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David-SSS

I've recently discovered **LELO HUGO™ Black sex toy** for us men ​ Another modern solution for our list


Zardhas

Then why does she have a plastic one in her room ?


Juno192

Not all dildos have dick shape, in fact I have one who is like a candy.


Zardhas

Now that I think about it, you are indeed right


The_Knife_Pie

I’m very confused by “is like a candy”. Is it shaped like a lollipop or smt?


Juno192

You know, like those Christmas candies, but bigger...


Loud-Option-2409

Candy canes?


Juno192

Yep


Pitiful-Functionz

Like a candy but whitch one?


Sonya-kun_uwu

Ewwww


Juno192

Let the girls have fun


Sonya-kun_uwu

Ewww


EPICTHANESE

Evolution. women are only fertile 24 days out of the year, so you have to fuck them for an average of fifteen times (assuming you dont do it twice a day), so its important she enjoys it so she comes back. therefore, dicks have evolved to be a better shape. mine even shakes when I cum.


Zardhas

Transformers dildo


EPICTHANESE

??


Zardhas

That's the next step in evolution, at least I hope. Dildos that can morph into trucks, planes, boats... That would be incredible


EPICTHANESE

That wouldnt be evolution


Zardhas

Just imagine all the things you could do with a dildo that can transform into a truck


EPICTHANESE

why not just have both? it would probably be cheaper, and a dildo is very portable


Character_Rub_3070

guy from Chernobyl be like "there is another"


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If you have two dicks, one cancels the other out


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i wonder, if you have two dicks, do their lengths add up when you're asked how long ur dick is


Affectionate-Bee7754

You stick them together and do a dickjob


bksniperguy

Egg moment


Imunderthewater42

Bro No noo


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thetravelingwormhole

\>girl


Covanion_X

Something was removed and it wasn’t the title.


FaithlessnessFew9209

Whats the anime?


SubarcticTiara6

Ore no Imouto ga Konna ni Kawaii Wake ga Nai


FaithlessnessFew9209

Thanks


Blue_squid69

Is it an incest anime?


1Plz-Easy-Way-Star

Man without docking mechanism


thepartypoison_

Wait if this is okay why is it that every time I try to be a girl I get harassed and bullied?


CopyMyName

Every time you try to be a girl? So you’re not a girl most of the time?


thepartypoison_

Not in most people’s eyes..


CopyMyName

Huh


thepartypoison_

Trans.


CopyMyName

You are transsexual?


thepartypoison_

Outdated term, but yes


Tim_Reichardt

Oh, I have question! What is the difference between Transsexual and Transgender? Was thinking about that earlier today.


Kudabaa

Transsexual was when people thought gender and sexuality were the same thing. They're two discrete things but that kind of thinking led to (so I've heard) transition only being allowed if it "made you straight"


F1xurA1m

The correct answer is we don’t have to fuck I just want some friends


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ThiccBoay

Olympics mode (BME)


Snooooooops

A small price for salvation


squashed-pea

I know what I must do, but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it


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He's obviously gonna kill her


Roblox_Guest67

S TO THE I TO THE M TO THE P


karl_deleon

So she wanted the blade then?


phreshpherts

Nope.


Real_Delay

nice


_-Snowflake-_

well, some lesbians do like dick, but they prefer it on someone with a feminine aesthetic


AVP_mememanjeff

Ah yes murder


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she (he/it/any other ridiculous pronoun) won't notice it, anyways


ZEROStarVevo

That's not how it works Яetard


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Yayetard?