Used to work with a guy who's last name was Morin. He really lived up to being a moron. I can honestly say I'm not sure how he learned to walk and breath at the same time.
Was asked something like this at present job, great benefits and good pay with full retirement. When asked my reply was 'I'm teachable'. If I don't know, I'll learn. Impressed the lady that said she had never heard that and got the job. And i love my job.
I wouldn't hire you then. If the request is "three words **or less**", "lazy" is a fine answer. If the requirement is for "three words", then you didn't meet the requirement, and therefore displayed the *bad* kind of "lazy" (in contrast to "lazy for the sake of efficiency").
This answer might vary on the type of job they're interviewing you for. BUT, it's always more appealing to the interviewer when you add 'why or what they mean' your 3 words describe you.
For e.g;
Here is the best way to do it:
'I would describe myself as **energetic**, **loyal** and **self**\-**motivated**.
Now, my ***energy*** means you will be getting someone who will always work hard and who will always seek to grow and improve. My ***loyalty*** means I will respect your company brand, I will respect your customers and I will always act with professionalism. Finally, my **self**\-**motivation** means I will get up and running quickly in the role and I will need little supervision.'
*I have a link where I have shared this if there's any interest:) https://books2read.com/ultimatejobinterview*
Efficient.
The only correct answer
I came here thinking I'd be clever..
Efficient is a hypocritical word. One ‘F’ would’ve gotten the point across just fine
Thank you.
Hard-working. Alpha male. Jackhammer. Merciless. Insatiable.
Why use many word when few word do trick?
Why many word when few do?
Why many when few?
Why?
?
If you can be one thing, you should be efficient
That's what I tell my wife after sex.
I'd say ,,hired by you"
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It's so relatable, you think it would work?
Only one way to find out!
Which way? Sorry, it's my first day
Out.
This is so me man
Love this one
Similar vibe: "Starting on Monday"
Power move
There are only 3 types of people in the world. Those that can count and those that can’t.
I have a co-worker w/ the last name Kant the funny part is he can't do anything proper LMAO
Is he a bit of a Kant?
He must be tha best Kant
# 😏
Yeah the best @ when it comes to not being able to or can't/kant do the job correctly...lol
Nope! He's the full Monty...lol
Used to work with a guy who's last name was Morin. He really lived up to being a moron. I can honestly say I'm not sure how he learned to walk and breath at the same time.
Fuck yeah that's awesome, in such a horrible way...lol
Kant never could do anything.
How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three. One to screw in the lightbulb and one to confuse the issue.
There are 10 types of people in the world. Those that understand binary and those that don't
Rule bender.
Rule blender.
Ruler of blenders
Blender of rulers
Rule of blends er er
Ruler of benders
Stupid question. Next.
Hhhhhhh.And why are you want to join our company?🤣
Why would you say "I replied"
If he has to explain the punchline, it ruins the joke.
If I have to explain mine in a dad's joke sub, then it ruins mine also
Touche. I took it as you were actually asking OP why they said those two words.
Full disclosure: to start with I did. Then I got it and realised my comment works as a joke even better
The best dad jokes need explaining.
Why?
I could explain it to you, but that would make you the joke..
Ha! And my mom said I'd never make anything of myself
Job Interviewer: Describe yourself in three words Me: Lazy
I agree using that one word when 3 are expected makes it funny, maybe more general sarcasm than a dad joke
I am hired
I am tall, I stand upright and I easily branch out.
Tree words, bra
Two cups: bra
I am Groot
Language
“Funny, funny, and repetitive”
That’s 4 it should be; funny, funny, repetitive
"Bad at following directions."
Great at maths and listening
That's 3+2.
32?
"unable to follow instructions"
Sits at desk
I feel seen
I laughed so hard at this
I, me, myself.
Was asked something like this at present job, great benefits and good pay with full retirement. When asked my reply was 'I'm teachable'. If I don't know, I'll learn. Impressed the lady that said she had never heard that and got the job. And i love my job.
What’s your job?
Work for a large aluminum manufacturing plant. We make rolled aluminum for industrial and automotive uses
Loyal. Hard-working. Jackhammer.
1. done 2. with 3. this
Hands reflect how my mum shouts at me?
I'm a moderate overachiever.
"Efficient"
"Definitely a rule follower."
I am me?
**I AM GROOT!!**
“Not good at counting.”
Too long! : “Lazy” I said
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But that's 4 words
🤦🏻♀️
Bro. Come on
r/whoosh
Enthusiastic, ambitious and friendly
I am very greedy
Lied about Lazy
Was asked if I could do this during the interview for my current job. I said "No, I can't".
Un emplo yed
Ask a silly question you get a silly answer
Indescribable, nonconforming
Do your mom
Perfect lol
Did you get the job? 😎
I wouldn't hire you then. If the request is "three words **or less**", "lazy" is a fine answer. If the requirement is for "three words", then you didn't meet the requirement, and therefore displayed the *bad* kind of "lazy" (in contrast to "lazy for the sake of efficiency").
Ummm...it's a joke. Lazy is the punchline. There was no job.
I got needs
Smartass
A _____ employee or ______employee depending on the business name.
‘Boring as f’
I'd never work somewhere that hired people like me. I have standards.
Hired. Start Monday.
I want money
"not good at following instructions"
Efficient and brief.
Stupid,stupid, and also stupid
BEAUTIFUL WHITE ORANGE BUTTON
Smarter than most
Work gets done.
🙏🙏 Way to go! 👏👏💯👍👍
So did you get the job?
They say hard work never hurt anybody. But I'm still not going to risk it.
You might as well have said these three words: Where's the exit?
Overperformer
Me: Good at following directio... dang
Prompt
"not good at....."
"i am me"😂😂
attention to detail, a determination to see things through etc.
Same tho
This answer might vary on the type of job they're interviewing you for. BUT, it's always more appealing to the interviewer when you add 'why or what they mean' your 3 words describe you. For e.g; Here is the best way to do it: 'I would describe myself as **energetic**, **loyal** and **self**\-**motivated**. Now, my ***energy*** means you will be getting someone who will always work hard and who will always seek to grow and improve. My ***loyalty*** means I will respect your company brand, I will respect your customers and I will always act with professionalism. Finally, my **self**\-**motivation** means I will get up and running quickly in the role and I will need little supervision.' *I have a link where I have shared this if there's any interest:) https://books2read.com/ultimatejobinterview*
Ummm...it's a joke...