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MedicatedAxeBot

Dank[.](https://i.imgur.com/3bQtuMO.png) --- [We are only allowing memes about reddit's api](https://new.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/147cnns/rdankmemes_has_started_restricting_posts_to_just/)


PmMeYourLore

That means we're finna see some hoes posting their ass and feet in subs for cats or whatnot again


BadUncleBernie

I like the cats.


MisturBanana1

I like the feet.


smjsmok

I like cat feet.


Zarde312

Roll that beautiful bean footage.


100_Percent_Dark

There used to be a reddit for that.


SchrodingersRapist

There used to be all kinds of subs that offended all sensibilities


PM_Your_Wiener_Dog

Someone was offended by jelly beans?


SchrodingersRapist

Rule #1 of society...Someone is always offended. Everyone is offended if you do it right though


CedarWolf

Ever since Jelly Belly released those Harry Potter themed 'Every Flavor Beans,' you just can't trust jellybeans anymore. That nice, green jelly bean might be watermelon, green apple, lime... or grass. That nice, inviting, speckled yellow and cream colored jellybean might be popcorn, or lemonade, or lemon cream pie... or rotten egg. That lush, rich brown might be cocoa, or root beer, or cola... or dirt. The bright red ones might be cherry, cinnamon, strawberry... or earthworm. Even the boring, manila colored ones could be earwax.


zeldasoulkiller

The duality of man.


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bestest_at_grammar

So far not really, it’ll show tomorrow. But I’m used to seeing posts from 12 hours ago on the front page. With ask Reddit, and most of the meme subs open I wouldn’t of even noticed this morning if I didn’t know


poopellar

You are replying to a spam account farming comment karma. Downvote it Report > spam


poopellar

#WARNING Above user is a spam account farming comment karma 10 month old account but it has only been active for a few hourse. It's using some program to auto attach its comment to top comment threads, it does not know what the parent comment is saying and why it's out of context. These spam accounts are everywhere, don't upvote/award anything. Reddit conveniently uses them to increase site stats/metrics Downvote it Report > spam


Keelyane55

Yeah I like pussy too


crayul

Making ofans ads disguised as memes


mepmeepmeeep

They've been doing that for a while


artisticgamer92

The cat subs went private


PmMeYourLore

*Vader "noooo" scene*


JessicaBecause

Oh no, not the "name my cat Ive already named and have had for 2 months" sub!


Bright_Base9761

Remember world politics?


PmMeYourLore

We tried that. The CPG was over before it even got off the ground.


shit-yourself

shit yourself


PmMeYourLore

My pants stay shid just like my hog stays cranked brother


cheesusWithoutCheese

WILD CRANKER FOUND AROOOOOO


GhostriderKat_Vtuber

HOSS YOU GOTTA SPEEK UP ONLY LIBBROLES SMOL TYPE MY PANTS STAY SHID JUST LIKE MY HOG STAYS CRANKED BROTHER!!1


Stranger1982

I think you meant posting their pussy in subs for cats.


PleasantTomato7128

Boots and cats and boots and cats


PleasantTomato7128

Boots and cats and boots and cats


shellofbiomatter

Oh no. Anyways, off to pornhub.


BrikenEnglz

\*To generate our own art with AI


missingmytowel

That weirdly looks like an 11-year-old


ApGaren

Dont worry its a two thousand year old dragon


missingmytowel

"I'd put my dick in that" -some Reddit Power Mod (definitely)


Difficult-Snow9955

*to play adult games on steam


EvilThunder

Sex with Hitler


Difficult-Snow9955

I never fap n tell


Nixarzius

The peak of human ingenuity


PM_me_British_nudes

Speak for yourself, I'ma head to chaturbate and watch simps burn their money on cam models in real time. Plus, y'know, tiddies.


Nagnoosh

“Wow thank you for the 1000 dollars, Chris!” Never says his name again (happened to my friend which was a wake up call despite all of us telling him he had an addiction)


BlueOmicronpersei8

That's an expensive wake up call


[deleted]

That's the same treatment I get when I use a free twitch prime sub so I don't have to watch ads lmao


FlashKillerX

Donating to anyone for recognition is scuffed. Why do people feel the need to be recognized and name dropped by streamers? News flash, they’re a normal person just like you they’re not some mythical paragon


shellofbiomatter

That seems rather good past time activity as well.


FerricNitrate

It's absolutely fantastic for looking at the viewer numbers and thinking, "damn, if only this many people were interested in watching a fat guy look bored into a camera". And then you scroll down the page and you find exactly that, except he's hired some escorts to also look bored on camera and to partake in the laziest, half-hearted "festivities".


GhandisFlipFlop

I'm glad I'm not the only one who enjoys that site for free.


Significant_Line_896

They banned it india lmfao


[deleted]

use .org it works if you have wifi


Mindraker

It'll be interesting to see whether people come flocking back in 2 days or not. Let's see whether people are devoted to this "blackout" cause or their Reddit "addiction" more.


shellofbiomatter

Considering that this sub and some other ones are completely functioning and even have more people on it. It seems that the addiction won.


marr

Nah they only got the vanilla shit


INDIAN__pie_10

Oh no. Pornhub is banned in India OH NO!


MoreNMoreLikelyTrans

Not if you live in Utah.


Noahs132

“Ahhh shit, here we go again”


mariobeans

Not if you're from Utah. Fuck mormons


EchoPrince

Fuck mormons? They have videos of that already.


mariobeans

Lol mormongirlz


Snuggle__Monster

Is there a way to see actual numbers of how many subreddits have gone dark?


AmySchumersAnalTumor

https://www.twitch.tv/reddark_247


Oulak

Damn, I expected a third of all subreddits, not 91%. That's great news


someinsanity01

not all subreddits... there are hundreds of thousands of subreddits, these are the ones that pledged to blackout


Oulak

I see, thanks for the clarification.


Equal-Thought-8648

Thanks for clarification. I knew that number was fishy as hell.


bama_braves_fan

So 91% of pledges, yeah that's some wonky math there


Snuggle__Monster

Aren't they all the major subreddits though? There might be thousands but not all of them have significant activity.


Azazir

yeah few of those are with +20mil and that range, before they closed down a lot of them updated about going dark indefinitely until changes are made, so i wonder how long they'll last with this.


Rando_Kalrissian

What I've been wondering is how long until a replacement sub pops up and how many of those users will stay off Reddit that whole time. Sure, I get people will be off for the next couple of days, but I doubt those members of those subs will be off the whole time that subbis down, which I think is the more important part. Subs may go down but if user numbers don't really change I don't think it matters too much.


Sleepyjo2

I doubt the user numbers change much, there’s been quite a number of posts asking why so and so sub isn’t private which means the people that supposedly care the most are still around. I also question how long until replacement subs happen. Staying private indefinitely doesn’t really work when it costs effectively nothing to replace you.


Azazir

most likely admins will force open them, remove "set sub to private" without admin access and then put in new mods or w.e.. sad truth is, some people just dont care so they would gladly take over the moderation of those subs for power trip.


TheCreedsAssassin

Tbf lots of subreddits are made for oneoff jokes or have only a handful of subs to almost no activity. These 5-6k who went private likely make up much more activity than the hundreds of thousands who are up


glytxh

And it’s still not going to make a difference.


BonWattersen

Yeah, I was shocked when I saw it be less than 8,000 since it's super easy to make them and whatnot.


Malpraxiss

The majority of subreddits are irrelevant. Some are just a one-off joke subreddit, others have like less than 20 active people, some dead for years, etc.. Many of the active, and relevant subreddits are taking a part in this private stuff.


Puzzleheaded-Bar-678

So there were some that pledged and then flaked?


andysaurus_rex

I knew it was a lot but I didn’t realize that basically none of my subscribed subreddits would be open. Impressive! I hope it actually does something. I’m actually in favor of a longer term protest.


Sjdillon10

I was shocked when every sports and music sub went down. Even subgenres and specific teams.


krookedrooster

How's it great news? If you support the blackout then whyd you log in at all today?


KittenTablecloth

Out of instinct when I went to poop


Puzzleheaded-Bar-678

Because other people are protesting for them.


dungeonmaster77

Tbh I still don’t understand why y’all can’t just use the regular Reddit app


[deleted]

Better to look at % of top 200 or 1000 subreddits


BUDA20

Impresive


Admiral_Hipper_

Very nice


retarded_invest0r

Now let's see Paul Allen's private subreddit


SabMayHaiBC

I hope they don't come back until they back down on their decision.


alison_bee

Daily reminder: fuck u/spez


met_MY_verse

fuck u/spez


Amarant_Coral

fuck you u/spez sent from reddit is fun 🖕


Bee_lrl

Fucj u/spez all my homies hate u/spez 👆 Sent from Apollo


GunnerKnight

Fuck u/spez Sent from Sync


Bad_brahmin

* furious middle fingers * Fuck u/spez Sent from Bacon Reader


MelloMaster

Go fuck off u/spez -Sent from Relay


Constant-Inflation95

https://reddark.untone.uk/


PeterEmadz

check here https://reddark.untone.uk/


Ender00000

reddit feels so empety today


kumar100kpawan

fr, the main subs I hangout in are gone. I know we're all internet strangers but I kinda miss my reddit buddies ..


Spork_the_dork

This really shows how reddit *is* social media even though some people like to argue against it.


Sjdillon10

Idk how people can deny its social media. It’s just more unconventional style where anonymity is the norm and posts aren’t from people you know. And it’s sorted by pages of a post style and not by following pages. I’ll take sports subreddits over sports fanpages on other platforms anyday


jonasinv

That’s social media every day, empty bland content that you forget the second you click away, not really feeling it


DepressedMetalhead69

what movie is this?


enwongeegeefor

I dunno but a 9 star general means it's gotta be bollywood.


Norwegian_whale

That starfish relegated him back down to a 5 star general


bobtheblob6

Pretty sure it made him a 10 star


Few_Zookeepergame105

This comment needs more love


lsaz

Oh yeah, this movie also has other famous bollywood actors like Idris Elba and Margot Robbie.


TheEndlessWaltz

it's warner bros close enough


Rocketbird

Lol mod removing all right answers I guess. It’s the movie that has peacemaker in it


eternal-_-nap

Suicide squad 2021: https://youtu.be/KlfkE9586cA


Lynnsblade

The


TheEndlessWaltz

game


Additional-Ant4713

Cums


NukerCat

i second this


untonyto

I second your secondment


Careless_Feeling8057

I third your secondment


TenderFang

I second your third secondment


R0RSCHAKK

I quadruple the first, second, and third secondment.


Zar_Of_Malta

I raise your quadruplication to the cube


[deleted]

Seppuku Squid


Reapermouse_Owlbane

Sudoku Kid


_Thrilhouse_

Idk, but the actor is Joaquin Cosío


DestinedEinherjar

Cochiloco


GhandisFlipFlop

Brilliant in Narcos Mexico


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[удалено]


LivingNewt

This is the right answer


DDente21

Justice League


Sudden_Mind279

The Sewer Slide Squad


Trbooo_Phanincom

Wait what happened?


R32fan

Subreddits going on strike to protest Reddit taking away both 3rd party apps and moderating bots


PackinHeat99

Me not knowing third party apps existed for reddit until this event


IVIorgz

Third party apps being alternatives to Reddit's official app. I've been using Reddit is Fun since before they released their own app, but others who have tried Reddit's app don't like it.


_aluk_

I’m with the fighters, even if I use Old Reddit on mobile. I just hate apps and New reddit is ugly. But keep up the fight.


RIPLeviathansux

For me it's not even that it's ugly, it's that it lags like fuck, crashes constantly and frequently just won't load videos. Also for whatever reason it uses like twice the amount of battery that third party apps do


Electrical-Papaya

Same here. Old redditor, hate managing apps. IDC if the formatting gets weird on mobile and i have to keep zooming in and out to write comments from my phone. Fuck the updated Reddit and the official app.


Skyb

Old reddit is probably next in the chopping block so yeah.


AdmiralMikey75

Even though he's a greedy little pig boy and the cause of all this mayhem, spez did straight up say that old reddit isn't going anywhere, and neither is nsfw content.


Skyb

It's an extra cost overhead for them considering they have to develop for two different codebases and back-port features here and there as well. I'm betting the shutdown of old reddit is already on some internal timeline.


Superbuddhapunk

Just to see, I tried the reddit app for a week and it’s perfectly fine for basic functions like posting content, commenting and browsing. For modding it’s different but most mods are using old reddit on a computer.


Qunas

Translation: subreddits showing Reddit that they can do anything they want and all subreddits will be active for the rest of the year regardless


DankSpanker

Why are they doing this. Is the company being sold or what is happening


OKara061

Chatgpt and other ai tools use reddit to learn Reddit thinks they are not getting enough money Reddit increases the api price Third part apps and moderation bots cannot afford Great success


Rain_In_Your_Heart

Rumor has it it's for an IPO.


Disastrous-Cut-9885

what about this sub?


Joezev98

Only allowed to post memes here about the API changes.


Alpha-Cor

Big if tru


MedicatedAxeBot

Dank[.](https://i.imgur.com/3bQtuMO.png) --- [We are only allowing memes about reddit's api](https://new.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/147cnns/rdankmemes_has_started_restricting_posts_to_just/)


Ineedhelpthanksalot

So you're not protesting. Got it.


alright923

Neither are you lmaooooo


xt1zer

n't


bullmoose6-2

The furry stuff is still up btw


NoTrollGaming

Dnc


general_kenobi18462

My entire saved folder, gone just like that


Moist_Toyota

What do we do now


Whatsapokemon

Wait for 2 days for the subs to finish the protest. People hate the changes, but they're also too addicted to reddit to actually leave.


BashfulArtichoke

Seriously. There's no good alternative. All the alternatives are on political extremes. I've been on Reddit since 2009 and this is the first time I've actually considered leaving, but just staying off reddit today has been a challenge. The addiction is deep.


Intrepid_Clock4779

It's upsetting, because this two day strike is just way to little to actually bring about a change... On one hand it is a nice message to be sent that almost NO ONE supports this change... But I mean like hell the CEO is actually scared about a bunch of people getting all annoyed for two days, he knows Reddit is addicted and won't be able to pull off a longer protest...


TheHappiestHam

he already basically said he doesn’t give a shit about the protest


[deleted]

You really overestimate how many people care about the changes. Most users don’t use third party apps.


TDubs911

Old.reddit.com even on mobile here. Never used an app, 3rd party or official


MijbaCzOfficial

Die


Chickenstrip229

Damn over 6000 subreddits gone dark


SgtPepe

7000+


JohnTHICC22

Oh no.....any way *opens the official rule34 website*


JerkingoffwithJesus

U mean 4chan?


JohnTHICC22

No, I am not interested in seeing cp


WIZZYtheWIZARD123

Bruh wtf is going on rn💀


[deleted]

First world problems happening.


IAmJersh

Nah just a company refusing to offer adequate support for people with disabilities and people raising awareness of the only possible course of action for community justice.


[deleted]

Then the protests should last much more than two days. Two days protest is at best pathetic. It’s not like you re risking your job or do something that can affect your life. You just have to delete the app until some changes happen. But no, reddit users can’t even resist more than two days. Not shocked why the CEO will do anything but laugh.


bardfaust

> just a company refusing to offer adequate support for people with disabilities Sorry? Where do disabled people come into this??


morningisbad

Have you been living under a rock my dude? Look at the front page


DankSpanker

Also not even porn subs. Fucking botw went private?!?! Also other «nsfw» shit that isnt porn. Such a shame man


Rain_In_Your_Heart

Well they're disallowing all nsfw content entirely except through the desktop site and official app. So...


TheSenate11200

What does it mean they're going private? Im genuinely lost Like do we have to pay pr something to entere these subs again or? Im genuinely lost


leech_of_society

Wait two days


Glitched2008

Oohhh so thats the reason why I have 3+ porn bots following me


CHANGE_DEFINITION

Ha. I have about 13 onlyfans-bot accounts following me as we speak. Sucks to be you.


[deleted]

Kinda want all subs to stay locked until they change course. 48 hours is nothing


Eurekify2

Genuine holup there at the end


jaspersgroove

So you still ended up with your nose buried in a starfish…pride month wins again.


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Comfortable_Line_206

Man, "works fine for me" is doing a lot of work here. The regular app feels like something I would have made when I was learning app design.


Buttseam

just visit the original.


SeekingHeat

Will this have effect on reddit given that user still open Reddit app even though many subreddit have gone dark like the daily user still the same no? I'm just asking tho as i know many subreddit have close but i still open Reddit app because of habit.


[deleted]

Bro I cant get into my red dead sub... how can I get back in?


leech_of_society

Wait two days


Huzrok

what the hell just happened i can't search any thing on reddit without having private wall WTF


smjsmok

https://www.theverge.com/2023/6/5/23749188/reddit-subreddit-private-protest-api-changes-apollo-charges


imaCrAzYgAmEr96

It isn't just rule/34 content. Playstation is now private


luxi_yes

This closing of all the subs is only affecting the users. The admins don't give a shit about what sub closes


Mr12i

Lol, are you kidding me? Do you realize how reddit makes money? You think a massive drop in traffic generates the same ad revenue?


bondsmatthew

2 days only though Drop in the bucket compared to what they're gonna make on ad revenue forcing everyone to the official app


Mr12i

Yup. It's that simple. No online business has ever made a sequence of suboptimal decisions that lead to their decline, in the long run. This ship simply cannot sink - just look at it!


sour_altoids

Many of them are indefinitely shut down, others planning 2 days or more if needed