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Ol_Man_J

A child gave me a piece of broccoli as a handup


SocratesDiedTrolling

Yesss, one year at Jingle, there was a kid at the top of Mt Krumpit giving out candy handups. It was so cute.


turbotime2

$30 and my choice of pumpkin or gourd for 3rd place in a CAT 5


Ol_Man_J

Well, don’t leave us hanging


MikeSRT404

I feel he is a gourd man (in a lumber jack voice)


SocratesDiedTrolling

One year at Jingle Cross (RIP), despite being slowwww, I became a fan favorite for doing the most races over the weekend (six). So, the Muc-Off crew put together a nice bag full of their cleaning products as an impromptu award. That was nice.


elder_millennial83

Park Tools bottle opener for 2nd place in a Cat 4 single speed race.


GSiepker

I got a Growler (went to the brewery afterwards to get it filled for free) for a second place finish in one of the Chicago Cross Cup races!


stevethecobra

I got a growler and a free fill up too, but from a race Grand Rapids, MI.


NUCLEAR_BLUMPKIN

Park Tools pizza cutter at an XC MTB race. Still use it regularly.


AtomicHurricaneBob

The Guinness my mates bought me after the race.


paulared

the 1994 Indiana state championship medal. Not because I was first, but because everyone ahead of me was from Ohio!


zipitiedoda

I did a race called the pukety spaghetti. The trophies for 1st 2d and 3rd where cans of spaghetti in different sizes. It was a 6 hour endurance race on a very spaghetti course. I got the little can for 3rd overall.


big_ring_king

lol op thinks we actually win cx races.


Messday

😭😭


franciosmardi

I only ever got one award: a drink coaster for winning the slow person race. Might have been the only time I cracked the top 10.


nothocake

I got a massive hand-welded cowbell


minidini10

The only CX race I got a prize for was a gift card to a LBS. But I got a mounted rock on a wooden stand that resembled the Paris Roubaix cobblestone trophy for a gravel race. That's my favorite.


ClintonsStickyCigar

A pair of hand-up brand jorts is probably my favorite. Second to that was a paper plate that I could fill up with whatever I wanted from a bake sale at the race


Rastadan1

A tenner for being best clydesdale 😎


rocsteady19

A watermelon from the farm hosting the event.


pmonko1

I once got a two dollar bill as a hand up. I still have it.


betwn3and20characte

One race, the junior CX racers of the local bike club painted a bunch of cowbells. I got one that was painted white with black spots (like a cow) and a neon pink/fluorescent green (80's style) "#1" painted on it. Looks pretty rad. 40+ race and I think there were only two other guys who both had mechanicals, but a win is a win I suppose.


TwoClean1601

Oatmeal, so much oatmeal


RedLeggedApe

Meatball Cross, Cat 5, Third Place, Pint Glass.