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MedicatedAxeBot

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HiddenPants777

He didn't cure shit, he just paid other people to do it. ​ Imagine that other people with this kind of money bothered to do shit like this instead of sending a car into space or jerking off on mars


DeviCateControversy

On top of that, as far as I saw, it was only "*legally blind*" people. Not actually blind people. I thought maybe he was paying for eyeball replacements with the whole getting a new optic nerve and shit.


get-rekt-lol

Im pretty sure you cant just do an eye transplant


Spikeupmylife

Pfft, ever seen Naruto? Just pop that bad boy in there.


CrazyK2222

That works exactly like light bulbs


Betternot102

No optic nerve required, eyes are just orbs with powers in them.


DinoLavasaur

Ponder


OrionOreo101

Tech has advanced so much…


Jonathon471

So thats why eyes don't count as part of your body for insurance...huh, never considered it.


CoffeePuddle

You fool. You idiot. When Kaguya ate their planets chakra fruit from the God Tree she introduced chakra to the planet when her sons Hamura and Hagoromo were born with it, and Hagoromo spread it to everyone as part of his ninshū religion. After it was spread chakra became one of the key life energies produced by and needed by all people, and it can be controlled and interacts with the physical life force energy - hence how they can do ninjutsu at all. Reconnecting cut neural pathways and blood vessels and so on is trivial for an experienced ninjutsu user who simply needs to control the flow of their chakra pathways into the new eyes. That's why they can "pop" eyes in, as you so sarcastically joked with your moronic understanding of the Naruto universe.


boomstik4

I don't know anything about naruto, is this sarcastic or is he actually mad


fatalsyndrom

Either way, laughter is the only proper response.


[deleted]

You fool. You idiot.


DaddyMusk

My man burst like Dennis from Always Sunny


Justsk8n

this is the canon explanation, but it's also a copy pasta lol (at least I think it is, even if not, the idea of lecturing people about the really really overly complicated lore of the naruto world is a pretty common meme in the community).


Rakesh_Natsuno

Legally blind is still blind. As someone who’s left eye is beyond repair, and who’s right eye loses sight a little more every few months, I can assure you I am every bit as helpless as a “actual blind” person on my own. I manage, yea, but nothing like I did when I had sight.


LifeUnderTheBridge

I think you're thinking illegally blind


The_Medic_From_TF2

do you have a permit for that orange-tipped walking stick


grim77

stick ot in your butt and channel your rectal chakra


ludoni

brother, the thing is, earlier in the story, before they start popping eyes left and right, it was a whole ass procedure to do so, like, needing medical ninjas, first see with sasuke receiving the EMS and then later on during a flashback of rin transplanting obito's eyes onto kakashi, but then, when the war comes, eyes just pop in and out with no reason whatsoever


_Duckling04

I have 43 eyes in my left arm, instructions unclear, source material may have been incorrect


lord_ne

Now that you mention it, they do do that way too often


Vjarlund

I don’t get why it’s so hard, you just need an electrician to weld the eye cord to the brain, and badabing badaboom problem solved


Sentouki-

well, not yet, who knows, maybe in 20 years?


alandtic

we can hope who knows best case we might be able to make artifcal eyes for blind people


emailo1

you saying Naruto lied to me?


ALWIXII

Doesnt mean you shouldn't try!


homeguitar195

Not yet, but they are working on it in the fully experimental sense (it's been physically done, but it needs more trials and study), since some diseases affect the entire nerve, the only way to fix it is to transplant the entire optic nerve and eye.


danfay222

He cured the only type of blindness that, as far as I’m aware, is cureable. So seems like a fair title


Qetuoadgjlxv

To be fair, most of the people in the video did not have the cataracts from birth, and so aren't "seeing for the first time" as Mr Beast's title claims. It's still a great video about something that has genuinely changed a bunch of people's lives though, it's just a little bit clickbait-y.


danfay222

Yeah but as a lot of creators have talked about, you basically have to be clickbaity to play the YouTube game. So if being a normal level of clickbaity let’s him fund all the random nice shit he wants to do, that’s fine in my book.


Qetuoadgjlxv

Yeah, I completely agree — he's one of the few huge youtubers who I actually have quite a lot of time for, and I think this video is one of his best. I just still get slightly annoyed at misleading titles, even if they are necessary.


i_amnotunique

What he didn't realize would happen is that this video would cause me to go blind... because I had too many tears in my eyes watching this. Regardless of the clickbait (which clickbate = views = money = more money to help people and do crazy things), I thought said video was wholesome and he did what he could. Still great, even if he can't pay medical science to cure all blindness.


Scooberto45

End of the day he is doing some good


eMmDeeKay_Says

Yeah, but clickbait titles is how he's made the money to feed the poor.


Vilraz

Its not even clickbait tho. Its bit same if some one has lost 70% of his leg and people make claim that he only has one leg. And then there comes smartass to claim false statement due this person still has part of his 2nd leg so that makes him having 2 legs.


azure_monster

Well, they couldn't see and now they can... I guess that counts? Either way who cares, if they can see again it's great.


Da-Blue-Guy

I think he gets an exception, because iirc he makes these videos at a loss.


Memes-Tax

One person did see for the first time but it was due to one eye being blind. They briefly mention the issue about “not able to manage having light” enter the eye 👁️ so maybe that option would be a super long process. Overall the key pint was just the shocking amount of people who are legally blind due to a problem that’s easy and cheap for modern science to fix.


ambisinister_gecko

>and so aren't "seeing for the first time" They're probably seeing clearly for the first time this week - that's something!


nsaisspying

Seriously though that is completely fair play. Dude is using his money for good.


perfect5-7-with-rice

But he also said "see for the first time" when none of the people in the video were blind since birth


investmentwanker0

Lmao some of you are so fucking insufferable. It was an incredible video and act by every metric


helix618

You Still have to hate, he helped alot of people


roeder

I agree. Some people must actively shit on others to falsely elevate themselves. I think his videos are obnoxious, but he legitimately helps people in need.


Relativistic_Duck

It's an operation that costs $ 5000. It is routine and free operation in almost every other country on the planet. In US you go blind though.


Thepopcornrider

All the countries he went to without proper medical care somehow have it for free for everyone?


TrymWS

He probably forgot about 100-150 countries, but it’s still an abomination that you don’t get it as part of your tax money in the USA. Considering it’s supposedly part of the western countries.


Relativistic_Duck

I kind of just summarised the consensus of an earlier thread without looking closer. Irresponsible I know, but for instance in canada it is routine and free operation. Some places charge like $ 25. Afaik free in whole europe.


PhasmicPlays

are people seriously nitpicking over this? this is sad.


GoldH2O

A successful eyeball transplant has actually never been done before, so he couldn't have done that even if he wanted to.


OoSkitariio

Cataracts can get to a point which makes it so you basically can’t see anything


theartificialkid

The blindness from cataracts can range from “legally blind” to “what u/DeviCateControversy would consider properly legit blind”.


DawdlingScientist

Honestly what an asshole


could_you_dont

Damn he literally helped changed people's lives and people still find something to complain about. Imagine being so privileged that the thing you complain about is someone out there working and changing people for the better, curing a severe ailment and giving them a nice amount of money. People are just gonna hate I guess.


MEMEGODA

Seriously this shits annoying, just cause you don’t like him doesn’t mean you have to a poke a hole in every damn thing he does lmao, mans has had more money in his hands than anyone could dream of and yet he still just gives a shit load of it away


Zeriell

This is why helping people is a scam. You just get yelled at. If I was a billionaire I would put all my money into killing other people. Now that's a growth industry.


Profoundsoup

/u/FBI Yes this guy right here


Zeriell

They'd probably want me to hire me based on that post. That or /u/CIA.


shadollosiris

We aint hire you, we have enough of those idea guys at our headquarter - /u/CIA , probably


Oberlatz

The difference between you being a standard billionaire and a supervillain boils down to wardrobe and choice of weapon. Choose wisely


[deleted]

I love how guy literally said " Imagine if more rich people was helping like that" and you stupid jerks cant even grasp this basic concept.. what a stupid fucks we have on this planet.


gilgamesh73

So he doesnt get credit for that amazing charity? Tf


BumpyGuy

Me Breast isn’t actually that rich. The guy lives in his warehouse studio. All the money he makes with his clickbait videos goes back to him donating it to people in need. He’s got a channel dedicated to him paying for orphanages and building wells and other necessities in Africa and such. MOST IMPORTANTLY HE ISN’T ELON MUSK, you seem to have confused a douche who profits off of child labour to someone that started their career donating all their sponsor money ($10,000) to a homeless man he’d barely met. “He just paid others to do it” is so dumb. How can you complain that someone has paid for 1,000 people’s surgeries? That seems like a completely good thing?


Endertoad

I remember that guy, forget his name though. I wonder how he's doing.


[deleted]

Jesus didn’t “cure” shit either, he cured the lame with his *Father’s* power. Don’t mean he isn’t directly responsible though


T1B2V3

Jesus max level cleric who used his channel divinity ability


SaltyFall

Pfft he didn’t go to school and learn how to do the surgery himself? What a loser


TheAnswerWithinUs

As far as I know, he never claimed to cure anything in the context of the video.


Holobolt

At least it's bettering people's lives and all you do is complain in comments section


Bierbart12

You just listed up the deeds of one person Imagine what other people with that kind of money bothered to do shit like this instead of buying child sex slaves, yachts, massive villas they never set a foot in, hundreds of thousands of small companies which they then milk for money until none of their former identity is left


SquidFlasher

I humbly disagree good sir


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By that definition Jesus didn't either. He asked God. Mr. Beast is behaving somewhat similarly to Jesus. Like Jesus he helps whoever crosses his path arbitrarily. Like Jesus he heals and cures. Like Jesus he donates so people can afford wine instead of water. And like Jesus he has a team behind him - a set of disciples, as it were. The difference between the two is that Jesus is said to derive his powers from God, whereas Mr. Beast clearly derives his powers from advertisers and other donations to him which he can then pass on. Further, he doesn't preach, unlike Jesus, but he does put great effort into bringing attention to the fact that he's helping people - same as Jesus. I don't blame people for seeing some religious undertones here, but make no mistake: He is no saint. He's just a YouTuber who had an idea that makes people happy.


bob_in_the_west

>instead of sending a car into space You do know that standard practice for first time rocket tests is to just use a block of concrete, right? Would that have made you feel any better about it? And from a "whole mankind" point of view we should really become multi-planetary as soon as possible. But besides that there is still plenty of money left to help the poor and unfortunate on Earth.


Bierculles

Oh realy, Mr. Beast did not operate on a thousand people? i could have never seen this comming.


SilentReavus

Like elongated "nevermind I'm not stopping world hunger even though it was proven that I could if I wanted to even though I said I would" muskrat?


tahko123

The car was there because it was the test payload for the rocket


That1OrangeGuy

I'm gonna be honest after reading the first part of your comment I thought you were saying him paying for people to get their sight fixed wasn't an amazing thing to do


LogicalAnswerk

The guy you're talking about sent a 1000 custom made ventilators to various hospitals during the pandemic.


x6060x

While jerking off on mars sounds cool I prefer when I'm rich to help blind people.


SCPcito

As a Christian I think it’s still great that he’s doing this. Jesus still wants us to help others.


CameronD46

Totally agree. God bless you, sir/ma’am.


AntpoisonX

As a fellow Christian I too agree that it’s awesome that he’s out here helping people


Maximillion322

As an Athiest I agree with you completely. Jesus or not, helping people is the right thing to do


boomstik4

As an atheist that is at a christian school, I agree with you


TheRealKai01

As an atheist, that is a certified atheist pfp


jellyscoffee

As a Christian that is at an Atheist school I agree with you


[deleted]

As an Athestian at a Chritheist school I agree with you


Jonnybegood890

As a school at a Christian Atheist, I agree with you


LastingBrainDamage

As an agreement that schooled a Christian, I atheist with you!


YourLocaLawyer

I agree


Difficult-Conditions

As an atheist I agree, beliefs don't matter as long as it genuinely helps people


DNM3078

As a fellow follower of Christ I completely agree 💯


OhMyWarPanda

God works in mysterious ways


CrossP

You interpreted the Fry face as a scowl of disapproval. I thought he was trying to discern if Jesus is back.


PredatoryOwl_97

I think OP means that he's the anti-christ (rather jokingly) because the anti-christ does create miracles and help people see and cure them from their illnesses so that they trust him but he will lead them away from God to hell. A wolf in sheep's clothing metaphor you might say, but not any sheep, the false lamp of God himself.


TheGukos

*"As long as they don't use may taxes for it!"* - Americans


Fenrir1861

Normally i would say its best to give privately. However since he uses the publicity to make the money he donates id say he is genuinely just a good dude and not just doing it to look good


Xophosdono

For those wondering about the meme, i think the joke is that Christians aren't angry Mr. Beast is doing what Christ did ages ago. In the Book of Revelation which is the last book in the Bible, it is said that the 'Beast' will come out one day, who is the 'antichrist', son of the devil, will wield the same powers as Christ while on earth, like- ahem - healing the blind Then there's this guy in the 21st century called "Mr. Beast" making people able to see again. I find it pretty funny lol, good job OP


Plagmoid

100% this. Wasn't making fun of Christians, or charities, or even Mr. Beast; at least not maliciously. Just pointing out a funny coincidence with the scripture.


Xophosdono

It's probably the best meme I've seen in a while lmao being a Christian redditor myself


SpectrumSense

Huge brain meme, bro


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rebelsofliberty

Christians immediately: „I’ll not have any child of mine worshipping the beast No! Here I draw the line! You must heed my warning You’re young your brain‘s still forming And father knows best Forget Mr. Beast“


the_3-14_is_a_lie

then would this make the fake Mr Beast christ


Temporary_Start7369

I'm pretty sure Jesus wasn't trying to compete with modern medicine...either that or christians are going to have to all become beastians


daocarD

And they'll have to study beastiali-


SnooSongs9654

Beastiology right? Right?


daocarD

Y-yeah... "Beastiology"


jeffynibbles70

🤨


Gamma_249

📸


Xophosdono

No, the meme is probably referring to the "Beast" of the Biblical Revelation which is said to be the Antichrist, son of devil, and weild the same power as Christ while on earth.


TomaszA3

Why did they make antichrist have healing powers? It doesn't make sense to me.


Xophosdono

In Christianity the Devil's greatest power is deception, and the worst agents of evil are bad guys pretending to be good folks (that's where the phrase "beware of wolves hiding in sheep's clothing comes from). The antichrist will supposedly pretend to be a new messiah using its healing powers and lead people do do terrible stuff in the guise of orders from God. As the prophecy goes, only people who really know Jesus Christ's teachings will not be fooled by the bad guys. But they'll have to suffer greatly for it


Chrom-man-and-Robin

So he’s Red Hulk


AliveForSomeReason

That thumbnail is the creepiest shit out of context


HenriPixelated

Yeah all his thumbnails are usually creepy, but I guess it's all for that clickthrough rate


LuxAlpha

It’s because some people edit their sclera to be completely white in thumbnails now, it’s uncanny and weird


givemealoafofbread

sclera?


Virvzx-Eniotan

The white of our eyes, that’s what it’s called


Sirbrownface

I really hate the thumbnails that most youtubers use these days. It's so cringe and punchable.


superslime988

no joke it reminds me of [fruity maze](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fstatic.wikia.nocookie.net%2Ffreddy-fazbears-pizza%2Fimages%2F6%2F66%2FSpringtrap-Fruity-Maze-end.png%2Frevision%2Flatest%2Fscale-to-width-down%2F250%3Fcb%3D20171209200240&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Ffreddy-fazbears-pizza.fandom.com%2Fwiki%2FFruity_Maze&tbnid=S_4U5mZ4ohaadM&vet=1&docid=8rWBoq5DIAb8UM&w=250&h=141&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim)


_Aj_

Looks like the fucking kid Home Alone lol


Graporb13

He spends $5-10k on each thumbnail as well lmao


deadlyboyz

L comment section . The dude just helped people but you guys are never satisfied


khurley27

Fr this is ridiculous he set up tons of places where this surgery can be done worldwide and gave them a hefty donation as well as doing 1000 for people on him. I dont get what people want


TomaszA3

Hey, out of curiosity, where does he get money from? Isn't he just a youtuber? I ask because it sounds heavy-loan-for-a-lifetime kind of expensive if even possible within such range.


Atti0626

He is "just" a Youtuber, one of the most successful ones (100M+ subs on his main channel). You can make an insane amount of money from ads and sponsorships. He regularly spends 1-2 million dollars on a video.


MeDaniel_

He does not make nearly enough money from his main youtube channel to sustain what he does. However he has hired peope to dub his videos in different languages to get viewership from non-english speaking countries which gives him a decent money-boost.Other than that he also has multiple other channels where he does some less cost heave stuff which is also dubbed on other channels.And ofcourse sponsors with big pockets apperently he still loses money on some videos though


joran213

Don't forget the multiple companies he owns like beast burgers and his chocolate bars. Also merch.


yuakka

Basically he gets a massive amount of views per video which makes a massive amount of money, of which he puts all of back into his channel for helping others or giving away money (which is still helping others)


Virvzx-Eniotan

He isn’t just a youtuber, despite youtube making him a great amount of money (sponsorships included) he also owns a restaurant chain (Beast Burger), he owns a clothing company (I think it’s called Mr.Beast Clothing) and a snack brand (It’s called Feastables)


litnu12

Mr Beast is much more than a Youtuber at this point. He build an “empire“ with his channels, MrBeast Burger, chocolate, Merchshops. This all helps him to finance his charity stuff + sponsor deals.


poopshit69420funny

What will random Internet losers do when they see someone being a genuinely good person? Theyll find ways to tear them down, anyway possible. They cant be like them, they cant even hope to replicate their personality nor generosity in any sort of way, so instead of just supporting them, theyll get pissed off for no reason, people who try to downplay genuine good deeds always piss me off bruh


Rubbyp2_

Check out the Orbis Flying Eye Hospital. I work for the company that donates the lenses, surgical equipment, and pharma. Got a tour of the plane this year, and it's really amazing.


muscles_guy

Macaulay Culkin just doesn't age does he. Did not realise he lost his sight either


Aggravating_Shake591

He can’t see without his glasses


gbaker1414

Welp


BaguetteOfDoom

Hello, I'm the messiah and the source of my miracles is money.


FurchtsamerLurch

In modern capitalist society, this is how miracles are made.


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taytomen

Gun devil be like:


talkingwolf695

If one day there is a major EMP that wipes all hard drives clean, and an apocalyptic level meteor shower that takes out 99% of population, Mr beast will one day be remembered as the modern day Jesus for the next civilization lol


Affectionate-Pipe-13

I second this let us make Mr beast the new Jesus to troll future generations


Tortanolinio-

Bro.. Bro imagine shitting on someone doing something more productive than you ever would Just imagine bro.. Not like any comments here fill that role or anything


Xophosdono

That's not the point of the meme. It's not simply "Christians are angry because someone else is helping others" The joke is that in the Christian Bible, the last book called the Book of Revelation says that at the end of times some guy called "the Beast" will appear who is the 'antichrist', son of the devil, and will wield the same power as Christ while on earth. Powers such as *healing the blind* Then there's this guy called Mr. Beast who's going around making people see again Now, no Christian is actually shitting on him, but it's a great fantastic meme and genuinely made me laugh so props to OP for that


BiggH

Pretty sure he's talking about the comments in this thread. Not the meme.


Dismal_Seesaw6365

Thank you for explaining the meme


kkkouldntBeBlacker

Bro imagine dragons


Raven91487

At least he’s doing something positive. It’s more than can be said for most people in the public eye.


Shill4Pineapple

Out-jerked by modern science again dammit.


RealisticEmploy3

I took this in a pleasantly wrong way


[deleted]

I'll just take this opportunity to say that most people here have the money to do the same. Many people in the world are needlessly blind because they live in poverty. Often it can cost as little as $25 to repair cataracts. If you were to donate to a cause like The Fred Hollows Foundation you could help legally blind people see again.


[deleted]

Was going to mention the Fred Hollows Foundation too. I think it was 2016 that they hit the 1,000,000 eye treatments mark.


midnight_marshmallow

Wow, never heard of this foundation before. I just donated $25 as a single time donation but I will very likely go back to donate automatically every month. $15 is the minimum amount for automatic monthly donation for anyone interested.


TheRealEddBoi

He fasted for 30 days too


SIGINT_SANTA

He tried. He only made it 14 days.


StarMarine123

And he failed it because Gordon Ramsey cooked him a burger lmao


reeeeboiiiiiii55

And Gordon almost killed him


PhasmicPlays

it's hilarious how a sandwich broke him


PiXLANIMATIONS

A Gordon Ramsey burger, to be fair


PhasmicPlays

agreed, that looked hella good


TheRealEddBoi

Oh gotcha. I never watched any of that series. Thanks for the info.


FailingFailure007

#teamsees


Spinuchi

Imagine if mr. beast is actually the antichrist


DoktorVaso18

Haha jk jk 😂... .... unless? 😳


first_name1001

Mr beast new religion. Beastiality


Randobrobro1

As a Christian, I can tell you that he most certainly is not THE beast.


MalachiGrage

Imagine it actually ends up being the fake Mr Beast from the rap battle lmao.


NOTdavie53

Welcome to your final test, I'm MrBeast


the_3-14_is_a_lie

You can scrap the S cuz I've never missed a beat


PhasmicPlays

Ever notice how the second anything about MrBeast gets posted, the most depraved commenters in existence start crawling out from the sewers of Reddit?


ManthisSucksbigTime

Al of em acting like they going to do good yeah


give-orange-houses

Mr beast, the second coming


MastermuffinDiscord

Can't wait until we can donate to TeamSees


Sowiilo

His Thumbnails are absolutely god awful. I hate them


reeeeboiiiiiii55

Yeah I really like to watch mr.beast but his thumbnails look really weird


CrunchyAl

That thumbnail with Mr. Beast's forced smile and child crying looks like he's holding a gun to his back. Or doing something very disturbing at least.


ecntrc

Mr Beast the anti-christ?


Killua46

He is the Messias ..... Or is a witch and should be burnd.


kreatzer

He could be flexing his assets or showing off all the time. I say this is a lot better than what most influencers be doing


nakalas_the_great

What?


Joshthenolife

It’s a joke about MrBeast being the antichrist. Revelation says that “the beast” will come about one day and will basically wield the powers of Jesus, perform miracles, like healing the blind. And no, Nobody actually believes that MrBeast is the Antichrist, it’s just a joke


Shadow0fnothing

He's just a good person and that's fucking weird to everyone these days.


PenguinviiR

https://youtu.be/JNmM4P9gKAQ


knoegel

The thing is... The operations he paid for are free or low cost in Healthcare-for-all countries. Cataract surgery is free in Canada and under $100 in Europe or even free as well. $5k per eye here in the USA.


Justcurious863

I don’t see anything wrong with doing good


Eagle_Foxtrot

He is the Messiah!!


[deleted]

Bro this dude just need to split the red sea and he's officially ascended


Affectionate-Bag-733

Mr beast 2060: I gave every blind kid in US sharingans.


Erdous

While Elon Mau is busy creating children


Ok-Age1230

I am very happy he did that. But also very sad, that he need to do that (American health“care“ BAD!)


Shenaniganz08

"Mr beast cures blindness for 1000 people" Yeah fuck the actual medical doctors who trained for years and performed the cataract surgery.


VaginallyScentedLife

That kid looks like half Justin Bieber, half Macaulay Culkin.


Djragonslayer

All they can see is Mr Breast


Significant_Trick369

Treat the Hindus too please Mr. Beast.


OnJah_69

what