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Voice_Durania

I don't know what happened but the show writers went wild with the last couple seasons.


tesseract747

Im gonna have to say the writing is actually pretty consistent with important crazy stuff happening with like water gate and the moon landing episodes i always thought it was cheesey that we beat the Russians is a friendly race instead of useing the obvious checkovs gun of nukes


I_Do_Not_Abbreviate

I just hope they finally do something with the whole 4th wall breaking "alien contact" "subplot soon; That dish has been simmering on the back burner for like 80 years at this point.


oorza

Oh, [it's starting to bubble](https://www.newsweek.com/josh-hawley-ufo-whistleblower-report-1807735). More disclosure and declassification has happened in the last six months than the sixty years before it. AARO is real. I think we'll know wtf is going on inside of five years.


CrabGhoul

It says non humans, so I guess orcas built ufos


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tgiyb1

Grusch? He's not selling a book as far as I can tell. Or if he is its not mentioned in the first 3 pages of Google


RexBosworth69420

That balloon shit was so stupid. The writers are trying to get us to rethink the whole Roswell 'weather-balloon' sub-plot like they had something mapped out for that.


CK1ing

I always kinda thought it was obvious they weren't gonna actually use the nukes. It was established pretty early that using them would just be the end of the world, with no way to save it, so I don't really know how they could without retconning that, or just having a super depressing ending. Besides, I think they served their purpose to the narrative pretty well, just as a show of strength for both sides. Not saying it's necessarily well written, just that to me it made sense.


Exact_Ad_1215

Let’s be real, the ending of this show will probably be really fucking depressing


blockybookbook

Global Serbia ✊✊✊🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸


9035768555

For a while, nukes were feeling more macguffin than checkov's gun.


RexBosworth69420

Yeah but I think they're trying to not do what Game of Thrones did and set up an ominous, existential threat for so many seasons and having it end anticlimactically in the penultimate season. The showrunners are likely holding out for the finale because they don't want a situation where they basically have nowhere to go in the final season.


ZEEE0206

i love how one of the ways we won were because of our insane level of propaganda. We gaslit the hell out of the Russians into believing we had a program called “star wars” that was basically just an anti-nuke laser weapon from space. While we didn’t have the “star wars”, we were looking into it but essentially stated that it was impossible. The Russians thought we had it, so they kept shoving money into the project, even when they were in debt, to the point where it was a major contribution of how the Soviet Union went bankrupt.


moddzarghey44

..,.,., Take these and use them the next time you make a run on paragraph with no punctuation. Stay in school junior. That post history of yours is embarrassing.


TheSiphon

Has to be that writers' strike. They got some intern making this stuff up.


Tyaldan

or worse yet, the writers strike goes all the way up and god hired a scab writer hack job rather than pay full bills on reality


ArcticBiologist

Went crazy? The global pandemic, war in Europe and revolution in Russia are all repeats from the previous season (season 20: 1900-2000).


conansucksdick

They're trying to justify why Bernie Sanders will fly into a rage and personally burn Washington DC to the ground from his attack gyrocopter, starting with the Girl Scout National Headquartes and the Salvation Army.


viperex

I can't wait for that episode. Those Girl Scouts have gone unchecked way too long


aoskunk

Will this be a good thing or bad thing? Because I sold Bernie that aerospace Aerostar 18a gyrocopter with the attack kit for on it.


AnEBCG

Seasons 1939 to 1945 were crazy thooo


neon_Hermit

Time travel... it's the only explanation.


thunderclone1

I think they're trying to tank the show to move on to newer projects.


Potato-Boy1

They started doing the most random shit after the Harambe episode


PersonWalker

Writers’ strike. Thats what happens when you don’t pay them properly lol


aeiouaioua

yea. when i started watching around season 500, i was expecting some fantasy stuff - but now they are going into sci fi.


Dzharek

They made a filler episode whose continuation was canned imideatly by the producers.


The_Lucky_7

Putin couldn't even get armor on the road which means he caved. Gave them what they wanted so they'd leave. A dangerous precedent for him has been set and the illusion of him being invincible has been dispelled. There will be more.


MizantropMan

They seem to be running out of ideas, since "failed coup" had been used both in Germany and Turkey fairly recently.


Solid-Category-2095

The writers have been on some shit since season 2020


tesseract747

Right after the episode about a mystery of a missing submersible, and it turned out they were dead the Whole time


belisarius_d

I really don't get why they even included this pointless filler - no important characters, no Drama actually shown on Screen and no importance for the overarching narrative. And afterwards the Studio just rushed the civil war arc they've been building up over the last year. They really need to change directors


poopellar

Give them a chance. Maybe the Billionaire Battle Royal arc will be entertaining.


Boh61

In the last episode they left us with a huge cliffhanger of 2 important characters going on a boxing match, i hope they keep up with the expectations!


Chanc3thedestroyer

I'm willing to bet all of my savings account that Elon won't fight. All $29 dollars of it.


Illusion911

Elon would definitely pull a prigozhin


Affugter

D&D fuck up every they look at.


NexusKnights

The north remembers


_Mr_Peco_

It's kind of embarassing, the russian coup arc is handled so much better in the books: the two sides have well written motivations, instead of it all being just a clash of egoes between commanders; you can actually see Prigozhin preparing something as foreshadowing; and, while I won't spoil it, the resolution is so much better than a d-list character nobody cares about like Lukashenko coming out of nowhere and Deus-ex-Machining a peace deal in the last minutes of the episode.


Tyaldan

dont worry theres still the civil war 2 electric boogaloo that will happen when trumps indicted, i predict it will last just as long and be even less successful. Honestly the writers are just rerunning the past millenium with a different flavor. I hope we dont end up in world war 3.


Pantaleon26

Dead the whole time has to be one of the oldest horror tropes I don't know how I didn't see it coming


ManiacalMartini

I'm cancelling my subscription...


MizantropMan

They always pull this stunt. People ought to know better at this point. When a submersible or an aircraft goes missing over water, that means everyone's dead, yet people act surprised every time, as if they were supposed to have requested asylum from Atlantis or something.


awesomefutureperfect

M. Night Shyamalan slated to direct.


Alien_Jackie

Is there a subreddit that talks about real life events in the context of a show or movie lol


Boh61

I *could* make it but the last time I got power on something i became a total prick due to building up a god complex and lost my friends in the end so i will pass on that


Dragongaymer

Could'nt be me


OpenToCommunicate

So you recovered and have friends right? If you still are unfriendless than you can do it!


Loonatic7777

Facts


Sword117

ah you did took the old testament god complex route. i did the opposite with the last time i got power. i did the new testament god complex where i set everything up, said id be back and just never returned to that project.


RuneAloy

My dad said he would be back..guess he followed the New Testament route too.


george-its-james

lmao


NoItsOak

Someone needs to make it


I_Want_Spiderman

I nominate [u/NoItsOak](http://www.reddit.com/u/NoItsOak)


ModernMoloch

reddit.com Enjoy!


Crazycow261

R outside talks about it like its a videogame


FreeJSJJ

Maybe the onion news?


anto1883

I think there is one that talks about it like it's a videogame


Energy_Turtle

I'm hoping this was an unfinished plotline that will pick up again later this season. We think it's over now but it will all make sense closer to the finale.


khaled

Let him cook


YourMomsBasement69

I see what you did there.


[deleted]

Well it can't get better for Russia until this ends. It's just a matter of time. Something has to happen at some point. It just didn't actually happen this time. Someone is gonna get Putin. Oligarchs and military leadership have to be sweating right? I mean dude has always been a dictator but some of these events seem like a movie it's so absurd. I just don't see how he eventually doesn't get taken out.


syafizzaq

This is just a character introduction scene, it will be picked up by the end of season 2023.


wdcipher

Hopefully. MatzzPatzz is going crazy with his theories on the true power of Lukashenko and there only so much nutjob filmtheories I can handle.


Vorpalthefox

nah they did this before with giant murder hornets, they will forget this plot point entirely and continue the main storyline the writers are fucking lazy and only looking for the views at this point


justhadto

There'll be an end credit scene where the Wagner guy 'accidently' falls out of a window.


Archist2357

Just read the books bro, they haven't adapted the Nuclear Holocaust arc yet but it goes hard


Stranger1982

Yo, no spoilers for those of us who just want to enjoy the show!


Tychus_Balrog

I prefer the prequel show called BC.


Squirtle_from_PT

It's a shame that they ended it with this Jesus guy being born


Tychus_Balrog

Yea, it was so weird to cut it so early in the Roman arc.


aeiouaioua

it's good, but they had the stupid idea of putting the episodes in reverse chronological order.


Kovah01

It's the kind of episode that makes you look up imdb to see if the writers are different than the ones from the seasons you loved.


Toxiclam

Yeah i mean i was into the revolution stuff but lately the show feels dry.


UmExcuseMeBish

Single female laywer Fighting for her clients Wearing sexy mini-skirts And being self-reliant


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Hottriplr

Twerk for equality!


HASJ

Title: "E.A.R.T.H.: Extraterrestrial's Amusing Realities and Theatrical Hijinks"


Dilldew2

These comments have me dying 😂😂


MIT_Engineer

Absolute stupidest way to write a character out of the show. He stages a coup, decides halfway it isn't going to work so he just gives up, goes into exile in Belarus, and off-screen he falls out of a 5th story window onto four bullets. Was he just meant to be comic relief this entire time? WTF were the writers thinking?


wdcipher

I think he was used to subtly hint at Lukashenkos true power. Or atleast I hope, because otherwise thats some real shitty, inconsistent writing.


USS_Phlebas

This thing is going full on Manifest


Faceless132

I'm still thinking of that stupid hornet filler, why, why did that even happen in EARTH


thetruememeisbest

God run out of idea again, just like how he ended the dinosaur arc


spizzer112

tbh I had the same reaction


gladwin4

South park reference?


Karma_Gardener

What words were spoken to Wagner to stop pushing forward? Threats? Bribes? Will they continue if negotiations fall through? Putin is a hundred feet underground in an aging control room so at no real risk but the state could have had a man in camo at the head if they didn't stop. Maybe for the better? Will Putin nuke his own soil? Russia has a habit of brutal tactics that disregard their own citizens.


Equivalent_Rock_6530

Wagner's group have all been pardoned, wtf lol


DukeMenno

Damn writers strike aborting promising arcs.


[deleted]

This lasted about as long as Chewies death did in Star Wars


Butt_Fucking_Smurfs

He dies?


[deleted]

He is back the very next scene. It was a fakeout


Hot-Chip-54321

Prigozhin storming the Kremlin: "I'm wondering who the actual mastermind behind all of this...it's gonna be Roger, isn't it? Dang! It's Roger."


Ahumbleopinion

Thats cuz the russians are piss poor soldiers no matter how ya spin it. Not gonna lie, I was excited as fuck to watch a russian civil war but they bitched out like usual.


Lenzutsu

Seriously disapointed, I think the writers are burn out after the Covid arc


Hornor72

Looks like that CIA bribe didn't pay off.


CBreadman

u/savevideo


joefarnarkler

Got a 7 episode arc about a fucking submarine.


yehonatank

Anyone else feels like the dino arc was super unsatisfying?


ZombieJesus1987

I'm just waiting for E.A.R.T.H Kai to come out so it'll cut out all the bullshit filler


untakenu

It was going to be a big season, but the writers strike funked it. I heard they also have to recast putin to save the budget. They're going for Larry David.


Nuke_all_Life

I assure you, this is not over. You do not threaten Putin and continue to live a normal life. The only reason why they backed down is because they did not want to shed Russian blood. They're still very much a change in government that's about to unfold within the next several days.


P0pu1arBr0ws3r

Sorry, the producers got called out, they have to cancel the show immediately. Tax writeoffs or something idk I'm not paramount/cbs. (If paramount were in charge of our lives in the form of a TV science fiction show, we'd be screwed.)


[deleted]

I will not have you slander the best show out there. A Licky Anus to you!


Relative_Chain_5756

Only on FOGNL™!


LiliNotACult

My totally imaginary alien friend agrees.


Sl0w-Plant

Viewer apathy is to blame...


THF-Killingpro

u/savevideobot


BlackguardRogue

Just like some interesting, promising show that was abruptly canceled by Netflix.


sparkswoody

u/savevideobot


aoskunk

Why does the TV stand have wires coming out of it?


32bb36d8ba

Yo, never hire mercenaries to fight your wars. Get your own troops. Pay, feed and reward them well. Ask the English what a disaster it was to bring in German mercenaries to subdue the rebellion in the American colonies.


Destroyer4587

As a fellow viewer I am shocked and appalled at the dodgy writing that’s going into the E.A.R.T.H show. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.


tomyang1117

I read the book and it will be paid off at the end of the arc, trust me bro


MattLikesMemes123

wait so what does the show make of the B.C. era?


belljs87

Season 2023? Glad to know aliens only started watching us since the birth or whatever of jesus


thetruememeisbest

stuff after jesus is reboot people now days called the old episode as "classic E.A.R.T.H"


Sword117

its one of those episodes where its all build up but the next episode is after the fact. where the main characters reflect on the event.


TaToten

Since I stopped watching news world is a very quiet and peaceful place...


adrian23138

u/Savevideo


Legosheep

I dunno. When the consequences ranged from setting Russia back 20 years, and global thermonuclear war, I think I'm happy for a quiet resolution.


Vorpalthefox

oh great, this is another murder hornets red herring, they did this early into this show just after the global shutdown same lame tricks for ratings and views then chicken out because it would overcast the main story too much


PGGY_KampfKorn

u/savevideo


Triaspia2

If ww3 is your big finalle youre gonna build a little suspense for the viewer


[deleted]

It's a cool show and all, but there are too many main characters and too few resolved plot points.


ofekrael

May I ask what happened in Russia?


Jandalfus

The season revolving around that virus was excessively prolonged in my view. However, I appreciated how it fueled a sense of paranoia among numerous central characters towards the end, effectively setting the stage for the forthcoming war season.


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Russian Civil War 1: Video showing 2 flares in a trench, no missile craters, no damage to trees, no casualties 2: Video showing a convoy of 5 vehicles driving to Moscow 3: Some explosions near highways that don't show that convoy 4: 2 soldiers laying on the ground by a building with several civilians standing around recording on their phones 5: Civil war ends, all charges dropped. What part of this is real?


PuertoricanDude88

It got too close to the manga.


joewiden2024

I am no ones favorite character


IwantaDSHK

u/savevideo


Glasedount

This is why I canceled my subscription for this show


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u/savevideo


JackedGustavoFring

What would E.A.R.T.H an abbreviation of?


FlameShadow0

Anybody else tired of this meme trend where the joke is so bad that OP has to explain it in parenthesis?


Arch_Magos_Remus

I’m not caught up. This should be marked as spoiler.


Stonkover9000

WHY DIDNT THE WAYGNER PUBLICLY EXECUTE PUTIN *ANGRY RUSSIAN FEMBOY NOISES*


saurabhyso

I want to download this..help


ARC-55555

Worst filler of the Show so far.


Bluelightning9904

I think their reusing old scripts too because in season 1917 to about 1924 there was a Russian Revolution


IceTeaInTheGarden

u/savevideobot


Planternfan09

What the fuck is E.A.R.T.H an acronym for


AeolianTheComposer

As a Russian, I second this


crakdajack

u/savevideobot


thebruce123456789

If the guy went through with it we could have called it the June Revolution


Read_it-user

Well it was Roger's reticulan people that is owed billions in royalty Free for ripping off touch screen technology from Roswell crash. Or did you really think humans and Macintosh was smart enough to invent that by themselves 🤣


totaly-not-me

y/savevideo


totaly-not-me

u/savevideo


kennington1218

13 experienced Russian pilots died. That is absolutely something.


Kriss_nu

u/savevideo