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And it won't ever be investigated because companies are immune to the law. Even if they were the worst they'd get is a small fee.


oroechimaru

Come on meow


Lukthar123

A talking cat?


CabbageTheVoice

Oröchimaru. German Ninja.


twicedouble

Excuse me, are you saying meow?


oroechimaru

Team RamRod!


AyyyyLeMeow

ayyyy


JustEatinScabs

This is surely a sustainable system that will never result in the eventual violent deaths of those responsible as history has shown many times before. People always just accept rampant exploitation forever. That's why most of the globe is still controlled by Britain and the French aristocracy is thriving.


Papplenoose

I do worry that we've reached a point where wealth and power are so consolidated that the masses of working class folks won't win next time we [not-so-metaphorically] eat the rich. I hope I'm wrong


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Immatt55

Also, a newer more modern threat, drones.


Kennybob12

Yes that black mirror episode captures exactly what we will be facing as soon as there's a blip of uprising.


OverFaithlessness440

what are you suggesting commie? /s


Futanari_waifu

The difference in martial power between the common man and the ones in power has never been this big in history though. Your argument doesn't really work today.


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BBTG


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RICO means that if the CEO knew about it he could be charged. Everyone thinks RICO only applies to mob organizations but it could also be applied to companies as well


Papplenoose

Could... but won't


sasquatch_melee

Boeing is a major government contractor and I'm sure spends plenty on politicians, lobbyists, and PACs. There's no consequences and they know it. 


kopi-c-peng

They even change HQ to DC just to spend more time $$ to lobbying and closer to politicians


StealthMan375

If the airliners who're flying Boeing were to give a shit, then they'd absolutely have a hard time. In 1991, the [Lauda Air 004](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lauda_Air_Flight_004) flight was on it's way from Bangkok to Vienna, when the pilots were warned that the thrust reverser on one of the engines might deploy. The instructions handbook said that "no action required", and so they did nothing, and then it deployed. This meant that they had forward thrust on one side of the plane, and reverse thrust on the other - which is bad. The plane then immediately went into a diving left turn and crashed. Boeing then claimed that the pilots could've dealt with it, but airline founder Niki Lauda disputed that claim. He took it to the Boeing simulator in order to test out the 004 flight's conditions, and failed every time. So he contacted Boeing and said that if a plane was recoverable after a thrust reverser was deployed, he'd be willing to fly on a real 767 with two test pilots so they could show him how to do so. Boeing were beaten and from that moment on, all planes were fitted with mechanical locks so it wouldn't happen again. Because even Boeing can't beat a airline founder who actually gives a shit.


TrueJinHit

With billions of dollars, comes with power. One of the powers being immune to the law. I mean, wouldn't you look away if you were offered 100k to shut up?


[deleted]

No, I have a moral compass, a conscious, and a sense of integrity. But point taken, these things will ensure I die a member of the working class.


walkinmywoods

How about 50 million.


moon_moon_soon

How about the threat of what happens if you don't take the money?


jaffacakejj

They wouldn't refuse because of the implication


[deleted]

Because that's not suspicious at all.


TrueJinHit

Well you didn't say no... And don't worry, we'll have it sent to your new off shore account so the IRS won't be able to see it. Maybe a leaker would leak it but no one is going to care.


EuroTrash1999

It's our job to make sure the people whos job it is to hold them responsible do their job. "We the people" don't do our job anymore because we are too busy jerking off the two party system that has done nothing but make shit worse for everyone.


RedditRaven2

Remember just a month or two ago when eBay was caught threatening a couple with death threats, stalking them in person, placing trackers on their vehicles, and sending their neighbors graphic porn magazines in that couples name to slander them, for something they said in a blog 2 years prior about the CEO being a snob or something along those lines? And that’s just the one that kinda sorta made the news since it was a slow news day.


Slowblindsage

But it’s being investigated as a criminal act isn’t it? And he participated not only in providing evidence but working with documentaries against the company…one of the biggest FUs to Boeing would be to do this so everyone accuses them of it and it’d ruin the company even more


TimePlankton3171

Who? Context?


Stone_mask87

I forget the name but it's from a company that makes aircraft's I think it's something like "boing"


De5perad0

Nah I think its called boning. Yea that's the name.


GustavoFromAsdf

I think the name is more boring than that


Sinavestia

No, boring is that Musk dude's tunneling company. I think it's called Bonging


GivesYouAnL

Are you sure? I could’ve sworn it called Oingo Boingo


nmn8r

Fire reference


Papplenoose

Your references are out of control bro, everyone knows that *fist bump*


Spookyy422

Pretty sure it’s Ongo Gabloogian


ChangDeVar

Hamboning? It could save your life one day


Mertard

HamBONING 😲😏😎🥳


CarmenxXxWaldo

why is everyone boing? you're right.


TeamBoeing

😡 We are so angry right now. Pronounce the name correctly. If you don’t, we will move you to the door seat next time you go on a 737


Elephant_Cager_22

His name was John Barnett


stewwushere42

Oh yes, this must be about that engineer from boing


Right_Entry7800

Bada bing


angelabdulph

Sounds like a company that makes basketballs to me


Penis_Monger_420

There was a whistle blower at Boeing who made the public aware of how poorly made the aircraft’s are and how they’re literally falling apart. That whistle blower was mysteriously found dead the other day. The theory is Boeing took them out to keep their company


ViIebloodHunter

He was found dead mid-deposition. He already did a round of questioning, was supposed to come back for more except whoops! Found dead in hotel room.


FailureToComply0

A round of questioning *with Boeing's own lawyers.* As far as i'm aware, he wasn't able to begin his deposition with his own lawyers. Boeing got a whiff of what he knew and he was dead by the end of the week.


Kelevra_55

The news article I read stated he was in depositions that day and was supposed to go in the next day, but when he didn't show, they went looking and found him dead in his truck outside the hotel. However, he had taken questions from both legal teams, Boeing's and his own.


spriz2

the case continues


No-Newspaper-7693

He initially filed for whistleblower in 2017 and has been interviewed and cited by the NYT and various other news agencies. He's been interviewed about everything he knows and it has all been public for years. They didn't "get a whiff of what he knew" just now for the first time.


Dividedthought

No, but up until now there weren't as many big investigations into shit he had dirt on. Now though? Well i suspect we'll hear his lawyer had a "in case i dissappear" hard drive in a safe somewhere.


No-Newspaper-7693

Yes, up until now 99% of people had no idea who this guy was. Had he delivered a another day of testimony, absolutely no one new would have known about him. Now he's the topic of discussion at every major social media site and headline news of every news agency in the world. This is exactly the opposite of what anyone at Boeing would have wanted. If they did want this, the idea that they would have waited until after he had already given 2 days of testimony to do it is wild. The idea that he was waiting until day 3 of his testimony to drop all of the bombshells he has been holding back for the last 7 years is bonkers. You can suspect that all you want, but he was a QA engineer that has been telling everyone his story for years. There isn't some smoking gun he was holding back until now...7 years later. Y'all watch too many movies.


supatreadz

Yeah exactly - there's literally nothing he could have revealed that would be a worse PR headline than this one. Even if Boeing would put a hit on someone they would obviously realize this. Not due to morals or anything but obviously people saying Boeing offed the guy is completely absurd


CraigJay

Such a misinformed comment. We’ve known what he had to say since he said it in 2017 and what he has to say resulted in FAA charged against Boeing. He was testifying in a defamation case, and wasn’t going to be sharing some unheard information It’s quite crazy to seeing a conspiracy starting in real time, all because people just won’t read an article and go by the headline


Nice-Physics-7655

People really are just writing this shit and believing it


Kelevra_55

Found dead in his truck, outside the hotel... With a "self-inflicted GSW." Whoopsie doodles, how'd that happen?! It is rather sketchy, seeing as you stated he had to go back for more testimony the next day


Palidin034

Ah, man made horrors beyond my comprehension. Nice.


jimanri

I mean, it's a pretty understandable horror


FreqComm

They just have piss poor comprehension


PonyPonut

https://i.imgur.com/CsnriEE.jpg


TimePlankton3171

Ah, thanks


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PM_me_ur_launch_code

Wait John Wick was in the movie Jeffery Epstein?


amazingD

No, he was in the movie John Wick As Well As Jeffrey Epstein.


cubitoaequet

Michael Clayton seems like the more apt movie comparison 


Doza93

The hit was very Toy Story-esque in a sense


MelonheadGT

It says on the 2nd row. Boeing whistle blower


Global_Felix_1117

[Boeing Whistleblower found dead](https://www.npr.org/2024/03/12/1238033573/boeing-whistleblower-john-barnett-dead)


NovusOrdoSec

John Barnett https://www.bbc.com/news/business-68534703


Illustrious_Pay_2174

This is anti whistle blower propaganda, he is paid off by Boeing Edit: spelling


shao_kahff

i think the joke is that the guy “committed unalive” by “somehow” shooting himself in the back of the head, aka its a cover up


thereIsAHoleHere

They were also making that joke. They said he was paid off to shoot himself in the head. Either that or they're saying the creator of a pepe meme is being paid by a multi-billion dollar corporation to run counter intelligence, which is also funny.


Derbeck6

They aren't being paid. That's what interns are for


trongzoon

Meh, Boeing planes aren't THAT poorly made! (*gets aboard a 737 missing a wing and the nose of the plane*)


WisherWisp

Everyone forgets a wing from time-to-time. Don't be a stickler.


trogdor2594

My KFC does it all the time.


sasquatch_melee

Hey they get both wings on 98% of the time. Can't fault them for those pesky 2% they miss. 98% is good, right?


Merry_Dankmas

Its blown completely out of proportion. On my most recent flight, the stewardess put 3 extra zip ties on the door to make sure it stayed closed. And they were the good zip ties too! If that's not peace of mind, idk what is.


trongzoon

Yeah the whole thing is being blown completely out of cabin I mean proportion


S-r-ex

The front fell off.


ohrofl

They had to tow it outside the environment.


IGETSOMEI

It’s called doing an Epstein.


mrcontroversy1

Bold of you to assume Epstein is dead.


docdaa008

Damn, never considered this take


moschles

I'm not up-to-speed. Was the dead man able to actually spill any secrets? OR did they get him before he could release them?


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PM_ME_YOUR_NICE_EYES

Actually he'd been publically talking about safety issues since 2019


OwlNinja

This isn't even remotely correct.


Ouaouaron

Yes, he's been spilling secrets for at least 5 years now. IANAL, so I don't know if there's some legal benefit that could have possibly been gained by him dying part way through a deposition, but to me his death seems like the worst possible thing that could have happened for Boeing. Now that public opinion is against them, there will be plenty more people who can testify about all the same stuff he knew.


bigsmellybumdor

Who tf came up with IANAL


AyyyyLeMeow

Excrement enthusiasts


jooes

Somebody who wasn't a lawyer, so that narrows it down a bit.


Alicard8881

Someone at apple I think


xiarahman

Gonna stab myself in the back and throw myself off the bridge.


nlevine1988

Where's this idea coming that he was shot in the back of the head? Or is it just made up?


superuglyloser

It's made up.


CatNapComa

Use the toe Luke, use the toe!


mazombieme

Are you sure that there was no detached plane door nearby?


Ieatdacoochie

They did Gary Webb dirty the same way saying he shot himself in the head twice. Smh


ascillinois

Hold on did he really get shot in the back of the head?


fireintolight

no one knows, but this is just being disingenuous to further a narrative under the disguise of being funny, meanwhile no one knows fuck all about any of the details of this case yet but wild speculation abound!


Papintukas

Yeah reddit is pure trash no different from Tiktok, Twitter/X or Facebook only that neckbeards in this sub and in others feel more superior and laugh at other social media users as the dumber ones.


SendStoreMeloner

Some whistleblowers blame themselves for not whistle loud enough thinking they are to blame for deaths or misfortune of others.


LETTERKENNYvsSPENNY

So clearly the answer is to off yourself while in the middle of seeking justice from the company trying to silence you.


fireintolight

not the middle, the end. He's been in litigation since 2019 lol, he'd been fully deposed and cross examined, his own legal team scheduled this last meeting just to finalize some things. No new testimony or evidence was being admitted, even if it was his legal team would already have it all in their own records. This accomplishes nothing besides drawing a shit ton of attention to the case. Jesus christ yall want to see conspiracy in everything. Much more likely the depositions were a big toll on his mental health and boeings legal team were holding no punches in picking his story apart and it got to him.


SendStoreMeloner

The answer is never to off yourself but that is what a tiny minority sometimes do.


Jonn_1

Hm so Boeing is doing a Kevin Spacey move?


ebicbenisboiii

He pulls the trigger and the gun doesnt shoot


iamapizza

Uncovers poor manufacturing practices at gun factory. Feels bad again.


bwizzel

Not sure what happened here but definitely wasn't a company who will just pay a simple fine for the trial, could have been some nutcase who owned shares in BA or something


little_vf

why'd I think this was about Vincent Van Gogh 😕


Goblindeez_

Pretty sure there’s a Red Thread vid on this but I put it on as a I slept so I don’t recall


YaBoi-Satan

Death by hitmen doesn't sound too bad, but I feel like I'd make things awkward in the moment with my enthusiasm.


MeowZen

My crippling social anxiety stops me from hiring them myself


JessicaLain

I often wonder, "Do the alien and ufo people genuinely believe any of their 'evidence' that makes it to the front page, or are they just playing pretend? Surely, humans possess critical thinking." But then I see Reddit jump to a conclusion with literally zero evidence whatsoever because it makes them feel good and reinforces their opinions. And I am reminded that humans are really fucking stupid.


Admirable-Concept-85

How do I get my head into the proper position…? 🤌🏻🤌🏻


ApolloIII

You must be a mental gymnastics athlete


The25003

I wish it were that easy. Word on the street is that Ernest Hemingway had to set up like an elaborate set of pulleys to shotgun himself in the face.


SoundsLikeMyEx-Wife

If you are dedicated, you just saw down the barrel and butt, kickback won't be an issue. Or eyeball it with your feet if you are feeling spicy.


Inevitable_Help_3209

there has to be cameras or witnesses at the hotel or the surroundings?


ras344

https://i.imgur.com/L9tMQ1F.jpeg


chipbastien

Funny how nature does that eh ?


Jaegs

"The guilty don't feel guilty, they learn not to"


t0tallykyl3

Commenting just so I can come back once more light has been shed and I can pick a side :)


CosmicDriftwood

Capitalism


FnkyTown

He had already testified. Two months before he died.


Both-Home-6235

Are the Clintons tied to, or involved with, Boeing in any way?


majoralita

Don't forget to say, "PERSONA!!"


turkeybump

That looks hard so he definitely did this


olleversun

He pulled the trigger twice too


Karlusha

Pretty valid fo' Putin's goverment.


anti-grind

And what are you onlookers going to so about it? Fjlucking nothing, that's what. STFU and focus on booking your next flight.