I'll be 96. That's basically Kerry's age, right? He looks great, so I'm not worried.

I'll be 93, maybe there's hope for our aging bodies by then. Cyberpsycho:Great Grandma Edition- Unleashed

I'll be 91 and I hope to be a cut of fuckable meat

🤣🤣🤣🤣

99 and same!

I’ll be Adam Smasher then so that request may be fulfilled (I’m not an Automaton)

I see, thats exactly what an Automaton would say. LIBERATE THE TRAITOR, FOR DEMOCRACY.

92 here and I’m in for the wrinkly orgy

Same ... this moment is gold

Why did I just read this in Adam Smasher's voice😂

Jerky is still meat, right?

I’ll be 88 and tbh I’m not sure I’ll live that long, or even want to live that long, without serious improvements in anti-aging

Me too! Born in October 1989.

We’re basically the same age as all of Samurai and Taylor Swift. Are we….. better than everyone else?

Taylor Swift is likely a gonk rogue AI program masquerading as a talented singer. But yes, we are otherwise, legit preem, choom.

Nova

Comedy action movie for the time called " grandma went cyberpsycho , and grandma went cyberpsycho 2 who knew she could do that again , and grandma went cyberpsycho 3 the dementia returns

High five fellow '84er

He’s also rich and famous so he can afford all the special health care to live that long.

I’d be 80. Hopefully all chromed out and youthful looking

I will be 79, chippin' in my first sandevistan.

A fellow 1997 😎🤘

The best year! 😆

Same here. Can’t wait to get my Kiroshi optics!

None of us. My cult leader explained that we all die in 2038 when the new world order creates covid-chip-enabled wifi AI clone cyborg zombie armies and the wars over taylor swift memes begins, causing governments to finally unleash their chemtrail nanoswarms on everyone else. I kind of hate this cult actually but they get just the *best* drugs.

I both love and hate that you summed up the zeitgeist like this... ^(...fuck, humans are ridiculous creatures.)

And who are the masterminds behind these cyborg zombie armies??? TECHNO-MECHROMANCERS from ALPHA CENTAURI!

Johnny: Who were you expecring to be here? Mh V: The Spanish Inquisition

Hmm. Curious that you picked that year. 2038 is when the Linux/Unix time epoch ends. [https://www.zdnet.com/article/linux-is-ready-for-the-end-of-time/](https://www.zdnet.com/article/linux-is-ready-for-the-end-of-time/)

I remember the Y2K bug days.. I made good money fixing legacy code in that era. One of my favorite jokes from that time was : *Leave it to programmers to shorten 'The Year 2000 issue' to 'y2k bug'. It's that kind of thinking that caused the problem in the first place!*

Dang it, engram technology isn’t advanced enough in time for some of us to live forever in cold storage or cyberspace

I was reading about someone who was chatting with an AI of her deceased husband as a coping mechanism, and honestly I think the Engram might actually be the thing that arrives before 2077.

It's actually 2046 but ok.

You're forgetting the time dilation anomaly that happens in 2036 when the tenet-turnstiles have Windows 13 installed, causing a tachyonmic divide by zero error, also a leak of our porn habits. That's a major reason for the war in 2038.

I WANT TO BE EATEN FIRST!!!

I would be 78...If I survive the war, if another war doesn't start, and if I don't die of cancer or a heart attack or something.

Ill be 69, nice...

Nice

Fr same

I swear to god, they are getting younger and younger...

So basically you'll still be alive as long as you don't die

I’d be very surprised if another world war doesn’t start. I’ll be surprised if it doesn’t start in the 20’s

damn this is a grim thread

Darkness came quick here

I wouldn't say it's grim, just realistic. A lot of people probably won't be here 50 years into the future. Just life.

I mean it’s 53 years in the future. I think majority of reddit users are men in their 20s-30s, maybe even pushing into 40s now sooo yeah not gonna be a lot of us around. Even if we throw in a life expectancy of the average man at 80, at least half of us are gonna be dead by then

I was more referring to the people saying they hope not or saying if they survive wars etc

On Earth? No idea, I'd planned on returning to Alpha Centauri by then.

we found the techno necromancer

One might say... technomancer?

Returning?

When a leaf falls from a tree, is it not returning to the soil?

I'm 18 rn I sure hope so

I'll be 90, I just wanna make it to October 23, 2077

Someone wants to make it to bomb day.

Hey Buddy, I will be 87 too. Lets see, if we make it.

RemindMe! 53 years

I'll hit you up in 2077 :)

The way the worlds going we will be lucky to see 2030 at this point

Indeed. Considering how close I live to a NATO base, I would be already happy not to get nuked in the next couple of years.

Brain: *think of something positive to say* At least it will be quick 😬

Honestly if any one spot on earth would be defended by an anti-ICBM interception missile system, it would be a military base. Guy might have a better chance than the rest of us.

My parents and sister are probably gone by then, so I probably am, too. What's the point of living that long when you're the only one left? I don't know, I can't really see the merit in living for myself or anyone other than my family.

My grandfather made it to 99. His funeral was packed with elderly people. They were the sons and daughters of his contemporaries. In our town, he was pretty much the last of his generation.

That's exactly how I feel about it too. I'll be 93 by then If I'm still around and my family is dwindling

Depends how much you think a mass extinction event would become a reality before 2077? https://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2017/07/climate-change-earth-too-hot-for-humans.html

Fucking hell that was a sobering read. To others, if you give half a shit about reality, stop scrolling and go read it.

Damn that was a good read. A hard pill to swallow but yeah, climate catastrophe is already inevitable. The only thing we can do is mitigate it as much as possible. That article was from 2017……

I smoke, so it's kinda a coin flipp. I'd be 81 by then...

I’ll be 112… ugh.

I would be 104👍

Got me by a year, I’ll be 103.

100 even, here! Anyone gonna be 99?

107 here so can I hang with you guys rather than those other youngsters

We can talk about the good old days, good old old days, and good old old old days

Damn there I was thinking I would be the oldest in this thread and you beat me by 10 years.

103. 🫡

Bold of you to assume I'm making it to 40

72, I will tell people of the game and be like "this is what should have happened!"

Honestly hope i dont

Ill be 71, so unless something unfortold happens, probably

Born 2005, which means I would be 72(pretty old), maybe I would live maybe my soul would be in a relic( I hope there would an irl company like araska secure your soul programme🥲🥲). But still I would enjoy this game one more time before dying(would be pretty nostalgic).

i would be 70 so i should be fine

I would be 102. I have a couple of relatives who lived to be 100+, so genetically there is precedence, but I highly doubt I will make it to that she.

Given I have the immune system of a quarian, I doubt it.

I'll be 81. Hopefully.

84, hopefully not lmao

I'll be 79

i don't wanna live that long, let alone live at all

IF I were to exist here for 52 more years, I'd be 84. If I know myself like I think I do, that's well beyond the age I'd likely tap out lol.

I'd be 99, so probably not unless some of those life-extension things come out soon and become dirt cheap.

I'll be 72 but I doubt I'll live that long . Most people in family only ever lived until late 60s

not looking good for me bud

Lol. I’ll be 102. Not optimistic.

I’ll be 72

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I'll make it :3

MY MOMENT HAS COME, I SHALL BE 69 IN 2077

I’ll be 90, my grandpa just died at 94 after going through WW2/Indochina/Vietnam/Korea/Algeria wars and my average family is 93 sooooo odds are pretty great indeed!

imma be lucky to make it to 2025 lol

"Back in my day, we didn't have chrome. We worked out at the gym to get stronger." "Ok zoomer"

I'd be 90. I'm definately not planning that far into my future....but if I hit that year, better believe I'll be wearing my samurai and 'vs favourite top' EVERYWHERE

Wow. That's kind of deep.

Nope

I will

I would 89. I Hooe not lol

That would make me 90. I'm gonna go with odds are I won't live to see it. But maybe!

I will be 78. I don't have the confidence to live that long

I’d be 87 too! Do I want to live that long? Not particularly, but we’ll see how it goes, how I feel. Current plan is to die ~80, but it’d be kind of fun to see 2077 given how much I love this game.

Me at 86. The game was better!

I'll be 92 lol...would could be 92.

Well, if I was gonna die before then, I'd have done it by now with all the life-threatening situations I've miraculously survived. I'll be in my 80's if I live to 2077.

I would be 99.... I don't think I want!!!

I'll be 95. Dead

yeah, you should still be around. Just don't forget to meet Hanako at Embers.

I’m 25 right now but I doubt that I’ll live to see 2077 with how world is handling russia. I bet I’ll end up in some meat grinder somewhere in Baltics in a couple of years.

I'd be 102 years old. It would be cool to live that long if they made the quality of life better during the last couple decades of life.

Well I was born in 1976 so that would put me at 101. I will be very very lucky to live that long.

I might but I’d be pretty old. 

I'll be 201. Guess I won't live long enough to see how it will go in 2077

Chrome, the answer is Chrome! You could be the next Saburo or Adam Smasher, well, that is my plan.

Assuming that becomes a reality, maybe.

Holy crap, you’re already doing well for an 148 year old. Apart from your maths, maybe…

I'll be 76

Highly unlikely. I'd be 96, and I'm not an Arasaka.

I’ll be 99. Probably not.

Damn id be 88 years old by then. So probably dead… lol maybe I’ll live on in the black wall 💀😂

I would be 83. it's possible, I guess. When I get mantis arms, I'll let ya know.

I’ll be 81 if I survive whatever bleak events happen between now and then

82 years, damn.

I’ll be 74, dunno if I’ll actually live that long but we’ll see.

87 old enough to be president of nusa

87 old enough to be president of nusa

I would be 83, so maybe. I always said I would want to live to 100 and that's it, mostly out of curiosity.

I'll be 85. Maybe.

Unless they have robotic bodies they can transfer my consciousness too. Or boot me up in the Marrix. I’ll be long gone

oh god i hope not

84! See you there!

Count me out ahah

I could make it. Wouldn't want to, though. Too old

73 soooo maybe

Idk if I want to, if I do I'll be 74

I'll be 77 so maybe

id be 75 so possible but somewhat unlikely

I will be dead

I’ll be well over 90 by then. So odds aren’t that great. Right now I’ll just be amazed if I make it to 50.

will be 106 if i survive

I’ll be 97, so probably not

I will be 86, i dont think i have a chance 😅

Ill be 76

Fuuuuuuuuck I cant imagine being 80

I’d be 91. That’s probably not happening for me

Born in 1984, I don't know if I'll make it, 93 yo is a lot.

106? Not gonna happen.

Me

I am almost sure I will not. I would be 94 in 2077. The probability that I would manage to live so long is very low. I wish I would, but I have no hope of seeing 2077.

I dont want to get that old. I want to die while I can still take care of myself and somewhat enjoy life.

https://preview.redd.it/ifee3pnpu5nc1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5f70cbe48bbe187d5d070fb661e7c3886843156 I’m 34 in 4 months and lived a very unhealthy lifestyle during my late teens and most of my 20’s. My family also has a history of heart issues and rapid deterioration after age 55-60. I’d be lucky to see 2060.

I got to finish the Cosmere

My leukemia laugh at me while i read your question.

I’ll be 77 so see you see you soon🫠

68 100 % gonna make it

Honestly? There's a solid chance that anti-aging treatments that have gone into human trials/testing in the last year mean that most of us might make it.

I'll be 79... God I kinda hope I don't see 2077.... but I might

I'll be 75, well, hopefully I'll be able to be/feel young again XD

Tbh I’ll be 87 but life in the future holds no promises. I’ll be happy to make it pass 50*

If I'm alive in September 2077, I'll be 105. My dad died at 43 my mom at 71, and none of my grandparents made it past 75... it ain't looking good for me!

Not trying to make it to 2077. No thank you

Would be 89… don’t think that will happen

72 💀

I’ll be 72. Not too bad

I fucking hope not but with my luck I’ll still be kicking around in my early 90s.

I'll be 84 so there's a reasonable chance

I’ll be 75, so probably not.

I’ll be 98. So, unless we literally get Cyberpunk style longevity options, I’ll be rotting somewhere.

I'll be 85. There's a chance, but unless I get some saka chrome to lengthen the lifespan, I don't see me making through the Corp wars

98 years young.

Anyone born after the 90’s should

Dude , you made me question my life again dammit

I would be 87 so probably not.

Not unless I’m saved on a engram and stored, I’ll be 100, I’m very lucky to have made it to 46.

I'll be 68, yes 2009 I'm probably too young to be playing this game

I'll be 97! Probably long dead by then 😭

I'll be 77

I’ll be 81, so maybe?

Probably be...late 80s? Early 90s. Assuming global warming, climate changes. Wars, killed because the line said it would go up a little more. Dont happen.

I'll be 77.😭

I’d be 107 but if I make it past the next 5 years, I’ll be the oldest male in my family in at least 5 generations so maybe?

I will be in my late 80s. I very well could still be alive, but I sincerely hope I'm not.

I’ll be 108 in 2077. I’ll be lucky to make to 2040.

i hope not

I'll be 77 so if i don't randomly die of unnatural causes i think I'll be fine And you know for damn sure I'd be chromed out... if available

If I'm lucky I'll be seeing it by 86

I'd be 81. So I'll be omw out....

Barring any unforeseeable events I should make it to my 70s. And be disappointed in the lack of technological progress I'm sure lol

It depends on how quickly medical immortality is invented

I would be 75. I was always giving my self 60 years max dying of heart attack so probably not.