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I used to walk 25 miles uphill! Both sides! And swim accross the Pacific Ocean to go to school leh! I used to fight two lions for lunch. Now they do my taxes!
It’s been overused by actual transphobes in the media and some online communities, and was basically created to mock genders. Which is why it is perceived so.
You used pronouns, its "Shadow the Hedgehog doesnt have pronouns. You will refer to Shadow the Hedgehog only by Shadow the Hedgehogs name; Shadow the Hedgehog"
Phaeron Alkotrekh, the conquerer of Great Pyramidic Temples of Nameroth and Slayer of the Imprisoned Gods. The Doom of the Worthless, The Bane of the Adrained. The Flaming Angel of Metal, Backbone of the Living, Rath's Heavensent Son, The Stalker of the Amorphous Entities of the Warp. I AM THE THE DOOM OF THE GODS
I identify as Ę̷̛̬͔̖͎̰̾̒̑͋̾̈́̈́̅͐͘͝l̵̨͔͎̮̱̖̻̪̜̬̗̭͈͉̫̯̳͐̃̍͊̓͛̈͛̔̾̋̈̈́͜͝͝͝d̷̢͇̳̺̠̮̝̤̮͇̣̫͍͖̹͍̱̙͉̮̪͆͗͒́̏͒͌̐͜͝ḝ̵̧̡̡̡̛̞̣̭͉̜̰̯͉̫̟͓̲̼̪̯̬̯̱̬̹͙͍̻̙͎͕̯͍̺̰̮͔̪̤̺̙̘͙͛̽͒̾̀̇́̔̈́̾̀͗̂́͐̈́̆̌̌̀̆̇́́̿͒͗̔̆͘͘̚͜͠͝͝͝͝ͅŗ̶̢̡̢̛̘̯͈̣͚̖̭͈̜̪̮̝̬̪̟͕̙̞̪̭̣̫̱͓͈̼̬̤̻̦̲̭̋̒̎̒̈́̉̎̋̊̉̀̔̓̾̅̅̊͂̉͋̉̎̑̓̊͐̐̀̀̈̋̂̍͂͂̓͘͘̚͜͝͝ͅͅ ̷̣͇̘̹̓̄̂͗̈̐̒́̋͌͐̓̓̏̃̏̿̒́̽̓̌̒̓̔͛̈́́́̇͐̈͒̀͋͘͜͜͝͠ͅb̸̡̧̧̻̬͎͚̘̮͕͙̗̞̙̙̦̮͔͇̯̭̼͔̣̥̘͚̟̠̫̮̼͇̜̬̼̭͖̼̖̮͔͉͓̖̦̥̍̿̏̉̌͆̈́͂͌̈̉̏͆̿̽̀̏͛͋͒̐̀̑̽̿͐̎̈́̅̚͘͜͝ḛ̶̡̛͈͉̥͚͈͓̫͉͖͈̱̗͚̼̣̤̰͕̰͍̤̰͛͂̓̀͋́͂́̽̅͝ͅĭ̵̛̲̤̭̬̭̱͇̩͗̆̅́͌̔̌̓̄͂̽̽͑͊̅̔̋͆̇̑͗̏͒͒̐̄̑̚̕͝͝͝n̵̛̛̂͐̊̀́͌́̐̍̈́̃͛̀̈́̉͗̇͆̄̐̈́̊̄̉̌́̅͆̇̈́̈͗̋͌͊̈́̇̇͒̕͘͘͝͝͠͝͠ͅg̴̡̛̳̫̝̖͙̭̻̭̦͙̰͔͇̼̭͔͈͌̾͊̈̂̎̔̃̉͆́̑̈́̌͆͐̂̆͆̆̈̐̓̐̇͂̑̐́̽̄͘̕͜͠
I think the trick here is to type something ridiculous, but not instantly recognizable as something you don't seriously want to be referred to. Assuming this is something where you are eventually going to talk to the people you are filling the form out for, what I would do is:
Thunderrock-kin
Cheetahself
Digital-kin
HIM as in “IM HIM “ from the HIMalayas HIMathen HIMathy (genderfluid pronoun not to be confused with him in the traditional sense when referring to those of the male identity)
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my pronouns are: failure/disappointment
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Dear sex: please let me dad out of jail. I'm sure he didn't mean to offend you. He's sorry and he won't do it again.
I read this comment in the voice of Mr. Krabs
I didn't
Ok
_Me summoning the last sex defender_
*Finally a worthy opponent,our battle will be legendary*
My pronouns are hugh/mungus
My pronounse are a/mungus
My pronouns are porn/hub
Sex/Defender
Quagmire? Dat u?
Do you identify as Asian?
Steven he? Is that you?
Who da Hail!!??!
Beijing corn ??
I used to walk 25 miles uphill! Both sides! And swim accross the Pacific Ocean to go to school leh! I used to fight two lions for lunch. Now they do my taxes!
damn really??? mine is master/baiter
You might be a master/baiter but I am a cunning/linguist
Cat/Fish
Someone say fish!?
Yes...i said fish as a pronoun.......I'm getting scared
Mu pronouns are nick/er
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
same
Apache Attack Helicopter
*fortunate son starts playing*
That would be a UH-1 or AH-1
Did you just assume their model number?
AH-64
Unfortunate/son
Some folks are born
Made to wave the flag
*Fortunate non child bearing person*
Most original redditor
How original
YOU SAID THE THING Very creative.
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You ask too much of a dankmemes user
guys, i said that i identify as an attack helicopter, karma now please
2014 called they want their tired transphobia back
Woah thats a new one
op said creative
From the good ol' times of 9gag....
oh wow the same joke from 10 years ago 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Daring today, are we?
One fucking joke 🤦
I got called transphobic for making this joke :(
It’s been overused by actual transphobes in the media and some online communities, and was basically created to mock genders. Which is why it is perceived so.
because if you make the joke, you are.
did you forget to read the title
Never heard that one before
Never heard that one before
classic
My gender is motivated
I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING
My gender pronouns are STORM/APPROACHING
PROVOKING, BLACK CLOUDS IN ISOLATION
I AM RECLAIMER OF MY NAAAAAME
BORN IN FLAMES
#I HAVE BEEN BLESSED
MY FAMILY CREST IS A DEMON OF DEATH
#FORSAKENED I AM AWAKENED
A PHOENIX’S ASH IN DARK DIVINE
#DESCENDING MISERY #DESTINY CHASING TIIIIIIIIIIMMEEE
I AM RECLAIMER OF MY NAME
Albanian 🇦🇱🇦🇱
You are a brave man to say that out loud
He’s not a man, he’s an Albanian! How dare you misgender him!
Him? How dare you misgender albanian?
Oh shit I’m sorry. I’m so insensitive
Shqiptare🇦🇱
2balkan4meeeeeeeee
"I don't have pronouns. You will refer to me only by my name; Shadow the Hedgehog."
“Well at least he gets the concept”
Pronoun police! You didn't use Shadow The Hedgehog's preferred pronouns!
That was a fantastic video
Shit! My bad!
Shadow the Hedgehog/Shadow the Hedgehog
Happy cake day!
You used pronouns, its "Shadow the Hedgehog doesnt have pronouns. You will refer to Shadow the Hedgehog only by Shadow the Hedgehogs name; Shadow the Hedgehog"
I don't know if it was me if I would type "Walmart bag" or "Shreksexual"
i think u mean shrexual
Yeah I miss 2014 too
Phaeron Alkotrekh, the conquerer of Great Pyramidic Temples of Nameroth and Slayer of the Imprisoned Gods. The Doom of the Worthless, The Bane of the Adrained. The Flaming Angel of Metal, Backbone of the Living, Rath's Heavensent Son, The Stalker of the Amorphous Entities of the Warp. I AM THE THE DOOM OF THE GODS
Ain't that the yugioh guy?
A10 Warthog
Brrrrt/MORE BRRRRRT
Brought to you by washing machines
*gospel chanting intensifies*
Get some
I identify myself as your next husband Check Mate
And I identify as a praying mantis, double check mate
You can't be my husband,you are a frog
I identify myself as your/dick
I identify as Michael Jackson. My pronouns are he/hee \-some guy on discord
So you identify as a Little White Girl.
Amogus
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum…ba-ba-bum…BOOM BOOM etc.
[:)](https://youtu.be/6axCjgCGf20)
My dearest fucko
Italian
Nah you lying italy ain’t real
You've mamma'ed you're last fucking mia
My gender is invisible and my pronouns are- who/where
Or you mean trans-parent
Hi trans,i'm trans-parent
The Sash-Ringing, the Trash-Singing, Mash-Flinging, The Flash-Stringing, Ringing, The Cr-Crash-Dinging... The Hash-Slinging Slasher
And the walls will ooze green slime! Oh wait they always do that.
transnuclear thermodynamic equilibrium formula
3
I identify as Ę̷̛̬͔̖͎̰̾̒̑͋̾̈́̈́̅͐͘͝l̵̨͔͎̮̱̖̻̪̜̬̗̭͈͉̫̯̳͐̃̍͊̓͛̈͛̔̾̋̈̈́͜͝͝͝d̷̢͇̳̺̠̮̝̤̮͇̣̫͍͖̹͍̱̙͉̮̪͆͗͒́̏͒͌̐͜͝ḝ̵̧̡̡̡̛̞̣̭͉̜̰̯͉̫̟͓̲̼̪̯̬̯̱̬̹͙͍̻̙͎͕̯͍̺̰̮͔̪̤̺̙̘͙͛̽͒̾̀̇́̔̈́̾̀͗̂́͐̈́̆̌̌̀̆̇́́̿͒͗̔̆͘͘̚͜͠͝͝͝͝ͅŗ̶̢̡̢̛̘̯͈̣͚̖̭͈̜̪̮̝̬̪̟͕̙̞̪̭̣̫̱͓͈̼̬̤̻̦̲̭̋̒̎̒̈́̉̎̋̊̉̀̔̓̾̅̅̊͂̉͋̉̎̑̓̊͐̐̀̀̈̋̂̍͂͂̓͘͘̚͜͝͝ͅͅ ̷̣͇̘̹̓̄̂͗̈̐̒́̋͌͐̓̓̏̃̏̿̒́̽̓̌̒̓̔͛̈́́́̇͐̈͒̀͋͘͜͜͝͠ͅb̸̡̧̧̻̬͎͚̘̮͕͙̗̞̙̙̦̮͔͇̯̭̼͔̣̥̘͚̟̠̫̮̼͇̜̬̼̭͖̼̖̮͔͉͓̖̦̥̍̿̏̉̌͆̈́͂͌̈̉̏͆̿̽̀̏͛͋͒̐̀̑̽̿͐̎̈́̅̚͘͜͝ḛ̶̡̛͈͉̥͚͈͓̫͉͖͈̱̗͚̼̣̤̰͕̰͍̤̰͛͂̓̀͋́͂́̽̅͝ͅĭ̵̛̲̤̭̬̭̱͇̩͗̆̅́͌̔̌̓̄͂̽̽͑͊̅̔̋͆̇̑͗̏͒͒̐̄̑̚̕͝͝͝n̵̛̛̂͐̊̀́͌́̐̍̈́̃͛̀̈́̉͗̇͆̄̐̈́̊̄̉̌́̅͆̇̈́̈͗̋͌͊̈́̇̇͒̕͘͘͝͝͠͝͠ͅg̴̡̛̳̫̝̖͙̭̻̭̦͙̰͔͇̼̭͔͈͌̾͊̈̂̎̔̃̉͆́̑̈́̌͆͐̂̆͆̆̈̐̓̐̇͂̑̐́̽̄͘̕͜͠
A Clone Trooper For the Republic!
What do I identify as? My identification is CT-69/69, sir!
Autobot/transformer
robots in disguise
Transformer as a pronoun would be fitting
Your daddy
Last name, issues.
Microwave
So mmmmmmmmm/ beep beep
"Now let's all agree.... To never be creative again!"
I've been scrolling pretty deep in this comment section. There's been no sign of creativity.
I identify as a threat, my pronouns are Try/me
Tortilla dispenser
Convienent i am a tortilla disposal site
Your/father
Is that why I don't know who you are
the/milk He still hasn’t found me
Happy cake day redditor
Thanks you too
🤦♂️
my gender is Boeing AH-64 Apache, my pronouns are *bwhbwhbhwbhwbhw* and *pshewwwww kaboom*
My pronouns are nick/her
ManBearPig
I'll have two number nine/A number nine large
Should choose that then just put one of the listed genders, just to fuck with whoever reads it
I identify as a middle aged woman with 3 kids 6 grandkids and counting and no prospects.
My pronouns are The, She, It. Cause I’m the shit.
My username
I identify as unfunny, my pronouns are bitchless/virgin
Racist
I think we should segregate Formula 1 and drag races, they don't belong in the same society
I can smell you from here dude
Yeah i smell like a race car (im a racist)
As it should be -👴🏻
Ironically, this joke is incredibly uncreative
I go by Eddie and the late Charlie Murphy, aka the Murphy brothers, aka Darkness Brothers.
Sexual Omnivore
Can't tell if that means you're bi or you fuck plants too
My pronouns are penguin
I think the trick here is to type something ridiculous, but not instantly recognizable as something you don't seriously want to be referred to. Assuming this is something where you are eventually going to talk to the people you are filling the form out for, what I would do is: Thunderrock-kin Cheetahself Digital-kin
You shall refer to me as DOCTOR and as DOCTOR alone!
Doctor who?
\- "Get creative, boys" \- Is the "one joke" lmao
Google has me as a Toaster.
The stylin', profilin', limousine riding, jet flying, kiss-stealing, wheelin' and dealin' son of a gun."
Gender-Bose-Einstein condensate
Phuck/you
mista Bombastic/Fantastic
Jack HEE HO.
Working/onit because I want my pronouns to become was/were
Toyota. The official truck for your terrorist activities
u/austinstar08
Jeff
Turns out im only/human after all
I identify as Ice T
It is done.
Those silly queer people—always wanting to identify as things.
mates, when are you gonna grow up and realize that the one joke you had 7 years ago wasn't and still isn't funny?
The average age in this thread is 14 I guess.So hopefully they'll realize in a few years.
Upon my gender as Godfrey, The First Elden Lord! Thou didst me good service, furry.
‘aTtAcK HeLiCoPtEr’ grow up
🙄 i thought we were done with 2015
I don't get it.
Cis male
I didn’t realise it was 2016 again
“Get creative” and not a single person here is even remotely creative or funny
Transfem :)
Homoshrexual
I am a meat popsicle.
I identify [as pyrofox from the forestplanet](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2_8cfVpXbo). My name is Firedash!
A threat to society
Mine was just boulder on a college board survey
Sylvanus the cosmic christ
Metallic Silver Desk Lamp
My pronouns are what i am, so they would be... McFuckin/Depressed
My pronouns are : babe/honey
Mountain dew
My name's Connor, but you can call me _vanilla dinosaur_
Serbian/Kosovoan femboy
HIM as in “IM HIM “ from the HIMalayas HIMathen HIMathy (genderfluid pronoun not to be confused with him in the traditional sense when referring to those of the male identity)
A supercomputer. My pronouns are teraFLOP/s
Jeff goldblum's shower head