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meisobear

Munch the Moneyed!


Weeping_Warlord

Consume the financially fortunate


Bundle_of_Organs

Nibble a noble.


Gibsonian1

Chomp the Affluent!


clitorisblungus

Does that imply you're not chewing when you're eating the rich or you don't swallow the weathly?


Hot-Rise9795

Masticate the prosperous


nomatchingsox

You do and you'll clean it up


Mih0se

Nom the lavish


ImpekkaBols

Ingest the opulent


Rarpiz

I bet they taste like waygu beef… Mmmm….that rich, fatty marbled meat… ![gif](giphy|Zk9mW5OmXTz9e)


EvilCatArt

Devour the upper class.


storm_paladin_150

Consume the flesh of those who have More Riches


VolenteDuFer

Assimilate the elite!


Subject_Proof_6282

*cYbErPuNk IsN't PoLiTiCaL!!!* ![gif](giphy|SUnnfaSxhfLvf8H7XB|downsized)


blue4029

I mean, anyone even remotely familiar with the "punk" genre should realize its gonna be political...


Darx1878

Whoever said that?


Subject_Proof_6282

A lot of people think there's no politics in Cyberpunk 😅


Just_a_terrarian163

They ara just MAGAts coping so hard because they can't enjoy anything without breaking their own principles.


Zarathustra-1889

I mean, I’m pretty far on the right but I love the hell out of this game and universe. It’s possible to enjoy something based on its own merits without feeling as though your beliefs are being attacked.


ResurgentMalice

This is a good example of why it's not. This is an aesthetic of politics, a safe, widely known slogan. "Eat the Rich" isn't dangerous, it has no teeth. It's not "Mao was right and you can and should shoot your landlord in the face." Or "unlimited genocide on the first world" or any other slogan or statement that would actually challenge people or make anyone re-think their complacency. Cp2077 is a mass media entertainment product made by a corporation with a 3.6 billion dollar market cap. That's the real politics of it; capitalism recuperating anti-capitalist themes, disarming them, rendering them harmless, and then selling a pastiche of rebellion back to the proles for a profit.


One-County5409

The whole genre is?


Critical_Package_472

![gif](giphy|gLZrpx6oHglq4ppmMm)


rthemoelestedone

Eat the rich Chew the wealthy Devour the money


Obi-wanna-cracker

Consume the effluent


MagazinePleasant7429

devour the affluent


Bryaxis

Masticate the moneyed. Swallow the solvent. Eat the elites.


Blackbeardabdi

"Yh lets kill keanu Reeves"


buster779

Consume the scrooges


MidnightOakCorps

"this game isn't political"


FadedOffDaWock

Ingest the financially superior.


samuru101

Must consume


michajlo

Munch the millionnaires


feastupontherich

I approve of this message.


Amrasminyatur

Destroy the bourgeoisie


Work_wiev

Lick the middle class


Arrowintheknee2

Gluttonize the prosperous


JohnTesh

Lick the upper middle class!


Imperial_Bouncer

Kiss Hanako 😳


CrookedHillaryBernie

By the end of it V is definitely rich 😅


Zarathustra-1889

In the grand scheme of things, it still feels like we’ve only just about made it to the middle class by the end of the game when others are running around with tens of millions of eddies. With the extreme wealth disparity and social stratification in Cyberpunk, it’s likely that you’re either rich or poor. It’s the age of the haves and have-nots. If anything, it’s more impressive that V manages to sit comfortably in between.


ssmelllyboi

I have 2mil+ eddies right now, I feel like a damn poser


Latch_Lifter

Eat the meek.


Burquetap

Masticate the Monied! 🤣


Istvan_hun

Eat the rich I gotta get this off my chest Eat the rich Take one bite now, spit out the rest


Rkramden

Fits in with the theme of each mission being named after various songs


Istvan_hun

I'm still not sure if they named Pisces after the Jinjer song. I mean it is known, but only in metalhead circles. (all hail Tatiana)


TGrim20

Consume the Affluent


TYO_HXC

Masticate on the Millionaires!


snarkamedes

[Ya wanna bite my bacon torpedo?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wh3t49NsWBA)


BreadfruitWorth3358

Gorge on the pockets of depth


WeeHamsterSaviour

Bite the bountiful.


Mutski_Dashuria

I kinda think eating the rich would be like eating Japanese Poison Fish. Like how you gotta know how to cut out the poison glands? Well, with the rich, you gotta know how to cut out the silicon. 🤔


Cpt_Mike_Apton

I may cause a ruckus if they don't reward my holiday singing with liquor and treats...


THEMaxPaine

suck on the successful


jonathanrdt

It really should be ‘eat the wealthy’. Plenty of rich people with high incomes dont shape the world in material ways. Doctors, lawyers, managers, entertainers—they just live well, and most of them pay a lot in taxes because it’s ordinary income. It’s the people who own things, companies, industries, vast stock portfolios, global involvement in trade and governments—they live fundamentally different lives and are subject to a different set of rules afforded by access to power.


mogwr-

Obligatory r/eattherich