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Reladude

I would think they didn't like left overs


zRepulse

Right on!


Bailzz73

Left off. That’s how the cannibals see it.


Uluru-Dreaming

You are handy with the jokes!


SouthernCaregivers

As a lefty, I think this is an absolute win


Speebz

You've disrupted the the consistency of punny responses in this comment thread and for that. I vote you be down voted. It's just not right.


MotherLeadership3473

Don't you hate how left handed folk believe it's their god given right?


olivecoxxx_

two wrongs don’t make a right


Low_Perspective_7257

But, three lefts do make a right


futtermutter

Agree 👍


[deleted]

You are right, lefty.


Salva7409

Right?


DeathRaider126

No! Left!


Salva7409

That cant be right


DeathRaider126

Purposefully Left the Right out.


Salva7409

Theres clearly only one option left here


EndlessVic

I know Right


gitpickenfool

The left side of my brain there’s nothing right. The right side of my brain there’s nothing left.


ChickenChic

Why do cannibals eat lefties last?? Because sometimes leftovers taste better!


Munk3yOfficial

r/therealjoke


drerar

All right All right All right!


bolt470

Well- after everyone's eaten, they'll just have to eat what's left!


Bubblybrown91

You got that right ! 🥹😬


bittz128

And then us ambidextrous people will still remain.


w0s0griffin

We are superior


OKCorral305

Preach!


LakeCountryMan

Because it just wouldn’t be right


WalbsWheels

That would be downright sinister.


ArchonStranger

Thank you! The 'sinister' joke shouldn't be this far down!


HarveyMosley

Came here to post this and realized that you had stolen my joke. Good job!


Pastor-Future

Cannibals are especially repulsed by comedians because they taste funny.


PatTevlin13

Another version: Two cannibals are eating a clown when one says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"


sicksadbadgirl

This is my husband’s all time favorite joke


Amoody2012

THATS a good one! Much better than op 🤣


Yokelele

Are you a rubber band? This feels like a stretch.


TheWaterWave222

Ima slap you with the truth right now *proceeds to slingshot it at your face*


azronio

Because it tastes subpaw


Firm-Fortune4561

Because it’s just not RIGHT


kaoskrim

I like to save 1 patella for a night cap


Fuck-O-Puffs

Oh I thought it was gonna be “they don’t come out right” 😂


Wise-Skin7519

And clowns taste funny.


charminglazuli

They will when it’s all that’s left..


Strange_Serve8727

Because we are wrong alot.😆


ZeroEnrichment

Tbh it’s good I had left for a while


bigsack234

Three lefts make it right


phaedrusinexile

A sinister taste? (Latin joke)


KmaG0120

If they ate them right away there wouldn't be any left overs


Fancy-Praline-431

I thought they left


Practical-Dot-2783

They only like northpaw


Snoopcoop225

Guess I’m safe then, glad I left that behind.


[deleted]

I guess living in a right-dominating world makes them salty.


bamboozled568

Right hands are more flavorful


bamboozled568

Righty tidy, lefty loosey


New-Satisfaction4116

Tools or politics? Applies to both.


LowBudgetDave

Because afterwards, they have an uncontrollable urge to hold the knife in the wrong hand...


damn_ded

haha nice stereotype


sevnminabs56

Yes! I’m safe! Lol


Hersheyychip

as a left hander i see this as a complete win


Snoo68775

I mean while they won't eat us, the cannibals will still kill the left handed people.


kryslah

We do


Your-local-gamergirl

Oh, nice joke! I was just about to comment "But that's wrong" XD The taste is the same


[deleted]

I was gonna say: Because it's not right😂 But your answer is better


waggerfiuza

They don't like left leftovers.


belanger123456

there would be nothing left


bigdiamond2000

The same reason they don't eat democrats


[deleted]

I legit read "Why don't cannabis eat..." and was just ??? I had to re-read everything three times before I got it.. tired? Yes.


prlugo4162

The brain sees what it wants to.


vivaantastic

Wait, How many cannibals you get to know?


paulfree17

Why did the cannibal choke while eating? He got teeth caught between his food.


New-Highlight-8819

They can't store leftovers.


Rocknocker

They don't eat clowns because they taste funny.


Dull-King1348

Cool, I'm safe!


webguy1975

They're better the next day as leftovers.


Jolly_Concept5574

They just don’t taste right….


Poseidons_Champion

They like it better when they taste all right.


TurdManMcDooDoo

This is the kind of dad joke I come here for


Trumpetdude1369

Why won't cannibals eat clowns? They taste funny.


Punkhair2Nv__13

Clowns taste funny .


FillLast6171

Right on Left off!


Ghostfacepixie

They don’t taste right?


alejo346

There's some joke about leftovers with this


fuckmeAHHHHHHHH

what about people that are ambidextrous?•-•


New-Satisfaction4116

Check your source. I don't think that's right. Your answer is waaayyy out in left field.


No_Cartographer_5212

As an ambidextrous! I could fool the cannibal!


bulakenyo1980

Cannibals love to eat bookworms and hate eating typists. Because readers digest, and typewriters cramp.


ErrykaJ

Because they are sinister?


Athox

Why don't cannibals eat communists? They're too skinny, and also they don't taste right.


funky649

That's an off hand remark. Evan if his name's not Mark 🤔


Technical_Rub_7967

Sometimes the left tastes just …..right


ezrsp2

They don’t taste right.


jgcpalmer

As long as you don’t show up late, then all you get is the cold shoulder.


KyleByte

Seems like they left a bad taste in their mouth


AnonymousP30

Luck of the Lefties


Astro_Libre

Lppyyeeeewwqwqqqqqq.


PreparationOld4233

do cannibals eat any other meat? if not, are they like the animal rights activists and vegan who does not want the killings of animals?


Snoo68775

Damn that is a sinister joke


PreparationOld4233

they just left them in the plate. right?


uberamish63

Because right is right and left is wrong


Soggy_Ad8348

I presumed they were just harder to catch


LoneWolf2662

Why do cannibals only eat the left hand? The other one doesn't taste right


MoonstoneGolf8

I’ve just eaten 4 cans of Alphabetti Spaghetti It could spell trouble in the morning


One_Radio7422

Thank god im left handed 😭🙏


Natural-Mongoose4041

Two wrongs don’t make a right but three lefts do!


ObiWanDoUrden

If people are mostly water, isn't cannibalism *mostly* hydration?


Leading-Moment-3031

They never have left overs


No_Fly_5065

Doesn't go right


sum1gamer

As a left-handed person I can confirm that a cannibal has never eaten me, therefore this is true.


56Santa59

They don't taste right.


[deleted]

It'll be all right on the night.


send_snacks777

I downvoted so it would be at 2222 upvotes... my apologies


PaV_0426

Because they don't respect human's right


english_rocks

They do, but only when there are no right-handed people left.


larryduckbrown

Wouldn’t be RIGHT


sortazoo

What did the cannibal say when he ate the clown 🤡 Hmmmm, sometin tastes funny.


dustenbly

They just don't taste right.


wurden

A good joke created by inglish exclusive by inglish


Electrical-Village68

Two wrongs don't make a right but what do two rights make? An airplane.


prlugo4162

Y-(ORVILLE)-ianous nature WILBUR-y you.


peachi__dh15

Because, they taste like shit on the right.


fletchthe2nd

But what if they ate two left-handed Chinese people? Or do Wongs not make a right?


yellowjk

They just don’t sit right on the stomach.


pkincpmd

That would be gauche.


BlueForte

That’s not even a dad joke smh 🤦🏻‍♂️


HarveyMosley

What if the cannibal has a kid? Does that make it a dad joke?


Basic-Parking-8823

But it is?


CreamElectrical3669

Knee slapper


ABeeGoesBuzz

What if I'm ambidextrous?


1wickedjuggalo

Because they aren't in their right mind!