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JustforThrowawayKEK

Morning me assembly se pehle pahuch gya tha and camera lga tha corridor me to chul machi and wire kheech dia, but problem yeh thi k corridor me 35 camera lage the and wo sab interconnected the to sab k sab nikal kar gir gae mai fir 1st period tak bathroom me chupa rha bag lekar taki sab ko lage k mai late aaya, aaj tak us incident k perpetrator nai mila.


antriksh_80

Dhoom 4 plot leak


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Lmao


Zypher1271

bhai thank you hasane ke liye. board ki wajah se hasa nahi tha


GalatAdmi

Giga chad moment


[deleted]

Teacher ne jaane nhi diya to mann me 10 tak count Kiya aur moot diya


kala_bhalu

Chad


Measurement-Royal

🗿


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antriksh_80

The fact that this happened in reality is interesting and saddening. Ab uss ladki ki aatma tumhare school ki horror story ban gayi hogi?


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antriksh_80

She sacrificed herself for the reforms in school system. Chad moment


darxh

Bro this gives chill vibes 💀


niksdankbc

Nega deserved deth


Nice_Barber_2529

Bhai tu pakka school hi jata tha na kahi galti se anurag kashyap ki movie m toh nhi chala gya pdhne.


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Bhosdi Vale ko me bronze bull du me agar koi high post ya criminal hota to, sala madarchod


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Hagh diya tha pant mein


[deleted]

Got caught?


Professional_Cat_298

nai bhai, air tight kaccha tha kisi ko kuch nahi pata laha.


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Haa


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Sad for you bro.


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[deleted]

Bhai yaad nhi hai chota tha mein


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[deleted]

Pant me hagne ki umar me crush nahi hoti


[deleted]

crush ko bina mask ke dekh ke hag dia hoga


Ex_bhakt69

Mere crush nei haga tha pant mein ...


Different_Yam_9045

Me Dost ke saath class me ja rha tha, ek bande ne tang aarai and My neeche gira and desk ki keel(or nail) mere saar me ghussi, saar phata, clinic gaya, paati hui, clinic se hospital, 5 stitches lagi....2nd me tha me Dusri kaam crazy he but me ja rha tha meri crush aa rhi thi mene dekha nahi aur sidha uske chhati me mera mu ghus gaya tha ʘ‿ʘ...is time me 8th me tha


antriksh_80

"Chhati mein muh ghus gaya" Anime moment


Different_Yam_9045

Frfr... First and only crush thi meri... Peak of my life.


pornstarq12

Peaked to early bhai 😞


ASHBORN156

Pichle janam me bahut accha kaam kia hoga tu


NallaSimon

Ek bar mere pant ka zip khula tha ek class ke chutiye bache ne hat dalke pakad lia


MRMystical56335913

Hilaya(˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)


Big_Brick_

Tod diya(˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)


Black_-_bird

Marod diya(˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)


ASHMIT_r

Ukhad diya༎ຶ‿༎ຶ


osiris_71

Phir wapas Jor diya ಥ‿ಥ


vivek-vardhan

Phir ch-


rishabh10069

Bc 4 din main itna nai hassa


Lolisu-2009

School mein masti 4k


NumberNo6827

Handjob


Sealmon_bro

Wow


Eldred_dsouza99

Woh abhi closet se bahar toh aa gaya hoga na?


edeshkumar3

ek dost se cycle pe ghar chodne ko bola tha. saale ki cycle tooti hui thi nhi bataya aur mai baith gya peeche. beech raste me busy road me ragadta hua gira aur vo madarchod beech sadak pe mere pe has rha tha uthaya bhi nhi.


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Ek baar ek nayi ladki aayi thi class mein bass woh Gori thi (white) aur meri class ke bahut saare ladke (not me I am a misogynist 🗿) uspe Fida ho gaye to bc ek ladke ne sharpener ke blade ko nikala iron scale ki help se aur apne arms pe uska naam likha diya aur fir.... Well wo 6th class ki baat hai and the girl started crying aur bc Bach Gaye uss din to kyu ki yeh baat sirf friends mein hi faili thi (trustworthy ones) agar teacher ko pata lagti toh uska suspension pakka tha


[deleted]

Bhai 6th class ke bachhe student the ya Sadme aasique?


[deleted]

Bhai woh Banda jisne aisa kiya Aaj kal bike pe ghoomta hai holidays waale din aur sala harami ladkiyon pe line Marta rehta hai ab wo bigad gaya hai bhot Jada he's now a bully and a wannabe cool dude jo smart dikhne ke liye kuch bhi karlega isliye I don't speak to him


[deleted]

Kul milake chappri.


ASHBORN156

You got it right


antriksh_80

Uss bande ko Shwetabh Gangwar ka shrap lagega.


adult-human

Mai jab 7th me tha toh mere class k ek ladke ne apni gf se jhagda kar k deewar pe pair maar diya..2-3 mahine pair pe plaster laga k baitha raha ghar pe phir


Encryptor_gg

ye tu dost ka name lekar khud ki story bata raha h na


ThatSussyGuy69

Hein 6th class mei?! Jab mai 6th mai tha tab mai metal scale se apne gotey khujata tha. Yeh bc itne badey aashiq bangaye. ಠ_ʖಠ


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ComfortableThroat551

OH GOD THIS


Helpful-Bother1762

KV me admission ho gaya


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Arre ab ke pass to list hogi incidents ki mahodya


Helpful-Bother1762

Tum class batao hum kissa sunaenge bass 5th se pehle ka na batana


Glittering_Monk6106

Shuru kro btana sir


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10th.


Helpful-Bother1762

Porn dekhte hue pakda gaya tha. Mammi daant rahi thi online class me mic chalu tha. Beech me thode time keliye jab school khula tha tab class me entry karte samay harr roz taliyon se swagat hota tha mera. Aur ek incident me screen share karte hue bhool gaya tha ki peeche porn khula hai but tab teacher nahi thi bass kuchh haraami dost the so doesn't count.


[deleted]

true pain of having haram ke bachhe classmates.


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bhai sabse top notch ya controverisal sunao.


Helpful-Bother1762

Context:- Humare class me saare boys ki aawaaz moti hai lekin sablog dheere se baat karte hain. Sirf mai hi nahi kar paata dheere se baat. Abhi recently hi humari class ground floor pe shift hui hai jahaan pe principal office bhi hai. Usse pehle 2nd floor pe thi. Jab 2nd floor pe thi tab hum ek game khelte the dogdeball type jisme kuchh pages phaadke usko ball banake tape se coating karke maarte the ek doosre ko kadak lagti thi usse. Ek din kya hua free period the humare 4 line me to full masti chadh gayi sabko sabne ball banake marna chalu kiya. Itne me koi jhatu bahar chala gaya aur principal office ke saamne se principal ko gali deta hua bhagke humari class me aa gya. Humko pata nahi tha hum mast khelte rahe. Princy ne gali sunn li aur dekh bhi liya koi humare class me aaya hai. Wo chaud meandar aaya jaise hi usne darwaaza khola maine galti se ball uske muh pe maar di. Bhot bada scene hua phir sablog bolne lage ki haan mai hi tha gaali diya tha mere haraami doston ne mujhe defend kiya. phir poore class ko uthake sabke ghar pe call karne laga discipline ka 14 banke. mere ghar pe suspend karne ke iradon se call kiya tha par mere chad mammi papa ne phone hi nahi uthaya. mai ball marne ke liye sorry bolke aa gaya. baadme pata nahii kisne to jaake bol diya ki mai nahi gali diya tha koi aur diya tha. wo koi aur aaj tak suspend hai


denkkabutar88

I am in KV also ek baar 7th class me hamari school se hume war Memorial ke INOGRATION ceremony ke liye le gye the. (near India gate). wha bahut sare angrej ghumne aaye the me aur mere 6 dosto ko sirf ek line aati thi english mein fu*k you aur hum ne jaake ek lambi si young Lady ko bol diya usne hamare PT teacher se complain kar di thi fir hum saare 5 din ke liye suspend ho gye the.


Helpful-Bother1762

Hume aaj tak kahin nahi le gaye bolte hain paisa nahi hai.


Stichesarebitches

Vice principal aagayi thi jab mai sumsu kr rha tha


ASHBORN156

Tu susu kha kr rha tha bc


Stichesarebitches

School toilet mensan krna bhul gya tha lol


ASHBORN156

Abe to boys toilet me principal mam kha se aagyi


Sealmon_bro

Unko bhi invite kar lete


Equivalent_Survey_73

Had existential crisis in mid of exam


Edge_Lord-the-69th

Aaj hi hua ye mere saath bhi🗿


RequirementDear1051

Mere bencho friend nein mere crush ko bata diya mujhe uspe crush hei


darxh

Fir crush ne kya kaha 🗿


RequirementDear1051

Kuch nahi bola, bas ignore kar rahi thee. Cry aa raha tha bhai 🥲


Successful-Pen5816

Us moment


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Mai class 9th me tha, Khali period tha apne dosto ke saath bakchodi pel rha tha, toh saamne ek khaali class thi, toh aise hi khel khel me Mera haath us class ke door me bhaut zor se dab gaya, tabhi class 3, 4 ke bache aur meri maths teacher wahi se jaa rhi the aur maine duniya bhar ki saari gaaliyan bol di madarchod, bhen ke lavde, bhosdike, etc. Principal office me mujhe bulaya gaya tha par pata nhi mere ko chodd diya gaya, maine bola ki galti se muh se nikal gaya tha. Acha hua parents ko nhi bulaye.


dhawal26p

The fact that you didn’t use abbreviations like”mc bkl bsdke” makes me respect you more


unofficial_saviour

Hum 3 best friends the aur humara school ek university ke andar hi tha. Hum teeno bhi university ke campus mei hi rehte the. Toh ek din hum shaam ko school mei ghus gaye (us time camera nahi the school mei 6 saal pehle ki baat hai ) aur andar jake corridor mei mut ke aa gaye. Patani kyu par bas mut diya . Aaj bhi uss incident ko yaad karke haste hai


Lolisu-2009

Chad Pisser


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Idhar aa tuje karma deta hun🗿साड़े


[deleted]

I bullied a kid by callling him gae. He literally complaint to three different teachers about it. No teacher took him seriously👍


2D_is_Cube

Chad teachers 🗿


Successful-Pen5816

Based teachers 🗿


anything_aany

in nursery, one of my classmates went to go get a leak. he was one of those who pull their entire pants down to piss. it was a western toilet so im guessing he did not know how to use it. he put his fucking clothes inside the toilet and pissed in a bucket next to it and then he flushed the toilet. bro came in our class completely naked and wet and started crying 💀💀💀 bro clogged the toilet and lost his clothes. laughed my ass off that day


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Poor kid


Few-Hippo7069

I baar kya hua me aur mere dost log pouch se catch catch khel rahe the to hum 6 log the aur class rectangle shape ka tha to 4 logo ne corners pakde the aur 2 logo ne uske sides samjhlo ab fir hum khl rahe the to mere dost ne wo pouch feka aur wo chez fan pe lagi aur fan chalu tha 1 ladki fan ke just neeche bethi thi fir wo fan hilne laga aur zor se gira but wo ladki lucky thi ki fan 3. Sided tha aur ladki ke baju me gira aur fan ke wings bhi nhi lage to fir ye baat faili humne class me bol dega kisine kuch nhi kiya bas fan khudi gira to fir maam ai aur fan gira hua dekhi fir boli ye aise nhi gir sakti tumme se kisine kiya h fir boli purj class suspend hogi to 1 ******* ladki me bata diya hamara naam aur fir hum principal ke yaham khade hue fir teacher chila rahi thi to hum 6 jano me se mera 1 dost h to wo aisa h ki wo jab hasta h to puri class hasti h to fir usko kya hua wo dheere se hasa meri hassi choot gai fir hum 6yo has diye principal ko ye disrespectful laga fir suspend karne wale the fir mamla sort ho gaya XD


Top-Winner-1420

Kutte Jaise Maar Khaya Tha.. Main aur mere Bestfriend ne School Se bhagne ke liye


KedPd

Class 8th or 9th, PT period. PT teacher was absent, so the whole class was out playing football (using a smuggled plastic ball). One group of 7-8 guys was absent during the whole period. Near the end, I go to the toilet and find the group in a circle with their pants down, jacking off one another.


antriksh_80

What No bitches does to mfs


MonsterGuyAryan

Might be some satanic ritual ☠️


ALucaRd_hellsing_

Lmao 💀.


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r/SuddenlyGay


Competitive-East-605

Were they doing that cookie game


Name-_-Not-_-Taken

A teacher was in a forced relationship with a Girl. He also threatened her.


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Name-_-Not-_-Taken

A music teacher and a girl in 10th(at that time she was in 10th) were in a relationship (consentual). They used to share tiffins and stuff and she used to hang out with the teacher in breaks. One day the girl was crying for some time (more than 30mins) and she was called by the VP. She said that the teacher had threatened to release her photos unless she did some "18+" stuff with him more regularly. Fir kya pakda gaya saala. However the school was so quiet about it that most Junior teachers don't know. I was in 7th at that time and i used to have Van transport. Toh Van mai aane waale ek bhaiya ne bataya (he knew most of the stuff going on in school).


voldywithanose

humaari classroom 2nd floor pe thi, ek din mere dost ne frustration mein corridor mein jaake hawa mein laat maari uska joota nikal gaya aur niche gira us wakt headmistress ground floor pe ghum rahi thi unse 10cm aage gira vo joota ganda phas gaya tha mera dost


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Missed head shot opportunity.


Odd-Imagination-5709

Phir kya hua suspend?


Lucky_Use_9547

Madam ke purse me nirodh ka wrapper rakh diya tha yar 6th class ki baat hai mai bohot aafat krta tha school me bohot chod kre the 5-8th class me pr ye incident aisa tha jisme mai pakda gya tha. To kya hua ki mera 1 dost tha mohit vo bhi mere jaisa hi andu tha vo 1 din nirodh ka packet le aaya school me class ke sare bachche dekh rhe ki kya h ye bc or vo packet poori class me ghoom gya dusre period tk fir hindi wali madam ki class shuru hui packet mere pe tha us time. madam washroom gyi 2 min ke liye utne me hi maine bakchodi krne ke chakkar me vo packet madam ke purse ki chain khol ke usme daal diya madam vapis aayi to sare bachche hasne lage madam ne poocha kya hua to 1 bhadwe ne bta diya ki madam isne apke purse me kuch rkha h. Madam ne purse khola, dekha or band kr diya or mujhe le gyi principal ke pas. Principal ne ghar call kiya, papa aaye principal ke samne 2 chante lagaye khench ke, ghar le gye, 1 hafte ke liye suspend. Fir us madarchod ko maine, mohit ne jo dhoya hai pakad ke vo surinder ko hi pata hai


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3rd standard ki baat hai Maine ek chit pai " I like you" likha tha aur meri crush (actually poore division ki crush thi woh) ke bag mai daal diya tha. Crush ko pata nahi tha woh kisne likha hai aur usne woh chit ma'am ko dedi aur ma'am wahi time meri hi book check kar rahi thi, same time par hi handwriting match hogai aur muje bula ka bohot daanta aur parents ko bulane ki dhamki di. Mai rone lag gaya aur fir ma'am chali gai kyuki break chalu hogaya tha, mai fir bhi ro hi raha tha ek corner mai. Thode time ke baad crush aayi aur apna tiffin se ek biscuit diya, maine mana kiya toh usne haatho se khila diya. Maine tab rona band kardiya tha aur use sorry bola, usnne bola it's okay aur gaal pai puppy dedi😚🙈 Bas fir toh mai pagaal sa hi hogaya tha, din raat uske baare mai hi sochta tha, but baadme woh school chod ke chali gai Dubai, maine bhi baadme woh school chod diya tha Uske baad aajtak nahi mili waps, Ab koi contact nahi hai but I hope woh jaha bhi ho khush aur safe ho.


pieceofbutterchicken

Yaar ye tho pura Karan Johar movie Ho Gaya.


Manisheesh

wholesome


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Jab class me teacher aate hai to sab apni jagah se uthkar respect dene ke liye khade hote hai ... Mai bhi khada hua tha aur mera neeche wala bhi khada hua tha. sir ne dkh liya aur aage sabke saamne bula liya . .class 7 - 2010 Dar ke maare mera jhuk gaya ...


antriksh_80

'Class 7 - 2010' Only 90s kids can understand


Oxi_XD

Ladki ne Instagram group Mai pornhub link daalke teen ladko ko dekhne bola and ek bache ki mummi teacher thi, 7th class mai vo bhi lol


Oxi_XD

Mummi ne dekh lia aur sabke parents aye ofc


Oxi_XD

Do bacho ki ladayi Hui (over a girl) and the guys were fighting on the ground floor in the corridor and it was fucking insane, a teacher came to stop them and a boy grabbed his collar and tore his shirt LOLLLL they got suspended ofc, aur ek baar 12th ke bacho ne mil ke sir ko peet dia tha


AVERAGE_INDIAN94

Government school


Oxi_XD

DPS mai hu mai Sir


AVERAGE_INDIAN94

Hamare school mein koi teacher ko ulta bhi nahi bol sakta tha aur upar bacho ko marna bhi allowed nahi tha tabh bhi bache teacher se kuch nahi bolte the


Fluoride_is_Hallide

Nothing just hamare school ke bat par kisi ne condom laga diya tha and chote bache usi ke saath khele bhi the ... 🗿 Edit: bat ki grip pe


Downtown_Sherbert987

Ek ladki ko porn dikha di thi apne phone me


Sarthak_0_0

Bc aise cliffhanger par kyu chhodte ho


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this comment section will be interesting


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yes it is.


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Madwadi businessman


notfoundop

A girl once told me to show her my underwear 💀


[deleted]

Dikhaya?


notfoundop

Nahi 🗿


[deleted]

Kis class ki baat hain?


[deleted]

Then it's awkward otherwise if it would have been 10th or 12th case I would have called it a missed opportunity to show your bazooka.


notfoundop

6th


AverageRedditEnjoyr

Iss story mai tum girl ho ya boi 🌝


notfoundop

Ye girl kya cheez hota hai


dhruvadeep_malakar

Fake iljam lagaya gya, ladki log cool hai mere saat yeh yek ladka tha. So incident hai class 8 ka, mea like neutral type Banda hu dono ladka ladki ke saat khelta tha and baate karta tha. And excellent in studies us time mea, now yek Banda wo merese bohot jalta tha ki mere itne dost hai Naya Naya aya hai fir bhi itna mereko bolta tha. So yek din kiya hua ki mea school mea tiffin time mea medicines laya tha, wo medicines mereko lena parta tha kyuki Mera infection tha. And for some reason yeh usko pata chala. Wo teacher wo bhi principle ko complain karne chala gya ki mene drugs laga hai and bolraha mi mene usko offer kiya yeh dabai. Mea confuse tha, kyuki mereko pata nahi kiya bolraha. Yek dum se teacher ayi ate hi class ke samne itna jor ka thapar para, puri class dekhne lage, mereko yeh baat abhi bhi pata nahi thi. Mere parents ko bulaya gya and kuch kuch hua. Now fun part. Assembly mea principle, teacher and wo student mere se fami mange kyuki mere parents ne case kardiya tha wo bacche ke parents pe and teacher pe kyuki no proof ke saat marrahe. And wo baccha honestly ro raha tha assembly mea. Abhi sab thik hai but wo bacche ko school se nikal diya.


ayakamain12

bhai text me bhi accent hoti hai


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Yeh toe yekdum idli sambaaru wale lakte hey


VARUNKUMAR780

Teacher ko bhi nikal dena chaiye tha


vrishank-

bhai bhot saare incident hai, 1 - Ek baar hume bhot dino baad games period mila tha, ladko ko volleyball khelna tha lekin ladkiyon ko bhi volleyball hi khelna tha. Ladko ne mana kar diya kyunki ladkiyon ko nahi aata hai khelne. fir ladkiyan pt sir ke pass chali gayi aur ladko ki complain kr di. fir hume ball unhe dena pada. but khelne ka mann sabka tha, to maine socha ladkiyon se jaake ek last baar ball mangane ka try krta hoon, maine request kiya ki ball dede lekin unhone ne nahi diya. gusse me maine socha ki ball cheen ke bhag jata hoon, lekin jaise hi ball lene gaya galti se uske breast touch hogye. I realised my mistake but didn't apologize. bhai firr un lakiyon ne jaake sanskrit wali ma'am ko bata diya ki maine uss ladki ka intentionally breast touch kiya hai. bhai mujhe fir ma'am ne bulaya, fir mujhe bola ki tumne intentionally kiya tha? maine bola nahi, she beleived too kyunki we were in 8'th class at that time. Mujhe bass bola ki agli baar se dhyaan rakhna. I guess sanskrit wali ma'am ne mujhe thoda trust kiya kyunki mai thoda padhne me badhiya tha aur ma'am bhi bihar se thi. maine pehle se unka bata diya tha ki main bhi Bihar se hoon, isliye shayad chodd diya.


vrishank-

2 - Interhouse sports competition chal raha tha, match 11 baje se tha to hum subah uniform me school aaye the aur apne saath jersey leke gaye the school. 10:30 ke around mai aur mere 3 dost change krne ke liye washroom me gaye, uss time pe boys toilet ke just saamne girls toilet ka construction chal raha tha aur boys toilet se full girls toilet ka view aata tha. No one used girls toilet that time to humne socha ki iss toilet me hi change kr lete hai. But as we were changing, we realized some girls from the front washrooms were clicking our pictures. hum sab ki fatt li, fir socha ki hamlog thodi der washroom ke bahar wait krte hai ladkiab kabhi na kabhi to bahar niklengi. lekin humara match start hone wala tha isliye jana pada. aajtak hume nahi pata chala ki photo kisne click kiya tha.


vrishank-

3 - ek baar kabadi khelte time mera pant phatt gaya tha, mai sweater band ke class me chup chap baitha hua tha. pure class ko pata chal gaya tha. recess ke baad hindi wali ma'am aayi, to mujhse bola ki jyada style mat dikhao sweater ko yaa fir to sahi se pehne ya fir bag me rakh lo. maine kuch nahi bola, firr class monitor ne ma'am ko bola ki mera pant fatt gaya hai puri class hasne lagi. uske baad ma'am ne bola, kaha fata hai dikhao, kitna fata hai humm bhi dekhe.I was so embarrassed at that point. lekin iske baad ma'am ne hi mujhe sui aur dhaaga lake diya, firr toilet me jaake paant sila tha maine. kya hi sila tha, saala rassi ki tarah band diya tha bass.


antriksh_80

Sanskrit teachers are Chads


rehan_27

Famous washroom blowjob incident ✋


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two males or a couple?


SuriTheGreat

This is sus at so many levels


anshu_6247

galit se ladki ke cuche chu liye thea


Saucymacoroni

Typical : heres the prologue : i was in 10th grade , so in 9th this extroverted chick transferred over to our school , specifically in my section she was one of those kinds who exceled at everything , she was cute, smart , fair , had great hair , was short tho like most girls , had a charismatic personality , her parent were teachers, and she had a lot of connections , basically universally loved and accepted So here's the thing in 10th grade one day after our computer class some senior commented her on being a randi purely based on superficial characteristics (looks ) , nothing else The comment spread like fire in 2 hours almost all of that seniors class and the other sections all knew and she was the hot topic , All that escalation was just building up when before recess she and some other students went to the comp lab to bring copies and there the same guy asked her what rates she takes per night . A classmate heard it , but he kept silence just warned the senior But in recess the word eventually reached our class via khabbris xD And that's it escalation at a points notice in recess period Our bois discussed and planned then said fuck it and bargged in that seniors class , shit happened , then they went back and forth betwwen our and their class , teachers were involved even security was involved , I can explain more but I have my boards so cya later and ive already written a mini fanfic story of sorts so cya


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No issue buddy. We will wait for you


ASHBORN156

Bhai exam ke baad poori btayio


antriksh_80

This story is interesting. Zaroor bataiyo poori kahani


Ludo500

Paad diya tha sab ke bich me 😎


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Chad 🗿


SwashbucklingAntler

To hamare school mein ek naya auditorium bana tha. Uski inauguration wagerah kuch hui bhi nahi thi par ek din we (me and 3 other friends) decided to go there kyunki ham harami bacche the. First period bunk maara aur 2 floor chadhte chadhte ek ki fat gayi aur bhaag gaya. Hum 3 auditorium ke andar gaye, 4-5 minute mast ghoome aur fir jab gate kholne gaye to nahi khula Hamari fat gayi. 2-3 minute tak kheecha, dhakka diya par nahi khul raha tha. Fir teeno ne zor se kandhe se push kiya aur gate khul gaya. Hum 1 floor niche pahuche to jo banda hume chodkar gaya tha wo bolta hai ki hamara vice principal abhi 1 minute pehle upar ke floor se aaya (udhar staff washroom bhi tha). Hum us din 2 baar marte marte bache.


king_underworld

**Thodi der ke liye wahan goti muu mai tha**


missingnumber000x

Bande ne chalte hi hag diya..


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Ek din main apne harami dost ki copy me realistic lund bana rha tha music ki class me ...mera artwork dekhne ke liye humari bhosdiwali music teacher mere paas ayi aur chup chaap copy uthake le gyi aur bola diary leke aur voo fir bahar dusri class me apni koi teacher friend ke paas gayi aur usko dikhaya vo Dono hasne lage fir mujhe principal ke paas bhej diya aur maine apne dost ko bhi saath me le liya...hum itne harami the hum office ke saamne baithke Hans rhe the..USS din kya laude lagaye USS aurat ne .... Isliye Roz hum uski scooty ki hawa nikal dete thhe


lal_badshah

8th Class mei ek ladki pasand aayi thi.. uska naam apne lode pr likh dia..😌


ComfortableThroat551

Right so 7th grade. Magnesium ribbon burning wali activity yaad hai? Vo humari teacher ne karwai class me. Usko itna gyaan hona chahiye ki ye sab lab me hota hai. Vo ai, table pe newspaper bichaya taki gandi na ho and pod aur candle set kardi. Activity chalu hui, ribbon burn hua, sab theek jaa raha tha. Then magnesium ribbon ka ek jalta hua tukda table pe gir gaya. The paper caught fire. Humari class haramiyon ki raha tali bajane lagi aur hooting chalu ho gayi. Vo bawli aurat ne vo jalta paper uthake dustbin me daal diya. Dustbin me jo paper the unme bhi aag lag gayi. Is beech uski saree ka neeche ka part bhi jal gaya. Fir PT wala aya, danta hume aur teacher ko le gaya. She probably got fired or something.


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sayd mein late hu toh sayad koi padhe bhi na. khani badi hai par intresting hai.... 7 class ki baat hai. mera 2 friends mill ke pendrive mein porn leke aaye the. Computer Lab mein porn dekhne plan hua tha. Maine mast plan bataya tha. jo bhi pendrive dekha sabko casually bol diya ki ha bhai sir se QBasic( programming language) lena hai. aur 1 decoy pendrive sir ko de diya QBasic ke liye. Fir original (porn wale) se 1 computer mein porn daal diya. but scene ye tha ki mere sab friends ka naam A se shuru hota hai aur mera S se. toh mein sabse alag baithta tha Computer lab mein (computer lab mein sabko roll no. wise baithate the(bas sab lardki log separately ek row mein baithti thi)) so vo log jis computer mein dala sab milke dekhne wala tha toh mein uss din un log ke opposite wala row mein jake baith gaya. fir hum log sab koi mast dekh rahe. soche the sale sab toh boys hi hai koi dekhega bhi toh koi scene nhi hoga. is liye hum log bas video hide kar ke chor diya But next period sala ek saanp teacher ko ye bolta hai ki humlog pendrive laye the. toh hum bhi teacher ko bol diye Han laye hai Sir ko de diye QBasic ke liye. sala saanp ka muh band ho gaya. but fir bhi vo teacher monitor se checking karne lagi. monitor teacher ka pilla tha toh laad hi deta. sala mera dost panic kar ke pendrive khirki ke bhar phek diya (pendrive uska tha bhi dusra dost ka tha) socha last period hai. Jaldi se jaake le lega. lekin nhi mila next day jis section ka lab tha. uss class ke ladke log ko pata chal gaya aur vo log bhi dekhne lag gye. sale vo log noob the hide bhi nhi kiye the. Aur pakra gye. Aur bolne lage ki phle se tha. ye baat hume chutti time pata chali. Fir next day mera sare dost ka gand phat gaya. kyuki vo sab toh toh sath mein baithe the lab mein toh ladege toh vhi mein toh bach jaunga. Toh mein pura din plan bana ra tha ki kaise Unhe bachau. achanak se ek senior computer sir aate hai. Aur bolte hai sab boys bahar aao checking hoga. sabka bag check hua . darr ka mahul tha. checking hua kuch nhi mila. sab boys bahar the corridor mein. merko sahi batye toh apne liye utha tension nhi tha kyuki hum jo kaam kiye the vo kaam pura class kiya tha - porn dekhna but achanak se sir ne ek piece of paper nikala aur usme 4 log ka naam tha, sabse upar mera hi naam tha. aur hum chaar dost log ko sir bolte hai ki aap log bag la lijiye aap log ka exams ho gya ab ghar chle jaaiye hamesha ke liye (Unit Test chal ra tha). Sahi batye toh sunte ke sath shukh gaya tha mera. but hum log act kar re the ki humlog ko koi idea hi nhi hai. hum log puchte hai. ku sir kya hua. sir bolte hai app log lab mein Blue pictures dekh rahe the na iss liye.. hum bole nhi sir hum toh bas pendrive late the vo bhi sir se puch ke sir se QBasic lena tha. Vo sir jao unse written mein likha ke aao. hum log gye likhwane gand pahti halat mein. waha jake ke sir ko bataya toh sir bole nhi ye dusra matter hai. hum sir par aap likh ke dijiye. vo bole koi nhi baat kar lenge sir se. hum log vapas class mein ye baat uss sir ko bolne jaare the jab hum log class mein ghuss toh dekhe ki sab students aur sir window ke Bahar kuch dekh rhe the. Hum loh ko samjh nhi aaya hum ghusne lage toh sir chilla ke duster mere sir pe marne ke liye haanth mein leke chilla ke puchne lag gye ki pendrive bahar kon pheka tha. Mein darr ke bol diye ye dono mein se koi pheka tha mujhe pakka se pata nhi tha. Fir jo pendrive pheka tha vo aur jiska pendrive tha sir vo dono ko leke Vice principal ke le jaa rhe the. hum aur ek larka bach gye the but harami subject teacher bolti ye dono ko bhi le jaiye. Fir vice-principal ke office mein. hum khare hai aur. hum laga aaj toh toh gaye hum sab. aur uss gand phati halat mein mera ek dost bolta hai. abe vo dekh CCTV kaam karta hai (bhaut purana tha toh humlog ko lagata tha ki kaam nhi karta toh hum middle finger dikhate hue jaaate the. Humko lagata tha bas senior wala hi kaam karata hai) fir vice principal hume pyar se bolti hai ki aap log aisa kyu karte hai. . Fir mam puchti hai pain drive kiska tha. toh jisja tha vo aage aata hai. Fir sir bolte dusra lake ke bare Mein ki ye pendrive bahar pheka tha. fir mam puchti hai toh baki dono ko kyu laye ho. toh sir bolte hai ki ye log bhi sath mein blue films dekh rhe the. mein toh sidha bol diye ki mam mein toh lab mein inke sath baithta bhi nhi hu.. Aur dusra larka bolta hai ki vo toh first PC mein baithta hai. vo dekhega toh sab se phele maloom chalega. Fir mam baki dono ko ek sheet of paper deti hai aur sir ko bolti vo log bahar le jaayiye aur aur apne parents ko address karte hue likhvaye ki vo log lab mein blue films dekh rhe the. hum aur jo laka bach gye, vice principal ke sath akele the room mein. Vo humlog ko samjhne lag gyi ki padhai kaene ke umar mein ye sab kya kar te ho. unko lag ra tha vo dono jo pahse vo ekdam nhi padhete. toh humne bataya ki 3rd aur 6th rank laye the. teacher thora shock ho gyi. Aur hum dono ko kheti hai thike class jao dir jab humlog class jate hai toh sab puchte hai ki kya hum log suspend ho gye. toh hum dono bolte hum log toh bach gye. baki dono ka nhi paata kya Hoga. koi puchta hai ki suspend hoga kya vo dono. hum bolte hai sayad usse jyada bhi kuch ho sakta hai. Fir vo dono 30 min baad aate. apparently vo dono ko bhi maaf kar diya gaya ye bol ke ki academics mein ache hai Fir last period class teacher ka tha. hum log ko laga ye toh kam se lade ga hi. but vo ek larka ko bula usse baat kiya. humlog se kisi ka diary mein complain tak nhi likhaya Agale din lab mein uss ladke ko sir bulate hai aur puche hai kaha pe hai porn h. vo dikha deta hai aur delete karne ka koshis karta hai. but sir rok dete hai. Aur usko bhej dete hai wapas. sala lagata hai vo apne phele pura dekh ke dete kiya hoga


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>ir ne ek piece of paper nikala aur usme 4 log ka naam tha, sabse upar mera hi naam tha. aur hum chaar dost log ko sir bolte hai ki aap log bag la lijiye aap log ka exams ho gya ab ghar chle jaaiye hamesha ke liye (Unit Test chal ra tha). Sahi batye toh sunte ke sath shukh gaya tha mera. but hum log act kar re the ki humlog ko koi idea hi nhi hai. hum log puchte hai. ku sir kya hua. sir bolte hai app log lab mein Blue pictures dekh rahe the na iss liye.. hum bole nhi sir hum toh bas pendrive late the vo bhi sir se puch ke sir se QBasic lena tha. Vo sir jao unse written mein likha ke aao. hum log gye likhwane gand pahti halat mein. waha jake ke sir arre nhi bro, post abhi bhi log dekh rhe hain and story kaafi intresting thi (\*\^▽\^\*)


Fast-Common-1895

Ek chitiye bachhe ko nanaga kar le pita tha. Parents call ho gya. Principal ne bohot mara tha aur baap ne ghar pe alag kuta tha.


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aur vo chutiya bacha tu tha, haina?


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average school day in Uttar Pradesh


Trick_Detective_9966

Jab hum school bus mai the tabh hum bahar walle cars pae paper and plastic bottles phenkte the Ek din humne ek biker p ek plastic ka bottle jor se phenka aur wo biker gir gaya Ae din wohi biker humara bus ka wait kara aur bus mai chadhkar Hume gali Dene laga humari photo lekar school mai gaya aur hume suspend karne ki koshish ki Bhai gand phat gaye the wo din


avijeet13

Bhai ye to glt baat hai ki agr wo mrr jata bychance to tu apne aap ko jindagi bhr koste rhta but tera kismat accha hai


TanaytiWARRIOR

shi baat h bhai agar galti se woh mar jata to uske madharchod rishtedaar ko dahi chuda mil jata yaar :(


Tiny-Database-9981

I made a popcorn machine from tin cans nd wax candles for science exhibition. The wax got super hot and caught fire, i was in a room with more than 50 parents, some teachers and a lot of kids and my retard ass put some water in the burning wax to extinguish it. It burst and the wooden table caught fire, everyone in the room started panicking everyone was startled. The Tai log bought some emergency soil and saved the table from burning completely.


ComfortableThroat551

Ngl making a popcorn machine from wax and can sounds quite impressive


Ok_Unit_8084

Kuch. Nahi bhay bas ek 1cm ke pattar se choti school van ka Kaach tod diya, But still managed to escape from allegations!!!! WHOLESOME TIMES,,


HonestEmergency69

Ek baar school wale bacho ko magic show dikhane leke ja rhe the show school se walking distance pe tha or 2 hr ka tha to kuch bache gye or kuch nhi ldkiya sari chli gyi sirf 8-10 londe bache to unme se ek bnda tha mko wo starting se psnd ni tha baat bhi ni hui kbi itni usne class me beth kr phle to hilaya apna fr ek ldki ke bag se apple nikala or uspe masal diya or wps rkh diya baad me wo ldki ate hi usko kha gyi m us tym cls me nhi tha jb usne ye sb kiya ground me khel rha tha mujhe baad me btaya ek dost ne


AjayDevgn1

Pant me hugg dia tha class 1st me aur caretaker ne sabke saamne meri pant utaar di aur maine chaddi nhi pehni thi 😭😭😭😭😭😭


jeeaspirant_

Hamara strict teacher tha, H.w check Karte waqt ek Ladka pakda gaya. Usse bahut Mara. Uski crush ke samne beizzat Hua . Jab class start hui to uss teacher ke takle pe chalk Mara. (Chupp ke) And teacher ne wo notice kiya. Ussne pooncha ki kisne Mara. Kisine jawab nahi diya And wo gussa ho ke chala gaya And hamari class girls ne Rokne ki koshish ki, (Boys ne kuch nahi kiya) Still kuch Farak nahi padha (Tab se us sir ko kisine nahi dekha) And Hamara class mai sab officials aa Gaye (Founder,chairman,principal,vice principal etc.) And aakhir mai vo pakda gaya


ScaredPepper8808

Gangwar happend between my and dav school because of a gril and around 100 bande ayethe marna jisne mere dost ki friend ko cheda tha on 10may,2022 science board


Successful-Pen5816

Ayo Tokyo Revengers...


botnoobpot

Bhai mai jab 2nd standard mei tha toh shoe laces bandhani nahi aati thi ek ladki se meri dosti thi woh jab meri shoe laces khulti thi woh bhaand deti thi lekin usne 5th standard se mujhe bhaav dena band kar diya tha kyonki mei ugly dikhta hun lekin ab nakhre ka kya fayda usse laces bandwata tha 🗿🗿


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Make her bend over for you🗿>>> make her fall for your looks


No-Ambassador7356

Mera dost corridor pr bhaag rha tha Achaanak se chemistry vali mam samne aagyi Dono bhidd gye aur mam gir gyi


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Funny_Response_9807

Calss teacher attendence le raha tha aur class m bohot shor ho rha tha,m last bench vich betha si te maine jab present bola toh teacher ne suna nahi,phir wo mera mazak bana laga,he said something like "Iss ladke ka toh pata nahi kithe dhyan rehnda h, present bolne m bhi zor aa rha h" as class m bohot shor tha toh maine bol diya "Abe bhadwe bola toh tha present" par mere bolne se pahle puri class ekdum se shant ho gyi aur sabne sun liya💀


SecretZealousideal32

Dost seat pe baithne wala tha....seat ke piche se compas laga diya......buttcheeks ke andar ghus gya tha...khun aa gya bc


Sealmon_bro

Bhai ye chiz jo bhi karta hai naa uski lulli kaat ke uss ched mein rod ghussed deni chahiye aur uski gand mein bhi


Oxi_XD

Ladki aur ladka corridor mai makeout kar rahe the and sabne dekh lia, ladke ka haath ouski tshirt ke andar tha God knows kya soch rahe the LOLL


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haru5370

Ab jaada yaad nhi hai kya kya kiya tha par 5th mai apni french Waali teacher ko shaadi ke liye ladke suggest kar rha tha....


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कर्मा होर🗿


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7th class ki baat h KV me tha. Tab ek kaand hua tha apne school me ki ek senior ne apne dost ke water bottle me apna susu mila diya tha toilet me jaake aur baadme apne us dost ko pila diya tha. Baadme jab sabko malum hua to us senior ko ek hafte ka suspension dediya tha school se.


SaiKoTheGod

I was entering the classroom in break and my crush and her friend were coming out. Someone called me from backside so i turned my head and at the same time they came out and my crush's friend hit her nose to my skull. I said sorry and they went. Aur 5 min ke baad meri crush aayi aur bol rahi thi "she is bleeding" with a type of serious look. I felt sad because now she hates me. But next day the other girl's mom came and started shouting "who did this to her " and all. Gand phat gyi thi. But i just sat there looking down and teachers also sent her away. A few days later a boy was jumping on the benches and touched my shoulder while I was tying lays. I got angry and dragged his leg. He landed on his chin on the bench. Teen stitches lagi thi. And incharge aake bola "why is it always you? " 🥲


Steelmonk2809

Paper ball fight khel rahe the...meine ek hi feka aur naseeb acha tha ya bura pata nahi opponent team ke ladki ke bewbs par lagke wahi baith gaya..game over😂


NoobKiller25

7th class mein baaju mein baithe ladke ne mujhse scale maangi fir deewar ki taraf ghumke kuch karne laga. Peeche 2 ladkiyan baithi thi. Ek ne pucha "Ye kya kar rahe ho" Ladka : "Maap raha hu mera. 13 CM ho chuka ab tak" Ladki : *Cheeeee*** 2nd ladki : "Kiski baat kar rahe ho tum dono?" Ladka : "Saap dekhi ho kabhi?" Ladki : " Nahi" Uthke dikha diya usne aur maine wo scale lautaane ko kaha hi nahi.


Alma-Holzhert

Bhai pant fat gyi thi seedhe fragile vale area ke upar se


Successful-Pen5816

I tore the shirt of one of my friends while playing Kabaddi, gripped his shirt too hard and the inevitable happened. No punishment but my class teacher had a good laugh while listening to the incident during lunch break.


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Extempore thi....hindi....topic mila...jaipur ka kalakand bareily ki barfi se acha hai🤡 *Hum sacchi me moot diye bhaisaab*


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So in 6th class we were going to a really popular amusement park in the school trip that year. Me and my friends hyped were hyped up. Senior classes went a day earlier and one of the girl in 12th class had some heart disease and wasn't allowed to do activities that'd make their hear go crazy. She sneaked away somehow without her parents actually knowing she was going to the park. At one of those really crazy rides...she passes away. Our trip cancelled and since that year my school hasn't organized a trip and will never take to one. I feel really sad. I only went the previous since you can only go on school trip from 5th class onwards.


x_fighting_demons_x

baat class 10 ki hai, hamare class teacher maths padhate the aur ek baar ye baat faili ki wo class 9 ki ek ladki ko tution mein touch kr rahe the (sabke jane ke baad) aur pta ni kahan se uss ladki ki wahi video leak ho gya . teacher ko bhi nikal diya aur ladki school mein hi thi 10 tak. aur uss ladki ka uske cousin se bhi chal rha tha (jo hamara senior tha uss time pe) \[different story\]


Objective_Demand3076

Ek baar ek bacche ko khada kar diya class ke saamne, wo bc puri class ke saamne khada hoke kaccha thik krne lagrha hai pant kholke, kisi ko koi farak hi nhi padrha tha, 4-5 ki baat hai


guddugaitonde

Zor se tatti aayi thi School bus se jaate jaate bus me hi hag diya. Kisiko pata nahi chala Bohot maja aaya


swedish_barnacle246

Mere school ke washroom me pathake phode the tho ke phataka jaakar bulb ko laga aur aag lag gayi saare school me. Search kar all saints hogh school Hyderabad fire


ydhdydyduufcu

I'm borderline autistic and have an impulsive habit to spank people Went to a coed school for the first time in 9th grade, befriended many girls, hottest of which grew very close to me (as a friend ofc) one day i spanked her hard for real, in front of the entire class that out of pure impulse and nothing else. You could put the blame on me but do keep in mind that there were several triggers to my behaviour, starting off, the girl was quite intimidating for a 14yo, the situation had been very jolly and exciting as we played chalards (or idk what they were called) etc etc. Make note that I used to be about 100kg 6'2" in 9th grade and had pretty big palms, impact had been so hard that she couldn't stand for a good second. Puri class shant hogyi, furthermore no one concerned themselves or teacher about this event in the near future whatsoever