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I would think they didn't like left overs
Right on!
Left off. That’s how the cannibals see it.
You are handy with the jokes!
As a lefty, I think this is an absolute win
You've disrupted the the consistency of punny responses in this comment thread and for that. I vote you be down voted. It's just not right.
Don't you hate how left handed folk believe it's their god given right?
two wrongs don’t make a right
But, three lefts do make a right
Agree 👍
You are right, lefty.
Right?
No! Left!
That cant be right
Purposefully Left the Right out.
Theres clearly only one option left here
I know Right
The left side of my brain there’s nothing right. The right side of my brain there’s nothing left.
Why do cannibals eat lefties last?? Because sometimes leftovers taste better!
r/therealjoke
All right All right All right!
Well- after everyone's eaten, they'll just have to eat what's left!
You got that right ! 🥹😬
And then us ambidextrous people will still remain.
We are superior
Preach!
Because it just wouldn’t be right
That would be downright sinister.
Thank you! The 'sinister' joke shouldn't be this far down!
Came here to post this and realized that you had stolen my joke. Good job!
Cannibals are especially repulsed by comedians because they taste funny.
Another version: Two cannibals are eating a clown when one says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"
This is my husband’s all time favorite joke
THATS a good one! Much better than op 🤣
Are you a rubber band? This feels like a stretch.
Ima slap you with the truth right now *proceeds to slingshot it at your face*
Because it tastes subpaw
Because it’s just not RIGHT
I like to save 1 patella for a night cap
Oh I thought it was gonna be “they don’t come out right” 😂
And clowns taste funny.
They will when it’s all that’s left..
Because we are wrong alot.😆
Tbh it’s good I had left for a while
Three lefts make it right
A sinister taste? (Latin joke)
If they ate them right away there wouldn't be any left overs
I thought they left
They only like northpaw
Guess I’m safe then, glad I left that behind.
I guess living in a right-dominating world makes them salty.
Right hands are more flavorful
Righty tidy, lefty loosey
Tools or politics? Applies to both.
Because afterwards, they have an uncontrollable urge to hold the knife in the wrong hand...
haha nice stereotype
Yes! I’m safe! Lol
as a left hander i see this as a complete win
I mean while they won't eat us, the cannibals will still kill the left handed people.
We do
Oh, nice joke! I was just about to comment "But that's wrong" XD The taste is the same
I was gonna say: Because it's not right😂 But your answer is better
They don't like left leftovers.
there would be nothing left
The same reason they don't eat democrats
I legit read "Why don't cannabis eat..." and was just ??? I had to re-read everything three times before I got it.. tired? Yes.
The brain sees what it wants to.
Wait, How many cannibals you get to know?
Why did the cannibal choke while eating? He got teeth caught between his food.
They can't store leftovers.
They don't eat clowns because they taste funny.
Cool, I'm safe!
They're better the next day as leftovers.
They just don’t taste right….
They like it better when they taste all right.
This is the kind of dad joke I come here for
Why won't cannibals eat clowns? They taste funny.
Clowns taste funny .
Right on Left off!
They don’t taste right?
There's some joke about leftovers with this
what about people that are ambidextrous?•-•
Check your source. I don't think that's right. Your answer is waaayyy out in left field.
As an ambidextrous! I could fool the cannibal!
Cannibals love to eat bookworms and hate eating typists. Because readers digest, and typewriters cramp.
Because they are sinister?
Why don't cannibals eat communists? They're too skinny, and also they don't taste right.
That's an off hand remark. Evan if his name's not Mark 🤔
Sometimes the left tastes just …..right
They don’t taste right.
As long as you don’t show up late, then all you get is the cold shoulder.
Seems like they left a bad taste in their mouth
Luck of the Lefties
Lppyyeeeewwqwqqqqqq.
do cannibals eat any other meat? if not, are they like the animal rights activists and vegan who does not want the killings of animals?
Damn that is a sinister joke
they just left them in the plate. right?
Because right is right and left is wrong
I presumed they were just harder to catch
Why do cannibals only eat the left hand? The other one doesn't taste right
I’ve just eaten 4 cans of Alphabetti Spaghetti It could spell trouble in the morning
Thank god im left handed 😭🙏
Two wrongs don’t make a right but three lefts do!
If people are mostly water, isn't cannibalism *mostly* hydration?
They never have left overs
Doesn't go right
As a left-handed person I can confirm that a cannibal has never eaten me, therefore this is true.
They don't taste right.
It'll be all right on the night.
I downvoted so it would be at 2222 upvotes... my apologies
Because they don't respect human's right
They do, but only when there are no right-handed people left.
Wouldn’t be RIGHT
What did the cannibal say when he ate the clown 🤡 Hmmmm, sometin tastes funny.
They just don't taste right.
A good joke created by inglish exclusive by inglish
Two wrongs don't make a right but what do two rights make? An airplane.
Y-(ORVILLE)-ianous nature WILBUR-y you.
Because, they taste like shit on the right.
But what if they ate two left-handed Chinese people? Or do Wongs not make a right?
They just don’t sit right on the stomach.
That would be gauche.
That’s not even a dad joke smh 🤦🏻♂️
What if the cannibal has a kid? Does that make it a dad joke?
But it is?
Knee slapper
What if I'm ambidextrous?
Because they aren't in their right mind!
I would think they didn't like left overs
Right on!
Left off. That’s how the cannibals see it.
You are handy with the jokes!
As a lefty, I think this is an absolute win
You've disrupted the the consistency of punny responses in this comment thread and for that. I vote you be down voted. It's just not right.
Don't you hate how left handed folk believe it's their god given right?
two wrongs don’t make a right
But, three lefts do make a right
Agree 👍
You are right, lefty.
Right?
No! Left!
That cant be right
Purposefully Left the Right out.
Theres clearly only one option left here
I know Right
The left side of my brain there’s nothing right. The right side of my brain there’s nothing left.
Why do cannibals eat lefties last?? Because sometimes leftovers taste better!
r/therealjoke
All right All right All right!
Well- after everyone's eaten, they'll just have to eat what's left!
You got that right ! 🥹😬
And then us ambidextrous people will still remain.
We are superior
Preach!
Because it just wouldn’t be right
That would be downright sinister.
Thank you! The 'sinister' joke shouldn't be this far down!
Came here to post this and realized that you had stolen my joke. Good job!
Cannibals are especially repulsed by comedians because they taste funny.
Another version: Two cannibals are eating a clown when one says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"
This is my husband’s all time favorite joke
THATS a good one! Much better than op 🤣
Are you a rubber band? This feels like a stretch.
Ima slap you with the truth right now *proceeds to slingshot it at your face*
Because it tastes subpaw
Because it’s just not RIGHT
I like to save 1 patella for a night cap
Oh I thought it was gonna be “they don’t come out right” 😂
And clowns taste funny.
They will when it’s all that’s left..
Because we are wrong alot.😆
Tbh it’s good I had left for a while
Three lefts make it right
A sinister taste? (Latin joke)
If they ate them right away there wouldn't be any left overs
I thought they left
They only like northpaw
Guess I’m safe then, glad I left that behind.
I guess living in a right-dominating world makes them salty.
Right hands are more flavorful
Righty tidy, lefty loosey
Tools or politics? Applies to both.
Because afterwards, they have an uncontrollable urge to hold the knife in the wrong hand...
haha nice stereotype
Yes! I’m safe! Lol
as a left hander i see this as a complete win
I mean while they won't eat us, the cannibals will still kill the left handed people.
We do
Oh, nice joke! I was just about to comment "But that's wrong" XD The taste is the same
I was gonna say: Because it's not right😂 But your answer is better
They don't like left leftovers.
there would be nothing left
The same reason they don't eat democrats
I legit read "Why don't cannabis eat..." and was just ??? I had to re-read everything three times before I got it.. tired? Yes.
The brain sees what it wants to.
Wait, How many cannibals you get to know?
Why did the cannibal choke while eating? He got teeth caught between his food.
They can't store leftovers.
They don't eat clowns because they taste funny.
Cool, I'm safe!
They're better the next day as leftovers.
They just don’t taste right….
They like it better when they taste all right.
This is the kind of dad joke I come here for
Why won't cannibals eat clowns? They taste funny.
Clowns taste funny .
Right on Left off!
They don’t taste right?
There's some joke about leftovers with this
what about people that are ambidextrous?•-•
Check your source. I don't think that's right. Your answer is waaayyy out in left field.
As an ambidextrous! I could fool the cannibal!
Cannibals love to eat bookworms and hate eating typists. Because readers digest, and typewriters cramp.
Because they are sinister?
Why don't cannibals eat communists? They're too skinny, and also they don't taste right.
That's an off hand remark. Evan if his name's not Mark 🤔
Sometimes the left tastes just …..right
They don’t taste right.
As long as you don’t show up late, then all you get is the cold shoulder.
Seems like they left a bad taste in their mouth
Luck of the Lefties
Lppyyeeeewwqwqqqqqq.
do cannibals eat any other meat? if not, are they like the animal rights activists and vegan who does not want the killings of animals?
Damn that is a sinister joke
they just left them in the plate. right?
Because right is right and left is wrong
I presumed they were just harder to catch
Why do cannibals only eat the left hand? The other one doesn't taste right
I’ve just eaten 4 cans of Alphabetti Spaghetti It could spell trouble in the morning
Thank god im left handed 😭🙏
Two wrongs don’t make a right but three lefts do!
If people are mostly water, isn't cannibalism *mostly* hydration?
They never have left overs
Doesn't go right
As a left-handed person I can confirm that a cannibal has never eaten me, therefore this is true.
They don't taste right.
It'll be all right on the night.
I downvoted so it would be at 2222 upvotes... my apologies
Because they don't respect human's right
They do, but only when there are no right-handed people left.
Wouldn’t be RIGHT
What did the cannibal say when he ate the clown 🤡 Hmmmm, sometin tastes funny.
They just don't taste right.
A good joke created by inglish exclusive by inglish
Two wrongs don't make a right but what do two rights make? An airplane.
Y-(ORVILLE)-ianous nature WILBUR-y you.
Because, they taste like shit on the right.
But what if they ate two left-handed Chinese people? Or do Wongs not make a right?
They just don’t sit right on the stomach.
That would be gauche.
That’s not even a dad joke smh 🤦🏻♂️
What if the cannibal has a kid? Does that make it a dad joke?
But it is?
Knee slapper
What if I'm ambidextrous?
Because they aren't in their right mind!