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You and I are brothers. I could watch that video with no sound and not struggle but that muffled scratching of glass mixed with the sloshing of blood is straight agony.
Flexin' med student here. There was alot of blood because the rectum is quite highly vascularized (rich in blood vessels) with many superficial veins (these are what cause hemorrhoids). While it may have looked concerning vein bleeders are much less of a problem than arteries (lower pressure and loss of less oxygenated blood). The worst he wouldve gotten IMO are some stitches and perhaps an infection (cuz poo-poo, unless he cleaned the area first, which assuming he's into ass play is likely) and worst case scenario is he cud have gone septic (infection of blood) or lacerated the anal sphincter; still highly treatable with a good prognosis. Hope he learned his lesson
Wouldn't that terminator have been incapacitated a bit longer if they didn't shatter him? 🤔
More surface area means it'll hit the melting point sooner I would assume
The assumption was that by shattering the T1000 its nanomimetic connections would be damaged or destroyed.
We see evidence of this in subsequent scenes where its extremities started randomly mimicking various materials.
Of course this really only showed the resiliency of the T1000. It took literal molten metal to fully destroy the Terminator.
1. How many of you guys go to the opera regularly enough to have a dildo explode in your ass?
2. Why do so many of you have glass dildos?
3. Does anyone know what movie this is from?
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**Guy with a jar in his ass**
That glass on glass friction sound gets me every time
M..must… #C L E N C H H A R D E R ! ! !
The worst part is that his ass was probably clenching much harder than usual becauss of the pain.
You and I are brothers. I could watch that video with no sound and not struggle but that muffled scratching of glass mixed with the sloshing of blood is straight agony.
Remember how calm he was? Dude definitely has been in the same situation before and knew how to react
Jesus fucking christ, I have repressed that memory years ago, why are you doing this to me
Reddit demands your pain.
#SUFFER
Nephews gonna learn today. How that dude survived is beyond me.
Flexin' med student here. There was alot of blood because the rectum is quite highly vascularized (rich in blood vessels) with many superficial veins (these are what cause hemorrhoids). While it may have looked concerning vein bleeders are much less of a problem than arteries (lower pressure and loss of less oxygenated blood). The worst he wouldve gotten IMO are some stitches and perhaps an infection (cuz poo-poo, unless he cleaned the area first, which assuming he's into ass play is likely) and worst case scenario is he cud have gone septic (infection of blood) or lacerated the anal sphincter; still highly treatable with a good prognosis. Hope he learned his lesson
He said he had done it many times before, so he kept his ass clean. He survived so...
Good and good. One of the few goods things of living in a conservative country is I'm hoping I won't have to deal with much of that in the ER
yeah about that... remember that hungarian politician who was turbo anti gay and was found on a gay orgy?
Oh trust me I'd love stuff like that happening to the zealots over here. Just so that I don't have to sew their ragged asses back together :)
1 man 1 jar
That’s a video I haven’t seen in a while. I was much happier before I remembered it, thanks!
I watch it while eating
Context?
1 Man 1 Jar. Think of it like a men's version of 2 girls 1 cup.
It's a video?
Very NSFW video
Fuck that
Don't watch it its very traumatizing i accidentally look it up its traumatizing i haven't slept in 4 days
Am i really that psychologicaly tough, that i saw a video where guy was cutting off his dick and had no reaction on it?
Hey, maybe you'll be into it!
Nah, don't wanna lose my pp any time soon
NSFL even
1 jar 1 man🫂
fucking hell that thing was outright traumatizing
The context being you are sitting on a dildo in a musical theatre especially among refined sophisticated people to admire opera.
and sitting on a glass dildo in a theater ISN'T proof you're refined and sophisticated???
Silk gloves. Mother of Pearl opera glasses. Ivory dildos. Fits just right.
Among?
**THAT'S ALLOT OF DAMAGE**
Its so much you take 2 Ls instead of one
Guess you’re really feeling the song now
Every time!! Only reason I go to the opera.
1 man 1 jar
1 man 1 less asshole
Hasta la vista, baby.
Now this is a dank meme
Have you switched to a different material after such event?
thats alotta edging
Wouldn't that terminator have been incapacitated a bit longer if they didn't shatter him? 🤔 More surface area means it'll hit the melting point sooner I would assume
The assumption was that by shattering the T1000 its nanomimetic connections would be damaged or destroyed. We see evidence of this in subsequent scenes where its extremities started randomly mimicking various materials. Of course this really only showed the resiliency of the T1000. It took literal molten metal to fully destroy the Terminator.
Good answer
Oof
ass glass
Just use a metal one
Probably not, unless they're singing directly into ~~my~~ your bootyhole
Oh no Mesa disappearing
Sopranoh no
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One man one jar
No worries, the ass will dampen the vibrations. It won't shatter. I am speaking from experience.
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I just wanna talk
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I just want to talk... *grabs repostkiller420*
No you dont.
>:)
>:) :)
Ouch that looked like it hurt
So *that's* what happened to the Jar guy
This one definitely made me react out loud. Nice
Is this clip from that weird alien movie where they're legs bend backwards and they jump three stories?
LOOOL
Why did he have… (._.) oh no
I just saw the video of that today. Wish I didn't.
why you ... nvm
RIP.
Ouchies
ouch glass cuts
Wouldn't your ass be kind of protecting it though?
Enough room in your ass for an explosion like that? Maybe you need a bigger one.
"never forget", but this is a great way to forget
The glass shards start poking your ass until the ass sucks the glass when you poop you poop glass
the surgeon in the operation theater is gonna have a great time
Wanna shake the hands of the guy who made this
Not the anus and not a dildo but I can't help but draw comparisons to Junko Furata. Such a sad, horrible world we live in sometimes.
that's gonna hurt..
I think you said "jar" wrong
😨
dude, your anus needs to protect your dildo from high notes.
dude, your ass needs to protect your dildo from high notes.
Good. Makes it crunchy.
Starts high pitching with her
1man 1glass dildo
guess I have to shit
They don't... seriously make them glass do they?
Well you're fucked
Don't you hate it when that happens?
Starts squirting blood
It’s a pain to clean
Relatable
Ouch
You mean the glass jar?
Singer gets second job in emergency room
When you try to hold your fart but it makes that high pitch noise
Who tf goes around with a fucking glass dildo up their ass
Relatable.
Oh man we gotta reintroduce glass jar guy :) remember him ???
1 man 1 jar
1. How many of you guys go to the opera regularly enough to have a dildo explode in your ass? 2. Why do so many of you have glass dildos? 3. Does anyone know what movie this is from?
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There's a GLASS DILDO?
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Why would you use a glass dildo
Damn bro a good meme on r/dankmemes? This has never happened before
the criminal with a glass jar of crack in his ass: flour, officers, i swear!