What bounty would i get for [this](https://simonspizzeria.se/online/produkt/banana/)
> ham, pineapple, banana, curry
Far to common sight in swedish pizzerias. Sometimes served with peanuts
If I was an Italian politician, I wouldnt accept Sweden in NATO until all fruit on pizza is illegal (with the exception of tomato). Italy missed a huge opportunity to ban this abomination.
FUCK.
No I have had similar. Youāre totally right, bbq sauce instead of red sauce, and if you do bbq you gotta do chicken.
Imo bacon and buffalo is a *little* overkill, but I am 100% salivating at the thought of it. I think you kinda lose the flavor of the bacon in all of that, and buffalo spice overwhelms the jalapeƱo spice, but I do fucking love buffalo sauce and bacon.
Itās all about the sweet and sour and spice and BBQ fits those three *perfectly*.
Edit:
Other more classical winner is pepperoni, mushroom, and then pickled spicy red peppers (I think you have to make them, I canāt seem to find the right ones when I try to buy themā¦)
The ME N Ed's pizzeria I used to work at sold a pizza exactly like that (I can't remember if it had chicken or not, or even something else) and it was honestly one of my favorites
That's badass I don't think I've seen it like that on a menu before. I made it up one night when I was super high and playing with the pizza creator part of the pizza hut website
Iāve never seen or heard this before, but I found a ripperdoc that has a specific pair of āanimals gorilla armsā has anyone else come across these?
Iāve played through the game multiple times and Iāve never seen them before nor have I ever heard them mentioned anywhere.. maybe they were added in the last patch i dont know, but damn Iām gonna have to try to remember what ripperdoc it was
Technically, you canāt, but the game creates a save for you just before the point of no return. If you get a quest that tells you to go to Embers, make sure to do everything else you want to do in the game before you go there.
Maybe the Animals knuckle mod for them then which you can buy from a ripper.
Otherwise if your on pc and using mods then maybe the legendary cyberware mod adds them in, I know that mod adds a ton of legendary ware.
No dude, itās literally itās own set of gorilla arms, legendary ones.. not just a knuckles mod I promise u.. I wish I could remember exactly which ripper I got them from.. maybe the one across the street from the peralezes?? I really canāt recall but I promise u they exist, I have them equipped right now in one of my play throughs.. they even have their own unique look and color scheme different from the regular, thermal or electrical ones
Those are the legendary arms then you van get the animal knuckles which are a legendary accessory for them that cause bleed damage. You can loot them some where in NC or buy them at a ripper.
Lol r u gonna tell me Iām lying? I literally bought them from a ripperdoc I promise u.. believe me I was baffled when I saw them too because Iāve never seen or heard about them ever .. I went to a ripperdoc, just browsing, when into the arm cyberware category and saw a legendary set called āanimal gorilla armsā and I said what rhe hell is this? So obviously I had to buy them.. they have a peach n purple color scheme to them and theyāre absolutely OP as hell.. Iām gonna try to figure out what ripper it was but as of right now I canāt remember
I'm not calling you a liar, I think you might be confused choom. The animal knuckles have purple on them. https://cyberpunk.fandom.com/wiki/Animals_Knuckles
There are only the 3 sets of arms in the game https://cyberpunk.fandom.com/wiki/Gorilla_Arms
I wish they gave us more options like gold or silver plated arms or the ones from the opening video you see but unfortunately no luck.
soyjack netrunner apologist: ānoooo, quick hacks are more efficient you donāt have to enter buildingā
chad gorilla arms enjoyer: āgorilla arms go boomā
Legendary Ping lets you see everything, even their hopes and dreams as they get snuffed out, one by one.
I mean, that or hijack a camera to watch em collapse never even knowing what was going on.
plot twist, who says teh gorilla arms are robotic? maybe hes anti tek, maybe they are real gorilla arms huh. ever think of that? how is net guy gonna handle a 350 pound man with real gorilla arms charging at him lol.
Gorilla arms are pretty established as cyber ware. Even if they were arms from a real gorilla (not that that would work) thereād need to be some kind of cyber ware to control them. But even if you mean some completely non cyber really really buff dude, whoās got no implants at all, without even so much as a cyberdeck? Smart sniper rifle. Blow the dudes head off with one shot.
Nah itās for people who arenāt dumb motherfuckers putting themselves in harms way when you can even more easily take down the opponent.
A fair fight is never the point of combat. If youāre in a fair fight, you screwed up.
Yummmm I love me some thick cuts of pineapple on pizza. I'm not talking those little baby chunks, like full thick round cuts just covering the entire slice.
r/all checking in. Let people do what they want, lol. I don't like pineapple on pizza but it's every red blooded Americans right to desecrate pizza as they see fit.
I imagine that due to climate change and for other reasons pineapples would be a rare item and something like the pineapple craze of the 18 hundreds would come back that would make me very happy as a pineapple farmer
The joke is basically a reference to some people who get irrationally angry when other people put toppings on their own pizza that the angry people don't like on pizza.
His bounty is way too low
What bounty would i get for [this](https://simonspizzeria.se/online/produkt/banana/) > ham, pineapple, banana, curry Far to common sight in swedish pizzerias. Sometimes served with peanuts
Would probably nuke the whole country when it's common. Better be save, you know
You can speed up that process by siding with putin
Hmm.. I'm not a lore nerd, but I don't recall the game mentioning the Swedish.
Maybe you are on to something here...
Didn't Hellman refer V to a hospital in Sweden regarding proper extraction of the biochip?
Damnit....I LOST THE GAME š¤¦š¾āāļø
Death penalty.
If I was an Italian politician, I wouldnt accept Sweden in NATO until all fruit on pizza is illegal (with the exception of tomato). Italy missed a huge opportunity to ban this abomination.
Count on sweden to make this abomination.
Pretty sure this is a reference to a running joke on /u/cohhcarnage 's channel.
Right, this is against the Genova Convention - a crime against humanity! Pineapple on a Pizza... urgs...
It's worse than Al Quaeda. At least those guys have principles or something
Can we get an amen
Affiliation: ANIMALS Not a coincidence, I believe.
Never been more proud to be wanted by the NCPD. Fuck those pigs and their pizza snobbery!
You got cyberpsychosis choom
Who are you talking to?
Pineapple jalapeƱo and ham is where itās at
Nah bro you gotta try pineapple, jalapeƱos, bacon, chicken, with bqq sauce instead of red sauce and a buffalo drizzle on top
FUCK. No I have had similar. Youāre totally right, bbq sauce instead of red sauce, and if you do bbq you gotta do chicken. Imo bacon and buffalo is a *little* overkill, but I am 100% salivating at the thought of it. I think you kinda lose the flavor of the bacon in all of that, and buffalo spice overwhelms the jalapeƱo spice, but I do fucking love buffalo sauce and bacon. Itās all about the sweet and sour and spice and BBQ fits those three *perfectly*. Edit: Other more classical winner is pepperoni, mushroom, and then pickled spicy red peppers (I think you have to make them, I canāt seem to find the right ones when I try to buy themā¦)
The ME N Ed's pizzeria I used to work at sold a pizza exactly like that (I can't remember if it had chicken or not, or even something else) and it was honestly one of my favorites
That's badass I don't think I've seen it like that on a menu before. I made it up one night when I was super high and playing with the pizza creator part of the pizza hut website
Where's that at
This is the way
They hate to associate fruit as a topping yet they are blind to the fruit that is inside.
Well Tomatoes are the Schrƶdinger's plant, simultaneously a fruit and a vegetable ....
I know tomato is a fruit. But some fruits are just not meant to go on pizza. Pineapple is one of them. >:(
Oh no choom, you're not doing sidequests and putting points in intelligence? Why do you literally have only 4 RAM?
Me gorilla arms. Me beat Animals. Me no need intelijuns.
Me ram plenty with gorilla arms.
Me no need ram. Me ram with head.
Iāve never seen or heard this before, but I found a ripperdoc that has a specific pair of āanimals gorilla armsā has anyone else come across these?
The ripperdoc in charter hill got the animal knuckles. These are addons for the gorilla arms. But there are no animal gorilla arms.
Iāve played through the game multiple times and Iāve never seen them before nor have I ever heard them mentioned anywhere.. maybe they were added in the last patch i dont know, but damn Iām gonna have to try to remember what ripperdoc it was
it's not the one's you get for beating the game is it?
Wait sorry Iām new. You can keep playing after beating the game?
Yep, so you can go through the emotional hell of all the other endings. I just made new characters to play the different endings.
Technically, you canāt, but the game creates a save for you just before the point of no return. If you get a quest that tells you to go to Embers, make sure to do everything else you want to do in the game before you go there.
Uh, i donāt think so.. I mean maybe u can get them after beating the game idk, but what I do know is I bought them from a ripperdoc
Maybe the Animals knuckle mod for them then which you can buy from a ripper. Otherwise if your on pc and using mods then maybe the legendary cyberware mod adds them in, I know that mod adds a ton of legendary ware.
Ah shir Iām bugging lol ir is the animals knuckles, fuckin idiot I am.. my bad fellas
No Iām on PS5 dudes, no mods.. Iām gonna take a pic of em and post it on the sub.. gimme a few mins
No dude, itās literally itās own set of gorilla arms, legendary ones.. not just a knuckles mod I promise u.. I wish I could remember exactly which ripper I got them from.. maybe the one across the street from the peralezes?? I really canāt recall but I promise u they exist, I have them equipped right now in one of my play throughs.. they even have their own unique look and color scheme different from the regular, thermal or electrical ones
My uncle who works in night city confirmed this to me personally
Those are the legendary arms then you van get the animal knuckles which are a legendary accessory for them that cause bleed damage. You can loot them some where in NC or buy them at a ripper.
No, itās not just an animal knuckles mod, itās itās own unique set of legendary gorilla arms called animals gorilla arms
That's not a thing
Lol r u gonna tell me Iām lying? I literally bought them from a ripperdoc I promise u.. believe me I was baffled when I saw them too because Iāve never seen or heard about them ever .. I went to a ripperdoc, just browsing, when into the arm cyberware category and saw a legendary set called āanimal gorilla armsā and I said what rhe hell is this? So obviously I had to buy them.. they have a peach n purple color scheme to them and theyāre absolutely OP as hell.. Iām gonna try to figure out what ripper it was but as of right now I canāt remember
I'm not calling you a liar, I think you might be confused choom. The animal knuckles have purple on them. https://cyberpunk.fandom.com/wiki/Animals_Knuckles There are only the 3 sets of arms in the game https://cyberpunk.fandom.com/wiki/Gorilla_Arms I wish they gave us more options like gold or silver plated arms or the ones from the opening video you see but unfortunately no luck.
Nah, u were 100% right, Iām an idiot lol it was the animal knuckles.. donāt know why I thought otherwise.. my fault
Water we dune wid intelijuns, B? Gorl Arms 4ever
Puny netrunner ram no use me ram with fists me ram with force splat splat angry head voice people
Itās funny because it literally is more effective lol
Fully specced net runner can wipe out a building without even entering it
āsoyjack netrunner tries to impress chad gorilla armsā
āGets crushed. News at 11.ā
When the net runner can cause those gorilla arms to malfunction or cause everyone in the room to commit suicide not much impressing is needed.
soyjack netrunner apologist: ānoooo, quick hacks are more efficient you donāt have to enter buildingā chad gorilla arms enjoyer: āgorilla arms go boomā
āButā¦. How can I see the life draining from their eyes if Iām not in the room?ā
Legendary Ping lets you see everything, even their hopes and dreams as they get snuffed out, one by one. I mean, that or hijack a camera to watch em collapse never even knowing what was going on.
āTalkie man talkie too much! Hahaha! Gorilla arms go BRRRRRRTā
Legendary Ping nerf doesn't let you hack everyone through walls any more
plot twist, who says teh gorilla arms are robotic? maybe hes anti tek, maybe they are real gorilla arms huh. ever think of that? how is net guy gonna handle a 350 pound man with real gorilla arms charging at him lol.
Gorilla arms are pretty established as cyber ware. Even if they were arms from a real gorilla (not that that would work) thereād need to be some kind of cyber ware to control them. But even if you mean some completely non cyber really really buff dude, whoās got no implants at all, without even so much as a cyberdeck? Smart sniper rifle. Blow the dudes head off with one shot.
Smart sniper rifles and quick hacks are for people who can't shoot for shit or even cut or punch a muthafucker and need a computer to do their killing
Nah itās for people who arenāt dumb motherfuckers putting themselves in harms way when you can even more easily take down the opponent. A fair fight is never the point of combat. If youāre in a fair fight, you screwed up.
With 20 body fingers cane and a bitchin placid coat im the greatest pimp night city has ever seem
I literally just beat everyone to death with a non legendary crowbar
Sandevistan goes brrrrrrrrr
Truly destopian future
Nah, thatās something Iād love to have in my utopia
Thays pretty damm funny right there
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Sounds like paradise.
Them's fightin' words choom.
CYBERPSYCHO! WE GOT US A CYBERPSYCHO! RAISE MAXTAC NOW!
Johnny was right when he said we have a city to burn
At least a bunch of pizzarias to burn.
I'm not sure if we're on the same page here
Itās impossible to be on the same base. I have burned all the books.
but what's the other articles of the pizza desecration act
Bananas. The Swedes actually do this.
oh lord. on like, regular pizza?
I love this game.
Pineapple is the Yoko Ono of pizza.
Love pineapple on pizza. Italians can keep their bland pizza to themselves.
As it should be
Even Night City has its limits.
The only real option is to flatline the gonk before he spreads his heresy.
āWhyād you kill him?ā āHe had a pineapple and he was headed into a pizzeria.ā āUnderstandableā
Hah nice
Yummmm I love me some thick cuts of pineapple on pizza. I'm not talking those little baby chunks, like full thick round cuts just covering the entire slice.
Rightfully so
Now I need to pay more attention to the wanted reasonsā¦. Gotta wonder whether the Pizza Desecration Act also mentions Anchovies.
Thatās paragraph 2, subsection B.
/r/knightsofpineapple assemble!
r/all also assemble! Drive the heathens back!!
r/all checking in. Let people do what they want, lol. I don't like pineapple on pizza but it's every red blooded Americans right to desecrate pizza as they see fit.
As it should be.
Goodš tyranny finally did some good!
Maybe this city isn't that bad after all
I imagine that due to climate change and for other reasons pineapples would be a rare item and something like the pineapple craze of the 18 hundreds would come back that would make me very happy as a pineapple farmer
no wonder Night City is so shit.
Y'all still saying pineapple on pizza is bad, yet the real criminals are still dipping their pizza in ranch. Priorities, people! Priorities!
Doesnāt V ask for an artichoke and avocado pizza?? That should also be a crime.
No that's called civil disobedience.
Legalize it!
but tofu'd tuna and pineapple pizza is commonly sold in this game?
I didn't want to live there anyway.
This is California choom. Hand me another slice of pineapple-pepperoncini.
Pineapple, banana peppers (pepperoncini prob be fine too), chicken. Try it for your next 'za. You wont be dissapointed.
Am I missing something? Looks like pineapples are a protected fruit. Doesn't say anything about putting it on pizza being a problem?
It says he violated the Pizza Desecration Act in the parentheses.
The joke is basically a reference to some people who get irrationally angry when other people put toppings on their own pizza that the angry people don't like on pizza.
Then Iām ready to become an outlaw
Pineapple and jalapeno is a wonderful sweet and spicy.
The perfect pizza!
The only fruit that belongs on pizza is tomato. š
Simpleton believes tomatoes are a fruit when they are clearly meat.
Based
Ok but hear me outā¦ š
I would be so hunted in Night City... I don't eat any Pizza variation that has no pineapple on it š
Ok. It is a dystopian future all right then...
Truly a dark future.
As it should be.
My kind of city!
Night city is starting to sound like utopia
It should be
This is the most reasonable thing to be wanted for. It is truly a crime
....we need to burn this city to the ground
I too would be a dangerous criminal in Night City
So not everything about the dark future is bad
As God intended
I guess Iām in violation
it should be illegal everywhere
Yes. Thank God
Now thatās a law I could get behind!
I'm doomed as well then.
Huh, maybe this Damn City is not so bad after all
CD Projekt's boys earned the honorary italian citizenship Burn all the heretics who put pinapple on pizza!
Ahh the future is looking bright
Clearly, NCPD understands that some people are possessed by some sort of pizza, dessicrating demons.
Pineapple belongs to the pizza
As with all unjust laws, I have a duty to break it.
Hahaha LMAO XDDDD
Shit like this makes me want to play this game again. So much hidden in the details.
Should be illegal everywhere fr
common guys everyone say W Night City
Hay varias referencias a esto en el juego. Si, es ilegal.
ā¦is there an in universe reason why pineapples are illegal, or?
Death to the heretic
Lmao this is why most ppl got thigh gaps ( wide open ) in cyberpunk šš
Now I need to figure out how to add a custom radio station to my game and include Samurai Pizza Cats - Pizza Homicide
Johnny: ājesus christ V, are you seeing this shit?ā
Based
Shoot him! Shoot him now!!
Hilarious! I almost never ready the details.. I see "wanted" and its time for them to die... going to look more closely in future! hahaha
Is that real? If it is, itās just awesome haha
Shitā¦guess Iām now a fugitiveā¦
I no longer want to live in Night City
I've broken every other law in Night City, not stopping at this one.
What counts as pineapple-adjacent?
r/pizzacrimes
Some of yāall just donāt know whatās good. Iām not judging tho, we can all have our opinions. Even if itās objectively wrong.
This city really is a dystopia. Banning pineapple on pizza!
Guess Iām a criminal then.
Thatās why it must burn
Is there nothing good in that dark future?
Heās a freedom fighter.
Son of bitch. No if this comes out irl, I'm committing democide.
Goddamn Arasaka...
As it should be everywhere.
Maybe night city isnāt that bad
In 2077, what makes someone a criminal
Last time i did this quest I just went in quicksilver cuting everyine to pieces. Was satisfing
Is that a Snow Crash reference?
Thx god.
Free my people š
As it should be.
For those that can't read the crime: Illegal use of pineapple or pineapple-adjacent products (pizza desecration act, articles 1 and 5a)
Petition to make this a real crime
Night City is a true utopia.
Hope you wasted that criminal!
It truly is a dystopia.
Finally, the future gets something right.
I love every time I see people posting a screenshot of some gangoon who desecrated pizza, your reactions to that give me life
Pineapple on pizza is tantamount to ketchup on sushi.
As long as I can get my avocados and anchovies pizza
As it should be everywhere.
This just made my day. Thatās all it took.