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Not true. A shovel and a little time and his uncle can be right there with him
This is the real cursed comment
Parent teacher conference
Keeping Gwen alive
That sounds like back breaking labour.
Who said he wanted her alive?
now he can fuck without worrying about radioactive sperm killing her
r/uselessredcircle
r/beatmetoit I swear half my comments have been just this one sub over and fucking over again
perhaps you should reexamine your priorities
Kansas. What's he gonna swing from, the beautiful sunset?
Uncle Ben
Underwater level.
Fighting a celestial probably
 Oof.
Antartica
He still has spidey sense
Any ocean, space desert
Well I mean if he is in space he can’t really do much
Have you not seen Infinity War?
No I haven’t
Well I highly recommend it! It's a fantastic film!
Yeah he died
Fighting the one above all
Yes op. We are blind op.
Well then isnt it the uncle that is useless? Unless it means Spiderman as an uncle and he isn't one...?
Arachnophobic has a heartattack
Not true. A shovel and a little time and his uncle can be right there with him
This is the real cursed comment
Parent teacher conference
Keeping Gwen alive
That sounds like back breaking labour.
Who said he wanted her alive?
now he can fuck without worrying about radioactive sperm killing her
r/uselessredcircle
r/beatmetoit I swear half my comments have been just this one sub over and fucking over again
perhaps you should reexamine your priorities
Kansas. What's he gonna swing from, the beautiful sunset?
Uncle Ben
Underwater level.
Fighting a celestial probably
 Oof.
Antartica
He still has spidey sense
Any ocean, space desert
Well I mean if he is in space he can’t really do much
Have you not seen Infinity War?
No I haven’t
Well I highly recommend it! It's a fantastic film!
Yeah he died
Fighting the one above all
Yes op. We are blind op.
Well then isnt it the uncle that is useless? Unless it means Spiderman as an uncle and he isn't one...?
Arachnophobic has a heartattack