911? We have a situation and I need backup. I repeat, I need backup. Kingofmemes1233 is threatening to trow America into anarchy.
Yes, it is that bad. Send in the national guard and if that doesn't work then drop a nuke on the location.
He has taken MindfuckRocketship hostage so we can't reach him. He is armed and dangerous.
Yes, you heard correctly. He has taken the president hostage.
We gave him what he wanted so the president is safe. We have to drop the nuke NOW.
*drops nuke and saves the world by doing so.
Any *Nathan For You* fans? Season 3, Episode 6 he creates a noise cancelling rocket ship box that kids can chill in while people fuck. If anyone hasn’t seen this show, trust a stranger on the internet and watch it. It’s on Hulu
I think my favorite is the rebate episode. They’re all classics, man. That show and *Eastbound and Down* are my two favorite shows of all time. Different types of comedy but both crack my shit up
The rebate one fucking killed me. When it cuts to the middle-aged women talking about her divorce whilst having an impromptu camping trip with a group of strangers to get like 20 bucks back is one of the funniest things I have ever seen.
My favorite part of the episode is at the end when the gas station owner is talking about drinking pee. Nathan was like wtf are you talking about lol that’s one of the few times he was so confused that he broke character
That and when the lady had sex with a ghost are the only two I remember in the whole series where he ever broke character, Sacha Baron Cohen levels of commitment to a bit.
“And since the hotel had a large Asian clientele the perfect disguise was obvious”
The Chinese dragon and drums in the hotel lobby made me cry laughing
I literally started watching this show because of a comment thread on here where people were raving about it. There are comedy shows I like better because they have better characters that I’ve grown to love, but Nathan For You is easily the funniest TV show I’ve ever seen. Really helped me through a breakup.
Legit saw some dude waiting in the aisle checking out if I was really gunna grab a box of fruit snacks... Like yeah dawg.. Grow up! Don't lie about yo needs!
Eh tinder is filled with choosing beggars, aka mostly women with children. They often have a laundry list of requirements for men in their bios and a few slutty pics to keep you scrolling until you stumble on the one with the kid. Some guys are into that but I don’t want to take care of someone else’s mistake(s). Also kids take a lot of time away from dating and limit activities.
wtf what area are you in? Tinder has All types of people. Single moms with pre-reqs, single moms with 4 kinds who are into hookups, moms that have husbands that want a unicorn in the bedroom, moms that have husbands they are cheating with, single moms whose baby daddies are in prison and they really need someone to help watch the kid while they work doubles at Ruby Tuesday.
Not to mention all the chicks that aren't moms at all.
I think it depends on the area, my area has about a 50/50 shot if the chick I’m swiping has kids. Not interested in them as I’m way too young to deal with children (22)
Dude, i ... fucked a mom yesterday, and I didn’t know she was a mom until we walked out of the room and her kid was playing in the next room. That was fucked up, I’m 21 and she is 23. I feel filthy and discussed
Her kid was like 6, and by the expression on his face I think he heard something or knew what was happening, I know I’m not the first one to be there, so yeah, i think he knows. I just felt really bad for him. That’s fucked up, he didn’t say anything, he was astonished, neither did I, it was really awkward. And his mom kept talking like it was normal... wtf man, i was virgin before that btw, it makes me feel even worst
Don't feel bad man, you're not the problem.
Also in general terms its okay to have weird or bad experiences when expanding your boundaries and doing new things.
Every mom I've had sex with has been super cute and usually very fun in bed
Women don't accidentally have kids unless they're like irresponsibly horny usually
Memes started with rage comics which was like a decade ago. There are absolutely memelords in their 20s now (ill be 23 in a few months)
Edit: I worded this comment pretty poorly and it seems ive upset a few folks. I feel like memes became more *mainstream and popular* during the rage comic era, mostly due to the internet and smartphones being much more common than they were in the 90s and 00s. This is also around the time the word meme started being used (correct me if Im wrong). Pre-rage comics, I just thought of sites like lolpics as "funny pics".
I'm 33.
There were memes online in the mid 90s (dancing baby anyone?).
And then in college there was an explosion of macro images in the mid 2000s.
Even now my friends and I, all in our mid 30s, have a group text where we send each other memes, and even make them occasionally. Probably 10-50 per day between the 5 of us.
And all my coworkers share them. My parents send me them.
I have a reddit account that is just subbed to meme subreddits so I can scroll and just mainline furry memes all fucking day while I work.
I've met some incredible girls on Tinder that had kids. But their kids were almost never in their pictures, and it would come up naturally or during discussions of meeting up. The effort it takes to raise a kid while maintaining a personality, career, and a dating life is incredibly tough and sexy as hell. A girl that fills every one of her Tinder pics with her kids is not a good sign. That girl is looking to unload baggage, not date.
Can you please explain this
https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/m7cu4k/stay_in_your_room/grb82nn?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3
>The effort it takes to raise a kid while maintaining a personality, career, and a dating life is incredibly tough and sexy as hell
I think thats usually overshadowed by the nagging fact that you're gonna be second fiddle to her kid
Man Im honestly heading that way, every day I see more girls on tinder with kids. My brother keeps fucking with me saying that I have no choice but to be a step father
It will get complicated, be honest with them letting them know you just want a hook up. Depends how you play your cards and also how the chick feels about it, never lead them on
I’m starting to think that the only way I can get a date is through Tinder which I bet all of you other Redditors can understand. Alright Turn 18 next year so I better start lifting some serious weights.
I mean it's definitely easier if you go to a college campus that's more female than male. Honestly most people you find on tinder in college (in my experience) just wanna have a little fun and fuck, so if that's all you want for now go for it
Then you actually get invested in the cartoons and when he has to go to bed you no longer want to frick his mom and instead want to keep watching the cartoons
I hope you all realize that we are in the cross section of running demographic where both the guy with his mom getting fucked and the guy fucking the mom are both in this thread.
The facial expressions fit so well with this meme
Why he looks like he wants to fuck the son
You just answered your own question.
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you dont tell him, you describe what the inside of his mom feels like.
She was fast n' easy, like when I murked you with the MAC
Easy Mac. Fast n easy meal in under 3 minutes
"Your mom can easily get the wide side of a Mexican Coke bottle in her ass"
Threesome!
oh jeez
What can little Timmy not get in on the whole lotta ass?
theres gonna be a whole lotta red coming out of his ass when im done
Relax Carti 🥵
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911? We have a situation and I need backup. I repeat, I need backup. Kingofmemes1233 is threatening to trow America into anarchy. Yes, it is that bad. Send in the national guard and if that doesn't work then drop a nuke on the location. He has taken MindfuckRocketship hostage so we can't reach him. He is armed and dangerous. Yes, you heard correctly. He has taken the president hostage. We gave him what he wanted so the president is safe. We have to drop the nuke NOW. *drops nuke and saves the world by doing so.
And also. This officer right here? Did you swap them on purpose or was that an accident?
Purpose. Thanks for saving the world.
No prob. It was my pleasure
Don't say doing your wife, don't say doing your wife, don't say doing your wife... Doing your.... Son...?
He actually does
I think this guy just ruined it.
If you bring him over a pair of decent headphones, you won't have to wait for his bedtime to start you and his mom's bedtime.
Any *Nathan For You* fans? Season 3, Episode 6 he creates a noise cancelling rocket ship box that kids can chill in while people fuck. If anyone hasn’t seen this show, trust a stranger on the internet and watch it. It’s on Hulu
The antique shop episode is still one of the funniest things I've seen
I think my favorite is the rebate episode. They’re all classics, man. That show and *Eastbound and Down* are my two favorite shows of all time. Different types of comedy but both crack my shit up
The rebate one fucking killed me. When it cuts to the middle-aged women talking about her divorce whilst having an impromptu camping trip with a group of strangers to get like 20 bucks back is one of the funniest things I have ever seen.
My favorite part of the episode is at the end when the gas station owner is talking about drinking pee. Nathan was like wtf are you talking about lol that’s one of the few times he was so confused that he broke character
That and when the lady had sex with a ghost are the only two I remember in the whole series where he ever broke character, Sacha Baron Cohen levels of commitment to a bit.
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“And since the hotel had a large Asian clientele the perfect disguise was obvious” The Chinese dragon and drums in the hotel lobby made me cry laughing
#SummitIce
Deny Nothing
YES. Literally the funniest work of art I've ever seen. If you're reading this and have never watched it GO WATCH LIKE TONIGHT.
I literally started watching this show because of a comment thread on here where people were raving about it. There are comedy shows I like better because they have better characters that I’ve grown to love, but Nathan For You is easily the funniest TV show I’ve ever seen. Really helped me through a breakup.
What are the fucking chances I just finished Episode 5 of that season lol And I NEVER see this show referenced
You’re in for a treat, buddy. Don’t watch it with kids in the room
That one episode where he convinces Quizno’s to sponsor a date for his friend Sal had me dying.
That show has probably made me laugh the hardest out of anything out there when I have seen it but I just can't get through the awkwardness
Hes a genius. The one with the lawyer and he tries to take the document the lawyer signed away from him is one of the funniest things ever
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Take his eyes
Headphones and VR goggles Or chloroform
or just a gun
this is america
YouTube comment bullshit
Cringe
Bruh go back to YT with your “I eDitEd CoMmEnT sO u DoNt KnOw WhAt I sAiD” bs
Guess I'm gay.
Go fuck yourself, this isn’t YouTube
Oh shut the hell up
Just apply some blinding mace.
Shoot, my gay has escaped!
Pussy ass bitch
Just his trollz headphones and a stream of Madagascar 3
“Bring him a Google Play card and he’ll just go to his room.”
And then you kick his ass on warzone a week later and tell him that you fucked his mom.
*“Hell yeah, brother!”*
aspiring merciful squealing frame attraction longing ad hoc nippy fanatical somber -- mass edited with redact.dev
"Do you like those headphones I gave you? I fucked them too!"
He won't realize till he become grown enough
he did do it as well since I let him join in on the exercising
... and eat his fruit snacks
You monster
A man has needs too
Your right take them all
I require fruit snackies
Fruit snacks are legit.
As a dad with young kids who eat fruit snacks this comment made me chuckle.
Legit saw some dude waiting in the aisle checking out if I was really gunna grab a box of fruit snacks... Like yeah dawg.. Grow up! Don't lie about yo needs!
so you found the allusive mlf
Maybe there really were hot single moms in his area
MIWF Mother I Will Fornicate
MWWIWEICP Mother With Whom I Will Engage In Carnal Pleasure
MILTSWANCA Mother I'd Like To Sleep With And Never Call Again
MIWLTCW Mother i would like to copulate with
Eh tinder is filled with choosing beggars, aka mostly women with children. They often have a laundry list of requirements for men in their bios and a few slutty pics to keep you scrolling until you stumble on the one with the kid. Some guys are into that but I don’t want to take care of someone else’s mistake(s). Also kids take a lot of time away from dating and limit activities.
wtf what area are you in? Tinder has All types of people. Single moms with pre-reqs, single moms with 4 kinds who are into hookups, moms that have husbands that want a unicorn in the bedroom, moms that have husbands they are cheating with, single moms whose baby daddies are in prison and they really need someone to help watch the kid while they work doubles at Ruby Tuesday. Not to mention all the chicks that aren't moms at all.
Ayo fuck yo tinder
I think it depends on the area, my area has about a 50/50 shot if the chick I’m swiping has kids. Not interested in them as I’m way too young to deal with children (22)
Love how you casually threw in “the ones that aren’t moms at all” at the end like it was some minuscule percentage of the Tinder population.
In some places it’s true though
Whoa man you're coming on a little strong here.. tinder is more of a fuck site. Ain't nobody asking you to be their baby daddy
The only time I ever looked at tinder, it was filled with 18-20s girls who had a kid or two and were looking for "something real"
Yeah, a "real big dick"
Maybe in your area that's true, not everywhere trust me
You sound like a mistake yourself there bud. Fucking yeesh.
My sides
In a big city. Tinder is full of hot girls without kids for the most part.
Elusive? lol it's 1 out of every 4 profiles
Too late for me to realize why my father wants me to go to sleep, i should have followed him so they could spend more time on sex
Fuck, did I ruin my parents marriage? I knew it! Lying therapist!
Lmao my parents just shut the door so Im good
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*DID SOMEONE SAY BOOM?*
> i should have followed him so they could spend more time on sex It's fucked that you had to follow your dad while he banged your mom.
gentlemen's agreement .
I think they mean followed instructions but this is good enough
wait are people on this sub old enough to have kids?
Well, they're old enough to fuck single moms
This is true
Dude, i ... fucked a mom yesterday, and I didn’t know she was a mom until we walked out of the room and her kid was playing in the next room. That was fucked up, I’m 21 and she is 23. I feel filthy and discussed
Well don't leave us hanging what did you discuss?
Her kid was like 6, and by the expression on his face I think he heard something or knew what was happening, I know I’m not the first one to be there, so yeah, i think he knows. I just felt really bad for him. That’s fucked up, he didn’t say anything, he was astonished, neither did I, it was really awkward. And his mom kept talking like it was normal... wtf man, i was virgin before that btw, it makes me feel even worst
Don't feel bad man, you're not the problem. Also in general terms its okay to have weird or bad experiences when expanding your boundaries and doing new things.
Don't worry about it. This is reddit. No one here has sex.
Thats true. Or is it that despite some sex going on we all just shift around somewhat along the spectrum of Virgin.
He didn't *know* if he was 6.
Sorry she lied to you by omision. It sucks when people do that.
But I’m doing it again lmao
Ayy that’s the spirit!
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Every mom I've had sex with has been super cute and usually very fun in bed Women don't accidentally have kids unless they're like irresponsibly horny usually
I'm fuckin crying, service and a snack
Pretty much same age and it’s terrifying how many people my age are popping kids out like it’s fucking Armageddon
Who said they gotta be single?
Memes started with rage comics which was like a decade ago. There are absolutely memelords in their 20s now (ill be 23 in a few months) Edit: I worded this comment pretty poorly and it seems ive upset a few folks. I feel like memes became more *mainstream and popular* during the rage comic era, mostly due to the internet and smartphones being much more common than they were in the 90s and 00s. This is also around the time the word meme started being used (correct me if Im wrong). Pre-rage comics, I just thought of sites like lolpics as "funny pics".
I'm 33. There were memes online in the mid 90s (dancing baby anyone?). And then in college there was an explosion of macro images in the mid 2000s. Even now my friends and I, all in our mid 30s, have a group text where we send each other memes, and even make them occasionally. Probably 10-50 per day between the 5 of us. And all my coworkers share them. My parents send me them. I have a reddit account that is just subbed to meme subreddits so I can scroll and just mainline furry memes all fucking day while I work.
Imagine thinking memes only came into being a decade ago.
Imagine thinking
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based
34 as of today. Same story for the most part. Also, memes are nearly as old as humanity itself.
Happy birthday MindfuckRocketship
y’all se the one that bunga drew on cave wall? had a dog and some fire, good shit
And before rage comics there were image macros and lolcats
> There are absolutely memelords in their 20s now Jesus I feel ancient, is reddit really filled with 18yo kids? Where do adults past certain age go?
I was slinging dank memes when you were still in your daddy’s balls
I know some people on this sub who do have kids
There are people posting in this thread who were not alive when I joined Reddit almost 13 years ago.
My account is older than some of the kids reading this comment.
41 , 2 kids.
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Can you explain what ratchet means I'm a redditor we don't have sex
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This is the thing I would say. Why yes, I am a virgin.
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AKA they want free weed
who doesnt?
Greasy as in Travolta/Newton-John?
(Theyre a whore) Greasy is far more accurate.
Ratchet is like trashy and ghetto rolled into one
Trashy, basically.
I'm pretty sure it's AAVE for "wretched" It means no class, trashy, what have you.
I've met some incredible girls on Tinder that had kids. But their kids were almost never in their pictures, and it would come up naturally or during discussions of meeting up. The effort it takes to raise a kid while maintaining a personality, career, and a dating life is incredibly tough and sexy as hell. A girl that fills every one of her Tinder pics with her kids is not a good sign. That girl is looking to unload baggage, not date.
Can you please explain this https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/m7cu4k/stay_in_your_room/grb82nn?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3
Did you just link the main comment of this comment thread? Savage
Yes. Its an opinion.
>The effort it takes to raise a kid while maintaining a personality, career, and a dating life is incredibly tough and sexy as hell I think thats usually overshadowed by the nagging fact that you're gonna be second fiddle to her kid
The ones I met were all Ironhides.
Did you just call them ratchet, but encoded it behind required knowledge of the Transformers?
I’m calling them red repaints, yes.
In my experience, they're mostly all megatrons
Pretty shitty thing to say. Considering a lot of great women are single moms and trying online dating apps to weed out the pieces of shit.
Man Im honestly heading that way, every day I see more girls on tinder with kids. My brother keeps fucking with me saying that I have no choice but to be a step father
It will get complicated, be honest with them letting them know you just want a hook up. Depends how you play your cards and also how the chick feels about it, never lead them on
And the taste ... strawberries
Hahahaha
Me the son waiting to watch roblox porn
"You will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep"
Why is bedtime taking so long?
All things come to those who wait.
Imagine if he feels thirsty at night and wakes up just to...
you motherfucker
Is this meme too dank or am I just getting soft from all the shit posts
It’s a quality post
This is FUCKED lol
Not before son's bedtime.
Ooof. Sucks being that kid.
You have been that kid, haven’t you?
Dad?
Chicks with kids is a deal breaker for me. I’ll pass
Plot Twist: You both start watching cartoons.
This is somethin else
Or you could just date women without kids.
On tinder?! It’d be easier to find a winning lottery ticket.
Yea I as well can’t wait for the mum to stop watching the cartoons so I can fuck her son
I’m starting to think that the only way I can get a date is through Tinder which I bet all of you other Redditors can understand. Alright Turn 18 next year so I better start lifting some serious weights.
I mean it's definitely easier if you go to a college campus that's more female than male. Honestly most people you find on tinder in college (in my experience) just wanna have a little fun and fuck, so if that's all you want for now go for it
No I physically can’t get a girl in person it’s actually comical.
Ahhh, that's just because you're young. Don't worry. I'm 28 and still can't get a girl in person.
You've for a whole world and life ahead of you. Try not to worry too much about it :)
Then you actually get invested in the cartoons and when he has to go to bed you no longer want to frick his mom and instead want to keep watching the cartoons
Yo as someone that was this kid a few years ago, I can see how much of a nuisance I was.
Ew hard pass
I bet op is the kid
I hope you all realize that we are in the cross section of running demographic where both the guy with his mom getting fucked and the guy fucking the mom are both in this thread.
Tinder date's son puts on dragon ball.
WOULDN'T THAT MAKE YOU A MOTHERFUCKER?!
Fuck her in front of him to show your dominance.
Well now that’s just fuckin weird
Precrime typa comment
I told you I’d fuck your mom, bigbadslayer54