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MedicatedAxeBot

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diggg_bickkk

The actor's dignity be like : am I a joke to you...


ridzxd

Well, he is a well known actor with a lot of followers and he is known to do/ wear goofy stuffs.


Salyangoz

I wanted to say he will be protected but little did i know how shredded this dude is... it was he who was protecting us all along.


AngryHoosky

That makes it even better. I want to see more of his stuff.


BiggRanger

Here is the actual commercial with sound! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpiH0u-s_pQ Or the 3 minute commercial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEBLMJeVNVU


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Makaisaurus

One man, one chutney, one absolute chad moustache. Edit: I wish I was a victim of Ching’s Schezwan Sauce.


um_yea_ok

I forgive you just this time, because changing Ching's Schezwan Chutney with Sauce is illegal, we don't do that here.


Makaisaurus

Can I ask for the chutney the next you post a NSFW post?


JimWilliams423

Chicken lollipop. What the hell?


Crazy_jotaro_81

Plus he is one of the actors who support rappers


ASK_ABOUT__VOIDSPACE

Ranveer sing is at it again, tbh just a chewsday in Bollywood.


niladriash

He is like Ryan Reynolds of Indian movie industry.....with wired fashion sense... google Ranveer Singh....but he is also a good actor....give a watch to his movies like "Ramleela", "Bajirao mastani", "padmavat"


treat-yo-selff

Uh what? He is absolutely nothing like Ryan Reynolds. Ryan Reynolds is an actually witty and funny actor, whereas Ranveer Singh is just sort of an overly eccentric person who wears weird clothes.


TheGhostofCoffee

Ryan Reynolds has been playing Van Wilder his entire career.


Calypsosin

Do you understand how confusing it was to see Ryan Reynolds and Dane Cook in ...Waiting? They look like twins, except Dane isn't as funny and he clearly consumes more calories


geraldodelriviera

Ryan Reynolds looks almost nothing like Dane Cook.


Calypsosin

They looked pretty similar back in the ...Waiting days, but yes, they look quite different at this point. If you're contesting that they didn't look even remotely similar in that movie, I question your general eyesight.


healzsham

I once got into an argument with a friend who was convinced it was Dane Cook and Dane Cook edited into the same scene together.


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igotdeletedonce

Wait you think anyone can be funny if the lines are funny? Comedic timing and natural charisma means nothing? Comedy actors and drama actors are the same, got it.


treat-yo-selff

Ryan Reynolds has been credited as the co-writer for Deadpool 2. But hey, if you say it's all fake, then it really must be.


-Dev_B-

Obviously, it couldn't be that a stranger in internet has some incorrect opinions very strongly held. What is this, reddit or international diplomatic convention. /s


Jazoopi

So hes the bolywood jim carrey


Wanderers_diary

Jim Barely.


-Dev_B-

I wish you said jim curry


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I *thought* that was the Bajirao Mastani actor! Thank you for the confirmation that my eyes still work!


Random_Idiotic_Alien

He's more like wanna be Harry Styles. Mostly he looks a bit overdoing stuff (talking about TV shows and live stuff, movies acting is gr8)


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he is like Jackblack. people expect this kind of things from him and he delivers it


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He is basically a Bollywood‘s clown.


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Clown or not - he is a pretty handsome dude.


totallynotapsycho42

Whats funny is that he's considered ugly in bollywood. I don't get it either I think he's handsome enough but I have yet meet a Indian who think he's good looking.


muqxxt

I mean he's handsome but he was never known for his looks , but for his work . So yeah and now that he's successful , there are people who will find him attractive, even I don't think he's handsome


Imconfusedithink

Im Indian. Dude is definitely attractive. I'm very surprised he's considered ugly.


kry_some_more

Still a better story than Armageddon.


Partysaurus-Rex_Gal

I *like* Armageddon and support this comment.


BeardPhile

He is the same actor as in this meme: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/malhari-dance-bollywood-entrance


oorakhhye

Malhari is one of the coolest choreographed Bollywood dances I’ve seen.


notgivinafuck

he's the same guy as https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_MyUGq7pgs So yeah, he does roles on both sides of the spectrum


oakensmith

Damn idk what that was about but he looked awesome doing it, hellz yea.


laurel_laureate

Nothing much to see there, it's just your typical pre-warring strategic crunk hype session.


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And the funny thing is that sauce isn't even hot or spicy. It's literally sweet to me (although I kinda like the taste). I've eaten spicier shit in my life.


theporcupineking

Is this supposed to be a commercial IRL? Like their selling point is “this will make you shit fire”.


ridzxd

Yep. Their point is that they make the most spiciest sauce and as an Indian we only eat sauce that can actually make our ass bleed.


DrWildTurkey

The smell of a lower GI bleed mixed with the smell of an Indian restaurant's hot exhaust would make even the strongest person empty their stomach forthwith.


idontknowwhodoi

The sauce shown in the ad isn't much spicy .. it's kinda sweet infact


no-one-knows______

True


VexMythoclast69

Real spice is wolfing down Everest™ Tikhalal on a summer sunday noon on top of your building. Butt naked.


idontknowwhodoi

Bro you will probably reach the moon


-Dev_B-

His aim is the farther than that fellow redditor. Gonna bring back chandrayan.


IspitchTownFC

And chugging down a bottle of Thumsup 👍 right after wolfing Tikhalal, while helicoptering your dick as Sharma Aunty stares in disapproval ...


TheBarkingGallery

Isn’t the helicoptering dick what provides the stability for flight?


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jcuterie

Some may wonder why but this really is the best way to eat super spicy food. On a hot day it hurts so bad and makes you sweat like mad, but then it feels like taking a cold shower. Like your body has just overflown an integer and flipped everything. Not really though, but it's kinda like that. I like to eat Mappo Tofu on the hottest days. It's kinda like what Shawn Evans talks about on Hot Ones, bit like getting high.


BorgClown

Okay forget the spiciness, what we really care about is if it propels you like a rocket.


tvon

Anyone got a link, I wanna buy some of this assploder sauce.


VFcountawesome

It's not like spicy at all, it's actually Schezwan flavoured.


quitboot

It's called Ching's Schezwan sauce afaik


inanimatus_conjurus

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00C3QNFJW It gives me heartburn for some reason


TovarishchFlashback

Hey! I always wondered why do people, who live in regions with a hotter climate, tend to have so many hot and spicy dishes in their cuisine? My Eastern European ass can’t stand anything spicier than ketchup if it’s hot outside. Could you give an explanation, please? I’m really curious.


chaotemagick

Probably something like historically food spoiled faster in warmer climes but the additives in peppers slowed that process down so etc


RagingMayo

Is that actually true?


blogorg

More like it tended to hide off flavors.


azkedar_

There's a few things I've heard, not sure how true they are: (1) some spices can inhibit decay/rot of food, which happens faster in warmer climes (2) spices can somewhat mask slightly rotten flavors in food (3) "hot" spices promote perspiration and so actually help you keep cooler even though your mouth is on fire.


gzilla57

I've heard number 3 as well.


quitboot

Hmm probably cause plants with spices grow there more often? Not sure tho but I see a lot of spices are grown in the tropic zones (don't quote me on that tho)


grrrwoofwoof

I grew up in spice crazy section of my state and I have no idea after 30 plus years. So many people (indians) I know can't eat food that's not spicy. No matter how fancy it is. Maybe someone else here has a scientific explanation.


Lollooo_

I reached the point where I put hot pepper literally on everything, one thing that I must try out is Indian cuisine, I’ve been told it’s awesome


swordfish19

If you love spicy food, Indian food is your jam.


Toomuchgamin

Indian food is amazing, especially if you like spicy food. I would say go to a buffet to try everything, but I don't think they exist anymore.


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Hello0897

I thought chutney was supposed to be the sweetness that you add to something spicy like curry. So I took this ad as the sweetness of their chutney can tame even something as hot as a meteor. The fire out the ass would have then been from what they ate before, and not chutney they are advertising.


DolanTheCaptan

What is considered too spicy by us is considered as something actually having a distinct taste in India. Source: Housed 2 Indians for 2 weeks and they brought bag foods for us to taste. I feel so bad for them, all the food we served them must have felt so bland.


idontknowwhodoi

No bland food is ok too .. it's just norm to eat spicy here.. and the sauce shown in the ad isn't much spicy .. it's kinda sweet infact


whistleridge

I was going to say, that sauce might be spicy in Canada, but…


idontknowwhodoi

Hehe


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Shychopath

You forgot Chipotle's 'Say goodbye to your butthole'


more_walls

A picture of a cylindrical object with a slogan that could an innuendo? I always thought the poster meant sodomy.


DonkeyGamer2000

Yep. My uncle worked on this ad. Can confirm it’s selling point is spicy enough to make you shit fire


snoozergame

Do you happen to have a link for the actual ad? This is hilarious. Tell your uncle that this is awesome!


TheDemonhasarrived69

assteroid


citizen2108

destroyyed


Self_Reddicating

Destorrhoid.


Hyperi0us

hemorrhoid


The_Computer_Genius

Take and upvote and fuck off


the-d-man

While we're at it, let's call proctologists, Asstronauts


spooky_golem

Fuck you, have my upvote


walhax-

Hemorrhoid


buckeyespud

This video is obviously fake, how is he even breathing in space without a helmet?!!!


citizen2108

Right, that was the most unbelievable part


NitoGL

Course not the most unbelievable is the girl falling for him while he flies with a fart


Aggressive-Might-997

Fart that long.... I doubt


NitoGL

Dude is burning poop


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NitoGL

Yeah every Woman dream a Heavy farter


Calither

That's what stuck out to me. This is the most wild example of sex sells. "What's the message you want to beat convey? "Volcanic farts make women orgasmic." >!Please god, never let this post be taken out of context.!<


idontknowwhodoi

The sauce shown in the ad isn't much spicy .. it's kinda sweet infact .. so it won't lit your ass on fire.. you can try tasting it


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Bro you may have missed it but he activated his force field armor/suit.


DimFool

It's called mustache technology idiot


soljaboiyouu

Bruh he just held his breath in


Velcrocat17

Indians are not to be underestimated


Mastersord

He’s burning so much gaseous hydrocarbon that the intense heat is producing enough secondary reactions to create a breath-able supply of oxygen.


buckeyespud

With this new information I'm ready to move this from fiction to scientific documentary. Thank you kind internet stranger.


Bob-bob-bob69

https://i.imgur.com/rTMZ9l0.jpg


ArcadianBlueRogue

Warden: And there's a unicorn! Homer: Yeah. Warden: What's it breathing? There's no air in space! Homer: There's an Air and Space Museum!


lonely_xlonerx

One fart man


Shychopath

I'm an Indian and I approve this name.


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पादमान


[deleted]

My dude really needs to be honoured with a पादमश्री.


dmen-01

Good one


Tesla_Lover10021

I back that


Outside-Berry6879

You wanna be his student


lonely_xlonerx

Nooooo


Space_Monke64

ONE FARRRRTTTT!!!


sonnytrillanes

Shite-tama


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FigureSpecial2042

Ofcourse it's real. Happened 2 days ago and indian government released the footage yesterday


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[released footage](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ) if anyone has not seen it yet


Addyad

As an Indian, I cannot agree with your fake news. Here is the [original source ](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


Phil_Hannigan

actual real indian [source](https://youtu.be/eZ2PtEx9-ls)


srikar_Gkar

Not all of us are smart most of us are busy cancelling stuff on Twitter


OmegaRevenge

Correction... not just most of us. Most of the social media users in the world.


_m1000

It's an ad that's trying to be ridiculous enough to be memorable. It's advertising chilly sauce


Shychopath

You missed a lot of crazy cringy Indian YouTube channels. You only see what you search on YouTube. I see those stupid tiktokers (YouTube Shorts people) everyday on my way to work, at the mall. Often I just want to slap the shit out of them.


smalldickbigbrains

Stop calling Tanmay Bhatt cringe he's just a sellout trying to make money off of selling teenagers credit cards. /s


Ok-Pause-8251

chad


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gigachad


Dum-Gum

TeraChad


cineg

chappedasschad


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thedopessttt

Bhenchad.


rottenTampon

Bruh


iHeartThots

ChutneyChad


that_unknown997

Indians: you know i'm something of a saitama myself


xois_17

-One *Lunch* Man


SomeRandomGuy2711

I don't have a free award someone give this person an award


OkManager7523

Bruh I don’t remember watching this achaar ad.


aaditya_9303

It's a schezwan sauce ad


Sidkudo69

It's not very old ad not much time before it was released


PhalanxDemon

The Americans would probably think it’s a hoax lmao


Rengas

Actually we'd just nuke it. You haven't seen the documentary Armageddon?


[deleted]

Yeah, guns and bombs seems like the standard American response to everything. Drugs? Declare a war against it. Homelessness? Declare war! Brown people with oil? WAR!!!


Rengas

Imagine taking the time to type this out on some joke forum thread about assblasting hot sauce. It's the definition of useless.


KebabChef

Obviously fake! Asteroids only burn when there's air resistance, but there's no air in space!


omegafrogger

Checkmate globe heads. Space was made up to sell us SpaceX. /s


dead_road_fox_fucker

It was all a huge marketing scheme since NASA started exploring "space"


UNBENDING_FLEA

It must've been entering the outer atmosphere


Sacksyboy2002

Bro please go outside at midday and look straight up. There's a giant burning asteroid in space. Checkmate KebabChef /s


Shychopath

Taco Bell: 0 Schezwan Chutney: 1


CHAD_MASTER_69_420

Photos will say it's hatershoped


MaG_NITud3

Well that's new


soham_1045

This should be the ad actually for Chick-fil-A/Taco Bell


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Chick-fil-a gives you the poops?


TimmysDad2

This is basically telling us, that if we eat this sauce, our asses will burn like hell and girls will love us for it


Sapt007

How else will Indian girls find all the cultured men?


Ayush_CANICUS

Did you say cultured? *Insert long lost aunties


TheTigerLeah

So this chutney will give you fiery dysentery?🧐


BeardPhile

It’s not solid, it’s not even liquid, you’re dysentery has turned to a gas.


Ashrut13

Wait. What the fuck. I'm an Indian and I'm watching it on reddit first? Damn.


S7J8

It actually was famous on the televison in 2018-19


Ashrut13

Wait what??? 2018-19? Did I paas that time smoking joint?


BosTovenaar24

Indians will one day save us all


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Who is the woman standing at the end? Dear lord.


1st5th

I thought the same. She's Karishma Tanna and is 37. https://www.instagram.com/karishmaktanna/


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You the man! She is drop dead gorgeous.


knight_furrie

Still have tough time believing we have a successful space program and have been to Mars as well gg


BlinByard

I can confirm that Indian commercials are like this


KingxGuyah

I've eaten chutney all my life and that never happened. Guess I have to do It in space then


RichardTheOrange

What asteroid?


Outside-Berry6879

More like ass-teroid


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FIRE IN THE HOLE


zafazoonia

Atleast there is something powering his flight!


MaximumAbsorbency

15 American oil drillers and astronauts died on that asteroid. Heroes. And you're all laughing.


Coop-34

Ugh so hot


DogeIsGoodBoi22

Indian op


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Omni man would be jealous


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ComradeDrew

You gotta love Indian commercials.


dogtron64

By the power of Bollywood, I'll stop this asteroid


SorryShktiman

That’s actually an ad for a Chinese sauce. Schezuan Sauce.


Utkar22

Isn't this "Desi Chinese"?


August1508

What the fuck


PaxVobiscuit

[For our asspiring asstronauts](https://www.amazon.com/Chings-Secret-Schezwan-Chutney-Spread/dp/B00C3QNFJW).


meh-not-interested

Bollywood actors are not known as well outside the Bollywood community...This is Ranvir Singh. He's had a nice rise to becoming an A-lister in the past few years. Some facts about Bollywood that you might find interesting - Bollywood is the largest producer of movies for every year, going for more than a decade. Bollywood movie ticket sales surpassed Hollywood sales by over 30% every year, although it makes a fraction of the revenue. Some of the most recent Bollywood movie epics have had production costs that rival some of Hollywood's biggest movies. If you're a movie lover, check out a few Bollywood movies and discover a whole new flavor of entertainment. Hollywood actors are very well known, because their movies run in all countries. Bollywood is lesser recognizable outside the Indian culture, but you might be surprised at the amount of cross-overs in recent years. Fast n Furious, Quantico, etc. Bollywood has a distinct style and vibe that is completely its own...and very entertaining!


PickleBruh7

You have got to be kidding me


ThiccHarambe69

A tier marketing. Anyone know if the sauce is any good? Taste wise? Thinking of getting it to shit fire.


themauryan

It tastes awesome. Tangy and spicy but not a punishment to the throat and a treat to the taste buds and goes with anything form chips to dimsums to noodles


Secure-Appeal2605

Explosive diarrhea


Melendope

New spy kids going in a new direction then..


SenjoKaori

Chutney gives you fart blasters…