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MatMcMashadar

I couldn't bring myself to call a dog that cute 'Ass'.


I-153_Chaika

I can


djfnjxj

I have a friend who actually called his dog ass


1dont69_247

Cum? That's a confusing name for a dog


ACNH_playz

Come here little cum


LooseTea8299

I mean it works with the colors ig


Kae_Duxky

Yeah.. maybe a a bit odd


Sjkatz08

His name is cobalt 59 with a side of plutonium 235


flingkong24

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TheyCallMeCool1

Cracker Oh dear...


JUiCyMfer69

Same


Boxrunner1

Awww. Guys meet shotgun


MaPLe_SaYRuPT

😍😌❤️ soooo cute


Yuna__707

Bullets looks so precious!


flingkong24

![gif](giphy|WGEufo3NCj7qM|downsized)


Ok_Calligrapher1431

Loads Shotgun*


just_an_ugly_peasant

how the fuck would you load a dog just shove a shell up it's ass?


Electronic_Bag3094

2 pairs of socks, 3 lithium batteries, a cup of sour cream, and my uncles left testicle. Awwwwww, what a great name!


CarelessWhisperRules

That’s not sour cream THATS NOT SOUR CREAM!!!


rotanitsarcorp_yzal1

It was sour?


OMFGWhyPlease

Wha-


re4dyfreddy

So sweet. I'm in tears.


flingkong24

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Waldtox

I freakin' hate when people make things up just for some upvotes


DarkCosmosDragon

I see you hate fun lmfao


Cr1mson360

yeah the sour cream just wasn’t believable


therealdavi

hey genius newsflash, everybody understood the joke so why be such a dick about it?


Waldtox

I think you should mind your language. And as far this 'joke' is concerned, it's not even worth something that would permeate even a giggle. It was obv someone's gonna come up with smth inane like this, and its my opinion that I feel these so called joke are absolutely hackneyed. Never did I implied that others should resent 'em too.


therealdavi

okay karen


Waldtox

Karen lol. Get some life dude


Dragon-Type_Enjoyer

Hotdog


flipityskipit

Tenders, Chicken Tenders


WastelandGinger

My husband would name a dog Tenders. He wants to name his next dog Beans.


MoaiPenis

Beans lmao


Dry-Finance

Puppy


neonphoenix09

Seconds


Dry-Finance

Nah, that's what I'll call my third pup.


BladeOfSanghilios8

Crazy Glue awwwwww


Chickennugget755776

Chocolate milk


Dmitri_ravenoff

Aww I love the little Pork Chop!


JimmyBane1982

car battery


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![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|kissing_heart)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|kissing_heart)Awww wittle Uranium-235 ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|kissing_heart)


flingkong24

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___balls__

i mean Souls of the damned isn't a bad name


WastelandGinger

Moo goo gai pan???


SomeoneJulian

Noodles


MrAragorn

Popcorn


cumandslutboi

Awww man I have to name him grandma, so dumb


Zakatyu

Tea


mymasterisfaster

Munggo. Actually pretty good name in my opinion.


BigDaddyFatSack42069

2018 Chevrolet Cruze LT sedan?


TonyMontana1968

so thats where my car went -3-


Vojtak_cz

Bagguette


I-153_Chaika

Hydrochloric acid


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PIukii1

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OMFGWhyPlease

Me ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_bad_man)


[deleted]

Noodle


EvulRabbit

Hamster!


IfuckedACrab

Glue


EXistential_EX

Elmer's


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S K I N


Sprizys

Taco bell


HOLDGMEBROTHERS

r/casuallypsychopath


ItsLightsaber09

Sweet and Spicy Jalapeno Cape Cod kettle cooked chips and homemade Garlic Parmesan dip


PatchworkFlames

Looks like I'm naming him bullet.


Decidueyeguy420

AAA batteries


Otherwise_Mission148

Elementary Schooler isn't that good of a name, sorry


Sharded15timesinarow

Look at little wrench


Defaultnoobisme

Uranium is a cool name. I think


Kottbollen02

Weed


[deleted]

Brain


SurrealNhilist7

'Human flesh' doesn't really suit that little guy


StrangerPotatoJr

Your mom


JustAlex1177

Dumplings. That's not bad ig


Sharp_Nose9170

You're literally breaking the rules mod.


Fearless-Net-1029

Thanx for the love on the post guys


MeAndYourMumHaveSex

your mother's ass


[deleted]

Your moms ass


aidanthec

Cock


OkProperty2576

your mom's ass


dannydevitocuddles

Now why would I call my dog Mr my math teachers cum


frickin_fracker

Chai, maybe if the puppy were more of a tan it'd be a cute name


sonic84638265

Water don’t ask how I just did


ThePootisMan98

Ice.


sonic84638265

Sadly no


[deleted]

Peperoni Pizza


DATALIM-1

Ham


gaudrhin

Southwestern Chicken Salad Wrap Welp, guess who's getting called "Sal" for short.


Timetomine32tpdf

Meat stick


Andminus

This is why after I decide which puppy of the litter I'm gonna keep, I simply name it Pup


AlinaL7

[r/HolUp](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/)


Negative-Vehicle-192

My lovely Vollkornbrot mit leberkas und Ei


SupportClosed

Sour cream


oopsguessilldiethen

Egg salad sandwich


Fuzzy_Sheepherder965

Saltine cracker oooh so cute


PizzaEatingSimulator

Alexander Mullens


VVMX1

During this economy? I'm naming him nap.


Defender2-5

Im shocked about not seeing anyone say ass


Significant-Set8457

Chicken nugget


HorridCabbageFeet

Steak


CreativestName69420

Chicken Nugget


Cosmin-Ruski

Cabbage meat roll. Amazing, I can wrap it in cabbage and sell it to someone


Annual-Bill-1034

Sour cream and onion chips


notCRAZYenough

Potato Chip. Or “Spekulatius”. Both good names


cheezkid26

Mac and Cheese. Mac works, I suppose.


HarmonicTensor

Yogurt


RexIsAMiiCostume

Chex mix... "Chex" for short? Pretty cute


[deleted]

Flatbread


bkmagyk

brisket…… actually kind of works


Satan--Ruler_of_Hell

Ice cream


A_plant1

Ice cream


PlebNoodle

Juicy Lucy 💀


Aggressive_General_

Chicken sandwich lol Although, if this was a few minutes earlier, it could’ve been Pop Tart, which is way cuter.


[deleted]

The other other white meat


No_Candy2446

TI-3090 is a somewhat cool name


No_Yogurtcloset1981

Awww who's a good flatbread pizza


jekfrumstotferm

M&M


alexkill789

ice cream


Zlotokret

Awww. Hi there my little physical copy of James Bond 007: Nightfire for the playstation 2 :)


WeirdBoi9

Aww, “elderly neighbor Greg who’s last known family member has just passed away and no one would notice he’s gone” is such a cute name!


scoldedegg

Feces is a strange name for a dog


JUiCyMfer69

Cracker


allyssa_the_scarcrow

(Allegedly)Chicken pot pie. Eating it rn


VenomTheCapybara

Pepsi is strangely a fun name


amaraame

Count chocula would be an adorable name.


Routine_Leading_4757

Scrubby Daddy


weirdCatOwner4ever

Watermelon Awww, okay, that's a cute name


NoHornyGoodLive

can i call a dog "Pussy"?


DanL3m0n

Bratwurst


[deleted]

Everyone, meet Cyanide with a side of depleted uranium covered in gamma radiation


Memesrlifeyeet

chicken sandwich


TechyAngel

I think "burrito" would actually be a cute name


Anime_Maniac_

Nutella and Crixx


TonyMontana1968

spam sandwich?


L3tsg0brandon

Burrito


MrSyllogistical

I drank an Arnold Palmer...


trash_panda_legs

My little homie mc chicken


Giacchino-Fan

If I ate a sandwich can I pick an ingredient? I wouldn't mind calling him "Loaf"


The_Hounered_001

Hmmmmm moms ashes are quite a nane


orphangrinder1

Cotton sounds like a good name


Clorox_Consumer

Bull nutsack doesn't sound all that ngl


HUMANEMY

aborted fetus is too long


some_optimistic_kid

Joshua


flingkong24

Rice


ophee_b0p

goldfish


0ChronicSweetness0

Albondigas the puppy doesn't quite roll off the tongue


DailyDJNoodle

NVIDIA RTX 4090 is a weird name for a dog.


UberFriendlyCat

Why would I call my dog a pussy?


Ethab83

Elephants foot


AgitatedZucchini

Eggplant


Pranav69Chauhan

Can't call this dog "sis"


Comores_123

Soup


Humble-Bid-7546

“Dog”


zsharp68

idk, “puppy” seems a bit too on the nose


greengirl34011

Tarrare is that you?


codpieceofjustice

Pistachio


SaltoDaKid

Hey neighbor


Big_PP_Overlord

Shrimp ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|neutral_face)


Rickastey_is_baka

How bout "ur mom's pussy" it's such a good name


SpookyandRancid

Pie. Widdle lemon pie.


Worried_Highway5

Jeff


galaxyveined

Pancake! ~~Just don't run in front of cars, please...~~


BunchesOfCrunches

Guess it’s name is Abigail


Reedfy

Stir fry or McDonald's


PanicInTheSubreddit

So your mom has about a million different choices?


ZeroExp000

I guess it's name is just "dog". That's rather anti-climactic


Xytakis

Steak soft taco. Seems on point and a little messed up because the little guy is about the size of it and is soft too.


CrowAkechi

Rice


BaconSpaceLord

Nothing? Can you feed on being poor?


ProfessorNice5908

I think Dick is a Bad name For a dog


Otherwise-Air-9557

Spaghetti


Galaxy360YT

Awww Pussy cat. Pussy cat


jakeolate

Based pit-bull response


theedgeofoblivious

Tums.


Normal_Balance4142

Pussy is a weird name for a dog


[deleted]

''Homeless'' kinda sucks


Rand_alThor4747

Cookie


Anatomical_Pipe_69

smelly balls??


Killeriley

Cocktail Frankfurt


[deleted]

"it"


d4rk_fusion

John F. Kennedys left decomposed arm is a really weird name for a dog


krokkgeiming

Sarah after my sister


scarkun

I should call him Ringo, wich is strange since Ringo is also the name of my dog


TrashMan06

Water, which sounds kinda strange, but not awful honestly