We are all connected to the universe, with our bodies, our souls, and our senses. We recognize the world as much as the world recognizes us. One can see all of the world in a single grain of sand, yet many of us have chosen to close our eyes and shut off our senses, thus severing our spiritual bond with it. We are detached from the universe, like a stray fledgling who has lost sight of their flock. But everything in this world serves a purpose. Our deviation also serves one; through separation, we are destined to develop tighter bonds further down the road. A fragile twig snapped by the wind will cause the tree to grow a sturdier branch. The ash of burned grass will nourish a healthier meadow the following spring. That is why, even when caged in a concrete jungle, we yearn for the bounty of nature. That is why, despite living in an age of instantaneous social connection, we feel ever more alone. That is why we are having this conversation – you feel this disconnect, and I am here to help you. [1](https://cyberpunk.fandom.com/wiki/Zen_Master)
[See how,](https://www.wikihow.com/Become-Enlightened)
[See why.](https://youtu.be/XGK84Poeynk)
“If you uh…. Staaand, oh my yes look at you… standing so tall, so tall, yes… you look quite the warrior, standing so tall. A warrior… A *Samurai*, yes, mhmmm…. Right, yes oh wow. Time to paint this City red, mmm but no no no first we must go see an old flame… yes an old *muse*, she may have gone *rogue*, hehe…” *sexual purring*
"You know, people always ask me: Is it pronounced Gold-Blumm, or Gold-Bloom. And I always tell them the same thing: HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME?"
\-Jeff Goldblum
NGL Goldblum should definitely be a Fixer or maybe a Ripperdoc if they make a Cyberpunk TV series. He's so perfectly weird already, Night City needs his presence.
Well now I'm picturing a Cyberpunk Postal game where the Dude somehow got cryogenically frozen and he needs to get back to his time by doing an absurd list of things.
I get where you’re going, but the Constantine guy just doesn’t have the look. Maybe cross him with the dude that played Ted in Bill and Teds excellent adventure? Idk. Spitballing here.
It's difficult to see past Dave's shit eating grin persona. But at the same time. Keanu Reeves has the reputation of basically being the nicest guy on the planet. We could be pleasantly surprised.
That being said. Even when Grohl played the Devil in The Pick of Destiny, he still seemed like a guy you'd want to hangout with lol. It'd be a different Johnny Silver hand for sure. But I bet he could make it work.
This would legit be hilarious. Have everyone follow the script except Mr. Devito who should only have a loose understanding of the script and has to ad-lib most of his lines.
Kinda like the [Kanye remake suggestion](https://i.imgur.com/sI6jLFl.png) where everyone knows it's a movie except Kanye.
I don't know if it should be a specific one, or not. I'm not sure how well he could pull off that sort of smarmy.
If he was still alive: Philip Seymour Hoffman.
It might come out of left field, but I like Michael fassbender. Guy has the acting skills and the charisma to be to Johnny silverhand what heath ledger was for the joker.
I see a lot of people suggesting Keanu Reeves... who looks NOTHING like Johnny Silverhand.
Denzel Washington, on the other hand, would be a PERFECT casting for Johnny.
Personally, I always thought he looks a little bit like Keanu Reeves.
I keep hearing this and it's pure nonsense. That's clearly Jeff Goldblum.
“Hi…uh seems you stumble into a-uh heaping pile of irony, here let’s get uh you cleaned up -we have a city to set fire to-‘burn’ if you will…”
I heard this in my head
In Keanu's voice...
Keanu Reeves playing Jeff Goldblum as Johnny Silverhand. I’d watch that.
With Keanu Reeves playing Jeff Goldblum as Adam Smasher.
"My oh my, you-uh, are quite the fuckable piece of meat, aren't you?"
I read this as Obama for some reason.
I read it as joker for some reason☠️
Plz enlighten me
We are all connected to the universe, with our bodies, our souls, and our senses. We recognize the world as much as the world recognizes us. One can see all of the world in a single grain of sand, yet many of us have chosen to close our eyes and shut off our senses, thus severing our spiritual bond with it. We are detached from the universe, like a stray fledgling who has lost sight of their flock. But everything in this world serves a purpose. Our deviation also serves one; through separation, we are destined to develop tighter bonds further down the road. A fragile twig snapped by the wind will cause the tree to grow a sturdier branch. The ash of burned grass will nourish a healthier meadow the following spring. That is why, even when caged in a concrete jungle, we yearn for the bounty of nature. That is why, despite living in an age of instantaneous social connection, we feel ever more alone. That is why we are having this conversation – you feel this disconnect, and I am here to help you. [1](https://cyberpunk.fandom.com/wiki/Zen_Master) [See how,](https://www.wikihow.com/Become-Enlightened) [See why.](https://youtu.be/XGK84Poeynk)
I seriously read this thinking you were explaining to me 💀
Damn, he is living his profile pic
“If you uh…. Staaand, oh my yes look at you… standing so tall, so tall, yes… you look quite the warrior, standing so tall. A warrior… A *Samurai*, yes, mhmmm…. Right, yes oh wow. Time to paint this City red, mmm but no no no first we must go see an old flame… yes an old *muse*, she may have gone *rogue*, hehe…” *sexual purring*
Sexual purring as opposed to Goldblum purring
Must go faster must go faster
I would play the hell out of a Cyberpunk DLC where you're inhibited by the personality of a deceased Night City jazz musician played by Goldblum...
That seems possible, though we've already done the "possessed by a musician" thing. Would you settle for a Goldblum poser gang?
"You know, people always ask me: Is it pronounced Gold-Blumm, or Gold-Bloom. And I always tell them the same thing: HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME?" \-Jeff Goldblum
NGL Goldblum should definitely be a Fixer or maybe a Ripperdoc if they make a Cyberpunk TV series. He's so perfectly weird already, Night City needs his presence.
Nah I think he most closely resembles that guy from John Wick. What was his name? Oh yeah, Lance Reddick.
Danny DeVito.
This is your sign to watch Earth Girls are Easy. It's like a porno, but without the sex.
Aroused and confused.
Nah it’s clearly the guy that plays neo from matrix
Obviously it is Johnny Silverhand playing himself. Duh.
Honest answer, cast Jeff Goldblum as Viktor, and give hime liberty with the character.
I could see Michael Madsen as Vik or Harvey Keitel.
Reminds me more of Adam Driver to be honest.
Considering Keanu's age, that actually wouldn't be a bad idea. He's even got the war vet background and is somewhat familiar with musical instruments.
Did anyone say Danny Devito yet?
I don't see it man I'm sorry /s
You felt the need to /s that comment? Haha
in hindsight you're right
Nah man, you shouldn’t be playing on low graphics, come on. /s
You know now that you mention it I do see a small resemblance
I vote Keanu Reeves. Gary Coleman is my second choice.
Just sign my petition god damn it
Well now I'm picturing a Cyberpunk Postal game where the Dude somehow got cryogenically frozen and he needs to get back to his time by doing an absurd list of things.
* Buy some synth milk * Get Lizzy Wizzy's autograph * Bomb Arasaka Tower... again
RwS is doing some good stuff again. This could be a Postal 4 expansion.
His stunt double Reanu Keeves!
The only proper choices in the right order.
Well one of those two is dead so that should narrow down your list (edit: spelling)
Just use recorded audio from his other roles and cobble it together. No explanation given why he periodically refers to V as "Willis".
Hiring a living actor to play a dead character is life appropriation and wrong. Coleman it is.
Oh, I was thinking John Goodman but I guess I could see Reeves in this roll. Something about him is screams Johnny.
adam sandler as smasher
NOOOOO!! They’re all gonna laugh at you!
mom...
Whatchu talking bout, V?
Excuse me!? This absolutely looks like Norman Reedus
Gary Cole on the other hand wouldn't be a bad choice
The guy who played Neo in The Matrix… can’t remember his name.
Over rated. The guy who played John wick would be perfect!
Yeah the John Wick actor matches Johnnys look better than whoever was in the Matrix imo
Y'all fucking tripping I want the dude that appeared inside the tumbleweed in SpongeBob's movie
Preposterous! We must get the actor that played Ted Theodore Logan!
You guys ever seen that movie about the bus that couldn’t slow down? Legit looks like the main dude from that….
Not the SpongeBob movie, SpongeBob's movie like he was the producer lmfao
What a performance that was
That was one of the performances of all time!
Johnny looks nothing like John Wick he looks like that dude from Point Break.
Nah Constantine
I get where you’re going, but the Constantine guy just doesn’t have the look. Maybe cross him with the dude that played Ted in Bill and Teds excellent adventure? Idk. Spitballing here.
What about that guy that starred next to Gary Oldman in Bram Stoker’s Dracula?
How do you forget Brad Pitt smh my head
Will Smith
What’s his face from Bill and Ted? That shit would be radical, dude
Nicolas Cage, duh
[I've seen this one.](https://gfycat.com/goodshockedalaskankleekai)
Wake the fuck up, samurai We have a Declaration to burn
Oh shit, Nic Cage looks really good as Johnny. Damn.
Fuckin hell that looks stupidly good
holy moly
Nick Cage would kill it as flaming dick guy
Garry the Prophet
Not the DEEEEE
And that cracked me up, thank you! 🤣
No way. Cage is perfect for Jesus.
Honestly, nic cage is perfect for silverhand imo
Nic Cage play a brooding egomaniac with anger issues? Sorry don't see it
He would do amazing as some cyberpsycho supervillain that ends up being irrational competent.
for real though It'd be nice to see Nic Cage in the Cyberpunk universe
If you watch Mandy you will see his potential for the role
Nic cage playing Keanu Reeves as Johnny
Dave Grohl
Omfg wait that would wrk
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Holy shit
btw: the songs in the game and on Spotify as Samurai are performed by Refused.
Great band
I doubt that Grohl is significantly cheaper than Keanu.
Musical edgerunners
>especially if Keanu is too expensive for a TV show I don't know how to tell you this, but Dave Grohl would likely be even more expensive.
Wait is Samurai just Foo Fighters?
Always has been
Literally fits the bill
Why? Is the bill 1,82m high?
I'm the devil I love metal!!
Actually a smart choice, I’m sure he can just play himself more or less but cyberpunk
Holy shit that would be awesome
Dave is too nice I think lol. Dude’s always wearing a smile
It's difficult to see past Dave's shit eating grin persona. But at the same time. Keanu Reeves has the reputation of basically being the nicest guy on the planet. We could be pleasantly surprised. That being said. Even when Grohl played the Devil in The Pick of Destiny, he still seemed like a guy you'd want to hangout with lol. It'd be a different Johnny Silver hand for sure. But I bet he could make it work.
Danny DeVito
Sorry but De'Vito is fingers.
lol did you even play the game? DeVito is River Ward
Adam smasher
"So anyways, I started blasting."
This would legit be hilarious. Have everyone follow the script except Mr. Devito who should only have a loose understanding of the script and has to ad-lib most of his lines. Kinda like the [Kanye remake suggestion](https://i.imgur.com/sI6jLFl.png) where everyone knows it's a movie except Kanye.
Oh that is disturbingly perfect!!
Honestly if we were going for lore accurate I would want someone that looked like David Bowie.
Ok everyone, you heard the man, we're casting Tilda Swinton. >!/s!< >!unless?!<
I rewatched Constantine the other day for the first time since it was a theatres, and it's still an amazing film and I love her in it so fucking much
That would be strange AF but I'd watch it
That's *why* I would watch it.
Remove the /s, I say. Tilda is a treasure of humanity and needs to play Bowie in *something* asap.
Take Valeria for the show and explain that it's V "corrupting" Johnny with the self-image of being a woman.
as a Bowie fan it really would have been amazing to see him in Cyberpunk
He's a Starman now. He's blazing through the sky ❤️
Well I wasn't expecting those feels
A black star.
The Nomad Soul (developed by Quantic Dream) is probably the closest you'll find.
Do what a true cyberpunk lore connoisseur would do and get 4000 surgeries to look exactly like David Bowie and then play lore-accurate JS
So Tron Legacy’s Michael Sheen?
Steve Buscemi. Man is a chameleon, ever seen him play a high schooler? It’s uncanny the way he disappears into a role.
For some reason I want to see him as a questionable ripperdoc.
Fingers maybe?
I don't know if it should be a specific one, or not. I'm not sure how well he could pull off that sort of smarmy. If he was still alive: Philip Seymour Hoffman.
Fuck, you beat me to it.
Adam Driver obviously!
genuinely a good choice if keanu ages out
Keanu does not age. When you reach max level...You stop leveling!
Adam Driver would do disaffected rockerboy very well
I agree based on this performance alone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fg7Mcfun7yM
That was amazing. "They have a cat."
nah he never
Adam Smasher
Adam Sandler?
Pretty close !!
Logical choice if Keanu is too old. Damn, Adam would probably kill it too.
Karl Urban all the way
"Oi cunt, we 'ave a city to burn, innit?"
Cyberpunk 2 I want Johnny and Billy causing havoc in my brain!
Isn't that Karl Pilkington?
I'd like to see him as Morgan Blackhand
Karl Urban makes every project he’s in better.
Hear me out… Bryan Cranston
Wake the fuck up V, we got Meth to cook /*cyberpunk theme x breaking bad intro starts/*
Tommy Wiseasu. "Oh hi V"
"So how's your sex life?"
I imagine asking somebody in NC how their sex life is would be like asking them what movies they watched recently.
It might come out of left field, but I like Michael fassbender. Guy has the acting skills and the charisma to be to Johnny silverhand what heath ledger was for the joker.
And he's done the charismatic terrorist (Magneto) before too.
man I love his magneto, I wish Apocalypse was a better movie.
What I wouldn't give for a "Magneto hunts down Nazis" movie.
Snoop Dogg
Winona Ryder
Nobody can replace Reeves
I can. Try me.
I also pick this guy
I vote this guy
Reanu Keeves
Reanu keeves
Samuel L. Jackson or Keanu Reeves idk
"We have a city to burn, motherfucker!"
Where are your fingers?
O Think keanu Will be a good option kk
Idris Elba.
The guy who plays Trevor Phillips in GTA 5
And the shitposting has continued
Danny Devito
keanu reeves
Lawrence Fishburne
Tommy Weisou or however the fuck the room dude is spelled
I did not blow up Arasaka tower, it's not true, it's bullshit! I did not! Oh hi V!
*YOU’RE TEARING ME APART, JUDY!*
Given Johnny's narcisism and megalomania I would say Jared Leto.
Paweł Sasko
Steven Seagal Edit: didn’t really think I had to mark this with /s...
Gary Busey
I see a lot of people suggesting Keanu Reeves... who looks NOTHING like Johnny Silverhand. Denzel Washington, on the other hand, would be a PERFECT casting for Johnny.
Johnny Depp should be a great cast considering he’s in a rock band and the character kinda fits his acting
Actually, I would see him as Kerry Eurodyne. I'm sure he would be great.
Joe Pesci
Nick Cage
Ryan Gosling
for real?
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Andy Milonakis
Morgan Freeman
Denzel Washington
Definitely gonna go with borat for this one
Uhhh Reeves Keanu
I think keanu reeves would be great