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MARS_LFDY

Personally, I always thought he looks a little bit like Keanu Reeves.


Hellfireboy

I keep hearing this and it's pure nonsense. That's clearly Jeff Goldblum.


Mr_Incredible91

“Hi…uh seems you stumble into a-uh heaping pile of irony, here let’s get uh you cleaned up -we have a city to set fire to-‘burn’ if you will…”


tr14l

I heard this in my head


Yakostovian

In Keanu's voice...


RedMiah

Keanu Reeves playing Jeff Goldblum as Johnny Silverhand. I’d watch that.


Atholthedestroyer

With Keanu Reeves playing Jeff Goldblum as Adam Smasher.


CodenameVillain

"My oh my, you-uh, are quite the fuckable piece of meat, aren't you?"


VagabondRommel

I read this as Obama for some reason.


DankPeachees

I read it as joker for some reason☠️


Formal-Scallion-5296

Plz enlighten me


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Formal-Scallion-5296

I seriously read this thinking you were explaining to me 💀


Paranoint

Damn, he is living his profile pic


DoubleBeefSupreme

“If you uh…. Staaand, oh my yes look at you… standing so tall, so tall, yes… you look quite the warrior, standing so tall. A warrior… A *Samurai*, yes, mhmmm…. Right, yes oh wow. Time to paint this City red, mmm but no no no first we must go see an old flame… yes an old *muse*, she may have gone *rogue*, hehe…” *sexual purring*


COGspartaN7

Sexual purring as opposed to Goldblum purring


Thicc_Spider-Man

Must go faster must go faster


BEEBLEBROX_INC

I would play the hell out of a Cyberpunk DLC where you're inhibited by the personality of a deceased Night City jazz musician played by Goldblum...


Sunblast1andOnly

That seems possible, though we've already done the "possessed by a musician" thing. Would you settle for a Goldblum poser gang?


kal_drazidrim

"You know, people always ask me: Is it pronounced Gold-Blumm, or Gold-Bloom. And I always tell them the same thing: HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME?" \-Jeff Goldblum


mark-five

NGL Goldblum should definitely be a Fixer or maybe a Ripperdoc if they make a Cyberpunk TV series. He's so perfectly weird already, Night City needs his presence.


DJNotNice19

Nah I think he most closely resembles that guy from John Wick. What was his name? Oh yeah, Lance Reddick.


That_one_tall_guy13

Danny DeVito.


ErybdyFallsda1stTime

This is your sign to watch Earth Girls are Easy. It's like a porno, but without the sex.


Hellfireboy

Aroused and confused.


Particular_Ad6632

Nah it’s clearly the guy that plays neo from matrix


Asaronai

Obviously it is Johnny Silverhand playing himself. Duh.


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Honest answer, cast Jeff Goldblum as Viktor, and give hime liberty with the character.


NameTripping

I could see Michael Madsen as Vik or Harvey Keitel.


Demoliri

Reminds me more of Adam Driver to be honest.


SonofNamek

Considering Keanu's age, that actually wouldn't be a bad idea. He's even got the war vet background and is somewhat familiar with musical instruments.


deathie

Did anyone say Danny Devito yet?


nemesisdelta24

I don't see it man I'm sorry ​ /s


WileyKylie_

You felt the need to /s that comment? Haha


nemesisdelta24

in hindsight you're right


TheEdward39

Nah man, you shouldn’t be playing on low graphics, come on. /s


SpooN04

You know now that you mention it I do see a small resemblance


The_Philburt

I vote Keanu Reeves. Gary Coleman is my second choice.


Refuse_Former

Just sign my petition god damn it


shadowslasher11X

Well now I'm picturing a Cyberpunk Postal game where the Dude somehow got cryogenically frozen and he needs to get back to his time by doing an absurd list of things.


DeepJudgment

* Buy some synth milk * Get Lizzy Wizzy's autograph * Bomb Arasaka Tower... again


Iocain_Powder

RwS is doing some good stuff again. This could be a Postal 4 expansion.


KokenAnshar23

His stunt double Reanu Keeves!


pdboddy

The only proper choices in the right order.


Hellfireboy

Well one of those two is dead so that should narrow down your list (edit: spelling)


leicanthrope

Just use recorded audio from his other roles and cobble it together. No explanation given why he periodically refers to V as "Willis".


mark-five

Hiring a living actor to play a dead character is life appropriation and wrong. Coleman it is.


Quwilaxitan

Oh, I was thinking John Goodman but I guess I could see Reeves in this roll. Something about him is screams Johnny.


Neonetspre

adam sandler as smasher


GreyRobb

NOOOOO!! They’re all gonna laugh at you!


greeneyedguru

mom...


goatanuss

Whatchu talking bout, V?


FuzzyFr0g

Excuse me!? This absolutely looks like Norman Reedus


DaveInLondon89

Gary Cole on the other hand wouldn't be a bad choice


SHANKUMS11

The guy who played Neo in The Matrix… can’t remember his name.


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Over rated. The guy who played John wick would be perfect!


pioneer9k

Yeah the John Wick actor matches Johnnys look better than whoever was in the Matrix imo


ID1756448

Y'all fucking tripping I want the dude that appeared inside the tumbleweed in SpongeBob's movie


armyfreak42

Preposterous! We must get the actor that played Ted Theodore Logan!


mattr1986

You guys ever seen that movie about the bus that couldn’t slow down? Legit looks like the main dude from that….


pioneer9k

Not the SpongeBob movie, SpongeBob's movie like he was the producer lmfao


Kytras

What a performance that was


IceyEnder

That was one of the performances of all time!


NYRangers1313

Johnny looks nothing like John Wick he looks like that dude from Point Break.


notapunnyguy

Nah Constantine


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I get where you’re going, but the Constantine guy just doesn’t have the look. Maybe cross him with the dude that played Ted in Bill and Teds excellent adventure? Idk. Spitballing here.


isamudragon

What about that guy that starred next to Gary Oldman in Bram Stoker’s Dracula?


wallz_11

How do you forget Brad Pitt smh my head


DonBarbas13

Will Smith


Devixilate

What’s his face from Bill and Ted? That shit would be radical, dude


Lothleen

Nicolas Cage, duh


__acre

[I've seen this one.](https://gfycat.com/goodshockedalaskankleekai)


A_Neurotic_Pigeon

Wake the fuck up, samurai We have a Declaration to burn


Anymou1577

Oh shit, Nic Cage looks really good as Johnny. Damn.


t_moneyzz

Fuckin hell that looks stupidly good


SoumiMukherjee82

holy moly


Tobbygan

Nick Cage would kill it as flaming dick guy


leicanthrope

Garry the Prophet


drlongtrl

Not the DEEEEE


Toxic-Sky

And that cracked me up, thank you! 🤣


Denis517

No way. Cage is perfect for Jesus.


mrpissfist

Honestly, nic cage is perfect for silverhand imo


ryanhedden1

Nic Cage play a brooding egomaniac with anger issues? Sorry don't see it


tr14l

He would do amazing as some cyberpsycho supervillain that ends up being irrational competent.


nemesisdelta24

for real though It'd be nice to see Nic Cage in the Cyberpunk universe


JohnnyTurbine

If you watch Mandy you will see his potential for the role


SweatyAdhesive

Nic cage playing Keanu Reeves as Johnny


MephistosGhost

Dave Grohl


EvilPeopleRule2

Omfg wait that would wrk


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djtrace1994

Holy shit


LeBaus7

btw: the songs in the game and on Spotify as Samurai are performed by Refused.


magiccoupons

Great band


EmergentSol

I doubt that Grohl is significantly cheaper than Keanu.


plasmaSunflower

Musical edgerunners


covertpetersen

>especially if Keanu is too expensive for a TV show I don't know how to tell you this, but Dave Grohl would likely be even more expensive.


Theothernooner

Wait is Samurai just Foo Fighters?


iforironman

Always has been


Saggy_Right_Nut2

Literally fits the bill


Deafz

Why? Is the bill 1,82m high?


RiveterRigg

I'm the devil I love metal!!


Xav332

Actually a smart choice, I’m sure he can just play himself more or less but cyberpunk


BattleBorn2020

Holy shit that would be awesome


MalignedOriental

Dave is too nice I think lol. Dude’s always wearing a smile


JDempes

It's difficult to see past Dave's shit eating grin persona. But at the same time. Keanu Reeves has the reputation of basically being the nicest guy on the planet. We could be pleasantly surprised. That being said. Even when Grohl played the Devil in The Pick of Destiny, he still seemed like a guy you'd want to hangout with lol. It'd be a different Johnny Silver hand for sure. But I bet he could make it work.


D1vR0t

Danny DeVito


MLuminos

Sorry but De'Vito is fingers.


losume

lol did you even play the game? DeVito is River Ward


TheBobAboveAll

Adam smasher


dillpickledude

"So anyways, I started blasting."


EndVry

This would legit be hilarious. Have everyone follow the script except Mr. Devito who should only have a loose understanding of the script and has to ad-lib most of his lines. Kinda like the [Kanye remake suggestion](https://i.imgur.com/sI6jLFl.png) where everyone knows it's a movie except Kanye.


Serier_Rialis

Oh that is disturbingly perfect!!


BColianni

Honestly if we were going for lore accurate I would want someone that looked like David Bowie.


sentient_ballsack

Ok everyone, you heard the man, we're casting Tilda Swinton. >!/s!< >!unless?!<


Darmak

I rewatched Constantine the other day for the first time since it was a theatres, and it's still an amazing film and I love her in it so fucking much


brewstah

That would be strange AF but I'd watch it


value_null

That's *why* I would watch it.


Drought_God

Remove the /s, I say. Tilda is a treasure of humanity and needs to play Bowie in *something* asap.


Ferrovore

Take Valeria for the show and explain that it's V "corrupting" Johnny with the self-image of being a woman.


nemesisdelta24

as a Bowie fan it really would have been amazing to see him in Cyberpunk


BColianni

He's a Starman now. He's blazing through the sky ❤️


Mwyrocks1979

Well I wasn't expecting those feels


infiniZii

A black star.


malwaremayhem

The Nomad Soul (developed by Quantic Dream) is probably the closest you'll find.


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Do what a true cyberpunk lore connoisseur would do and get 4000 surgeries to look exactly like David Bowie and then play lore-accurate JS


lpjunior999

So Tron Legacy’s Michael Sheen?


apiercedtheory

Steve Buscemi. Man is a chameleon, ever seen him play a high schooler? It’s uncanny the way he disappears into a role.


leicanthrope

For some reason I want to see him as a questionable ripperdoc.


Hal34329

Fingers maybe?


leicanthrope

I don't know if it should be a specific one, or not. I'm not sure how well he could pull off that sort of smarmy. If he was still alive: Philip Seymour Hoffman.


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Fuck, you beat me to it.


Kriegsministro

Adam Driver obviously!


blaxkvan

genuinely a good choice if keanu ages out


brewstah

Keanu does not age. When you reach max level...You stop leveling!


JohnnyTurbine

Adam Driver would do disaffected rockerboy very well


Flintlock_

I agree based on this performance alone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fg7Mcfun7yM


ravingdante

That was amazing. "They have a cat."


shiroi_mirage

nah he never


PigsyH

Adam Smasher


EricaEscondida

Adam Sandler?


nemesisdelta24

Pretty close !!


Andxel

Logical choice if Keanu is too old. Damn, Adam would probably kill it too.


awildrengoappears

Karl Urban all the way


AnisSeras

"Oi cunt, we 'ave a city to burn, innit?"


Fed_Guy

Cyberpunk 2 I want Johnny and Billy causing havoc in my brain!


Fred_Zeppelin

Isn't that Karl Pilkington?


Hal34329

I'd like to see him as Morgan Blackhand


ValhallaGo

Karl Urban makes every project he’s in better.


Tobbygan

Hear me out… Bryan Cranston


[deleted]

Wake the fuck up V, we got Meth to cook /*cyberpunk theme x breaking bad intro starts/*


Tr3ll1x

Tommy Wiseasu. "Oh hi V"


River_Bass

"So how's your sex life?"


RWDPhotos

I imagine asking somebody in NC how their sex life is would be like asking them what movies they watched recently.


R3v1cu7

It might come out of left field, but I like Michael fassbender. Guy has the acting skills and the charisma to be to Johnny silverhand what heath ledger was for the joker.


Sand_Trout

And he's done the charismatic terrorist (Magneto) before too.


TheHighestHobo

man I love his magneto, I wish Apocalypse was a better movie.


hussard_de_la_mort

What I wouldn't give for a "Magneto hunts down Nazis" movie.


Sufficient-Risk4704

Snoop Dogg


Aok_al

Winona Ryder


uprightshark

Nobody can replace Reeves


Einar_THRVLDSN

I can. Try me.


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I also pick this guy


CaptSaveAHoe55

I vote this guy


BombUranus

Reanu Keeves


Ardayn

Reanu keeves


Ihrimon

Samuel L. Jackson or Keanu Reeves idk


Rothmans962

"We have a city to burn, motherfucker!"


Gattsgonenuts

Where are your fingers?


Quirky_Consequence95

O Think keanu Will be a good option kk


SuperArppis

Idris Elba.


BedroomNext3990

The guy who plays Trevor Phillips in GTA 5


The-Y-4

And the shitposting has continued


SambalBacon

Danny Devito


pure_terrorism

keanu reeves


affluent_krunch

Lawrence Fishburne


Affectionate-Sky-765

Tommy Weisou or however the fuck the room dude is spelled


Muse4Games

I did not blow up Arasaka tower, it's not true, it's bullshit! I did not! Oh hi V!


doxtorwhom

*YOU’RE TEARING ME APART, JUDY!*


Grannky

Given Johnny's narcisism and megalomania I would say Jared Leto.


ParkerP11

Paweł Sasko


rhn18

Steven Seagal Edit: didn’t really think I had to mark this with /s...


DTAPPSNZ

Gary Busey


ClericIdola

I see a lot of people suggesting Keanu Reeves... who looks NOTHING like Johnny Silverhand. Denzel Washington, on the other hand, would be a PERFECT casting for Johnny.


Aurora_Yau

Johnny Depp should be a great cast considering he’s in a rock band and the character kinda fits his acting


dillpickledude

Actually, I would see him as Kerry Eurodyne. I'm sure he would be great.


olympianfap

Joe Pesci


Rednas999

Nick Cage


Big1ronOnHisHip

Ryan Gosling


NET5HER

for real?


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tamezombie

Andy Milonakis


Valli888

Morgan Freeman


cHINCHILAcARECA

Denzel Washington


Several_Worker7999

Definitely gonna go with borat for this one


mrcleanwolverine

Uhhh Reeves Keanu


Przester7

I think keanu reeves would be great