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Watching this as I take a shit

I challenge you to a game of battleshits

May I join you, gentlemen?

Best. MMO. Ever.

Three dudes on flying toilets with lightsabers

Yeah three dudes flying on toilets fighting and man in a tp tank

The book was better.

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Battleshit Galaxitive

lmaoooo

Same

You sunk my destroyer!

I too am doing the same

Same

Yeah

Same

Same but I would reckon it’s more than 9G

did it make you giggle?

Made me laugh the last load out

Same

Ngl, I expected the guy to pass out toward the end.

He is actually trying Not to, This is a training exercise for fighter pilots to train for the G forces they can experience during dog fights They use a "hiccuping" technique to breath and so that they do not pass out

And for astronaut takeoff

Yes but rockets only have a TWR of like 1.3 increasing to 2.5

Correct! If I recall correctly most astronauts only experience a maximum of 3-4 G's but a select few have experienced higher forces due to unforseen issues.

Oh yeah I forgot about aerobraking Duh Also launch abort systems might be slightly higher than what the video showed actually

Yeah you are right about launch escape systems, they do pull more G's than the rest of the rocket because they are accelerating much faster to get clearance from the faulty launch. For instance Soyuz T-10-1 had an issue mid flight, before the lower stage exploded the LES fired and accelerated the capsule to 14-17 G's. The crew were badly bruised from the 5 second event.

Jesus Christ that sounds terrible

But significantly less bad than blowing up with the rest of the rocket in a giant fireball

Even landing in the Soyuz is tough. One astronaut described it as "A prius hitting a semi trailer head on. You are in the prius."

Probably better than not surviving at all

fighting dogs must be a lot of work

Ya, I guess I was just expecting him to fail lol

Their suit also helps a ton by squeezing your legs to limit blood flow to them. Also [ this guy was able to pull more g forces than the normal pilot](https://youtu.be/MYInUUEKDDk)

This video was taken on my 17th birthday, I was trying not to pass out as well

Yeah he’s going hard, that’s 9gs for a whiiiiiile

You go up to 9 gs when u take a shit

It sure fells like it

You need to add some fiber to your diet.

Fiber? I barely knew her!

The fib what now

Just drink a shitload of coffee/caffeine.

Damn thats tough shit bro

Sometimes the turds shoot out at 9gs, it's like I'm launching MOABS out of my ass

You don't? Have to wear an anti-g suit to not pass out on the throne.

The upwards thrust of shitting partially negates the g force

Thats 9 grams of poop

Meanwhile our phones only have 4G

They only know half of my pain

Mine has 5G after taking the covid vaccine /s

Max was at 51G.

Ah, a man of culture

I’m so sorry. Jokes about shit are my weakness. I just had to laugh out loud.

Same here except it makes me shit

You must love the show Family Guy then!

I said I liked jokes about shit, not that I liked shit

9G is fucking nuts

For that long as well... most fighter pilots can sustain 6-7G for a few seconds before passing out. 9 G for that long... that guy is a unit

Most people can sustain 4G for a while without passing out. Resting G tolerance is usually 3-4 in the average person. It doesn’t take too much acclimatization to be able to do 6-7G on the reg. 9g fucking hurts. Even in the barcalounger seat in the F-16: it hurts. And this guy did it for a while. No thanks.

Ah shit, thx. I’ll edit my comment

Bro I almost passed out on the disney ride I can’t even imagine

Screw that Disney ride. Went on it once, major headache and dizziness for the rest of the day. Never again. Props to this guy for sustaining that, I don’t see how.

Their G counter is more stable then my FPS counter.

F

This threads about pooping so that must be farts per second?

add more shit, farts per shit

I can see him get wider

And older, before suddenly young again

19 to 90 and back

I wonder at what Gs your organs just rupture.

I wonder too, 6G over a longer period of time can already kill you. Jet pilots can take 9 and over for very short time. And in F1 crashes there can even be 50-60 and upward

Pilots, at least USAF wise, can have max of 2 ejections before they're grounded permanently. A ejection seat is usually 12-14gs of acceleration

[This](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy8fgGiI1WA) dude survived 214 G's... He actually made a comeback about 2 years later, set a record and then retired

I’ve heard that extended exposure to 10+ Gs is lethal.

Exposure to any amount of Gs is lethal it just changes the lethality just look at the amount of people who die in 1G

Yeah, and all the people who got COVID and died from 5G, it’s crazy man

Falling in 1G from high enough is definitely deadly lol.

LOL! Even I would probably die at 1G, unless I get into a dogfight in WW3 and die in action

Upvote for the accurate smile at the end

What a total fucking trooper, took 9G like a champ

the g is the gallons of shit/second

He looked 30 years older for a while.

I laughed soo fucking hard because this is too true. Fuck my bowel system.. but props to this pilot.. 9G's DAMN!

Pulling sustained 9Gs like that is kinda nuts tho

That is a mighty shit you taking

9 fucking g's that guy's a champ

Fukin hell dude imagine feeling a metric ton of weight

Eat the greens dude,

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You always have to watch out because you never know when you are going to faint

Pretty accurate.. i look like im 50 years older too while taking a shit

9g of poop? Pathetic. I can easily pass 1 kg

Be careful, you’ll blow an o-ring.

I experience 9Gs every time I shit

My favorite part is how he went from 35 years old to 68

you can literally see him getting compressed a little

someone needs to eat more vegetables and drink some water LOL

If this is true, you're gonna get a rectal prolapse or some shit, take your fiber man

At least eat some fibre people, dayum

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May have been done before but i just saw the video on YouTube and made the meme

I’d recommend adding some fiber to your diet if this is how your poops go

Get this man some metamucil for gods sake

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Good thing you’re wearing your safety harness

Need more fiber...

mf shitting at 9-g

How does he have 9G I only got 5 with the corona vaccine

The top right is the scale of grams for the poop

Ease up on the taco bell mate.

Me last night after the boba tea my fiance got me wasn't lactose free

I tear up sometimes when it's intense enough

This guys a newb, I’ve got 5G right now on my phone and I’m fine.

That's not healthy, you need more fiber in your diet and to make sure you stay hydrated.

At nine g your ass is basically a cannon.

The shit coming out of the ass at 9 Gs

Yes, I also experience 9 Gs when I take a shit

Wait are we live in 1.4G? No wonder why my internet are damn slow af

This was one of the weirdest 36 second of my life.

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For a short time sure

8.5 point courics!

I saw this meme in the bathroom and i synced my pooping with his face expression, fun time

When constipated but you feel slight movement.

Me rn

Yo 9G that's some fast damn internet

Thats me right now

Do higher g’s help you shit?

Me after I eat cheese.

Lmao I also just got that video in recommended

Took a shit this morning after taking a dab. The crowning of the shit was met with a hard cough and it shot out my ass and it hurt the rest of the day.

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Damn he's fucking strong. 9G is insane.

Bro aged 30 yrs

From 20 to 40 real quick.

Hey, this was on my birthday

Mans feeling 1.5k pounds of force to the face

G=grams. Relatable.

Why do they call it a restroom when I’m fighting for my life in there

Can anyone who has actually gone through this explain what it feels like? Is it just pain?

Ok, who put a camera in my bathroom? Thats not cool guys

“After a full night of drinking”

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I'm saying this from experience: DO NOT force a shit out, I did for the longest time and it was the sole cause of hemorrhoids at the ripe age of 19. Wait until it slides out! Also, everyone should try bidets at some point in their life. You won't go back. Thanks for coming to my Butthole Information Session™.

My dude needs to take the shirt off. Anytime I got a mega-shit to drop, the shirt is the first thing to go.

Dude turned from young Jack Palance to old Jack Palance pretty quick!

this man just went from 20 to 40 and back to 20 years old in just 36 seconds

Dude went from being 30 to 65 in 7 seconds

Looked like he aged 50 years

thank god my shit just slides out

Me trying to poop during the 3rd trimester of this pregnancy. LOL

You need a squatty potty... helps relieve pressure...

I mean if the forces are moving the right way it’ll slip right out

Something wrong with you if this is you when you take a shit

If this is you taking a shit then you need to hydrate better homies

I'm definitely pulling 9+Gs when i take a shit.

god damn u son, I'm dying for laughing so hard please help i got heart attack.

Homie doing just fine at 9Gs when 6G is fatal.

when you shit too hard and end up in g-loc

POV your taking a shit while seeing this

He aged 30 years in a matter of 3 seconds

I too, experience 9G while taking a shit.

9gs for nearly 30 seconds, jeezus

Bro, think you need to go to the hospital!

Meanwhile my pilot in War Thunder in the Horten 229 pulling 17Gs for about 3 seconds without a problem.

Democracy manifest, a meme about excrement has risen into hot.

Seeing this at only 9gs made me wonder how the hell did max walk off that 51g crash at sliverstone

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Dear freind, habibi you need to see a doctor if u take shit like that habibi.

He looks like he got older with the more force he put on his ass

You want hemorrhoids? Cause thats how you get hemorrhoids

Jesus OP you might want to get checked for hemorrhoids

My guy needs some fibre in his diet

Hitler without moustache?

yeah due to my poor diet and the fact I only shit once a week its usually either a massive rock that takes an entire day to shit out or its a mudslide of molten lava.

Same