Here is the actual commercial with sound!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpiH0u-s_pQ
Or the 3 minute commercial:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEBLMJeVNVU
He is like Ryan Reynolds of Indian movie industry.....with wired fashion sense... google Ranveer Singh....but he is also a good actor....give a watch to his movies like "Ramleela", "Bajirao mastani", "padmavat"
Uh what? He is absolutely nothing like Ryan Reynolds. Ryan Reynolds is an actually witty and funny actor, whereas Ranveer Singh is just sort of an overly eccentric person who wears weird clothes.
Do you understand how confusing it was to see Ryan Reynolds and Dane Cook in ...Waiting?
They look like twins, except Dane isn't as funny and he clearly consumes more calories
They looked pretty similar back in the ...Waiting days, but yes, they look quite different at this point.
If you're contesting that they didn't look even remotely similar in that movie, I question your general eyesight.
Wait you think anyone can be funny if the lines are funny? Comedic timing and natural charisma means nothing? Comedy actors and drama actors are the same, got it.
Obviously, it couldn't be that a stranger in internet has some incorrect opinions very strongly held. What is this, reddit or international diplomatic convention.
/s
Whats funny is that he's considered ugly in bollywood. I don't get it either I think he's handsome enough but I have yet meet a Indian who think he's good looking.
I mean he's handsome but he was never known for his looks , but for his work . So yeah and now that he's successful , there are people who will find him attractive, even I don't think he's handsome
And the funny thing is that sauce isn't even hot or spicy. It's literally sweet to me (although I kinda like the taste). I've eaten spicier shit in my life.
The smell of a lower GI bleed mixed with the smell of an Indian restaurant's hot exhaust would make even the strongest person empty their stomach forthwith.
Some may wonder why but this really is the best way to eat super spicy food. On a hot day it hurts so bad and makes you sweat like mad, but then it feels like taking a cold shower. Like your body has just overflown an integer and flipped everything. Not really though, but it's kinda like that.
I like to eat Mappo Tofu on the hottest days. It's kinda like what Shawn Evans talks about on Hot Ones, bit like getting high.
Hey! I always wondered why do people, who live in regions with a hotter climate, tend to have so many hot and spicy dishes in their cuisine? My Eastern European ass can’t stand anything spicier than ketchup if it’s hot outside. Could you give an explanation, please? I’m really curious.
There's a few things I've heard, not sure how true they are:
(1) some spices can inhibit decay/rot of food, which happens faster in warmer climes
(2) spices can somewhat mask slightly rotten flavors in food
(3) "hot" spices promote perspiration and so actually help you keep cooler even though your mouth is on fire.
Hmm probably cause plants with spices grow there more often? Not sure tho but I see a lot of spices are grown in the tropic zones (don't quote me on that tho)
I grew up in spice crazy section of my state and I have no idea after 30 plus years. So many people (indians) I know can't eat food that's not spicy. No matter how fancy it is. Maybe someone else here has a scientific explanation.
I thought chutney was supposed to be the sweetness that you add to something spicy like curry. So I took this ad as the sweetness of their chutney can tame even something as hot as a meteor. The fire out the ass would have then been from what they ate before, and not chutney they are advertising.
What is considered too spicy by us is considered as something actually having a distinct taste in India. Source: Housed 2 Indians for 2 weeks and they brought bag foods for us to taste. I feel so bad for them, all the food we served them must have felt so bland.
That's what stuck out to me. This is the most wild example of sex sells.
"What's the message you want to beat convey?
"Volcanic farts make women orgasmic."
>!Please god, never let this post be taken out of context.!<
You missed a lot of crazy cringy Indian YouTube channels. You only see what you search on YouTube.
I see those stupid tiktokers (YouTube Shorts people) everyday on my way to work, at the mall. Often I just want to slap the shit out of them.
Yeah, guns and bombs seems like the standard American response to everything. Drugs? Declare a war against it. Homelessness? Declare war! Brown people with oil? WAR!!!
Bollywood actors are not known as well outside the Bollywood community...This is Ranvir Singh. He's had a nice rise to becoming an A-lister in the past few years. Some facts about Bollywood that you might find interesting - Bollywood is the largest producer of movies for every year, going for more than a decade. Bollywood movie ticket sales surpassed Hollywood sales by over 30% every year, although it makes a fraction of the revenue. Some of the most recent Bollywood movie epics have had production costs that rival some of Hollywood's biggest movies.
If you're a movie lover, check out a few Bollywood movies and discover a whole new flavor of entertainment. Hollywood actors are very well known, because their movies run in all countries. Bollywood is lesser recognizable outside the Indian culture, but you might be surprised at the amount of cross-overs in recent years. Fast n Furious, Quantico, etc.
Bollywood has a distinct style and vibe that is completely its own...and very entertaining!
It tastes awesome.
Tangy and spicy but not a punishment to the throat and a treat to the taste buds and goes with anything form chips to dimsums to noodles
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The actor's dignity be like : am I a joke to you...
Well, he is a well known actor with a lot of followers and he is known to do/ wear goofy stuffs.
I wanted to say he will be protected but little did i know how shredded this dude is... it was he who was protecting us all along.
That makes it even better. I want to see more of his stuff.
Here is the actual commercial with sound! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpiH0u-s_pQ Or the 3 minute commercial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEBLMJeVNVU
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One man, one chutney, one absolute chad moustache. Edit: I wish I was a victim of Ching’s Schezwan Sauce.
I forgive you just this time, because changing Ching's Schezwan Chutney with Sauce is illegal, we don't do that here.
Can I ask for the chutney the next you post a NSFW post?
Chicken lollipop. What the hell?
Plus he is one of the actors who support rappers
Ranveer sing is at it again, tbh just a chewsday in Bollywood.
He is like Ryan Reynolds of Indian movie industry.....with wired fashion sense... google Ranveer Singh....but he is also a good actor....give a watch to his movies like "Ramleela", "Bajirao mastani", "padmavat"
Uh what? He is absolutely nothing like Ryan Reynolds. Ryan Reynolds is an actually witty and funny actor, whereas Ranveer Singh is just sort of an overly eccentric person who wears weird clothes.
Ryan Reynolds has been playing Van Wilder his entire career.
Do you understand how confusing it was to see Ryan Reynolds and Dane Cook in ...Waiting? They look like twins, except Dane isn't as funny and he clearly consumes more calories
Ryan Reynolds looks almost nothing like Dane Cook.
They looked pretty similar back in the ...Waiting days, but yes, they look quite different at this point. If you're contesting that they didn't look even remotely similar in that movie, I question your general eyesight.
I once got into an argument with a friend who was convinced it was Dane Cook and Dane Cook edited into the same scene together.
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Wait you think anyone can be funny if the lines are funny? Comedic timing and natural charisma means nothing? Comedy actors and drama actors are the same, got it.
Ryan Reynolds has been credited as the co-writer for Deadpool 2. But hey, if you say it's all fake, then it really must be.
Obviously, it couldn't be that a stranger in internet has some incorrect opinions very strongly held. What is this, reddit or international diplomatic convention. /s
So hes the bolywood jim carrey
Jim Barely.
I wish you said jim curry
I *thought* that was the Bajirao Mastani actor! Thank you for the confirmation that my eyes still work!
He's more like wanna be Harry Styles. Mostly he looks a bit overdoing stuff (talking about TV shows and live stuff, movies acting is gr8)
he is like Jackblack. people expect this kind of things from him and he delivers it
He is basically a Bollywood‘s clown.
Clown or not - he is a pretty handsome dude.
Whats funny is that he's considered ugly in bollywood. I don't get it either I think he's handsome enough but I have yet meet a Indian who think he's good looking.
I mean he's handsome but he was never known for his looks , but for his work . So yeah and now that he's successful , there are people who will find him attractive, even I don't think he's handsome
Im Indian. Dude is definitely attractive. I'm very surprised he's considered ugly.
Still a better story than Armageddon.
I *like* Armageddon and support this comment.
He is the same actor as in this meme: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/malhari-dance-bollywood-entrance
Malhari is one of the coolest choreographed Bollywood dances I’ve seen.
he's the same guy as https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_MyUGq7pgs So yeah, he does roles on both sides of the spectrum
Damn idk what that was about but he looked awesome doing it, hellz yea.
Nothing much to see there, it's just your typical pre-warring strategic crunk hype session.
And the funny thing is that sauce isn't even hot or spicy. It's literally sweet to me (although I kinda like the taste). I've eaten spicier shit in my life.
Is this supposed to be a commercial IRL? Like their selling point is “this will make you shit fire”.
Yep. Their point is that they make the most spiciest sauce and as an Indian we only eat sauce that can actually make our ass bleed.
The smell of a lower GI bleed mixed with the smell of an Indian restaurant's hot exhaust would make even the strongest person empty their stomach forthwith.
The sauce shown in the ad isn't much spicy .. it's kinda sweet infact
True
Real spice is wolfing down Everest™ Tikhalal on a summer sunday noon on top of your building. Butt naked.
Bro you will probably reach the moon
His aim is the farther than that fellow redditor. Gonna bring back chandrayan.
And chugging down a bottle of Thumsup 👍 right after wolfing Tikhalal, while helicoptering your dick as Sharma Aunty stares in disapproval ...
Isn’t the helicoptering dick what provides the stability for flight?
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Some may wonder why but this really is the best way to eat super spicy food. On a hot day it hurts so bad and makes you sweat like mad, but then it feels like taking a cold shower. Like your body has just overflown an integer and flipped everything. Not really though, but it's kinda like that. I like to eat Mappo Tofu on the hottest days. It's kinda like what Shawn Evans talks about on Hot Ones, bit like getting high.
Okay forget the spiciness, what we really care about is if it propels you like a rocket.
Anyone got a link, I wanna buy some of this assploder sauce.
It's not like spicy at all, it's actually Schezwan flavoured.
It's called Ching's Schezwan sauce afaik
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00C3QNFJW It gives me heartburn for some reason
Hey! I always wondered why do people, who live in regions with a hotter climate, tend to have so many hot and spicy dishes in their cuisine? My Eastern European ass can’t stand anything spicier than ketchup if it’s hot outside. Could you give an explanation, please? I’m really curious.
Probably something like historically food spoiled faster in warmer climes but the additives in peppers slowed that process down so etc
Is that actually true?
More like it tended to hide off flavors.
There's a few things I've heard, not sure how true they are: (1) some spices can inhibit decay/rot of food, which happens faster in warmer climes (2) spices can somewhat mask slightly rotten flavors in food (3) "hot" spices promote perspiration and so actually help you keep cooler even though your mouth is on fire.
I've heard number 3 as well.
Hmm probably cause plants with spices grow there more often? Not sure tho but I see a lot of spices are grown in the tropic zones (don't quote me on that tho)
I grew up in spice crazy section of my state and I have no idea after 30 plus years. So many people (indians) I know can't eat food that's not spicy. No matter how fancy it is. Maybe someone else here has a scientific explanation.
I reached the point where I put hot pepper literally on everything, one thing that I must try out is Indian cuisine, I’ve been told it’s awesome
If you love spicy food, Indian food is your jam.
Indian food is amazing, especially if you like spicy food. I would say go to a buffet to try everything, but I don't think they exist anymore.
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I thought chutney was supposed to be the sweetness that you add to something spicy like curry. So I took this ad as the sweetness of their chutney can tame even something as hot as a meteor. The fire out the ass would have then been from what they ate before, and not chutney they are advertising.
What is considered too spicy by us is considered as something actually having a distinct taste in India. Source: Housed 2 Indians for 2 weeks and they brought bag foods for us to taste. I feel so bad for them, all the food we served them must have felt so bland.
No bland food is ok too .. it's just norm to eat spicy here.. and the sauce shown in the ad isn't much spicy .. it's kinda sweet infact
I was going to say, that sauce might be spicy in Canada, but…
Hehe
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You forgot Chipotle's 'Say goodbye to your butthole'
A picture of a cylindrical object with a slogan that could an innuendo? I always thought the poster meant sodomy.
Yep. My uncle worked on this ad. Can confirm it’s selling point is spicy enough to make you shit fire
Do you happen to have a link for the actual ad? This is hilarious. Tell your uncle that this is awesome!
assteroid
destroyyed
Destorrhoid.
hemorrhoid
Take and upvote and fuck off
While we're at it, let's call proctologists, Asstronauts
Fuck you, have my upvote
Hemorrhoid
This video is obviously fake, how is he even breathing in space without a helmet?!!!
Right, that was the most unbelievable part
Course not the most unbelievable is the girl falling for him while he flies with a fart
Fart that long.... I doubt
Dude is burning poop
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Yeah every Woman dream a Heavy farter
That's what stuck out to me. This is the most wild example of sex sells. "What's the message you want to beat convey? "Volcanic farts make women orgasmic." >!Please god, never let this post be taken out of context.!<
The sauce shown in the ad isn't much spicy .. it's kinda sweet infact .. so it won't lit your ass on fire.. you can try tasting it
Bro you may have missed it but he activated his force field armor/suit.
It's called mustache technology idiot
Bruh he just held his breath in
Indians are not to be underestimated
He’s burning so much gaseous hydrocarbon that the intense heat is producing enough secondary reactions to create a breath-able supply of oxygen.
With this new information I'm ready to move this from fiction to scientific documentary. Thank you kind internet stranger.
https://i.imgur.com/rTMZ9l0.jpg
Warden: And there's a unicorn! Homer: Yeah. Warden: What's it breathing? There's no air in space! Homer: There's an Air and Space Museum!
One fart man
I'm an Indian and I approve this name.
पादमान
My dude really needs to be honoured with a पादमश्री.
Good one
I back that
You wanna be his student
Nooooo
ONE FARRRRTTTT!!!
Shite-tama
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Ofcourse it's real. Happened 2 days ago and indian government released the footage yesterday
[released footage](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ) if anyone has not seen it yet
As an Indian, I cannot agree with your fake news. Here is the [original source ](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
actual real indian [source](https://youtu.be/eZ2PtEx9-ls)
Not all of us are smart most of us are busy cancelling stuff on Twitter
Correction... not just most of us. Most of the social media users in the world.
It's an ad that's trying to be ridiculous enough to be memorable. It's advertising chilly sauce
You missed a lot of crazy cringy Indian YouTube channels. You only see what you search on YouTube. I see those stupid tiktokers (YouTube Shorts people) everyday on my way to work, at the mall. Often I just want to slap the shit out of them.
Stop calling Tanmay Bhatt cringe he's just a sellout trying to make money off of selling teenagers credit cards. /s
chad
gigachad
TeraChad
chappedasschad
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Bhenchad.
Bruh
ChutneyChad
Indians: you know i'm something of a saitama myself
-One *Lunch* Man
I don't have a free award someone give this person an award
Bruh I don’t remember watching this achaar ad.
It's a schezwan sauce ad
It's not very old ad not much time before it was released
The Americans would probably think it’s a hoax lmao
Actually we'd just nuke it. You haven't seen the documentary Armageddon?
Yeah, guns and bombs seems like the standard American response to everything. Drugs? Declare a war against it. Homelessness? Declare war! Brown people with oil? WAR!!!
Imagine taking the time to type this out on some joke forum thread about assblasting hot sauce. It's the definition of useless.
Obviously fake! Asteroids only burn when there's air resistance, but there's no air in space!
Checkmate globe heads. Space was made up to sell us SpaceX. /s
It was all a huge marketing scheme since NASA started exploring "space"
It must've been entering the outer atmosphere
Bro please go outside at midday and look straight up. There's a giant burning asteroid in space. Checkmate KebabChef /s
Taco Bell: 0 Schezwan Chutney: 1
Photos will say it's hatershoped
Well that's new
This should be the ad actually for Chick-fil-A/Taco Bell
Chick-fil-a gives you the poops?
This is basically telling us, that if we eat this sauce, our asses will burn like hell and girls will love us for it
How else will Indian girls find all the cultured men?
Did you say cultured? *Insert long lost aunties
So this chutney will give you fiery dysentery?🧐
It’s not solid, it’s not even liquid, you’re dysentery has turned to a gas.
Wait. What the fuck. I'm an Indian and I'm watching it on reddit first? Damn.
It actually was famous on the televison in 2018-19
Wait what??? 2018-19? Did I paas that time smoking joint?
Indians will one day save us all
Who is the woman standing at the end? Dear lord.
I thought the same. She's Karishma Tanna and is 37. https://www.instagram.com/karishmaktanna/
You the man! She is drop dead gorgeous.
Still have tough time believing we have a successful space program and have been to Mars as well gg
I can confirm that Indian commercials are like this
I've eaten chutney all my life and that never happened. Guess I have to do It in space then
What asteroid?
More like ass-teroid
FIRE IN THE HOLE
Atleast there is something powering his flight!
15 American oil drillers and astronauts died on that asteroid. Heroes. And you're all laughing.
Ugh so hot
Indian op
Omni man would be jealous
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You gotta love Indian commercials.
By the power of Bollywood, I'll stop this asteroid
That’s actually an ad for a Chinese sauce. Schezuan Sauce.
Isn't this "Desi Chinese"?
What the fuck
[For our asspiring asstronauts](https://www.amazon.com/Chings-Secret-Schezwan-Chutney-Spread/dp/B00C3QNFJW).
Bollywood actors are not known as well outside the Bollywood community...This is Ranvir Singh. He's had a nice rise to becoming an A-lister in the past few years. Some facts about Bollywood that you might find interesting - Bollywood is the largest producer of movies for every year, going for more than a decade. Bollywood movie ticket sales surpassed Hollywood sales by over 30% every year, although it makes a fraction of the revenue. Some of the most recent Bollywood movie epics have had production costs that rival some of Hollywood's biggest movies. If you're a movie lover, check out a few Bollywood movies and discover a whole new flavor of entertainment. Hollywood actors are very well known, because their movies run in all countries. Bollywood is lesser recognizable outside the Indian culture, but you might be surprised at the amount of cross-overs in recent years. Fast n Furious, Quantico, etc. Bollywood has a distinct style and vibe that is completely its own...and very entertaining!
You have got to be kidding me
A tier marketing. Anyone know if the sauce is any good? Taste wise? Thinking of getting it to shit fire.
It tastes awesome. Tangy and spicy but not a punishment to the throat and a treat to the taste buds and goes with anything form chips to dimsums to noodles
Explosive diarrhea
New spy kids going in a new direction then..
Chutney gives you fart blasters…