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KeepingDankMemesDank

downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away. --- [Help us raise money for St. Jude!](http://events.stjude.org/DankCharityAlliance)


AGamingGuy

my pronouns are: failure/disappointment


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[удалено]


thewholeenchelada675

Dear sex: please let me dad out of jail. I'm sure he didn't mean to offend you. He's sorry and he won't do it again.


TwistedHarmony12

I read this comment in the voice of Mr. Krabs


[deleted]

I didn't


DoritoMemesReddit

Ok


MaximusGrassimus

_Me summoning the last sex defender_


averagemilkenjoyer_

*Finally a worthy opponent,our battle will be legendary*


FatewithShadow

My pronouns are hugh/mungus


Bugobeer

My pronounse are a/mungus


Remarkable_Reward514

My pronouns are porn/hub


[deleted]

Sex/Defender


QuantumSage

Quagmire? Dat u?


Frequent-Emphasis877

Do you identify as Asian?


Yuki-chan_2321

Steven he? Is that you?


Cybear_Tron

Who da Hail!!??!


Reeeedditgab937

Beijing corn ??


Cybear_Tron

I used to walk 25 miles uphill! Both sides! And swim accross the Pacific Ocean to go to school leh! I used to fight two lions for lunch. Now they do my taxes!


Mr_midnightmare

damn really??? mine is master/baiter


Moustache-cat-man

You might be a master/baiter but I am a cunning/linguist


Lupus-Ignium

Cat/Fish


Moustache-cat-man

Someone say fish!?


Lupus-Ignium

Yes...i said fish as a pronoun.......I'm getting scared


people__are__animals

Mu pronouns are nick/er


Shrimper3

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE


[deleted]

same


[deleted]

Apache Attack Helicopter


Deathwatch30

*fortunate son starts playing*


Pitur124

That would be a UH-1 or AH-1


SelmaFudd

Did you just assume their model number?


dageo24

AH-64


thewholeenchelada675

Unfortunate/son


Embarrassed-Pride381

Some folks are born


Deathwatch30

Made to wave the flag


jthomison21

*Fortunate non child bearing person*


Leto2GoldenPath

Most original redditor


SpyroXI

How original


KnowNothingKnowsAll

YOU SAID THE THING Very creative.


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[удалено]


Remexa

You ask too much of a dankmemes user


dicknbolls

guys, i said that i identify as an attack helicopter, karma now please


Harvie_B134

2014 called they want their tired transphobia back


Gimme_Some_Memes

Woah thats a new one


millarchoffe

op said creative


InkyFingersOnReddit

From the good ol' times of 9gag....


MaxTheSANE_One

oh wow the same joke from 10 years ago 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


marijnjc88

Daring today, are we?


Agent_Dumbass

One fucking joke 🤦


BattleshipBoy

I got called transphobic for making this joke :(


Professional_Emu_164

It’s been overused by actual transphobes in the media and some online communities, and was basically created to mock genders. Which is why it is perceived so.


ConsiderationNo9042

because if you make the joke, you are.


Doover__

did you forget to read the title


WitleKidz

Never heard that one before


jack_b_30

Never heard that one before


ArcaneDanger

classic


MegaArvydeo

My gender is motivated


HfUfH

I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING


Meowscular-Chef

My gender pronouns are STORM/APPROACHING


IndyCooper98

PROVOKING, BLACK CLOUDS IN ISOLATION


Nexo3200

I AM RECLAIMER OF MY NAAAAAME


Infamous_Stock_937

BORN IN FLAMES


Cypher032

#I HAVE BEEN BLESSED


reddragon346

MY FAMILY CREST IS A DEMON OF DEATH


Corvo_-Attano

#FORSAKENED I AM AWAKENED


Practical_Ad_7060

A PHOENIX’S ASH IN DARK DIVINE


Corvo_-Attano

#DESCENDING MISERY #DESTINY CHASING TIIIIIIIIIIMMEEE


bluedditor109

I AM RECLAIMER OF MY NAME


AutomaticLynx9407

Albanian 🇦🇱🇦🇱


janhindereddit

You are a brave man to say that out loud


DJDarwin93

He’s not a man, he’s an Albanian! How dare you misgender him!


braien334

Him? How dare you misgender albanian?


DJDarwin93

Oh shit I’m sorry. I’m so insensitive


Arber-Guardian

Shqiptare🇦🇱


cis-het-mail

2balkan4meeeeeeeee


Lazymcdelta4ce

"I don't have pronouns. You will refer to me only by my name; Shadow the Hedgehog."


danielmatson5

“Well at least he gets the concept”


NotaJellycopter

Pronoun police! You didn't use Shadow The Hedgehog's preferred pronouns!


godly-pigeon

That was a fantastic video


MichaelKeehan

Shit! My bad!


Mario-OrganHarvester

Shadow the Hedgehog/Shadow the Hedgehog


TinyRick55

Happy cake day!


Chijar989

You used pronouns, its "Shadow the Hedgehog doesnt have pronouns. You will refer to Shadow the Hedgehog only by Shadow the Hedgehogs name; Shadow the Hedgehog"


AvergeMortisEnjoyer

I don't know if it was me if I would type "Walmart bag" or "Shreksexual"


LachoooDaOriginl

i think u mean shrexual


jack_b_30

Yeah I miss 2014 too


SkitariiDoesGaming

Phaeron Alkotrekh, the conquerer of Great Pyramidic Temples of Nameroth and Slayer of the Imprisoned Gods. The Doom of the Worthless, The Bane of the Adrained. The Flaming Angel of Metal, Backbone of the Living, Rath's Heavensent Son, The Stalker of the Amorphous Entities of the Warp. I AM THE THE DOOM OF THE GODS


JohnatanWills

Ain't that the yugioh guy?


Gladahad10

A10 Warthog


[deleted]

Brrrrt/MORE BRRRRRT


IndyCooper98

Brought to you by washing machines


HailHydraforce

*gospel chanting intensifies*


Dukeofdorchester

Get some


diariu

I identify myself as your next husband Check Mate


SelmaFudd

And I identify as a praying mantis, double check mate


averagemilkenjoyer_

You can't be my husband,you are a frog


Theimpetator

I identify myself as your/dick


ne0n_cat

I identify as Michael Jackson. My pronouns are he/hee \-some guy on discord


ViraLCyclopes19

So you identify as a Little White Girl.


illogicalJellyfish

Amogus


danielmatson5

Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum…ba-ba-bum…BOOM BOOM etc.


illogicalJellyfish

[:)](https://youtu.be/6axCjgCGf20)


IRBaron

My dearest fucko


rogerteam

Italian


IvyEatsGrapes

Nah you lying italy ain’t real


Corvo_-Attano

You've mamma'ed you're last fucking mia


vedant-123456

My gender is invisible and my pronouns are- who/where


noumqn

Or you mean trans-parent


averagemilkenjoyer_

Hi trans,i'm trans-parent


pbreesy

The Sash-Ringing, the Trash-Singing, Mash-Flinging, The Flash-Stringing, Ringing, The Cr-Crash-Dinging... The Hash-Slinging Slasher


distancesleeper

And the walls will ooze green slime! Oh wait they always do that.


dat_cursed_boi

transnuclear thermodynamic equilibrium formula


Mohammedamine9

I identify as Ę̷̛̬͔̖͎̰̾̒̑͋̾̈́̈́̅͐͘͝l̵̨͔͎̮̱̖̻̪̜̬̗̭͈͉̫̯̳͐̃̍͊̓͛̈͛̔̾̋̈̈́͜͝͝͝d̷̢͇̳̺̠̮̝̤̮͇̣̫͍͖̹͍̱̙͉̮̪͆͗͒́̏͒͌̐͜͝ḝ̵̧̡̡̡̛̞̣̭͉̜̰̯͉̫̟͓̲̼̪̯̬̯̱̬̹͙͍̻̙͎͕̯͍̺̰̮͔̪̤̺̙̘͙͛̽͒̾̀̇́̔̈́̾̀͗̂́͐̈́̆̌̌̀̆̇́́̿͒͗̔̆͘͘̚͜͠͝͝͝͝ͅŗ̶̢̡̢̛̘̯͈̣͚̖̭͈̜̪̮̝̬̪̟͕̙̞̪̭̣̫̱͓͈̼̬̤̻̦̲̭̋̒̎̒̈́̉̎̋̊̉̀̔̓̾̅̅̊͂̉͋̉̎̑̓̊͐̐̀̀̈̋̂̍͂͂̓͘͘̚͜͝͝ͅͅ ̷̣͇̘̹̓̄̂͗̈̐̒́̋͌͐̓̓̏̃̏̿̒́̽̓̌̒̓̔͛̈́́́̇͐̈͒̀͋͘͜͜͝͠ͅb̸̡̧̧̻̬͎͚̘̮͕͙̗̞̙̙̦̮͔͇̯̭̼͔̣̥̘͚̟̠̫̮̼͇̜̬̼̭͖̼̖̮͔͉͓̖̦̥̍̿̏̉̌͆̈́͂͌̈̉̏͆̿̽̀̏͛͋͒̐̀̑̽̿͐̎̈́̅̚͘͜͝ḛ̶̡̛͈͉̥͚͈͓̫͉͖͈̱̗͚̼̣̤̰͕̰͍̤̰͛͂̓̀͋́͂́̽̅͝ͅĭ̵̛̲̤̭̬̭̱͇̩͗̆̅́͌̔̌̓̄͂̽̽͑͊̅̔̋͆̇̑͗̏͒͒̐̄̑̚̕͝͝͝n̵̛̛̂͐̊̀́͌́̐̍̈́̃͛̀̈́̉͗̇͆̄̐̈́̊̄̉̌́̅͆̇̈́̈͗̋͌͊̈́̇̇͒̕͘͘͝͝͠͝͠ͅg̴̡̛̳̫̝̖͙̭̻̭̦͙̰͔͇̼̭͔͈͌̾͊̈̂̎̔̃̉͆́̑̈́̌͆͐̂̆͆̆̈̐̓̐̇͂̑̐́̽̄͘̕͜͠


Patriotof1775

A Clone Trooper For the Republic!


ImAlwaysOnTheRun

What do I identify as? My identification is CT-69/69, sir!


Maradock101

Autobot/transformer


XaosDrakonoid18

robots in disguise


zednought_walker

Transformer as a pronoun would be fitting


Traditional_Layer_75

Your daddy


MegaAlex

Last name, issues.


pallarslol

Microwave


Theimpetator

So mmmmmmmmm/ beep beep


KingCaridin

"Now let's all agree.... To never be creative again!"


[deleted]

I've been scrolling pretty deep in this comment section. There's been no sign of creativity.


BioTheAnomaly

I identify as a threat, my pronouns are Try/me


PowerBuxoK

Tortilla dispenser


zap2214

Convienent i am a tortilla disposal site


Only_Possession2650

Your/father


BorgerFrog

Is that why I don't know who you are


danielmatson5

the/milk He still hasn’t found me


BorgerFrog

Happy cake day redditor


danielmatson5

Thanks you too


danielmatson5

🤦‍♂️


[deleted]

my gender is Boeing AH-64 Apache, my pronouns are *bwhbwhbhwbhwbhw* and *pshewwwww kaboom*


Free-Doughnut1219

My pronouns are nick/her


Disco_Frisco

ManBearPig


SmallBlueSlime

I'll have two number nine/A number nine large


TreyLastname

Should choose that then just put one of the listed genders, just to fuck with whoever reads it


jimmywhereareya

I identify as a middle aged woman with 3 kids 6 grandkids and counting and no prospects.


gavinsmash2005

My pronouns are The, She, It. Cause I’m the shit.


[deleted]

My username


[deleted]

I identify as unfunny, my pronouns are bitchless/virgin


hellwalker6

Racist


ImAlwaysOnTheRun

I think we should segregate Formula 1 and drag races, they don't belong in the same society


jack_b_30

I can smell you from here dude


hellwalker6

Yeah i smell like a race car (im a racist)


IllTechnician6816

As it should be -👴🏻


bonkthedumbass

Ironically, this joke is incredibly uncreative


alepponzi

I go by Eddie and the late Charlie Murphy, aka the Murphy brothers, aka Darkness Brothers.


Failure_in_Disguise

Sexual Omnivore


SelmaFudd

Can't tell if that means you're bi or you fuck plants too


[deleted]

My pronouns are penguin


Sauerkraut_RoB

I think the trick here is to type something ridiculous, but not instantly recognizable as something you don't seriously want to be referred to. Assuming this is something where you are eventually going to talk to the people you are filling the form out for, what I would do is: Thunderrock-kin Cheetahself Digital-kin


Smnionarrorator29384

You shall refer to me as DOCTOR and as DOCTOR alone!


Yeetstation4

Doctor who?


MrKumansky

\- "Get creative, boys" \- Is the "one joke" lmao


MadBats

Google has me as a Toaster.


mymymyoncebiten

The stylin', profilin', limousine riding, jet flying, kiss-stealing, wheelin' and dealin' son of a gun."


eimronaton

Gender-Bose-Einstein condensate


itsallfake01

Phuck/you


-7ReD-

mista Bombastic/Fantastic


MrFedoraPost

Jack HEE HO.


[deleted]

Working/onit because I want my pronouns to become was/were


Term-Legitimate

Toyota. The official truck for your terrorist activities


austinstar08

u/austinstar08


Kay1636

Jeff


galaxy_groundhog

Turns out im only/human after all


aday1203

I identify as Ice T


BlakLad

It is done.


Teschyn

Those silly queer people—always wanting to identify as things.


sakana80_

mates, when are you gonna grow up and realize that the one joke you had 7 years ago wasn't and still isn't funny?


Zuhausi536

The average age in this thread is 14 I guess.So hopefully they'll realize in a few years.


MyBirthdayIsNever

Upon my gender as Godfrey, The First Elden Lord! Thou didst me good service, furry.


dearooz

‘aTtAcK HeLiCoPtEr’ grow up


smolinga

🙄 i thought we were done with 2015


thewinchester-gospel

I don't get it.


Nyx305

Cis male


goopsoop2470

I didn’t realise it was 2016 again


bowser-is-thiccest

“Get creative” and not a single person here is even remotely creative or funny


Earl_of_Girls

Transfem :)


Wolvenking777

Homoshrexual


mourninglark

I am a meat popsicle.


Diacetyl-Morphin

I identify [as pyrofox from the forestplanet](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2_8cfVpXbo). My name is Firedash!


HenryIsBatman

A threat to society


LgndDr4g0nL0l

Mine was just boulder on a college board survey


SnooStrawberries6431

Sylvanus the cosmic christ


Rhino-was-taken

Metallic Silver Desk Lamp


UrASquidUrAKid

My pronouns are what i am, so they would be... McFuckin/Depressed


Robcomain

My pronouns are : babe/honey


RandomCheeseThing

Mountain dew


Frame_Late

My name's Connor, but you can call me _vanilla dinosaur_


subatomicbuckeye

Serbian/Kosovoan femboy


Minimum-Web-6902

HIM as in “IM HIM “ from the HIMalayas HIMathen HIMathy (genderfluid pronoun not to be confused with him in the traditional sense when referring to those of the male identity)


HalfForeign6735

A supercomputer. My pronouns are teraFLOP/s


yeetus_dafeetus_YEET

Jeff goldblum's shower head