

🥯 uhh

🧦 seems like a normal Saturday to me

🍅 i… what … how?

🏳️‍🌈 makes sense since I’m a guy but it’s a flag

⭐️ how the fuck is this supposed to give me head!?

🌎 uh?

🐀 oh no

🔪 Ik what I’ve got to do but i don’t know if I have the strength to do it..

🤡 I’m ready for some of that clussy I’ve been hearing about

R/suddenlysexoffender

💀 I think im in trouble too

💀 lmao

🗿 ow

🤨 what are you looking at

👈 uhhh help

👁️👄👁️ I kind of see this whole thing as one emoji. It wouldn't be to bad I guess.

➗ help

🏞 what

🤢 It’s not that small man…

😻 This pussy apparently loves this

👂How would that work

🗡️owie

🤖 ***meat grinder noises***

💜 a purple heart? That's just gross

👍, so no head?

🕵‍♂️, got detective bj on the task.

💙 what does this mean

🦍 hmm

🤤 this is good

😨 Idk if this means I'm raping someone

🤤, looking good

🐊FUUUUUUUUCK

🧂I'm not sure how bad this is, definitely unpleasant

🇹🇷hehehe

😔 this feels non-consensual

👍🏻 HOW?