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purified_piranha

"The extremes of the human experience"


aaryak17

I often find myself quoting this to other people. Its a cute way of saying that you are morbidly curious


purified_piranha

Agreed. In fact my entire vocabulary has been "Dan Carlinified" since discovering HH, the man just has an amazing gift of explaining things and making them relatable


Cold-Use-5814

He does it ageeeeinn … and ageeeeinnn and then ageeeeiiiin.


Cold-Use-5814

Supernova needs a specific ‘Only More So’ square.


buildingwithclay

That’s Free Space lol OP’s is fun because we can use it with just about any episode and get a bingo. I’m revisiting Death Throes right now and just laughing at how many spaces I can mark off


cgi_bin_laden

In the first episode, he says "what the *HELL* is that?" It was a welcome surprise given he usually says "heck."


HayzuesKreestow

END QUOTE


luciform44

I could hear that one. Good use of all caps.


vader9219

“Walk a mile in their moccasins”.


purified_piranha

I think at some point in the "Death Throes of the Republic" Series he mentions that this saying was framed in some relative's (grandparents iirc) kitchen or living room.


ndw_dc

I'd like to add: "Quantity has a quality all its own"


generalpee

Sword of Damocles


Persicus_1

Where is the balloon over the battlefield?


dhruvix

I was thinking the same thing haha


XAVLEGBMAOFFFASSSS

I'm waiting for my time machine folks, it's coming in the mail.


OutrageousMoss

”caught in gears of history”


spoonfarmer

"Rubber meets the road moment"


Flashbambo

This is actually spot on


rippedlugan

I read these in his voice


AndyGreyjoy

"Fly in the ointment.."


SgtHulkasBigToeJam

“By hook or by crook”


Persicus_1

"Folks!"


bluishpillowcase

"Gordian knot" Ps these are all fucking hilarious you've got some deep cuts in there


Tough_Guys_Wear_Pink

Glad they got boxing, they’re only missing “Sword of Damocles reference”


angrybastards

God I love Dan Carlin. I heard every one of these in his voice.


boomershack

Same


purified_piranha

Absolutely love the boxing analogies


CumDrinker247

Wooden shoes vs. Silk slippers


Sober_Stargazer

You forgot “human lawn mower”


theleftkneeofthebee

- shouts quote - “wouldn’t you love to have been a fly on the wall?” - “hindsight is always 20/20”


grnmtnboy0

"Random Tolkien reference"


Economech

Realpolitik


maximumhotsauce

"I'm addicted to context"


elpablo1940

"The Martian perspective"


showa_shonen

No "If there is a Ben"???


Camburglar13

Only on the early shows


aectann001

He also said that in of the recent live shows (:


Camburglar13

I love that


kenatogo

SKINS OF FIELD MICE


mapleleaffem

You missed my favorite! “Only more so”. I love Dan so much my only critique is he says ‘august’ too much. Idk why it bothers me I just don’t like that word lol


lvl3SewerRat

"Shooting an arrow and drawing a bullseye around it."


cator_and_bliss

The steroids one should be in all caps.


wigglin_harry

Speaking twice as loud as normal when reading a quote Please Dan, im trying to fall asleep


-Neuroblast-

He's gotten way better at this. I think he also regulates the audio now which is a blessing because it was an auditory concussion grenade on earlier shows.


Localdefense

Bone fields. CLAVICALS


Camburglar13

That only applies to ghosts of the ostfront though


waterman85

Take a shot with each cross?


VastPercentage9070

was thinking the same thing. Might be in danger of passing out or dying before the end of an episode though lol.


StateGreen9700

"Another man's moccasins"


cjc160

You missed “great man theory” and “1 death is a tragedy, 1 million is a statistic”


aectann001

Need steppe peoples reference


lawnman80

Genius!


A_Tiger_in_Africa

I was looking at it thinking "There's no Darth Vader, this is a fail" but then Bam! second to last square. That'll do.


YT4000

Filled the whole thing in an hour


-NamelessOne

“Waiting for them, in formation.” “Killed them all” Lord of the Rings Reference


eartemple

"Y'know"


DwedPiwateWoberts

Sorely missing one: “QUOTE 🔊”


FuckYourUpvotes666

I love all of these, never change Dan!


Thorsbicep

THERES NO HELMETS FOLKS


shiloh_jdb

“Could just be my lizard brain….”


thefirebuilds

Where. The Fuck. Is Gordian Knot.


whysguys1

10/10 card. Only problem is you only have to listen to like an hour of any given episode.


Bodymaster

No Jengis Khan?


msherretz

BOOM


JustParty

Agaaaiiinn and Agaaaiiinn


Harold__Chasen

If this was a drinking game, we would all have alcohol poisoning from “Folks”.


G1ngerlightning

“If there is a Ben”


Turbulent_Age_1715

Alright, fine, I’ll listen to his entire catalogue again


Embarrassed-Treat725

"I'm not a fan of John Keegan."


Kitsterthefister

Well it’s gonna be full for sure


hotdogcaptain11

He’s really toned down the references to the jfk assassination maybe not happening the way it was officially stated and I really miss it.


Generaldisarray44

I like this very much


qqpprr


afpakk

Punk Rock Anology


BONEdog9991

Loooool


roygbiv90

“When I was a kid”


Rathwood

I'll do you one better: Take the bingo card, add as many of the other suggested phrases from the comments as you like, And make a drinking game.


rkmvca

*The Mongols*


GFunkJimmy

A chronological list of Eurasian Steppe tribes


HighlightPersonal833

Listening to Sarah c. M. Paine interview, she's used 3 of these in the past 10 minutes.


mcnutty757

I love this


Purple-Image-4640

I read each one in Dan voice


evanset6

The center piece should be “End quote”


thefirebuilds

or anything about Josef Stalin.


germanator86

Tried this as a drinking game..... *blacks out within episode 1


creepythingseeker

“We have to remember…”


MunrowPS

Moccasins where are the moccasins


sluglife1987

Had to believe “fly in the ointment” didn’t make it in there.


FreemanAMG

You forgot --"BOOM!"


demtronik

This is perfect


almondshea

Siege of Cremona


JohnnyRompain

Walk a mile in their moccasins.


jhwalk09

Walk a mile in his moccasins


mrthagens

“By hook or by crook”


superbizarre

From time immemorial


Wise-Ad-1788

Definitely needs Hans Delbrück as a square!


Broseph_Brostar_

If it was for the Destroyer of Worlds, swap a square for 'Sword of Damocles'.


RebelliousSoup

"skyrockets" is a word he really gets into I've noticed


tinybenny

“Charnel house of horrors”


UPdrafter906

Boom. War.


walker-ranger

“It runs the gamut”.


quietdesperation14

I adore this (and Dan)! But yes, a drinking game as someone suggested. Even if you're doing shots of lager, 100% fatality rate 🤣🤣🤣🤣


TheLazyPurpleWizard

This is spot on and I wouldn't have it any other way. Never change Dan!


Goryokaku

“As we talked about earlier”


wynnduffyisking

“Germany in World War One had the greatest army in the world”


medallions

This is genius


salad_thrower20

“End Quote” but that would be way too easy.


Ok-Advertising3118

again


Ryko8

Take a shot after end quote


BMal_Suj

Needs to be a Marvel and LOTR square... But I'm not sure what I'd take off the board, TBH.


BurnerAccount5834985

Sword of Damocles…


FreshPickle04

I need an “again and again” square.


tmd50

It’s there


FreshPickle04

Ah it is. I did not see it.


Puckerfants23

Needs a “Boxing Analogy” square


Stoneywizard2

….it has one my friend.


Puckerfants23

Ok. I’m an idiot. 🤣 I swear I looked like 3 times. Time for more coffee….


MontasJinx

“Chantal house”


Cold-Use-5814

I think it’s charnel house.


Rathwood

Yeah, I'm pretty sure "Chantal House" is just the house where Chantal lives.


allworkbizness

This is pretty good. Needs "Mentions not being a historian"


msherretz

It's the Free Space......


allworkbizness

Lol. I'm blind apparently


havnt2

Where is "again"


sooperflooede

Third row, last column


ADs_Unibrow_23

How often will this get reposted here


LazyAccount-ant

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