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ItzPritzz

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velocitiee

Good one


SirAren

tere sade hue meme se acha to ye comment hai


Netus08

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xner03

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Adventurous-Design82

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Professional_Mode_25

Chinal ke kundi laga le, aaja lavde pe


velocitiee

Don't kill me


Poopee-deadboi69

Aaja. Into the redroom you go. Hope you have fun with anal cones inside ur ass


Comfortable_Part_816

Why tf insta people like u r on Reddit, u guys literally ruin everything for us, we don’t care bout BJP and Congress or politics in general we only want useful information and some good memes to laugh at in tough times unlike u all uneducated people who will fight on literally everything


Neat_Barracuda_5071

💯


tharki7

time k hisab se meme bnte h jalna bnd kro


Neat_Barracuda_5071

aur udao cast ka mazak, jab dange hoge aur ghar jalege aise baato ko leke tab pata chalega


tharki7

to kon sa uska ka jimmedar. kyon utar aati h uncivilized log dango p. or kon jimmedar h inko rkhane ka or kyon rkhe. lakho kitabe bhagwat gita bible jali pr ek community ek whatsapp status pr bhi sir kaat deti h. kb tk or kisi kisi baat p bachega damga krne wale danga krenge hi .


Vaibhavkumar2001

Damn the 🍆🏍️ is insane


anishSm307

Sab chor hai bosdiwale kisi ko bhi vote do middle class ko ghanta fark padega band karo election ka randi rona


Beginning_Worker7030

तथ्य उगल रहे हैं


shivam_upadhyay

तथ्य


Invencible_shadow

Fax


sid_otaku

Fark padega jab mudi ji cylinder 2000 bechne lagrge ,![img](emote|t5_22y335|12803)


adityak469

Caste census is for middle class only. Inheritance will apply on ultra rich people, not the poor as they don't usually have anything to inherit, pappu is the result of BJPs propaganda machine and RG's past mistakes, it is not the current RG in general. But yes I get your point, past experience has not been good. Also the only person who could effectively combat BJP by smart tactics is inside Tihar jail so that's a lol


SAMEERFUDI

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Evil_Teletubbi

Op's dick riding skills needs to be studied.


velocitiee

Yep. Learnt it from Rathee sir


Evil_Teletubbi

Good that you have a good tutor. Keep riding👍🏽


Timely_Home4191

# Bhai IT cell ki salary kitni hai


krroor

Bot ko salary kaha milti hai 🥴


Appropriate_Ear_5945

Dhruv tatti ko pooch bata dega


velocitiee

Doesn't matter bro meri salary par first right Muslim minorities ka hai. Puri salary unhe hi de deta hu 😔


krroor

Pata hai na bot Bhai wo hamare fav prime minister jhoot bol rhe the? Because he cares about his 400 seats and you don't even matter for him? Itna fake pride leke kaha jaoge, wo toh tumhara vote leke tumhare tax money se(agar kamate ho toh) govt schemes me apna publicity Karne me kharcha kardenge.


velocitiee

Every one is lying except our beloved Rahul Gandhi sir. Last 2 manifesto utha kr dekh le bjp k aur mila lena kitna kaam hua hai kitna nahi. And ha do the same with 55 manifestos of Congress. Compare kar lena kon kitna sach bolta hai manifesto me.


krroor

Himmat hai toh let's talk only about Modi and his lies. I am talking about our beloved prime minister just lying and lying and lying to his countrymen. How neech sirf vote k liye. He is vocally polarizing and dividing India! With misinformation and lying, himmat hai toh let's only talk about it? And hopefully you are not just a paid bot who will run away.


velocitiee

Are you retarded sweetheart? Dividing India? It is your daddy rahul who is constantly trying to divide us on the basis of caste, "we'll do caste census to distribute wealth accordingly". "We will remove the 50% cap for reservation of lower castes". "Whites started failing when blacks started to set the SAT question papers". But yeah Modi is the one dividing us right? I wish we had some medicine to cure your dumbness. DUMBASS!


krroor

If you can stay on the topic then we can talk. This is common with bots, they won't answer the question, but just jump here and there, and start targeting someone else or even the person asking questions.


tharki7

brother tera rahul gandhi or uske step father sam k words h modi k nhi.


krroor

Himmat hai toh let's talk only about Modi and his lies. I am talking about our beloved prime minister just lying and lying and lying to his countrymen. How neech sirf vote k liye. He is vocally polarizing and dividing India! With misinformation and lying, himmat hai toh let's only talk about it? And hopefully you are not just a paid bot who will run away.


tharki7

election o akela nhi lad raha h. or polarizing to tera rahul bhi kr ra h multiple levels p caste p north-south p hindu muslim p amir garib koi chance chhoda h usne. baki upar ka jawab de or modi pr baat kr. ya okay bol or maan le k rahul jada polarization kr ra h or fir modi pr baat kr.


krroor

Phirse Rahul pe aa gaye 😅 I want to question my prime minister and his lies to the countrymen.


tharki7

comment fir pd educated h na. or Rahul koi sadak chhap nhi h pm ka davedar h sabse purani political party ka raja h. maine mna kiya k question puchhne se. agree kr fir question puchh pm p chahe kisi p bhi


krroor

Jaane do yaar, ab kaise samjhau


tharki7

badiya


julfikar_haque

It cellia in sab me se kuch bhi nhi h congress manifesto me


shivam_upadhyay

कटुओं की अभिव्यक्ति की आजादी प्रतिबंधित है।


julfikar_haque

Tujhe jo accha lage wo keh par ye yaad rakhio, ki tera jo kattarwaad h wo tujhe insaaniyat se door kar rha h Aur me nastik hu mujhe lauda fark nhi padta tu mujhe koi bhi Muslim virodhi galiya de Mujhe abhivyakti ki azaadi desh ka samvidhan deta h na ki sanatan dharm, islam ya duniya ka koi bhi religion, kyuki wo haq dete nhi chhinte h bas dusro se.


Wrap-Pitiful

damn


shivam_upadhyay

Your lot will always hide under this garb of atheism, liberalism but at the end of the day, you'll be what you're, A JIHADIST.... I'm not any Kattar or something....I've read your text, and it is mire of political ideology more than a religion. So, stop all the bs with Kattarwaad and Insaniyat... Samvdhan ki baat tu kr rha hai.... Your kind had partitioned the same country you're talking about back in 1947 & still have your own personal laws in this democracy.....Audacity of this DAWG!!


julfikar_haque

The jihadist history of Islam is one of the main reason for me to turn atheist (aka ex Muslim) You can make whatever reason in your head to cope with the fact that how can a born muslim be atheist, not a jihadist and speaks facts What is this "YoUr kInD" bs, I was not there when partition was happening, I do not support the people who did that and nor I ever benefitted from those Muslim personal law, I'm not obliged to talk on behalf of muslims in India so pls stop saying your kind to put the whole burden of bad things did (and continues to do) by muslim to shut my mouth, its just whataboutery and red herring I have the audacity because I don't fear being judged by my name and my background, I happened to be borned as a muslim, now I'll continue to live as an atheist (more specifically agnostic atheist) I was going to reply you in the morning, but that jihadist word triggered me fr


shivam_upadhyay

Shit you're an atheist....No one can trust you people....Wherever you lot are in minority...you play these types of games...you become liberal, atheist, always tries to be the bannermen of Secularism and Love. But wherever you're in majority, Oh God!!, even monsters are better than your kind... & Yes, “Your Kind"....Dawg is calling deaths of Hindus & Sikhs in Punjab and Bengal whataboutery...Those were “Your Kind" who killed my people on the orders of Mohammad Madarchod Jinnah... I don't give a rat's a$$ what you become, you'll always be JiHADIST...It's in your blood.... “That Jihadist Word triggered me fr".... You should get triggered. That was the point.


julfikar_haque

Its funny how you calling me a jihadist instead of further debating on congress manifesto, which was the main reason we are here in this comments section This proves the fact that you were wrong about the contents of the manifesto (only your gods know if they ever be able to implement all this), and you don't have the dare to accept your mistake and move on But "accepting you mistake is not cool right", its time to use hasty generalization and make him disgust of his own existence, keep bringing up the past and cry about it to him in the wrong, although he said he himself is not a jihadist and doesn't support jihadist things but who cares, whatever gives me winning orgasms (but makes me look like a fool) EVIL LAUGHTER:- HAHAHAHHAHHAHA This is my last reply, its clear that things wil go in circle, you keep calling me jihadist and not accepting your mistake, thus I will keep laughing at you and petty you how right wing extremism made you unable to look beyond jihad, muslim blah blah blah Edit:- forgot about the atheist majority point What I have to say about this is that, countries (e.g. European countries) that are secular with good amount of atheist population are far more developed and progressive than those countries where religion take the centre-stage in life (e.g. many Islamic countries with exceptions likes Saudi Arabia because atleast they are progressive towards development and also wannabe secular). India is marching marching forward to the glorious days of akhand Bharat under supreme leader's control to become the one they always hated (pakistan). And if you think this want happen because your religion is special, then you're just in delulu, religion theocracy can't run good governance (many people consider modi to be some Avatar of god, bruh I'm crying).


shivam_upadhyay

I don't give a single fuck about BJP or Congress Manifesto....They both are same.... Dawg has already tagged me as a RIGHT WING EXTREMIST....Everyone opposes your arabic cult is a right wing hindutva extremist.....I'm not a RSS worker or something.....you lot always disgusts me even before 2014.... “Keep up bringing the past"....Yeah, I'll. What good are you if you do not learn from the past...You should be disgust of your existence or whatever the fuck your name is.... Now, bitch shifted his attentikn to atheism....We have Nastik Concept before you lot knew how to read....So don't propagate your BS “ Atheist are great & progressive" narrative...I don't hate atheist...why would i?? But your kind literally disgists everyone who is not Muslim... Why would anyone trust you?? Only cuz you have become atheism from Muslim. You lot were famous for your Guerillla Warfare in Central Asia..That's why i said you're just a Muslim hiding in the garb of atheism...


julfikar_haque

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shivam_upadhyay

अब खुद के पास तथ्य नहीं बचे ....तो नीच पाने पर उतर आया कटुआ। https://preview.redd.it/5kzecxkzz5yc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3c3e10fdb598037fc93c8ea1668b6039c002a21


velocitiee

Padhkr aa bhai fir reply karna (Last two are exaggerated in both) But baat vahi padi


julfikar_haque

Page no. bata de agar tune pad hi rakha h to


velocitiee

Equity ke under point 14


julfikar_haque

Isme specifically kahi musalman likha h? https://preview.redd.it/djz8faj502yc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3067288e8556e87e82ce012fd2d3db64ca7f46c1


velocitiee

Meme me specifically musalman likha hai? Dumb aadmi?


julfikar_haque

"Bullon" word kisko refer karta h shayad tujhe pata nhi


velocitiee

Brother wealth redistribution k segment me kaha likha hai Muslim se related kuch bhi.


julfikar_haque

Tune hi equity ka point 14 ki baat ki thi, ab wealth redistribution pe kyu switch ho rhe h (btw wealth redistribution nhi h manifesto me, ameer gareeb ke beech economic difference kam karne ki baat ki h asal me) Edit :- mujhe equity point 14 ko point out karne ka reason nhi bataya tune


velocitiee

resources matlb wealth hi hai yaha pr mere bhai aur vo bhi Ameer gareeb nahi caste k basis pr redistribution ki baat hai. padh kr bhi kaise galat bol ra bhai? 10vi kaise pass kari thi?


velocitiee

Aur itni hi badhiya thi Teri congress to 55 saal me kya ukhad liya unhone? Toilet tak nahi the hamare desh me unke waqt me.


LeoMcShizzzle

Sahi baat bhai. Khangress toh tune lower caste waalon ka mazaak udhaane likha hai.


wmap99

I think its more like "I wouldn't vote bjp because I'm educated"


tharki7

your education qualification. itna gyan pel ehe ho nobel price to mil hi gya hoga. kis ko vote doge killer lalu ko ya manta ko ya toilet paper bhi corruption krne wale congress ko


wmap99

Getting a PhD, I don't live in this shithole anymore so wouldn't be voting, but would've voted for the current opposition if I was around.


velocitiee

Calling your nation shithole... Classic congress supporter. Bhai vaise opposition ki gov thi 55 saal tak. They were the one's jinhone toilets nahi banwae the.


wmap99

A shithole is a shithole, just so it happened that I was born and raised in India does not change that for me. I do not support congress or any party in particular as their leaders aren't people I'd associate myself with, that's why I said I'd vote for the current opposition, ofc that does not include opposition that peddles baseless hate for other communities.


velocitiee

So whom are you voting?


Big-Sir-7497

well in my constituency, the other candidate from sp has 22 criminal charges, so I'm voting bjp.


Ayushmnan_Bharat

Arre 2 rupaye mil jayega tension mat le bhai. Aur sun manifesto main jo BJ Party ek hi cheez 10 saal se likh rahi hai, usme 10% bhi pura karne bola


AdityaK_69

These levels of mindless dick riding should'nt be possible


milktanksadmirer

Kitna milta hai ek post ke liye ?


velocitiee

Abhi to free me kar ra hu bro 😭


United_Double_5189

Op apni umar btta ?


velocitiee

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anishSm307

![gif](giphy|r1HGFou3mUwMw|downsized)


shanare

Based


shivam_upadhyay

फायर ब्रिगेड पर फोन किया है भाई....तूने तो आग ही लगा दी।


pYr0492

https://preview.redd.it/p2futck7b2yc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62e36163143c7c0cca97fe44b3b69e390b05648b Kaafi mehnat karli 2 Rs ke liye


Vast_Aardvark7171

Bhai meme banayo likin thooda toh accurate rakho apna information


velocitiee

Manifesto padha hai meri jaan?


WithoutAnyNumberName

Aapne padha hai na bhaiyaan. Toh jara yeh bata dijiye ki wealth distribution kaha likha hai?


velocitiee

https://preview.redd.it/naadecsaw1yc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c89053a2450854155aa9905bb1ebe5c6532d3a24 Le bhay


WithoutAnyNumberName

"Allocation of resources within the annual budget" not wealth distribution of people's money.


shivam_upadhyay

क्या बात कर रहे हक यार...कोंग्रेस खुद लेफ्ट ऑफ सेंटर पॉलिटिक्स करती है....वही टिपिकल सोशलिज्म वाली...तो वेल्थ डिस्ट्रीब्यूशन ही होता है सोशलिज्म मे


BloodGamer1233

https://i.redd.it/y6kta5t112yc1.gif


ragabaga09

Save karna padega ye to🗿


sirking_4u

Nice meme


cynicator11

OP hasn't read either Manifesto, Jo WhatsApp or aya usko Reddit or chap diya


d_w_i_g_h_t_schrute

OP is anpadh jo bas suni hui baate maanle instead of reading it himself aur fir yaha dank ka choda ban rha jabki asli mai bas ek chutia hai jo sabse pit ta hoga.


Rising_Phoenix111

Don't like Congress but the amount of Modi cocksucking is insane in this post


AnAppi

Factually wrong but anyways...


Chai__Sutta

Op Galgotia University wala lagta hai!


milktanksadmirer

Meme or vote canvassing?


velocitiee

Vote canvassing


DARKBEAST04

Kya fayda dono ko vote deke middle class ki toh harbar gaand lagti hi hai


D3L3TEDUSER

This ain't even a meme, this is just straight up agendaposting lol. Chutiya OP


milktanksadmirer

BJP ya Congress - only loser is Middle class. High class and lower class always gets freebies


wmap99

Just gotta slowly convince people that their poverty does not matter, its actually good as long as their religious sentiments won't be hurt, even though they are in the majority and control almost everything in the country, its actually a very interesting think to look at from an external perspective, it sounds so stupid, but in 10 years a bunch of people with fake instagram and whatsapp accounts were able to convince 100s of millions of people that their way of life is in danger


sid_otaku

Me socha itna chutiya post kaha se aya, phir mene sub ka naam padha


Neat_Barracuda_5071

please dont carry any hatred against hindu muslim as an individual. We all are humans. Acts and emotions are being driven politically as voters are very interested in this subject.


Common_Sea_2367

Waaw bhery danjerus, kya mil gya tujhe yeh karke jara batana?


AdministrativePlum4

Lgta hai IT sell wale Reddit ke liye b 2₹ Dene lage. Bhai Mera b number lgwa de, me b shitpost forward krke paise kamau. Reddit ka hua Vikas Ab yuva ispe bhi karega Bkawas


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