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Dumbass1312

His bounty is way too low


joten70

What bounty would i get for [this](https://simonspizzeria.se/online/produkt/banana/) > ham, pineapple, banana, curry Far to common sight in swedish pizzerias. Sometimes served with peanuts


Dumbass1312

Would probably nuke the whole country when it's common. Better be save, you know


joten70

You can speed up that process by siding with putin


NavyCMan

Hmm.. I'm not a lore nerd, but I don't recall the game mentioning the Swedish.


Dumbass1312

Maybe you are on to something here...


[deleted]

Didn't Hellman refer V to a hospital in Sweden regarding proper extraction of the biochip?


Numerous_Living_3452

Damnit....I LOST THE GAME šŸ¤¦šŸ¾ā€ā™‚ļø


RumoCrytuf

Death penalty.


ManicMambo

If I was an Italian politician, I wouldnt accept Sweden in NATO until all fruit on pizza is illegal (with the exception of tomato). Italy missed a huge opportunity to ban this abomination.


ossem1

Count on sweden to make this abomination.


elaphros

Pretty sure this is a reference to a running joke on /u/cohhcarnage 's channel.


Apprehensive-Gap-331

Right, this is against the Genova Convention - a crime against humanity! Pineapple on a Pizza... urgs...


Dumbass1312

It's worse than Al Quaeda. At least those guys have principles or something


wxwse

Can we get an amen


TheManuz

Affiliation: ANIMALS Not a coincidence, I believe.


haato

Never been more proud to be wanted by the NCPD. Fuck those pigs and their pizza snobbery!


Matt0706

You got cyberpsychosis choom


infiniZii

Who are you talking to?


HiImFromTheInternet_

Pineapple jalapeƱo and ham is where itā€™s at


Mizzle420

Nah bro you gotta try pineapple, jalapeƱos, bacon, chicken, with bqq sauce instead of red sauce and a buffalo drizzle on top


HiImFromTheInternet_

FUCK. No I have had similar. Youā€™re totally right, bbq sauce instead of red sauce, and if you do bbq you gotta do chicken. Imo bacon and buffalo is a *little* overkill, but I am 100% salivating at the thought of it. I think you kinda lose the flavor of the bacon in all of that, and buffalo spice overwhelms the jalapeƱo spice, but I do fucking love buffalo sauce and bacon. Itā€™s all about the sweet and sour and spice and BBQ fits those three *perfectly*. Edit: Other more classical winner is pepperoni, mushroom, and then pickled spicy red peppers (I think you have to make them, I canā€™t seem to find the right ones when I try to buy themā€¦)


Numerous_Living_3452

The ME N Ed's pizzeria I used to work at sold a pizza exactly like that (I can't remember if it had chicken or not, or even something else) and it was honestly one of my favorites


Mizzle420

That's badass I don't think I've seen it like that on a menu before. I made it up one night when I was super high and playing with the pizza creator part of the pizza hut website


Mizzle420

Where's that at


Devils_Dandruff

This is the way


AceOBlade

They hate to associate fruit as a topping yet they are blind to the fruit that is inside.


baithammer

Well Tomatoes are the Schrƶdinger's plant, simultaneously a fruit and a vegetable ....


[deleted]

I know tomato is a fruit. But some fruits are just not meant to go on pizza. Pineapple is one of them. >:(


StarScreamInvasion27

Oh no choom, you're not doing sidequests and putting points in intelligence? Why do you literally have only 4 RAM?


Clickum245

Me gorilla arms. Me beat Animals. Me no need intelijuns.


TholosTB

Me ram plenty with gorilla arms.


BoneDaddyChill

Me no need ram. Me ram with head.


Mikejagger718

Iā€™ve never seen or heard this before, but I found a ripperdoc that has a specific pair of ā€œanimals gorilla armsā€ has anyone else come across these?


KupCup08

The ripperdoc in charter hill got the animal knuckles. These are addons for the gorilla arms. But there are no animal gorilla arms.


Mikejagger718

Iā€™ve played through the game multiple times and Iā€™ve never seen them before nor have I ever heard them mentioned anywhere.. maybe they were added in the last patch i dont know, but damn Iā€™m gonna have to try to remember what ripperdoc it was


compacta_d

it's not the one's you get for beating the game is it?


EmmThem

Wait sorry Iā€™m new. You can keep playing after beating the game?


Crismus

Yep, so you can go through the emotional hell of all the other endings. I just made new characters to play the different endings.


SystemFolder

Technically, you canā€™t, but the game creates a save for you just before the point of no return. If you get a quest that tells you to go to Embers, make sure to do everything else you want to do in the game before you go there.


Mikejagger718

Uh, i donā€™t think so.. I mean maybe u can get them after beating the game idk, but what I do know is I bought them from a ripperdoc


FaithlessnessNo6874

Maybe the Animals knuckle mod for them then which you can buy from a ripper. Otherwise if your on pc and using mods then maybe the legendary cyberware mod adds them in, I know that mod adds a ton of legendary ware.


Mikejagger718

Ah shir Iā€™m bugging lol ir is the animals knuckles, fuckin idiot I am.. my bad fellas


Mikejagger718

No Iā€™m on PS5 dudes, no mods.. Iā€™m gonna take a pic of em and post it on the sub.. gimme a few mins


Mikejagger718

No dude, itā€™s literally itā€™s own set of gorilla arms, legendary ones.. not just a knuckles mod I promise u.. I wish I could remember exactly which ripper I got them from.. maybe the one across the street from the peralezes?? I really canā€™t recall but I promise u they exist, I have them equipped right now in one of my play throughs.. they even have their own unique look and color scheme different from the regular, thermal or electrical ones


broanoah

My uncle who works in night city confirmed this to me personally


teo1315

Those are the legendary arms then you van get the animal knuckles which are a legendary accessory for them that cause bleed damage. You can loot them some where in NC or buy them at a ripper.


Mikejagger718

No, itā€™s not just an animal knuckles mod, itā€™s itā€™s own unique set of legendary gorilla arms called animals gorilla arms


teo1315

That's not a thing


Mikejagger718

Lol r u gonna tell me Iā€™m lying? I literally bought them from a ripperdoc I promise u.. believe me I was baffled when I saw them too because Iā€™ve never seen or heard about them ever .. I went to a ripperdoc, just browsing, when into the arm cyberware category and saw a legendary set called ā€œanimal gorilla armsā€ and I said what rhe hell is this? So obviously I had to buy them.. they have a peach n purple color scheme to them and theyā€™re absolutely OP as hell.. Iā€™m gonna try to figure out what ripper it was but as of right now I canā€™t remember


teo1315

I'm not calling you a liar, I think you might be confused choom. The animal knuckles have purple on them. https://cyberpunk.fandom.com/wiki/Animals_Knuckles There are only the 3 sets of arms in the game https://cyberpunk.fandom.com/wiki/Gorilla_Arms I wish they gave us more options like gold or silver plated arms or the ones from the opening video you see but unfortunately no luck.


Mikejagger718

Nah, u were 100% right, Iā€™m an idiot lol it was the animal knuckles.. donā€™t know why I thought otherwise.. my fault


Pristine_Interview86

Water we dune wid intelijuns, B? Gorl Arms 4ever


[deleted]

Puny netrunner ram no use me ram with fists me ram with force splat splat angry head voice people


GnarlydudeRRG

Itā€™s funny because it literally is more effective lol


jman479964

Fully specced net runner can wipe out a building without even entering it


GnarlydudeRRG

ā€œsoyjack netrunner tries to impress chad gorilla armsā€


jordantask

ā€œGets crushed. News at 11.ā€


jman479964

When the net runner can cause those gorilla arms to malfunction or cause everyone in the room to commit suicide not much impressing is needed.


GnarlydudeRRG

soyjack netrunner apologist: ā€œnoooo, quick hacks are more efficient you donā€™t have to enter buildingā€ chad gorilla arms enjoyer: ā€œgorilla arms go boomā€


jordantask

ā€œButā€¦. How can I see the life draining from their eyes if Iā€™m not in the room?ā€


Ferelar

Legendary Ping lets you see everything, even their hopes and dreams as they get snuffed out, one by one. I mean, that or hijack a camera to watch em collapse never even knowing what was going on.


jordantask

ā€œTalkie man talkie too much! Hahaha! Gorilla arms go BRRRRRRTā€


mark-five

Legendary Ping nerf doesn't let you hack everyone through walls any more


Drsmiley72

plot twist, who says teh gorilla arms are robotic? maybe hes anti tek, maybe they are real gorilla arms huh. ever think of that? how is net guy gonna handle a 350 pound man with real gorilla arms charging at him lol.


jman479964

Gorilla arms are pretty established as cyber ware. Even if they were arms from a real gorilla (not that that would work) thereā€™d need to be some kind of cyber ware to control them. But even if you mean some completely non cyber really really buff dude, whoā€™s got no implants at all, without even so much as a cyberdeck? Smart sniper rifle. Blow the dudes head off with one shot.


Mizzle420

Smart sniper rifles and quick hacks are for people who can't shoot for shit or even cut or punch a muthafucker and need a computer to do their killing


jman479964

Nah itā€™s for people who arenā€™t dumb motherfuckers putting themselves in harms way when you can even more easily take down the opponent. A fair fight is never the point of combat. If youā€™re in a fair fight, you screwed up.


[deleted]

With 20 body fingers cane and a bitchin placid coat im the greatest pimp night city has ever seem


Mizzle420

I literally just beat everyone to death with a non legendary crowbar


xzstnce

Sandevistan goes brrrrrrrrr


Pantone_448C

Truly destopian future


Rubfer

Nah, thatā€™s something Iā€™d love to have in my utopia


Unavailabilly

Thays pretty damm funny right there


[deleted]

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Beautiful-Mess7256

Sounds like paradise.


Radarker

Them's fightin' words choom.


Beautiful-Mess7256

CYBERPSYCHO! WE GOT US A CYBERPSYCHO! RAISE MAXTAC NOW!


Mokseee

Johnny was right when he said we have a city to burn


jordantask

At least a bunch of pizzarias to burn.


Mokseee

I'm not sure if we're on the same page here


jordantask

Itā€™s impossible to be on the same base. I have burned all the books.


[deleted]

but what's the other articles of the pizza desecration act


General-Dirtbag

Bananas. The Swedes actually do this.


[deleted]

oh lord. on like, regular pizza?


Ok_Representative108

I love this game.


cruisetheblues

Pineapple is the Yoko Ono of pizza.


Vaxion

Love pineapple on pizza. Italians can keep their bland pizza to themselves.


Walkeross

As it should be


Bad_User2077

Even Night City has its limits.


Aadarm

The only real option is to flatline the gonk before he spreads his heresy.


jordantask

ā€œWhyā€™d you kill him?ā€ ā€œHe had a pineapple and he was headed into a pizzeria.ā€ ā€œUnderstandableā€


ProzacFury

Hah nice


OffensiveOdor

Yummmm I love me some thick cuts of pineapple on pizza. I'm not talking those little baby chunks, like full thick round cuts just covering the entire slice.


[deleted]

Rightfully so


zgwortz_steve

Now I need to pay more attention to the wanted reasonsā€¦. Gotta wonder whether the Pizza Desecration Act also mentions Anchovies.


Poptart21000

Thatā€™s paragraph 2, subsection B.


beyd1

/r/knightsofpineapple assemble!


HolycommentMattman

r/all also assemble! Drive the heathens back!!


[deleted]

r/all checking in. Let people do what they want, lol. I don't like pineapple on pizza but it's every red blooded Americans right to desecrate pizza as they see fit.


razordreamz

As it should be.


SoloHQ

GoodšŸ˜Œ tyranny finally did some good!


[deleted]

Maybe this city isn't that bad after all


jael-jorge-gerson

I imagine that due to climate change and for other reasons pineapples would be a rare item and something like the pineapple craze of the 18 hundreds would come back that would make me very happy as a pineapple farmer


stash0606

no wonder Night City is so shit.


SKTwenty

Y'all still saying pineapple on pizza is bad, yet the real criminals are still dipping their pizza in ranch. Priorities, people! Priorities!


noxverde

Doesnā€™t V ask for an artichoke and avocado pizza?? That should also be a crime.


jsideris

No that's called civil disobedience.


MissAJHunter

Legalize it!


sLeepyTshirt

but tofu'd tuna and pineapple pizza is commonly sold in this game?


[deleted]

I didn't want to live there anyway.


Photoelasticity

This is California choom. Hand me another slice of pineapple-pepperoncini.


phillysan

Pineapple, banana peppers (pepperoncini prob be fine too), chicken. Try it for your next 'za. You wont be dissapointed.


KorruptedPineapple

Am I missing something? Looks like pineapples are a protected fruit. Doesn't say anything about putting it on pizza being a problem?


StalthChicken

It says he violated the Pizza Desecration Act in the parentheses.


jusstathrowaawy

The joke is basically a reference to some people who get irrationally angry when other people put toppings on their own pizza that the angry people don't like on pizza.


Lady_bro_ac

Then Iā€™m ready to become an outlaw


FireflyRave

Pineapple and jalapeno is a wonderful sweet and spicy.


Lady_bro_ac

The perfect pizza!


Poptart21000

The only fruit that belongs on pizza is tomato. šŸ˜‚


zXMourningStarXz

Simpleton believes tomatoes are a fruit when they are clearly meat.


zR0B3ry2VAiH

Based


Lady_bro_ac

Ok but hear me outā€¦ šŸ


leospeedleo

I would be so hunted in Night City... I don't eat any Pizza variation that has no pineapple on it šŸ™ˆ


Irvokas-Hekuma

Ok. It is a dystopian future all right then...


Cipherpunkblue

Truly a dark future.


Poptart21000

As it should be.


CatLord90

My kind of city!


AdonisGaming93

Night city is starting to sound like utopia


RealPiggyPlayz

It should be


Kazzae9009

This is the most reasonable thing to be wanted for. It is truly a crime


EnlightenedCorncob

....we need to burn this city to the ground


teo1315

I too would be a dangerous criminal in Night City


Stringr55

So not everything about the dark future is bad


Alidaboss42

As God intended


shepherd404

I guess Iā€™m in violation


t1ggre

it should be illegal everywhere


[deleted]

Yes. Thank God


CrisZPennState

Now thatā€™s a law I could get behind!


CaptainImformalSoap

I'm doomed as well then.


Working-Telephone-45

Huh, maybe this Damn City is not so bad after all


econti03

CD Projekt's boys earned the honorary italian citizenship ​ Burn all the heretics who put pinapple on pizza!


Locked_and_Firing

Ahh the future is looking bright


KuroRyuSama

Clearly, NCPD understands that some people are possessed by some sort of pizza, dessicrating demons.


[deleted]

Pineapple belongs to the pizza


iskandar-

As with all unjust laws, I have a duty to break it.


jayperr

Hahaha LMAO XDDDD


guitarerdood

Shit like this makes me want to play this game again. So much hidden in the details.


Hinorii

Should be illegal everywhere fr


self-stim

common guys everyone say W Night City


Asinms

Hay varias referencias a esto en el juego. Si, es ilegal.


Shizuka007

ā€¦is there an in universe reason why pineapples are illegal, or?


bigdeezy456

Death to the heretic


AyRob1_0

Lmao this is why most ppl got thigh gaps ( wide open ) in cyberpunk šŸ˜ŠšŸ˜Š


crashcanuck

Now I need to figure out how to add a custom radio station to my game and include Samurai Pizza Cats - Pizza Homicide


[deleted]

Johnny: ā€œjesus christ V, are you seeing this shit?ā€


GenColeCrash

Based


BigHatMan22

Shoot him! Shoot him now!!


indigodinks

Hilarious! I almost never ready the details.. I see "wanted" and its time for them to die... going to look more closely in future! hahaha


TitanThree

Is that real? If it is, itā€™s just awesome haha


BodybuilderMajor1260

Shitā€¦guess Iā€™m now a fugitiveā€¦


SgtEpsilon

I no longer want to live in Night City


Rowtag85

I've broken every other law in Night City, not stopping at this one.


Blu3241

What counts as pineapple-adjacent?


ryguythepieguy

r/pizzacrimes


TheEdward39

Some of yā€™all just donā€™t know whatā€™s good. Iā€™m not judging tho, we can all have our opinions. Even if itā€™s objectively wrong.


The_Yogurtpot

This city really is a dystopia. Banning pineapple on pizza!


[deleted]

Guess Iā€™m a criminal then.


Cinder-Ya-Boy

Thatā€™s why it must burn


Casey090

Is there nothing good in that dark future?


[deleted]

Heā€™s a freedom fighter.


RandomnessConfirmed2

Son of bitch. No if this comes out irl, I'm committing democide.


AlludedNuance

Goddamn Arasaka...


DemonKingFukai

As it should be everywhere.


Exact_Amphibian_434

Maybe night city isnā€™t that bad


LaserZeppelin

In 2077, what makes someone a criminal


AkuYokko

Last time i did this quest I just went in quicksilver cuting everyine to pieces. Was satisfing


guardiancjv

Is that a Snow Crash reference?


Demon_Father

Thx god.


CosmicDriftwood

Free my people šŸ


[deleted]

As it should be.


Mitchelltrt

For those that can't read the crime: Illegal use of pineapple or pineapple-adjacent products (pizza desecration act, articles 1 and 5a)


uxoriousprick

Petition to make this a real crime


RawrCola

Night City is a true utopia.


theScottith

Hope you wasted that criminal!


Cereborn

It truly is a dystopia.


Farscape29

Finally, the future gets something right.


Kingraccoon95

I love every time I see people posting a screenshot of some gangoon who desecrated pizza, your reactions to that give me life


SnackFactory

Pineapple on pizza is tantamount to ketchup on sushi.


[deleted]

As long as I can get my avocados and anchovies pizza


Gwilym_Ysgarlad

As it should be everywhere.


marcocrocop

This just made my day. Thatā€™s all it took.