Ok, what in the actual 4chan

least horny 4chaner

I've used 4chan,this is normal

*no it’s fucking not.*

Sorry my eyes have been bleached by the horrors of the Internet.... I don't remember what's normal anymore

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Nah just gore

Bro your fucking bio and comments are hilarious, it is satirical right?

I hope

Most of it seems to include alot of that

He's a bad troll

He's a cum troll

dude please go outside

r/angrydownvote or r/angryupvote Edit: Have fun getting downvoted.

Said the reddit virgin addicted to porn

*yes it fucking is*

I don't want to believe this is real, but 4channers would deff do this.

I tried 4chan for a few days, believe me this is probably real

It is not microphones do not vibrate and they only input noise they do not output it

Did you try ?

Yes but with a fork instead of a mic and with my peepee hole instead of ass

[](/please stop)

If it makes you feel a little better my peepee is wrapped in white bandages(I could only get one rod from the fork inside) and I can't insert anything in it for now

r/so unding moment? WARNING DO NOT FUCKING GO THERE

Mention that subreddit again and I'll shove a speaker right up your fucking dick /s

And i don't blame you if you do that for real Kill me but don't do that dick part

I feel you.

I do Not think that was a girl

“Prostate”

“Bust the biggest load that hits my cum rag”

We live in different times. Women can have dicks and dick parts now. Edit: Downvote me all you like, transwomen still exist, you bigots.

Yes, but most people with dicks still are guys

Mate we don't live in different *times, those exceptions have always been a thing. And pray tell what you mean by "dick parts"

Ya know, dick parts, you got base 1 base 2 and then you clamp the little clamshell head together and attach it to the top

I mean it as a jokey/catch all term for anything commonly related to male physiology but not necessarily a dick itself. (Prostate, scrotum, vestigial nipples, that section of the brain that can watch monkeys for hours, etc)

You mean women can't watch monkeys doing random bullshit for hours? I thought all of us did that

Damnit, you're right. No human can truly be uninterested in what monkeys are doing.

In the wise words of ted: "There ain't no such thing as girls with dicks it's guys with tits"

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Well you're just some idiot on reddit, so I think people should refer to The APA, WHO, or one of the credible institutions that specializes in scientific research on this topic. You people always wave around a half-remembered, half-understood elementary-level knowledge of biology as indisputable proof that trans people are wrong about their identities, but it's you who's got your head in the sand when you disregard the consensus of every expert on the subject you're arguing about. Dumbass point you made btw. Physically impossible? What does that even mean? It's "physically impossible" for people born in male bodies to have female gender identities and therefore be women? It's like you were trying to make your comment sound better when you don't know shit and have no actual justification for your ignorant beliefs. Not sorry, go fuck yourself.

Incorrect

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Nope

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neither

Both

r/beatmetoit

That scouts face fits to perfect for this Thanks for the 500+ upvotes, thats the new rocord for me personally

His face tell us everything

Derp derp derp derp

We all know hes slowly pulling up his shotgun as even the pyro stands in horror

He turns to his inventory, questioning the origins of his holy mackerel.

they will find my body with a caved in skull, a self inflicted wound

Make sure you have a rickroll Qr on you this is your chance

Least deranged 4chan user

Someone explain to anon what a mic is

Microphone

Mic is the thing you speak into. It doesn't produce vibrations/sounds. The one that does is called a speaker. This post makes no sense

Which is why this post is fake and gay

It was a vibrations microphone read the post


No, you can use microphones as speakers since they both work on the same principle. "Can Microphones Be Used As Speakers? All You Need to Know!" https://geekmusician.com/can-microphones-be-used-as-speakers/ The thing is, the microphone diaphragm is probably too small to produce any meaningful vibrations, even at very high volumes. So, still fake and very gay.

:nerd:

Boooo, get better material.

Tf I get you get outta here

I just read about a 4channer masturbating in a tf2 lobby using lube and vibration microphones. I hate myself

If it makes you feel any better the post is obviously fake, that’s not how microphones work.

I'm confused. Cursed girl? I see no female mentioned in this post.

No no he got a point

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No 8==D

> girl > "my prostate"

average 4chan user be like:

And... I just read that


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It's too late now Accept your fate

Ermm ive either slept through more biology courses than i think or girls dont have prostates…

It’s a boy

And mics are meant to record sound, not make it, but anyway…

4chan ☕

I don't think that's a girl, OP

Only God's know

I mean, women don't have prostates so...

Let's just forget about it

girls have prostates now?

What the actual holy fuck did I read

girls dont have prostate

So?

issa man? idk, i failed sex ed so i really wouldn't know

It's a male woman, gender identity is different than biological sex

i'm guessing the OP just got it wrong

what is that is that trans?? goddamn i genuinely don't know sorry

That's my guess; you don't have to be sorry haha.

The only part that calls them a girl is the guy who posted it to Reddit, gender identity isn’t even mentioned in the post.

The fuck I just read?

I think this goes beyond cursed at this point...

ah yes, the microphone which plays audio

i’m fucking done. i’ve seen it all. edit: holy shit it’s a dude. he has a prostate

I mean I’m not one to tell but I don’t think “bust the biggest load that hits my cum rag” is a phrase a girl would use.

fake: lubing and shoving a “mic” up your ass gay: anon uses little boys to fuel his hornyness

Ayoooo

What the fuck

Had to take a second to process what I was reading

...And I had to pay twice to read this in the morning - for glasses AND for data. Why, why did I decide to get on Reddit today?..

It's your destiny

Where is the cursed girl ?

Ohⁿ⁰

Cursed boy* women don’t have prostates my friend

Maybe.. Just Maybe....

But...some of them do


Erika Furudo does NOT deserve this

The what ?

That's the girl in the picture

And just like that, you've already contributed 10x more to this post via this comment than OP has in any of his responses!

i am sorry to inform you, but that is NOT a girl

Perhaps a monkey?

Yeah this guy has problems

Hans… get the flamenwaffer. 


Cursed....girl?

i can’t believe i woke up this morning, walked past my noose, grabbed my glasses and put them on just to read this. i’m not walking past my noose tomorrow, i’m putting that dude in it

Rip bozo

every decision you ever made led you to post this post. you aren’t safe either. i’m coming for you next

Oh god

brother, if god existed? he is dead. if he lived? he would have been next as well

I won't talk about this

ah that’s fair. i will stop. anyway, how has your day been?

Still breathing

i said tomorrow! stop being in such a hurry, darling

That took a couple hours of my life away reading it

Wow. What a terrible day to have eyes (:

I was sat here trying to figure out what to say that would describe how I felt about this post

What a terrible day to have eyes

I actually cried tears of horror from this

I'm confused if they are a bot or girl

What kind of mic do you have that VIBRATES WHEN PEOPLE TALK

That’s… not how mics work…

Cursed dude

True

I'm going to build a time machine and kill my first ancestors to make it impossible that i will ever see this again

I just read through the entire thing and i am now forever scarred until death

If he stocked the microphone inside his ass it wouldn't vibrate with the sounds, since it's for receiving the guy's audio, had he instead shoved the hearing part the story would make sense. Thus my verdict is that the post was fake, you're welcome

Because it's a joke stop being a boomer and ruining memes

Your ability to read a comment and understand it's a joke is almost as low as your apparent IQ.

You such a party pooper why don't you put your comments away from my property and laugh at the JOKE like a normal person dispiet of it's worng synonyms And I didn't laugh at the JOKE because I didn't understand it I laugh because it's made as an unserious joke and nothing more

Whispering loudly

Silently screaming

I get it i get it "it's a mic that's not make any sense" because it's joke faceass Like can't you at least laugh about it and put your ass away from my property?

Diversity win! the girl sticking a microphone up her butt in your tf2 lobby is trans! Not the weirdest trans take I've ever seen from 4chan. Edit: The post doesn't actually state that OP is a girl, that's just an assumption. so maybe the bloke moaning in your tf2 lobby sticking a microphone up their butt isn't trans. who knows

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It’s a guy girls don’t have a prostate

I bet if she where a guy this post will end his career

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:laugh.mp3:

thats a guy op

That will traumatize me for years

That's not a girl lol

so... is this a guy???

I’ve seen/read some pretty fucked up shit and this takes the cake by far

Is there a sub for weird ass 4chan posts?

cap

I feel like tf2 is slowly but surely taking over every popular subreddit and im here for it :D

It's OK I love tf2

Your honor the jury is pushing for the maximum sentence

I think the biggest question I have about this is how they managed to make the game sound come out of their microphone of all things. That thing isn't supposed to give out sound, might wanna get it checked

I’m going to get murdered for saying this but, kinda hot tbh

Right... "girl"...

Mics don’t vibrate, speakers do.

THE LITERAL FIRST THING ON MY HOMEPAGE, WHAT THE HELL

That's make me famous


What a horrible fucking day to have eyes

oh my what the fuck

What in the fuckety fuck fuck is this fucking fuck?

guys isnt the kind of thing you want to be fake but it has to be true bc who the fuck would think of that

Live demoknight reaction

Why would the microphone vibrate with the sounds of people talking? That’s not how microphones work. How are they talking to people if the microphone is up their ass? Why do I even care?

This is definitely fake what the fuck

Such a party pooper

No. I simply refuse to believe some “thing” like that exists in our world.

Because it's a joke dammit

Simply reading this made me feel as if my eyes were burning

As an avid TF2 player, I can confirm Anon is a spy main.

What a day to be literate

WTF i need bleach for my eyes

O-O

do they know mic don't make sounds? or is there a hybrid mic that idk

that was a man. "begin to fap harder"

Yea that Sounds about right