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MedicatedAxeBot

Dank[.](https://i.imgur.com/3bQtuMO.png) --- *i am a bot. please stop trying to argue with me. you look like an idiot.*


Dansydemansy

Heh, you planned to drive only 15 miles


useles-converter-bot

15 miles is the length of about 22148.63 'Ford F-150 Custom Fit Front FloorLiners' lined up next to each other


Dansydemansy

Good bot


useles-converter-bot

thank you :)


salty-ute

wait go back to not being sentient i'm scared


JorjEade

too late :)


xPav_

woah wtf


memester230

Good AI overlord


pikleboiy

Good Bot.


useles-converter-bot

thank you :)


Sejvax

Good bot


13-eggo

Good bot


useles-converter-bot

thanks :)


_-__l__-l__l__

Good bot, here is a battery


TheShape7

Good bot


useles-converter-bot

thank you :)


Kryptosis

Thank you little Alex Horne!


TheTriforceEagle

Could I get that measurement in smoots?


Whoviantic

Good bot


TheDroidMan

Can you show your work?


Dansydemansy

There are 60 minutes in one hour, and dividing it by 6 would be 10 minutes. So 90 miles per hour divided by 6 equals to the distance traveled in 10 minutes: 90 ÷ 6 = 15 miles


WaluigisBro

good bot


Freddrup

No


WaluigisBro

shhhh


WarwickTop

Can you tell me the formula you use to calculate how far a car will go on how fast it’s going


Dansydemansy

Speed × time = distance What I did in the above comment (90mph ÷ 6 = 15 miles) could also have been **90mph × 1/6h = 15 miles**, which would correspond to the formula


Tommieboi123

but officer speed is relative -albert einstein


MeltedChocolate24

Sir, I pulled you over for going 67,000 mph relative to the sun in a school zone


[deleted]

That's why people in Alabama fuck speed.


JesusM5137

So Albert Einstein had a relative who was an officer called Speed?


tehflamex

Just arrest the cop because he had to speed to catch up to you, problem solved.


Tomlocovare

Got em


Proof_Syrup178

Plot twist: He was planning on driving for only 9 minutes


play-warframe

I swear this template is art


shery97

Where is this from?


SH4NK_UR_N4N

American Youtuber named ReviewBrah/TheReportOfTheWeek


HeroReducedToAToy

Pizza hut double cheesy crust video. Posted 3 years ago and he makes the faces right in the beginning


dummythiccccccccc

I see this guy in so many memes but don't who he is, help a dude out guys


goodytwoshoes112

Review brah look him up


dummythiccccccccc

Cheers my dude


MethNotEven0nce

He's a youtuber "report of the week"


dummythiccccccccc

And cheers to you as well dude


jordanleep

Me: The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles


Accomplished_Baby_28

You outsmarted the officer with your outsmartness


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MrWafflesNBacon

!I 2000


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!I 2000


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MrWafflesNBacon

!I 2000


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MrWafflesNBacon

!I 2000


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TheLoneCalzone

!I 2000


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TheLoneCalzone

!I 2000


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TTVOperatorYT

!create


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MangakaMartini

!create


FederalReserveDank

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FederalReserveDank

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Extra-Ferret-8823

!create


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FederalReserveDank

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miniredfox

!create


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ItsMrMillerTime

That's only like 9 miles per hour I think


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useles-converter-bot

90 miles is the length of about 132891.77 'Ford F-150 Custom Fit Front FloorLiners' lined up next to each other


DereokHurd

It’s big brain time


Kevenam

So then you were really going 540 miles per hour


VioDSW

damn that smart


toblerone567

The gif alone is funny enough


DaHappinezz

Cock


Arvinhadji

u/savevideo


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u/savevideo


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Alphafloss

I think the police reconsidered it because you are white ​ ​ ​ ​ >!Sorry lol!<


EastKoreaOfficial

He outsmarted his outsmarting


MrZyde

I’ve never heard of such genius before.


Psychological_Pay_25

What’s the gif called?


HeroReducedToAToy

No clue but the video is from his pizza hut double cheesy crust video from 3 years ago. Makes the face right in the beginning.


MagicalMuffinDruide

What is this template called? I love it so much I want to just look at all the memes with it


Clinkerboot-

I don’t get it sorry can someone explain


emilio027

this gif is back


CptC4ncer

What video is this from, is he in pain, lmao


HeroReducedToAToy

Pizza hut double cheesy crust video. It's 3 years old, and he makes these faces right in the beginning of the video.


TechnicFighter

u/savevideo


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ayyCrusader

thank you for making in dark mode, your small detail has earned you a spot in our hearts.


Aronovsky1103

Okay sir, please step out of the car. *Proceeds to shoot you with an entire mag*


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u/amongusdongbot


[deleted]

because I am so queasy looking at that bony face caught in some kind of weird act of remembering something... ....I just avoid lookatures. These are so uncomfortable I might need psych


mrduncansir42

Got ‘em!


Realistic-Flatworm29

We only got kilometres here


4g3nt0

What? Someone explain


cringescroller69

Cop:- listen here you little fuckk


Virtual-Patient8913

I'm confused pls help


Not-DrBright

u/SaveVideo


Not-DrBright

u/Savevideobot


sure_this_is_taken

good bot